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Yemialade:
This kain chair fit do doggy style.and a sex position where d lady rest on her back and spread her legs 4 her partner.

u don already use ur eyes scatter urself for that chair

if u are a legend like us,
a look at da chair alone,
ur brains will even invent sex styles itself

she loves u, but it's a very scary type of love

okomile:
This is what ban on okada/tricycles will cause.
No more jobs for the youth

Too bad

datz a poor reasoning from u...

they ain't da only ones affected by da ban

are u sure she's not just looking for an excuse to break up with u

dz is not alligator o, dz is another reptile called monitor lizard.
and plz, next time,dont upload pictures that u downloaded from da internet

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

u should be crowned "the chief of lamba "...

ur lies are epic

my take is da babe...

thanks

FlyGirl1:
I don't like the Men jersey ,looks bland to me.

it's da guy wearing it that u don't like

cliqtips:
Na Nike and her name is AdeNike...

if u say her name na adenike,
na him be say na adidas for design her,
and she for get stripes (tribal marks)

plz who designed that babe?
na she I want...

it's like na girl use dz one

there's UK used, Nigerian used, and tokunbo!
dz looks like tokunbo Nigerian UK used

how much

u really got me.
I was so moved.
nice imagination

are u asking a question or exhibiting ur poor writing skills

this is a very shameful situation- especially for her.

are u ready to help her?
if yes, she should accept her weakness 1st, and then u both can work towards it.
but if she's still displaying pride, leave her

u did very well by not getting into a fight with that dude, coz that girl will support him and u'll be da loser.

anyways, I think u didn't take enough time to study dz girl,

u didn't even know y she kept u close

plz say that number 16 again

fight will soon start

msughdoo:
You have LESS THAN NOTHING.

less than what

msughdoo:
You have no future. FOOL!
I have a bright future.

who is deceiving u...

u have nothing

msughdoo:
Shut up! Brighter than your own future. Mumu.

am sorry I mentioned ur "future "...


I just remembered u have none

da man is a kid

a pant that is cleaner than ur mind and brighter than ur future

ODUNEWUWURA:
4.WHEN YOU ARE RAPED ITS A BLESSING

thank the beta losers who struggle to get laid for this one.after ages of thirst for sex any form of sex comes to be viewed as a gift.be it forced or consentual. its still desired and welcome to most males. and consequently good luck trying to report a rape at your local police station..."you should be thanking God" "most men wish for what you just experienced" are the responses you will likely get.not the openning of a docket

u were doing well until dz point, dz shouldn't even be part of dz ur post.

dz is an attack to women

kingdiamond:
Through my wife .

it is very stupid if ur wife tells others about ur sexual acts with her.
u need to warn her about it and be strict on it

from da look of things, u are da guilty one here.

1. when she tried to take her bath in the open (where u can see her), ur sense of responsibility would've made u go inside and tell ur wife to drive her into one of da bathrooms.
moreover, it's even ur house, so u could've made a rule about it and everyone will abide to it.

2. u focus so much on her body that's y u are able to determine she's half naked while breastfeeding, and how can u even be tempted by da body of a girl that just gave birth?!
guy u need prayers o

3. how did she get to know that u like breast milk?

4. one thing I know about people (especially girls) that portray acts like dz girl boldly is that they have a (sexual) history with someone around and if da secrets are revealed, there will be big trouble.
so bros, u need to tell us da truth about u and dz girl...


congrats on ur house sha,

we know say u don dey try to tell us since