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All these are for folks who dont demand instant to one week answer...what a hell is girl thinking of you that she can't let you know if you guys will go out immediately or not?

May sound awkward but true and through: most girls at first interaction with you already know whether they will date you or not.

Humor is rarely expected to come from a visit to the doctor's office; but when you've got an old stud hanging onto his glory days, and a doctor with some considerable skills in reasoning -- well, comedic gold is bound to happen...

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

'I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.'

'so what do you think about that Doc?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'

'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver siting at the waters edge...'

'He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it right at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang bang'.'

'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now what do you think about that?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'

francizy:
Op you look 15, chill a bit, maybe you will know better in three years time. Do focus on your studies ka ji kwo?

Bless you.

No more, no less. Regards!

Freemanan:
Allahu Akbar

You see your life? How long will you worship this blood thirsty demon?

Boscojugunu:
My president. Loved by all

Say it again; 14m vs 12m ? Without adjusting for underage voters?

Except you meant the president loved by all touts.

My word is my bond has faded into thin air. Mtchewwwwww

temmym4:
Bros.
If your Pr*ck is working well
If your romance fuse located at the center point of your head is not blown yet
If your heart is not built with a concrete,
If your eyes isnt blocked with a strong human firewall to see pretty women
if you are not an alien, A monk or a painted horse from a novel
If you dont want to be like a snake that passed on a rock surface with no traceable path. (i.e you dont wanna come to this world and go without an issue)
Then relationship is needed sir!

Korrekt guy!

Buhari will stop this. Trust me!

ronald4lif:
As much as a lot of them go about it the wrong way, like such stuff its a birthright or the only basis for being in a relationship, most of these things are what ignites a relationship and makes it wax stronger. I can't imagine how stale and useless a relationship will be when these things aren't occurring.

Most girls have succeeded in making men believe that whenever they ask or seek for a favour from them it's a deceit and they're just taking advantage of them. This shouldn't be the case. Love is about giving and taking and about taking care of our partner's well-being. But some self-centred and selfish girls have succeeded in destroying the good sides of a relationship. What's the way out of this mess

Thank you.

I have realized that most poor boys believe that any guy who can take care of a girl more than they could do is simply a Maga. ...but if you remove giving form any relationship, you simply remove love.

Yes, for God so love the world that He did what? ..... John3:16

Rotimi47:
Nice one from Agbaje but he should know that his gesture will be reciprocated in Rivers & Fayose day of reckoning is near. Clapping as the game just began but if Gej try same, the truth about how he got his votes will surface & it will cost more PDP politicians to lose their seats.

The margin in Rivers will let a wise man know that Wike can never lose Rivers whether b6 voting or rigging or shooting or burning or anything. You need people to do any of them and Amaechi has no one in Rivers.

Wike was the one that won the seat for Amaechi during his time. Ask!!!

adepiero:
Its too late to cry when the head has been cut off

Sorry nothing is late at this time. The tribunal is not for entertainment.

MizMyColi:
Well personally, I stopped uploading my DP on NL because I found that I kept visiting my profile.
Checking out the number of likes, and if I found that the likes weren't as forthcoming, I'd take it down and change to another.
It even got more annoying when my "hard earned" likes got subtracted as a result of the new picture.

I told myself the hard truth, that in addition to people's general approval of my comments, I wanted them to approve my face too.
And with each picture I uploaded, I somehow felt inadequate.
Those times turned out to be my first real practical lessons on self acceptance/approval.


Second and most important.....despite my openness as an individual, I am not always comfortable with the fact that my face is out there.
The longest lasting DP I ever used on this forum was one where I had my face downwards, staring right into my bag.

So, yes, I think that most times...when we upload and upload different styles and pictures of ourselves, we trying to fill a void.... #HardTruthThough

That said, my thoughts aren't an absolute.
Different strokes, Different folks.

You answered yourself:

##### That said, my thoughts aren't an absolute.
Different strokes, Different folks.

ISLAM

ISLAM A RELIGION OF PEACE !

On the contrary, Nigerian Men are hot cakes in the husband Market!



#Just4YourInfo

PassingShot:
Let the lazy dolts continue. It will soon dawn on them that we are in a new dawn!

New Dawn of poverty and groundnut oil you mean?

soe:
Haba...this is a very simple matter na...why is GMB sef in a hurry.

Baba cool down...leave the eediot to continue ranting...

NBC wrote a query to AIT and he has not responded...because he has the backing of Jonathan...but after May 29, the way NBC will close down that station until further notice ehn...even Buhari will not be able to beg them.

Just wait n see

And you will be proud of Buahri if AIT is forcefully closed down?

Like Buhari like followers. Mtchewwwwww

Justinah4life:
Cowards! Arrest GEJ, bomb the rest now, nothing will happen, they just want to enjoy N65000 every month, as if it is their right.

65k per month is cheaper than the cost of ammunition you will buy for your army and yet, there won't be peace and success. It's your choice to remain clueless and certificatelss like your Buhari

Are there politicians not corrupt?

#Just asking

When it comes to ND militant, there is notting like empty threats.... OBJ bowed to it and that was what produced Goodluck as a VP and eventually president.

I can assure you that Buhari will be lost in any battle if he chose that way. Apart from Buahri being so daft, he so old to handle stress...aso rock stress no be moi moi

We don't have a motivated navy to fight in the waters like you think.

Have you forgotten that a whole ship once missed from our shore till date? Hehehehehe

Mind you, ND militant fight systematically. They don't just bomb everybody like bokoharam.

Buhari actually has a better option than engaging them.

The threat is real and the south are not smiling.

#Just take note.

An Independent Mind Shd be able to Appreciate Your Analysis.

Good write up

People Shd Be Prepared To Be With This Mallam One Chance for 4yrs

ferhyntorlah:
OUCH!

Does is singular, Do is plural.

Boy is singular and boys are plural.
APC boys don't...
APC boy doesn't...

Just an error...it happens to everybody except you!

DesChyko:
Hahaha.. To think some people were actually defending the earlier flaw.
This is a typical story of the fly following the corpse to the grave, only for the corpse to awaken at the last moment and left the fly behind.

Exactly, that is APC boys for you.

All of them here defending the reversal, where in earlier thread defending the initial actions.

Moronsssssss

stronger:
The initial move was arguably legal but it was not a good look at all.

Thankfully, they acted quickly and promptly to reverse it! Good!

GMB will make mistakes. If he doesn't have YES MEN (Like GEJ's) around him hailing his every move (good or bad), we will be fine!

You guys are even spiritually biased!

So even when GMB make a mistake that GEJ would never contemplate, he is still better...better..better...

Did GEJ ban Sahara Reporter and the Nation?

How could GMB be better in the topic at hand?

Who has done this to you people?

If you are under oath not to criticise GMB, you could still be silent and remain so forever.

XBLadez:
See why we don't need old men like Buhari and Tinubu at the helm of affairs in Nigeria. At a point, you get too old and start reasoning like a kid

I can assure you that my 8yrs old son reasons better than Buhari. That's what old age does.

Sunnybobo3:
They do not need his recognition. He should just allow them carry out their constitutionally guaranteed duties.

God bless you sir.

APC boys doesn't know that the media derived their powers form the constitution.

Honestly they are shocked to hear this!

ilugunboy:
Really, until AIT can disclose those that sponsored those hate campaign documentaries........that TV station is undeserving of any form of recognition by GMB.

These are the kind of people that voted Buhari.


Why did APC reverse the decision? I thought Buhari has the power to do and undo.. mtchewwwwww

APC will spend 4yrs teaching the Fulani man what democracy means.

GMB is a fool, slowpoke, and a lunatic.

This means that by now, GEJ should have banned Sahara Reporters, the Nation and the likes?











Nonsense abokï. ..... mtchewwwwww

Myopic Fulani man






Mtcheeeeew