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eehmm..is glo among the lisgt n e dey work 4 pc

Op..havnt u heard of the legends of ahdonbelieveit??

nd yet another question??

i will nt be wrng to infer that



1.. the girls here are either immature or seconary school leavers



2..the boys here ont rilli need the cooking but see it as a form of decency



3..the gals here are either



i...those that are always nobody's mates in a group



ii...those that always advice but ar single



iii...those that are boys nd just wnt to get phone numbers for whatsapp sex chat..

if u agree say i against f#@k off

hmmmmmm...from whence comet this sharing?? cant see it in my bible.... okaayy..open to genesis 52vs32...right there

tor can i use it system via hotspot?? not yet seen any data though?

Or jst drop ur numba nd ama call you

I have been in dilemma always about my dates and exes and most at times i always end up with a booring girl that loves being quite and bla bla bla.....u knw d drill......so ...although its crazy bt am looking for a girl of age 18 to 20 dts like a sanguine....some one fun nd always cheerfull.... Am 20 yrs old nd a student so ama drop my number nd if u intrested jst ping me 08051520063

I need the innjoo T1, i stay at kogi....will call u ASAP

davitogreat: more info


http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/business/179863-ajaokuta-steel-the-mills-may-roll-again

guy which 1 na?na ur fada build front page? We trying 2 comment hia also!! Ama ehen ajaokuta steel company? Is dat a name of afootball? team cos damn dey play nigerians like hell!

Austindark: I enjoy Vanguard on sundays. Especially when the fans keep posting the usual "Judge Not my Annointed" Phrase. "A Blind Man Will Only Lead Another Blind Man To A Pit, But If That Second Man can See, He Is The Greater Fool!!!!!"


smh!!!!

like seriously i dnt get d connection b/w nairaland and vanguard in this thread!! Ehen OP which 1 na? Why the long post na abi u sef na man of God too?

Jst watching to see what some people will infer from this!

omo2sexy: Am coming I will tell u what happen

and that is all that there is to it!! Seconded by seun

D person that lives like Jesus !! Ehn ehn Dats all

U knw d drill pictures or #IDBI

U knw d drill pictures or #ADBI

Seun: Fellow Nairaland Members,

You may have noticed that you can no longer "like" posts. This is because we temporarily disabled the feature as part of an experiment.

We plan to bring it back as soon as the experiment is complete, though that outcome also depends on the result of the experiment.

Please bear with us; we do not mean to inconvenience you.

signs of end time.... for the likeness and love ness amongst thee and thy brethren shall be taken away..and ye all shall like no more...zebrudiah 56 vs 345.......




































#frontpage...seun hope u don't mind me being the boss hia

Bless yall/ intro my name iss d general/ oyaa wear black and black aand dress up for ur funeral/ dis is n bon nigga this is natural/myryhmes kill fom wwithin tag that internal
Harshhtag am ddat badd uncle dat foocks u mama while you peep/thanksfor veiwing, so take this rap as a tip/like a monk motherfuccker I ddont give a bleep/i beat you relaxedd dats when I sleep/
Nigga am so dangerous I was nominated as d leadder of d taliban/ toublesome, I was deported from pakistan/so run away while u can/ cos am blow you out like a paper if front of a thousand fans/
Am wat dey need am d essence/datedd a nun maybe cos I gat d right inscencsce/take d in out and bring in the nun sso I pesent to you wat u are nunsence/wondering how am so good? I gat a ssixth sense/
I run you into a wall with speed nigga I bolt you/ shoot one but kill plenty nigga I colt you/ ur hoe keep pinging ndd I say "bitch I thought I wrote you?"/ my worst ryhmes...nigga I soldd out too/
Blow you out even with ur vacancy/ the general is here and they wanna see/ am tired of yall discrepancies/beefing me is like standing inbeteen d devil and a deep blue sea/
WATEERY flow with CEMENT truth aand GRAVEL hits and giv u a CONCRETE beating/ dat asss whooping shocked d senetorial seating/ for you to recover u will need all ur village witches doing a round table meeting/ but even in their presence, am the GENERAL and u should know who iss doing the mission breifing/..........ssory abt d spelling bold 5 wahala....omor na freestyle oh...

merieam16: @op ure really funny u gat me laughin hahahahaaa

babe? Ar u laughing because of d food? Or because u ar d girl?...#dntseeanytinfuni

eunisam: Hollywood cum Nollywood
diva, Jennifer Akudo Oguzie,
has always had camera in her
face. In fact, acting runs in her
blood. Her dad played the role
of Bruno alongside Gringory and Zebrudaya in the TV
sitcom, New Masquerade. Also,
popular highlife musician,
Bright Chimezie, was her uncle
and she was always at his
concerts and recordings. No wonder, Oguzie is making it big both locally
and internationally. The actress was recently in
Nigeria and she opened up to
The Entertainer. Excerpts: What are you doing in Nigeria? I came down here for different
projects. First for a film, I am
one of the producers,
executive producers and also a
cast in it. It is titled, Mirror. The
director is Neville Ossai and he is also the writer and producer
of the same project. And we
are collaborating to make sure
we make a standard quality
film that will be viewed in the
Diaspora. What is Mirror all about? Mirror is a story of a young
lady who sees things before it
happens. It entails everything
that happens in her life, the
good side of it and the bad
side as well. It is a funny twist to the story, so I would encour­
age everybody to lookout for
Mirror, and when we unveil
the twist, we will actually see
what happens toMirror and
how it transpired to best friend, Betty. Is it a Nollywood film? It is an international, Diaspora
film, made out of Nollywood. Who wrote the script and who are the film cast? Neville Ossai wrote the script,
and the second version of the
story, The Twist, I collaborated
in writing it. Apart from
myself, other stars in the film
are Uru Eke, Femi Jacobs, Eyinnaya Nwigwe, Dr. Greg
Obi, Nefi and Neville Ossai.
myself, other stars in the film
are Uru Eke, When are we going to see this film? You are likely going to see
Mirror in theatre sometime
next year, but definitely it will
be at the festivals at the end of
this year. We are going to
submit it to top festivals and we hope to have it at the
AMVCA Awards and other
awards here in Nigeria too. How would you describe your stay in Nigeria? It has been an exciting
experience. I would not trade
Nigeria for anything. This is a
place where I feel very
welcome, very loved. It is a
very fruitful country where you plant the fruit and you
watch it grow. So, I have
planted the fruit and I am
ready to watch it grow. I had a
very interesting time and also
watching a lot of my friends declaring their political
ambition. It is a plus to me
because there is a part of me
too that loves politics. I also
love watching people grow in
that territory. So, I enjoyed every minute I am here. Also
my director, Mr. Obi Emelonye,
who featured me in one of his
blockbuster films, Last Flight
to Abuja, is also on the verge
of making his new hit television series, it has about
100 episodes, and I have been
invited to be a part of it. So, I
am going to go back to
Hollywood, recreate myself
and come back for the project. The entire project, I believe,
will be shot in Ibadan. I can see your son, Obama, is already speaking Igbo. Is it as a result of your coming home? It is actually not. From the day
I gave birth to my son, it was a
decision that I make that Igbo
shall be his first language
because in the society that we
are in today, parents and families ignore their origin,
their dialect and speak English
language. English language is
fine but when you have your
own biological son speaking
your indigenous language, words cannot express the
feeling as a mother when you
look into your child and he
said, “Mama ele otu
idi” (meaning ‘mummy, how
are you’). That is the best thing I can ever give to my son, to
make sure he can speak, read
and write Igbo. As long as I
live, Obama shall speak Igbo. When actually did you start acting? I started acting as a child way
back in Nigeria in the early
‘80s. There was a TV show
called ‘Kiddies World’ and that
was how I started with my
sister, and our dad who was a comedian encouraged us.
Later, I started doing stage
plays. In 1996/97, we did
Stubborn Grasshopper; it
featured Ramsey Nouah. My
dad was one of the actors that played alongside Gringory and
Zebrudayah in New Masquer­
ade.Though, he is late now, he
played the role of Bruno in that
television series. Since I knew
him as my dad, he was acting and had traveled a lot to
various parts of the world like
London, United States of
America, Argentina etc. I have always had cameras in
my face, so it wasn’t strange
for me. Like I said, my dad
was into entertainment. Bright
Chimezie, one of the popular
musicians, was my uncle and we were always at all his
concerts and recordings. We
grew up dancing and spending
time in front of the camera.
We were always in front of
the camera. That was how I developed the passion for
acting and the love for film. So, acting runs in the family? Absolutely, it runs in the blood
and everyone has a little form
of acting in them. My mother is a Guidance
Counselor, she has a doctorate
degree and she taught me
how to dance as a child. She
used dance as a form of hobby
and choice and not as a profession. How supportive was your mother? My mother was supportive but
at the same time, she wanted
me to graduate from college
so that, at least, I would have
a sound education before I go
full time into acting so as to have something I can fall back
on. My family migrated to the
United States in 1998 and
while in school, I studied
Social Work and Psychology. What’s life as a student and working in America? My mother raised us to be very
strong and not to let our
guards down, and to always
strive for the best. My father
died in 1999, and it has been
my mother all by herself, trying to raise three girls and a
boy all by herself. She is still
doing it with ease, love, joy
and confidence. It really gave
us joy to know that a woman
can actually raise her family, and it feels like you have a
man and a woman in that fam­
ily. The challenge was for me
to respect my mother and do
the things according to the
way that she wanted us to do it. You lost your dad when you were young? Yes, my dad died of food
poisoning on Christmas Eve.
We believed he ate something
and that was it. It was Decem­
ber 24, 1998 or 99, a day
before we were supposed to travel to the United States of
America. We went out
shopping, bought Christmas
gifts and clothes and stopped
by a restaurant with his friend
and my mother, and they ate some food and later my dad
was rushed to the hospital
where he died. So, the trip to America was cancelled? The trip was cancelled and it
was funeral time. My mother
being young at that time and
we were also little children,
my dad was very prominent
and wealthy, and my mother, being a widow tried to claim
what was hers. We had
families but then when
someone passes on, then you
would really know the hearts
of people, with or against you. She really tried to maintain
some of the properties left
behind by my father but it
wasn’t easy, as she struggled,
but I am glad, she was very
smart, strong and with God’s power, she was able to
overcome all the chalyoung at
that time and we were also
little lenges after my dad
passed on. How‘s life after your father’s death? Yes, things could become very
difficult when you give up
hope. What we need in life is
to learn that death can bring
love and affection, and it can
also make you a stronger person. It could either make or
mar you. Sometimes in a
school setting, little boys
would want to take advantage
of you and they would want
to get a fight with you knowing that your dad is not
going to be there. But when
they know that it is just your
mother, they will think, it is so
easy to bully or harass you and
they would want to get away with it. But as God would have
it, my mother is one strong
and dedicated, hardworking
woman. She’s my idol for life;
she made us. Literally, I grew up as a
tomboy. I was so strong. My
sister and I, we joined martial
arts at the age of four. We
were both strong and were
not afraid of anything and when some boys looked for
our trouble on the street, we
charged at them and fought
back. We grew up strong and
not letting our guards down,
knowing that our father is dead. Our brother was not able
to protect us (the girls)
because he was the last child;
rather, we took care of him
until he became a man. What’s your opinion about sex for role in Nollywood? It has never happened to me.
But of course, it is one thing if
an actress is going out of her
way to go after a director and
give herself to him to get a
role. That is the actress’ personal agenda. I can’t judge
people, but as for me, I will
never sleep with any director
for a role. Can you act nude? I will not act nude, walking on
set naked, I will not. No! Why did your marriage breakup? What led to the breakdown of
my marriage was the mistake
that kept on happening. I did
not keep my private life out of
my marriage. Now, I have a
kid and his name is Obama. Why do you think marriages break down in Nollywood? The industry is funny. Men do
understand that before he met
this lady, she was in the
entertainment industry. But
they get overshadowed by the
limelight, fame, attention, and overlook all these qualities
when they are going after the
lady. But they expect that
when they marry the wife, she
would change overnight. That
is why marriages break. Why would you want to change
someone overnight? You’d
better go and find yourself a
lawyer or doctor or engineer
to marry. Don’t get involved
with fame when you are not ready to be who you are. Do you have any regret that your marriage broke down? I have no regret. Experience is
the best teacher. I did what I
did but on my part, it was a
mistake. I was warned not to
marry my ex but I went ahead
to marry him and I learnt from my lessons and I moved on. I
am now a better and stronger
person. I have achieved a lot
after I moved on with my life. Can you marry an actor? Yes, if the man will respect
me. I don’t have any
resentment. No matter his
profession, I will, but right
now, I am okay. First of all, the
man must have an impeccable hygiene. He has to be
hardworking and very fit so
that we can live longer when
we marry. When he is fit, he
would have a longer span of
life. He must be loving and caring. He must not be a liar or
a cheat but someone that is
God-fearing. His colour doesn’t
really matter; a man is always
a man as long as he brings 50
percent to the table. Are you good in bed? I am a very romantic person. I
treat my man very well in bed.
I keep him satisfied. When I
handle a man, he doesn’t need
to have any reason to look
outside. I take care of business and make it count. If you can
get your gig on once a day,
three to five times a week, I
think it is okay. What makes you happy? I make myself happy. I love
my shadow and when I look
at myself in the mirror, it
makes me happy. What turns you on and off? A lying man turns me off and a
hard and sexy dude turns me
on. What are your hobbies? Fitness is my hobby. I love to
dance and I teach African
dance. I love to watch movies
and travel round the world. I
like to take vacations in the
summer and relax. I want to go to Tahiti, which will be my
next destination.

may thunder fire u! Repeat after me "may thunder you" asin nt me oh! U! Wait! You dat posted dat lng thing! May God punish u...asin eh! Oh God kill u!

Snickz: Day tld me 2 pay ah visit 2 dis site buh ah see niggaz defeat and diss y?. Ah serve flowz on tray bishes b soundin lyk song/ dnt spit shit again cos ah knw ur 4**kin wack...... Ah wnt slay dis dude ah might him 2 learn & b gud, d last tym ya girl heard ma voice she went nude/ ah slept by 50 friendz woke up seeing ma enemies buh am still screamin tell em ''4k y'all''. Onlike dos rapaz wit kul linez/ ah let em burst into tin air. U seat ya ass down niga cos ah pin butt/ cal it woteva buh ama tel ya am nt crazy lyk lil wayne. Where is dis hole com luk into ma soul hv got gold werz ya digger/ 4 God sake take ya plate & get back 2 d street we knw u as an old begger 4 dis is rap culture am nt done leme catch ma breath.................. Wot God 4sake datz wot dis homie ate day 4got 2 add a day 2 d week/weak datz d day 8 buh ah wnt ansa ya ill lines lyk d call medic take. Sum1 shld get dis crazy dude outta here because his brain aches/ she asked ''izit mental case?' ah said no buh pyscho problem all d xame

here we are again anoda niggga dats lame/ goin all around looking for shame/ ur 5 years of rehearsing bt yet u nt welcome into d game/ so i give u an advice cover ur head in shame/
see wat i mean dis natural/ dis is meant for the bosses nt public or general/ so take d black ink frm ur post nd dye ur clothes for ur funeral/ cos uve meant only d lil dude nt the kings yet..hol up reminder my name is THE GENERAL/

yo yo yo wats hood neggas?.... so i wanna be a textcee like ibeme, fuckyouhard(bringbackourpussy) , my boss coogar....and wats d name of my fav mc...forgoten though...but damn yall niggers real dope men...like lil wayne aint a match dnt get me talking abt dem warlords and dem niggas...well i feel i gat tne right shit bt i need someone to take me thru..like i dnt get d voting aspect specially dem diff btwn bars nd lines...if its ryhmes am cool bt a lil help...nd no reference to some old crap post ir thread...if u wanna help me be my boss except during rap battles...respect to yall emcees and textcees its ur boy and boss THE GENERAL

yeah i dnt wnaa battle i wanna whoop ur arss wen u ready .....lay down ur comments ...i suggest no long rap ..homles...only 4lines ...one after d oda... real textcee shiet..i do no copy or 3 year write up shiet, you fill me ?.... and pause....begin ur rap with "sir" and end with "sir" cos you talking to >>THE GENERAL<<

Pls can someone paste the link for the books download or the page number.... I tire for all this una comments where no dey get head way!

pls i heard that there many scholarships for medical students is nt because of d money but it aids the program.......you feel me ba..so pls oooh i don taya for dis english ooh......abeg i need past question..... txtbooks....phone numbers of mentors, i still dey 200l for Gods sake...nd eheeen hope am nt doing wrng tin by speaking pidgin

Hello am Anthony a 200l medical student at ksu and like please... We happen to be the first set..... And seriously I need past question.... And yall need to stop this cap about the whole seriousness.... Can't we freestyle this medicine like make it less boring especially anatomy of the upper limb.
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Criosly ooooh .... I got one question..... Where is wizkid and wat is happening to the boy na?? Abi caaaro don over fire wipe him memory and hin singing skills

Criosly ooooh .... I got one question..... Where is wizkid and wat is happening to the boy na?? Abi caaaro don over fire wipe him memory