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see gbese wey u put urself,
u for tell her say u kom buy condoms

da way wey God go take punish dz guy eh

who told u

him don fantasize about ur hole & laps for years

50% MT4
20% whatsapp
10% nairaland
20% others

plz let us just respect ourselves as adults and stay in our lanes for now

leave weed alone!
leave weed alone!!
leave weed alone!!!

English in trouble

I'll go ahead, but I'll unleash my anger on bed

wakanda sh!t is dz

even if dz guy run enter lion mouth, da swear go still catch am

most of them are wicked and always bitter

Gaspardd:
I should been suspicious from the moment i wanted to give my fone? Or i should have knelt down to pray for Gods interventions after the whole fùckup? I dont get my messed up part oo.

discussing such with ur friend

dz guy is cool, toyin too ain't bad, I wonder how they didn't work out

ur woman is so full of herself. she don't see u as someone that deserves her respect & love.
sorry bro,
but it's time u move on

BIGVAJINA:
he claims anytime he sees me he erectss...

is that how u see love?

dapenholder01:
On a street made of gold, We have our hands clustered together, without a morsel for the night, Yet the Echo lifts our voices from the cliff. Why wait for miracles when you are one yourself.

In our cave that forbids the deadly cold, we'll sing along with the crickets. You can cry when you think no one is looking, we all do anyway, but Why wait for good luck, when you can wish yourself thousands.

Come let us splash the waters with laughter, and dance to the rhythm of the wind. Why wait for an angel when you have me by your side.
✍�da_penholder sent to your special someone this night

plz come to dz side - my side

Imoh555:
How to Wed with just #50,000

Explain to your pastor that you don’t have money for radarada(nonesense).

1. Book in court beforehand.
If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3.buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)…

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k.
(He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should juss call or come to the house later… 6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please.
Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife’s mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left.
Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad…800 for a full keg(after all, your wife’s dad issa wine tapper).

12. Bestman and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi?
Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining 5k for miscellaneous.
One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.
FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.

may it be onto u as u have said

ask her one on one, get her own reply.
as a guy, do some other research & findings about her on ur own

guy, u messed up big time. that was immature of u, her going through ur phone ain't a defense at all

it depends on da situation,
some men can cry o,
if they cry here, u'll be ashamed

get someone who she respects & listen to, to talk to her.
if she doesn't change, leave her.
don't try to love her out of pity

stop trying to fix a date with her, continue chatting with her, one day, she'll ask u for a date

FreakyTourist:
So ladies are not disgusting to ladies

not really

flexyfit:
Well for me...any chores he felt like helping me to do it's fine...I don't have a particular one he should help me with... except massaging me whenever I finished

1000000 yards na him u be

amiibaby:
Almost Everything except my undies

na only that one me go like do

it would be disgusting