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what be dz nonsense...
I have tire for dz country

taskcompleteng:
Yeah Kindly schedule a day for inspection

send pictures of both buildings separately

which part of Koko is dz ur tank farm situated

see,
u are still trying to have compassion on her & she has none for u.

b4 someone will decide to cheat on u, that person have taken u to be a fool-a big one.

get busy, enlarge ur friendship base and catch fun

taskcompleteng:
Pictures attached

both pictures are of da same building

dz is beyond wickedness, it's stupidity

upload da pictures here

dz ones are boys, they'll need a miracle to become men

God don save u

no,
it doesn't

no be dz thing bite dracula?

prayer is good, but what he did is pure misplacement of priority.
how can u invite guys for dinner, and u turn it into a mini crusade

sterlingbrown:
Exactly what happened the second time it was gonna happen. I think the trick is all over the 9ja

ya, it's everywhere.

we just have to be careful

sterlingbrown:
Mine happend way back , i was at the market to get a shoe for my secondary school graduation party. When i arrived at the market and picked a shoe from the shelf of one the traders, we talked about price and i paid him. I told him to package it for me. Aboki now said. "Bros, i know you like this shoe, but the thing be say e get some pin and wey dem dey put for the shoe we no go make am spoil sharp, sharp. I said he shouldnt bother but he insisted and said bros this shoe need this pin o. So i gave in and handed the shoes to him because i really liked the shoe. After hitting the pin so hard on the shoes to a point that when one tries to take them off, na tear the shoe go tear. Aboki now old me one pin cost 250, and he fixed in 14 pins.which cost about 3500. I asked him "oga no be free you put am? He said "free for where?" immediately i got angry and wanted to to start a fight. Before i could say another word ,like five guys dey my back with cigratte. I had to calm down and settle the issue like i was at fault. Las las i paid another 3500. Three years later i was at the same market and wanted to get another shoe, but from a different trader. After paying for the shoe, this aboki wanted to start up the same conversation that cost me 3500 3 years ago. Omor that day i quote bible for mind oo.i was like " affliction shall not rise the second time".....I told the aboki that i dont want.he insisted ,this man was literally dragging this shoe with me o, shoe that i have paid for. Before i know one agbero don come they follow me talk with vex say i really need the pin. I said oga i no want. The shoe slipped from his hand and i japa!!!!!

those shoe sellers at owerri also do dz same thing.
but most times, da pin guy is seated around to make it look like he's not part of their team.
if u ain't smart, he'll grab da shoe(like he's admiring it) from u immediately u pay for it, he'll try to be very fast in talking while he puts da 1st pin without giving u any chance to negotiate da price of da pins.
and da shoe seller will support him

Kalaba:
eight years ago I was running my pre-degree program when the school suddenly announced the post utme screening. 2/3 days notice. before then I have exchanged contacts and 2go username with many of the applicants here on nairaland, which I was helping with informations. due to the short notice, some of them pleaded to send me the money so I can help them get the form, others where begging I get the form that when they come they will pay me. I got the form for 5 different candidates (2 ladies and 3 guys), I will name one of the guys Samson (not real name) arrived that Friday evening from warri, I gave him the form and collected my #1500, he asked to sleep over in my hostel, I declined cos I didn't inform my roommates about that. he said ok that he has a cousin in the school he stays off k, so he went to stay with them. two days later (Sunday), he visited me in the hostel, we chatted, then guy started playing me tape of how he came back from the screening on Saturday and could not find his wallet and that his cousin and friends stole his money and smoked with ladies bla bla bla, that he's broke and have not eaten anything since Saturday night, that I should lend him 5k to go back to warri. I felt really bad and blamed myself not accommodating him. so we walked down to GTBank gwagwalada, I withdrew 7k, gave him 5k and put 2k in my pocket, guy was like Chelcy if you can make it 7k, so I won't be stranded on the way, I just kukuma give am the remaining 2k. Monday night Samson (not real name) called me that he's in warri now, that his mum and sisters are grateful, that first thing 2moro morning I will get my money, that I should send my account no. that was the last time I had from him. all his contacts stop going through, he no longer login to Facebook and 2go. this was around June 2012 or so. fast forward to November when I was about ending my program, Samson logged in to 2go and sent me another story offline, of how EFFC was chasing him up and down, and he has been in hiding all the while, that he has not forgotten about my money. fast forward to 2014, I came down from shuttle bus and saw a familiar face, but he's now looking rough and dirty, I imediately recalled his name, we greeted and I congratulated him for securing admission into the school and wanted to go when Bros started another story that he hasn't eaten, and have been denied writing tests cos of departmental fees, that I should forget about what happened the other time and help him out. to cut the long story short, I told him I wasn't having any money and then went my way.

u no beat am.

if na me, I go beat am pass thief

picaso313:
me I was scammed 150k on jiji last year ... and I was scammed here by a guy that designs logo here on Nairaland after paying him 3k initial deposit he designed I paid him balance 4k for him to send me the raw file so I can use It on my website... the guy said no way he had deleted it that I delayed to pay his balance.... and I paid 1 guy here to teach me forex during this lock down up till now he only spoke to me twice it has been story to story.... scammers everywhere

if u stay around da mainland, chat me up & I'll teach u for free

IamgratefulLord:
Hmmmm....
I went for an interview as a teacher in a very big school in Gwarinpa, Abuja. (Expensive)
I live in kuje, on the day of the interview I left my house by 6am in the morning and got to the school at about 7.30am. The interview was for 8 a.m. Na so the proprietress come tell me to write application letter, write another letter about how I encountered Jesus, write a lesson note on Computer softwares ( System and application softwares) , then do teaching practice. After that na so the madam come interview me. I was there till 5pm.
I passed the exams, did well with the lesson notes, and also the oral interview.
Time to tell me my salary, the madam said that she would pay me 40k. My ears went deaf for about 2 minutes, I kept saying sorry... Sorry... Sorry... As if I didn't understand what she said.
I told her thank you and left.
When I got home I said to myself: why slave for someone and earn that peanut!!
40k? Most Private school owners are wicked, they collect millions as school fees and pay their staff peanuts. I have a Bsc degree.
I also have a PGD in Education and a TRCN certificate and I also have a passion to teach.
I called my mum and told her I wanted to start my own school in kuje, my mum surprised me and sent me a huge sum of money to start my school. It was like film trick.
Today to the glory of God I have my own school. I bless God I didn't accept that offer.
Sometimes you just have to push yourself to achieve your dream.
I treat my staff well too.

how much do u pay ur teachers

guy, that girl no dey date u,
u better free her

Adanairaland:
Lol..
In my grandma's house then, we don't cook.. OYO was our case then.. We only cook rice on Sunday

hmm... my mum would've used slap to correct everyone's choice of food

Hakym002:
Lol my family is like dis
My dad does not like draw soup nd yam.
My brother does like eat yam,potatoe nd amala.
Our second born does not like semovita,nd eba.
Our third born does not like indomie.
I dont like beans,spaghetti,eba,potatoe.
Our last born does not like beans nd rice she will remove all d beans from d rice nd amala.
But we all love rice can eat everday without complaining.mom is always complaining about the way we select food

abeg how una take dey cook family food for that house

u for kukuma send dz ur story to daily sun make them publish am for center spread

all dz questions just for 10k?!!

na him be say when them go wan give u 50k, them go ask u questions on differential calculus

nice write up.

but women are women!
pray that u will never be so unfortunate that ur wife & ur mum will be at loggerheads.
all dz words will never be able to describe them to another.
all dz reasons, will not be reasonable to u.
all dz advices, will appear to u as loads to da head.

just do ur all & pray

those of us that are in da insomnia crew will be very angry with u.
we are cursed with sleeplessness at night,
u that is favored with sound sleep decided to deprive urself just because of dz country!
dz country issa shithole and da leaders are enjoying their deposition of faecal matter.
plz go and sleep, pray every morning for God to raise u higher & be straight with ur hustle.
as for dz shithole, use da faeces as manure in da farm of ur livelihood.

at dz junction,
I grave ur indulgence flex my muscles for da satisfaction of another as we engage in an act that is vital for procreation

hmm...
u have really been to hell & back, but I'll like u to see all dz as experiences that'll shape u for a better future.
karma issa biatch, yet a favored daughter of mother nature.
as far as dz life is concerned, that girl will never excel above u coz u did ur best for her & stood by her.
(I know dz might sound stupid) u should be happy she left coz believe me, it would've been worse if u had proceeded with ur marriage to her.
thank God u just got a job.
plz focus on urself (as dz is something u haven't done in a long time), remould ur life to that shape u've always wanted, and trust me, u will get a better girl.

let's I forget,
u can't sue her for anything coz:
1. u had no written agreement with her
2. it's possible u guys made that agreement when she was at a very young age (maybe a minor) & dz will be seen as manipulation by u...
that ur lawyer gave u da worst advice coz he's da only one that stands to gain if u sue her.

at dz junction,
plz permit me to evacuate da unwanted organic occupants of my bowels

hot slap

KrystalConnect:
Yes.. MTN 3,500 for 20gb a month is the best plan out there.

Glo 1,500 for 7.2gb a week is the second best.

plz how can I subscribe for dz mtn 20gb for 3500

dz boredom itself is a pandemic