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Romance / Re: Seun, When Is It Happening? by anonymus111(m): 11:46pm On May 22, 2012
Killz.:


Haha Uniben cultist? In addition to your facially cursed face, don't tell me you are ment[i]a[/i]lly ret[i]a[/i]rded as to believe the rants of that Fat Cow, disgruntled female without a boyfriend aka anonymus. . . it would be catastrophic if you really are as dumb as you look!

How will you have my time? Half man With a face that makes blind kids cry. . . grin grin Idi[i]o[/i]t!

anoda performance from d loose cannon from mars wit d writing style of jungle book.......still wobbling about who am I?................anonymus dey fat, anonymus no get man...........anonymus is she......anonymus is anorexia.....torey torey torey!.......no bi ya leaking proof yansh talk sey online no matter.......why e dey pain u for body?..............afta 2012 just know u would die in penury......may I ask d why d adrenaline to be mr nl, wht is missing in ya real life?.......ogbonaya, seriously dude u bore me stiff......call out d name already........never start what u can’t finish......we just started.........dey can ban me wht dey want I will not rest to u die and i hold ur corpse
Romance / Re: Advise For Romance Section Members And The Impression You Give by anonymus111(m): 6:24pm On May 01, 2012
MsDarkSkin: HEAR YE! Hear ye! The three nut riders have arrived! tongue

Put on your ball armor....you have been warned!!!!!

Although i should say two seeing as how is no coincidence one showed up and immidately is followed by the biggest nutrider of all..that hasnt been seen or hear from in like a werk....hmmm talk about jobless....!!!

u dis public dog dt services d hit man of nl........... is it becuz 190 is no longer on nl dt is y u have switched based. arent u tired of being a groupie when wld ya luck ever shine to be come a real gf.......... u beta dnt include me in ya mix. u lack taste from 190 to zero killz. ugly jamo fish
Romance / Re: Advise For Romance Section Members And The Impression You Give by anonymus111(m): 5:56pm On May 01, 2012
Papa Crotch:

killz you can never change. everyone knows you are jobless. does your fingers not ache you from creatin usernames. cindyrella indeed. fool!

u know dey fear. sexkillz na d lifestock dt makes money for nl. if u mention him name dem go ban u. even mods fear him................ guy rearrange urself, na lucifer of nl u dey wash like dis......... take ur time very soon him online palmkernel farmers of a wives go call mod make im lock ya thread..........sexkillz contribution na to develop d site wit nonsense while seun handles d brain execution of d business. ......killz was d only uneducated aspiring nuisance dt cld take up dt job for free. abeg leave am to perform his duty, if nl drive am wetin remain his father is already a puntured vegetable after he has draines his toshie...... papa crotch, enjoy ya internet subcription, make u play drum for am make killz go dance for u, which work im get dan entertaining us, if na flute all join kokomaster killz go perform

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Romance / Re: I Dont Like Dating Guys That Are Into RAP Music! by anonymus111(m): 3:00am On Apr 11, 2012
lefulefu:
ehen wetin wrong with konko below dance? angry.u suppose know say girls wey sabi dance konko below na dem sabi yansh wella cheesy

prof for yansh biz. i no know, na me dey do d yanshing na mad man.dt tin dey sweet u ba? cheesy grin
Romance / Re: NL Men Are Too Handsome. by anonymus111(m): 2:53am On Apr 11, 2012
op abeg make way jare no be killz aka sexkillz troyjay nlpoll 1stKlass be una most correct man abi na area fada for nl so therefore nl men are wowo pass d women........................................... see una front man, killz skin like frog wey dem use eagle white and yellow paint design in body and with big breast wey im tink na chest like dunlop tyre. handsome ke, chimezie u no get mouth abeg una tax collector of nl no make am at all......................in terms of person wey no go school but sabi use encyclopedia omo me sef bow for una na killz get am.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Still Dances Konko Below In 2012 by anonymus111(m): 2:42am On Apr 11, 2012
una do well wit una comments.make i leave am dey dance konko in 2012.i don hear but i no go gree space for yansh which levels na make men dey see free show cheesy
Romance / Re: Marriage by anonymus111(m): 2:39am On Apr 11, 2012
obasijoy: We have to do things that will make n/l sweet, funny, and moving always ok! Abeg let's catch our fun, who's business!

:oabeg comot ya frame for here.na u causing d insult by putting dis here and no be like sey u dey,but e no bam angry
Romance / Re: Marriage by anonymus111(m): 2:36am On Apr 11, 2012
oya e don do.not becuz d woman is expressing her weak all of una should be insult her.no one is above mistake try correcting her n forget it. remember its a woman u r insulting n not a fellow man like yaself at least she was straight forward dt she is a single mom so pressure dey affect person sometimes............me i no support as she dey open her mouth dey release all her life for here but she is new abeg e don do. ............

Killz.:

This is the dumbest statement of the day. . . -1000

u killz is ya mom better dan obasijoy answer me? u beta not let me open ya yansh for here always available to support insults never settling peace on nl........................................................ i have told ya afta dis year chances of getting admission is slim becuz ordinary school cert u cant boast of im sure joys child is in sch................................. bakassi boy go n read ya book n stop loittering abound nl 24 7 wit dt ur caterpillar teeth and warsaw pact belly. as short as a stout bottle yet yellow like a fanta content nuisance morra fuc ker son of a berger mind ya biz. joy fine pass ya mama sef
Romance / Re: Marriage by anonymus111(m): 3:30am On Apr 10, 2012
obasijoy: I like naira land, it makes one feel good and happy always.

i take it all back.u seem to be very nice.keep it up and dont repeat what ya did earlier again it doesnt show dignity and respect.

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Romance / Re: I Dont Like Dating Guys That Are Into RAP Music! by anonymus111(m): 3:23am On Apr 10, 2012
lefulefu: Onila u like guys wey dey listen to juju and WAZOBIA music? cheesy
me i like listening to to strong juju music LIVE from OKIJA cheesy

fuji ropopo na im onila like abeg leave my girl alone afterall she no dey dance konko below in 2012
Romance / Re: Marriage by anonymus111(m): 3:18am On Apr 10, 2012
obasijoy: Y r u still single, after playing games and enjoying yourself, you now need a good fearing christian for marriage, do you think you can have true love for your wife at this age? I think you need a single mum like me, though I will be 25yrs by next month. I am experienced and I need a matured guy to hook up with, if you are interested just mail me obasinora@yahoo.com

u no need am abeg chei see as u embarras ya self. i think sey u ugly sef or one part of ya body don cut. i no know sey u r not a vegetable please no dey toast man for marriage like dt on nl................ chei dis marriage na epidemia for naija e don reach like dis. i must drive akudo my sister comot for house go do marketing in her mind she is 23 but ha no be 25 dey chase forty yeard old so tey op run comot leave him palm slippers for floor........... god no go make us enter one chance dis easter dis kind nl member fit go put juju for him baka use trap men for nl. ndo my sista it shall be well. killz is available if ya child is not a boy though be weary undecided

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Romance / Re: Freecocoa Is No Longer My Enemy On NL- Cugresources DeclarsToday by anonymus111(m): 4:10pm On Apr 09, 2012
sucre abi wetin be ya name. u r d same as odaeiro i jst knew it from all dis sick rubbish coming from a man.who else brags and shows us off wealth in an unstable manner. who else displays an office setting wit a laptop or pc in all his handle. who else informs us of his staff, last time it was his property manager, now PA............... sucre stop equating nl wit real world, get a life. op u r a very dense man wit d capacity of a grasshopper. where is BABE! when u need her most FBI for handles. sucre has pronounced himself d next devil angry
Romance / Re: Yearnin For A Man's Touch by anonymus111(m): 5:19am On Apr 09, 2012
D-Explorer:


Oh nah, you are wrong. You just gave him some attention.

who be dis one. u r d-ediot for ur statement. so i have no right to comment becuz na ur papa n flash papa build nl from d scratch. i no wan wash u, make everyone stay on their lane and face wetin carry dem come here. anytime i find u commenting in a thread, i will criticize u too since u dnt mind ur business olofofo na my comment carry u come dis thread or d op......... mumu no face wetin u dey do anony comes here to have fun if u r having issues with fun i will lend u a helping hand to slaughter ur miserable life since u cant take a joke......... for real life na woman half my age go dey use u do kickboxing abt like boy boy with one tshirt and trouser una go carry nl dey flex muscles.............. who is looking for attention for nl na here be heaven u r a daft murra fu cker dt needs to breast feed d fouth time for proper set of teeth, people count millions in real world wetin nl go fetch me.... suya meat watch ur words nt everyone takes here so seriously na fun. mumu what if d op is jst fiction or fakestory like other dt have fooled nl in d past una too dey carry dis place personal lifemust suck in real life. how do u know the sincerity of d thread, can u vouch wit ya lifeplease shut d bleep us jare.
Romance / My Girlfriend Still Dances Konko Below In 2012 by anonymus111(m): 5:05am On Apr 09, 2012
abeg my girl dey disgrace me no be small. d easter party wey we go dem dey play naeto c, dbanj jcole and nicki minaj assorted music na im my girl squat down shoot her yansh for outside, i whisper her to excuse herself to go potty in d ladies becuz party people dey look am somehow she replied me dt no na dance step konko below she wan do. i tell her at what age and year omo she just dey dance am dey go. i go sit down becuz na posh party............................. it didnt end there she met the dj to play d song for her i suppose d dj was feeling her swag becuz he played it, they started singing and dancing it together at a point she left a space between her yansh and lifted one leg up with her hand on her head........................... i was so embarrased becuz my business partners brought their polished babes and dey were making fun of her. she no see anything wrong in it, abeg na by force to dance for party she for wait till she go owambe to display dt shit. i don dey tire for dt girl matter e be like sey i go give am break. make una use church mind say what is the way forward for me and her.
Romance / Re: Is she a Virgin??? by anonymus111(m): 1:30am On Apr 09, 2012
cowgurl: I haven't gat food 2 feed bingo dat's y he ain't barkin...an irony ryt?

please feed bingo! that is unfair u can take him to your farm n feed him what u feed ur cows. he is a rapid grower if wet dreams of 7 years olds manage to make him an agric fowl, ur cow dunks should make him less a leach. he is a parasite hence d removal of weeds in ya farm.
Romance / Re: Honest Mistake by anonymus111(m): 10:35pm On Apr 08, 2012
killz i am containing myself. dnt make go back to taming d loose dog on nl watch it man wink
Romance / Re: Is she a Virgin??? by anonymus111(m): 10:27pm On Apr 08, 2012
passing by. d devil has not over stepped its welcome yet. if he does, i might have to intervene as d servant of clensing big mouths wink
Romance / Re: Campus Blues. . . . by anonymus111(m): 10:24pm On Apr 08, 2012
cugresources: @op lola, pls for your own good, stop the story, let them finish it from the little they had copied. don't ever post your work online or on forums again until you have copyrighted it and also published it, else lazzy asss like freetoto will copy your talent and make money out of it while you make nothing. Ask your siblings or friends or professors if I am right or wrong. This is not even your own personal blog, so what would you gain? Absolutely nothing for cracking your wise talented brain while ashis walk about 4ucking diccks and come here to cheer u in a pretentious way to cajole u into finishing the story for them to copy. my dear, u have done enough, stop and read your fans and followers okay? sorry your thread ended this way, it was this good-for-nothing harlot called freetoto, that started it and derailed your post. u can trace back and watch where it started, she only grew jealous because I commended u and voted that u are the best NLer! You are still the best, keep your ladily character and pride and leave useless freetoto to keep fooling herself and wasting her time on NL.

jokes apart u sound stupid.pick on ya on gender...............when i talk sey make members find life outside nl dem go talk sey i be ediot..............24-7 on nl is beginning to make members say mental things. omo time na money abeg,make members wise up use time more productively. see wetin agbalagba dey talk even killz is way more matured dan dis aged man dt cant show us his face front knowling fully well dt he looks like snake on d plane, how did u even get into naija from d sky need to call d producers of dt movie i see why u dont act human. u know we dnt know d langusage of a snake, we might have to ship dem from whispering palms badagry make dem come ask u d way back n what is really wrong.
Romance / Re: Yearnin For A Man's Touch by anonymus111(m): 7:59pm On Apr 08, 2012
Flashaldrin:
this guy is a sensational award winning hediot! Best ignored.

u must talk no bi so? u no dey focus for school too little rat wetin u dey do amongst adults.go carry ya book abeg. u fit follow op way of 8 years away from nl....... does d story sound wise person wey make decision to stay off man for 8 years becuz of studies come dey halla now na we send am message.............. u sef reason am 8 years na exaggeration at final year she suppose resume men at least by dt time na to graduate. i talk true u call me hediot.u sef u be fulldoit, so becuz of flashdoit make i no say my mind again....................na u dem suppose ignore wetin small pikin like u sabi about women pass the hole wey u comot or u dey lick take get erection.
Romance / Re: Which Religion Can You Never Date A Girl And Guy From by anonymus111(m): 7:56pm On Apr 08, 2012
acidtalk: Must every drunk start a topic?

i was wondering d same thing................ u failed to mention must every man dt wld die soon from acid overdose reply a topic.....omo u r funny see as we think alike aloud grin
Romance / You Say You Love Him, Can U Give Him Money To Start A Business by anonymus111(m): 7:48pm On Apr 08, 2012
This I love you matter don tire me. Women go dey talk sey men no dey perform true love apart for bed. ok na we done hear. But women you fit give ur guy money to start a business if truly you love him or na to dey collect alone women know lipsrsealed what criteria can u use to do dt, is it only if d guy puts a ring on ya finger or promise to marry u before u can give out ya money to them. Make women talk i am listening.
Romance / Which Religion Can You Never Date A Girl And Guy From by anonymus111(m): 7:40pm On Apr 08, 2012
Many people would say they don't want to date let alone marry someone from jehovah witness, seven days appentice, olumba obu, kerubu and serafu aka cherubim and seraphim k& s, celestial church of god, moslim, the grail message, catholic, anglican,Presbyterian, Judaism, hinduism, buddhism, harish krishnan, Scientology, traditional religion, Atheism, Jesu Oyingbo,Jesu Apata, Jesu Agege, egun worshippers, sango, obatala, amadioha, water goddess worshippers, eckankar dt religion dt teleport and travel in d spirit, cannibals, secretcult society, coven, magician, babalawos child, cemetary visitors, satanist, freemason, illuminati, ogboni, mammy water.

You cant believe Christianity that is the right and best religion is amongst religions people would never marry from. Christianity is da best for relationship as to make heaven. Lets use our church mind to critically discuss dis.
Romance / Re: Yearnin For A Man's Touch by anonymus111(m): 4:34am On Apr 08, 2012
op u bi glorified fool who do i think ya are to be teeling an nonconsistent story. ya said ya stayed off relationship for 8 years to focus on studies how many years be yar own degree becuz law and medicine sef no reach like dt. 8 years to focus on studies haba dem no carry ya go check whether na spirit husband dey worry ya...........abi ur own 8 years study was customized for d level of ya brain e fit be a topic takes u a year to decipher............... ya said ya last relationship at 20 u no gree kiss, wetin happen to d relationship u free d guy based on 8 years leave to focus on study. ya parents no fit sing marriage for ya hear fpr 8 years. omo after 8 years na now kongy dey scratch ya for toto..................... ya know what ur case don pass nl, i dnt know y members feel d need to give bo bo or fake gist what would it benefit una. oga seun how u take dey allow different aro patient for here very soon members go dey pack shit chop for here.
Romance / Re: Campus Blues. . . . by anonymus111(m): 5:20pm On Apr 07, 2012
cugresources: to tell u how determined I am, i live at plot 5 tokunbo ade close, off admiralty way, off 37 rd, lekki phase1, can we meet up at tantalizer fastfood around there or can u drop your real address? lets be friends, maybe that will solve our indifference. pls I plead for peace. i am sending u a frnd request now accept me pls.

dis is a classic on nl i swear it.................. omase see as u dey disgrace ya self for woman side u no get shame. tantalizer not even golden gate or tfc local foolish man with d brain of a frozen frog in d science lab..................... u no get brain i swear e be like seun go need todey collect money for subscribing to nl because manlike u ought to be in a psyche word special case feeding only on ya urine and toe nails................... see dis side effect for excessive cocaine usage, dt gbana ya need to stop na expired one.
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander(s) Will You Like To Go On A Date With? by anonymus111(m): 7:25am On Apr 07, 2012
slimyem.i wan give her belle.my ala goddess of fertility, may amadioha stand blind d man dt wld tear us apart.
Romance / Re: Romance Section Check Out Calamine Lotion Model, Can U Date Him by anonymus111(m): 7:06am On Apr 07, 2012
190: sexkills cheesy cheesy


That is sexkills cheesy cheesy

oh sing oh sing oh praise d lord! its easter time ya know wink cheesy
Romance / Re: Romance Section Check Out Calamine Lotion Model, Can U Date Him by anonymus111(m): 7:05am On Apr 07, 2012
dabrake: lol @ pix. @anonymus11, abeg forgive the guy.

bygones be bygones. i don hear u and i have forgotten d guy sef.

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