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Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Worst Embrassing Moments Caused By Nature. by anonymuz(m): 1:20am On Mar 31, 2019
I hardly travel a long distance eating, but I had a bad experience while going to Benin some years back, I took some cold beer in the morning, that journey ended at ijebu ode, cos I exceeded my excuse. I just have to pay for another transport fair.
Crime › Re: Soldier Seen Beating A Man Who Told Him He’s The Next In Line At An ATM Booth by anonymuz(m): 12:46am On Mar 31, 2019
IamD18:
As much as Nigerian soldiers are known for abusing powers, I've every feelings that there's more to this story. Maybe a statement the man made.

Because I've never in my life seen a soldier forcefully trying to withdraw on another person's turn. They'll always take permission to do so, and I'm sure many haven't seen a soldier intimidate someone in an ATM queue before.
you head, na ororo full am, you are just saying the truth.
Crime › Re: Soldier Seen Beating A Man Who Told Him He’s The Next In Line At An ATM Booth by anonymuz(m): 12:38am On Mar 31, 2019
IamD18:
As much as Nigerian soldiers are known for abusing powers, I've every feelings that there's more to this story. Maybe a statement the man made.

Because I've never in my life seen a soldier forcefully trying to withdraw on another person's turn. They'll always take permission to do so, and I'm sure many haven't seen a soldier intimidate someone in an ATM queue before.
what so you don't know about naija soldiers, they always intimidate. You can't see nor hear of intimidation from western countries.
Romance › Re: Broke Girls Will Ruin You by anonymuz(m): 2:15pm On Mar 30, 2019
Let them keep slaying, the are easy object to produce Benz
Family › Re: Share Some Funny Things You Did As A Child by anonymuz(m): 1:46pm On Mar 30, 2019
zeedof:
1. Crossing 2 finger at Hawk bird with hope is going to fall down...

2. Nailing nail when dogs are meeting without the hope they won't separate

3. Waving my boths hand or finger at Great Egret bird flying with the hope of having is sheat or white sign on my nail (la ke la ke ba mi la ke, éyé àdà bà, bá mì lè kè)
you be agabaya grin grin childhood was fun
Family › Re: Share Some Funny Things You Did As A Child by anonymuz(m): 1:43pm On Mar 30, 2019
Akabuking:
he hehe, me too, I knack my wife then without pity. thought having sex was just rubbing the clits with my preeq. childhood was fun.
all of let's gather here if you did that bad thing
Family › Re: Share Some Funny Things You Did As A Child by anonymuz(m): 1:41pm On Mar 30, 2019
Gratefulheart01:
Lol, but i dey suck then, God just forgive little kids. Even without seeing it anywhere, Never knew how those bad things came to my little mind then.
I dey always invent bad things then. innocent bad boy.
you indeed a bad inventor grin
Family › Re: Share Some Funny Things You Did As A Child by anonymuz(m): 1:39pm On Mar 30, 2019
adioolayi:
late 80's and early 90's....I love Egbo and Ewa (Porridge corn and Beans)…..With 50Kobo, I am fine...Egbo 30Kobo, Ewa 20Kobo...I am good to go.



I also remember vividly that was no fear of kidnappers as it is now....My dad will tell me, when I want to cross major roads along Yemetu to Total garden on my way to school....Simply ask : Brother/Aunty, E jo e mu mi fo'na (Brother/Aunty Assist me in crossing the road).


Lot of things have changed, may God help Nigeria.
though there were gbomo gbomo(child kidnappers)then, but not that rampant.
Family › Re: Share Some Funny Things You Did As A Child by anonymuz(m): 1:37pm On Mar 30, 2019
enshi:
But my finger in anus and smell
don't lie, you still do it sometimes unconsciously grin
Family › Re: Share Some Funny Things You Did As A Child by anonymuz(m): 1:33pm On Mar 30, 2019
Gratefulheart01:
Lol, no one knew you were to penetrate her then.
yes o, you think the clitoris is the hole grin
Family › Re: Share Some Funny Things You Did As A Child by anonymuz(m): 1:29pm On Mar 30, 2019
Ibukun9009:
If you remember daddy and mummy play just keep mute

Cos that's where I get exposed to the world, but I'm still wandering how I(we) got such brain at that tender age
lol...you just sleep untop her, are we really mumu, or smart? grin

Politics › Re: Appeal Court Sacks Omo-Agege, others. by anonymuz(m): 1:25pm On Mar 30, 2019
Divine200:
He is from orogun in Ughelli north local government area delta state. And he is loved there.
thanks for the clarification
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Sacks Omo-Agege, others. by anonymuz(m): 1:24pm On Mar 30, 2019
garfield1:
Keep quiet,he's from ughelli north.it is ogboru that hails from ethiope east.both areas are apc dominated.
take am easy, though thanks for the clarification
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Sacks Omo-Agege, others. by anonymuz(m): 1:24pm On Mar 30, 2019
Produke:
Omo-Agege is from Orogun, Ughelli North
thanks for the clarification
Family › Re: See How A Mother Tricks Her Baby Into Sleeping by anonymuz(m): 10:34am On Mar 30, 2019
Mothers and their different tricks, mine was the beating aspect. If you do something wrong is the afternoon, she will not react, more food for dinner, but what's is waiting for you around 5 am is better cain to say good morning grin
Crime › Re: Eiye Cult Members Nabbed While Robbing Victim In Lagos. Photo by anonymuz(m): 10:28am On Mar 30, 2019
Godmother:
These days, its very young kids that join cult. Only God will save this nation.
because there is no moral in the society. Parents dont care what their children do,as far as he or she is bringing money home. So kids these days see this social norms as nothing.
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Sacks Omo-Agege, others. by anonymuz(m): 10:20am On Mar 30, 2019
Divine200:
He is from orogun in Ughelli north local government area delta state. And he is loved there.
really? All I knew was that he represents delta central. Thanks for the info
Politics › Re: My Cabinet Will Be Based On Merit And National Spread- Buhari by anonymuz(m): 10:17am On Mar 30, 2019
We know what he did 2015, he will still repeat same thing as Buhari is a unrepentant president. Let him tell us the names of the cabals.
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Sacks Omo-Agege, others. by anonymuz(m): 10:09am On Mar 30, 2019
deboysben:
Lol Whom God wants to destroy

Dey first make him a maze thug grin
ahhh

Politics › Re: Appeal Court Sacks Omo-Agege, others. by anonymuz(m): 10:08am On Mar 30, 2019
Ovie omo agege is from my side, Ethiope east to be precise. The people there doesn't like the party apc. So he will continue to have problems on that seat.
Romance › Re: How Do I Break Up With Her In A Polite Manner? by anonymuz(m): 10:04am On Mar 30, 2019
PhenomenalMorgan:
He isn't "blaming" his fellowship.
He just realised himself and now wants to make changes in his lifestyle...
Yes, he may have fornicated with her previously but that doesn't mean he can't turn a new leaf upon realising what his position in followship demands!!
did he make a formal confession? If not, he is still an unrepentant Christian
Romance › Re: How Do I Break Up With Her In A Polite Manner? by anonymuz(m): 10:02am On Mar 30, 2019
IamD18:
You have been fornicating with her for long, all of a sudden, you started laying blames on your "Fellowship" for your inability to satisfy her sexually.

I don't understand! Is it that your fellowship use to steal your sexual libido or that your fellowship use to sing "No do No do! No do, the do ooo!" Whenever you want to sleep with her.

I don't get the reason you are blaming your innocent fellowship for something wey e didn't did.
help me tell him. All I see in him is pure hypocrisy.

Romance › Re: The Picture This Babe Uploaded On Facebook Got People Talking by anonymuz(m): 11:48pm On Mar 29, 2019
IamPlato:
Some People Dont Know When Something Is Romantic Or Disgusting... See Their Oily face And Black Lips... Poverty Love!
na real poverty love

Politics › Re: Oyetola Asks Appeal Court To Reverse Tribunal’s Decision by anonymuz(m): 10:52am On Mar 29, 2019
Oyetola wasn't the winner. Tinubu,Buhari and co are the cause of this whole drama
Politics › Re: These Images From Nigeria’s Past And Present Would Leave You Speechless by anonymuz(m): 12:55am On Mar 29, 2019
I never see ojukwu as a coward, the cowards in Nigeria knows themselves. They are from all tribes. The killed the nation because of their selfish interest.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Pdp’s Fintiri Unseats Incumbent APC Governor Bindow In Adamawa by anonymuz(m): 12:43am On Mar 29, 2019
All of them are same. Nigeria is not a country again.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Shoot A Man In Rivers, Kidnap His Wife On Their Way Back Home (Graphic) by anonymuz(m): 12:33am On Mar 29, 2019
Davash222:
They used shotgun on him.


One of the reasons i don't pity criminals when the public decides to give them jungle justice!!
shotgun at a close range
Crime › Re: Attack On Nigerian Army In Yemtake, Borno (Photos) by anonymuz(m): 12:29am On Mar 29, 2019
Jaqenhghar:
Look at the country critically. Can you name one bad thing ( apart from Ebola) that has entered the country and they successfully eradicated it?
no one and it was the so called slow man that did that
Crime › Re: Attack On Nigerian Army In Yemtake, Borno (Photos) by anonymuz(m): 12:27am On Mar 29, 2019
kaluxy007:
Bleep Nigeria, there's no future for this country... we know that deep down
we know o
Crime › Re: Violated By Their Fathers, Why Some Men Sexually Abuse, Impregnate Own Daughters by anonymuz(m): 12:18am On Mar 29, 2019
I can't still imagine how you will be attracted to you blood sister, let alone your daughter that you used your prick to give birth to.
NYSC › Re: Corper Shares Ordeal Of Her Albino Student by anonymuz(m): 6:52pm On Mar 28, 2019
yemmight:
Anytime I hear this kind of touching story, I always pray to God to please grant me enough wealth to be able to touch lives positively.
its just like the way I'm feeling right now
Crime › Re: We Had Sex But No Penetration - Doctor Accused Of Raping Patient Says by anonymuz(m): 6:07pm On Mar 27, 2019
Nbote:
See how person father dey embrass himself... U had sex but U did not penetrate.. Na she penetrate U?
I wonder the kind of sex we should call this one, sex without penetration grin grin

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