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Education › Re: Stephanie Idolor Gets N2M From Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin by Aphroditee(f): 10:56pm On Mar 31, 2019
WarriAproko:
i have donated alotto orphanage without noise. Even gave beggers foods on the street on my birthday without noise.
And now you've just announced it. Congrats
Education › Re: Stephanie Idolor Gets N2M From Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin by Aphroditee(f):
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Who Recorded Success's Viral Video Receives N2m From Prophet Jeremiah Omoto by Aphroditee(f): 7:07pm On Mar 31, 2019
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Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Aphroditee(f): 5:08pm On Mar 31, 2019
Centino:
BLOOD MESSAGE


Mama Cowbell was the first to see it. She was out early to cook her rice when she smelled the blood and pointed her torch at Agbonyibo’s shop.

Your blood my blood I’m coming, inscribed in fresh dripping animal blood.

“Aiye mi o!” she screamed and ran back into the compound. She went to her room and shook her husband, but it was no use. Nothing would wake him up before 10 am having just turned in after his night watch duty. Next, Mama Cowbell banged on Josiah’s door, the nearest one to hers.

“Who is that? What is it?” Josiah said from within as he scrambled into a pair of shorts.

“Come see! Come see!”

Josiah jumped out and followed behind Mama Cowbell who got to the shop row and pointed from a distance.

Your blood my blood I’m coming.

Daybreak met compound members gathered in front of the shop and viewing the inscription as if it was actual dead bodies hanging from the wall.

“What is this one now?” Mr. Zubi said.

“It’s a threat.”

“From Agbonyibo.”

“Obviously.”

“Is he going to come and massacre us? Like, shoot everybody like that madman in New Zealand the other day? I don’t understand?”

“When you see him, you ask him.”

“Your blood my blood I’m coming. No punctuation. He did not even write it in good English.” It was Akunna. He finally made an appearance after weeks of being reclusive. Compound members only saw him returning from the market with plenty of food and whiskey where he stayed indoors and knocked himself out every day. He had also bought a new generating set and kept himself busy watching television.

“He doesn’t need to write it in Queen’s English. The message is clear. He threatens us with death.”

“I don’t want to die,” Josiah said.

“We here we want to die. In fact, death is hungrying us. What we should be talking about is what to do about this, instead, you are saying what we already know.”

“My mother called me from the village last week and said she was seeing dead bodies in her dream.”

“Please keep quiet.”

“Alright. We will take a picture of this and go and lodge a complaint at the station. We know who we suspect. We will also use that opportunity to report Achike’s rape.

“Una think to say gun him wan take come shoot una?” It was Mama Akunna. She too was back home from the hospital and was living peacefully with her son again.

“What do you think Mama?”

“Una no see as dat man take juju lie for my head say I thief money? Una never know by now say na winch him be?”

They all looked at each other. The stealing spectacle surely worried them. Josephine also remembered that Mama Akunna was clinically dead by her examination and the man brought her back to life.

Then sister Esther spoke: “For God hath not given us the spirit of fear but of power, and love, and of sound mind. Brethren we will call on Yahwey, he will fight for us. Report to police in case he brings guns, and I will report to the most high if he comes with his blood-sucking demons. Neighbors fear not! Tonight we will have a vigil in this compound.”

Nothing dey happen – Tubaba,” Mr. Kingsley said.



Ndifreke met Maya in a squatting position beside her mother on the corridor. Mama Tobi’s eyes were now as bright as a cat’s at night. She was looking from one direction to another, seeing what others could not.

“Agbonyibo,” she said. “Agonyibo what have you done to me! Stop her, stop her, get her out of here.” Mama Tobi was pointing at emptiness in the corridor as far as the others could see.

“Agbonyibo again?” Ndifreke said, and then he turned to Maya.

“What happened?”

“My mother is seeing people we cannot see. She is not well.”

“Who told you I am not well? Find me Agbonyibo. Just find me Agbonyibo.”

By this time neighbors had begun to gather. Someone said “This one is also Agbonyibo’s fault? It must be because of Agbonyibo that that school building collapsed on Lagos Island.”

“Don’t make fun with that. Children died there.”

“I am not making fun of it. I am just saying, somebody stole, Agbonyibo shows up with magic. We are flighting konji, Agbonyibo’s daughter shows up with open breasts, sombody’s anus is leaking, Agbonyibo was there. Blood on the wall, the same Agbonyibo. Now Mama Tobi’s head has turned, it is still Agbonyibo that is fingered. What sort of onmipresent Agbonyibo is this?”

“At least let her speak. We know we cannot underestimate that man.”

“He holds the antidote. He knows what he did to me?”

“Did he rape you too?” Someone said.

“Get him! Get him o!” Mama Tobi cried.

“Maya, we have to take her to the hospital.” Ndifreke said.

“What hospital?”

“Yaba left.”

“My God!”

“What am I going to do?” Maya said and burst into tears.

Ndifreke pulled her away from within her mother’s earshot.

“You are right that it is the onset of mental illness. We don’t have much choice but to take her to the psychiatric hospital.”

“No one in my family has ever been to the psychiatric hospital.”

“Come on Maya, you only go there if you need to.”

“Madness is not in my family.”

“But you just came and said you needed help for your mother. I am saying we take her to where she can be helped and…”

“Oh Ndi!” Maya said and held him in an embrace. It felt awkward because he was wearing only boxers. Ndifreke could see Tobi’s venomous eyes on them, and a few others chuckled excitedly, even though Maya was clearly shaken and only wanted the comfort of her man. He gently unlocked her from himself and said: “I know how it seems but it is what we must do.”

Sister Esther showed up and said “This is an attack. The blood of Jesus!” and others chorused “The blood of Jesus.”

And so they began to pray. Ndifreke snuck away to go and wear more clothes. By the time he returned, the praying had subsided to a few solemn murmurs. Mama Tobi rested her head on Maya’s bosom.

“Ndi she is calm now. I think it is spiritual. Let us manage her till after the vigil tonight. I will not leave her side.”

Ndifreke wanted to be with Maya. But he knew he dared not let his feeling show. He was about to turn to leave when Maya’s phone rang. She looked at him for a few seconds before she picked up.

“She is better now. Yes sir, she is calm. No, you don’t need to come anymore, I got someone to help. Okay, sir. Thank you, sir.”

Ndifreke glared at her. Maya averted her eyes. She already called Jonjo. She called Jonjo!



Dozie told his grandmother everything.

“So Agbonyibo made it possible for her to see you.”

“Yes.”

“That means she knows the truth of how I got to know about the money.”

“Yes. She has seen me. She knows I am not an infant. What do you think will happen now?”

“They have to find Agbonyibo or take her to another witch doctor.”

“But they are having a vigil here tonight.”

“That should work but the people are too rotten and their faith levels no where. If they were any good collectivey they could make something happen.”

“So are we waiting around to see if the prayers will work?”

“No way. We are going to Iddo till very late. There is new ogogoro arriving. I want to be there when it arrives. It’s a nice place to cool off at that motorpark with those village traders. Sometimes it is good for us to also meet colleagues in the flesh.

“Alright. So when do I start drinking ogogoro? I have waited long enough.”

“You organs are still that of an infant. It cannot cope.”

“Small, just small please.”

“Alright, I will give you some this evening.”



“Did you hear of another building collapse in Ibadan?”

“Added to the heartwrenching one here in Lagos.”

“And last week also the Ethiopian plane crashed. Why deos God allow such to happen ehn, Cosmas? How can there be God and such bad things happen? Who will console those families?”

“The Lord made the world and put in it his natural laws that are inexorable. These laws work automatically without the Almighty making per second inputs. Every action, every event, and every happening occurs as effects of these laws. You may not like to hear it but everyone in those buildings was supposed to be there at that time. Everyone in that airplane was also supposed to be in it at that time. The laws ensured that all those whose time it was to exit this earth and in that manner found themselves on that flight. Those who needed the experiences of dying or surviving the collapsed building all were brought together by the laws so that they meet with their “destinies”. It doesn’t mean that what has happened to them is necessarily bad, though as humans we grieve.

"The major religions believe in life after death and heaven, don’t they? As comedians will say, everybody wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die. Paul said in Romans 14:8 Whether we live, we live unto the Lord, and whether we die, we die unto the Lord, whether we live or we die we are the Lord’s. The Quran states “Allah causes you to live then causes you to die; then he will assemble you on the day of the resurrection Verse(45:26).” So while we grieve, it may be that these ones are in a better place and will be wondering what the fuss is all about here on earth! We are told the streets of heaven are paved in gold. Is that not a better place than our roads here where they have embezzled the money meant for their rehabilitation, with not even ordinary coal tar on them? It is a place of Joyful activity where beings swing in the will of the Almighty. Some of those dead people if they could return, would come and punch your grieving mouths shut because they are now better off than they were before. When you die on earth, you are born into another plane where people there celebrate your arrival as much as we celebrate a newborn baby here; and depending on how you have lived, it could be a much better place.”

“So that means they are not resting in one place as we believe.”

“It is an ignorant assertion when we wish the dead to rest in peace. What are they resting for? Do you know the kind of gbedu that goes on there? And for those who need to continue to work to cast off their faults, if they are resting, how will they do that? Hear me, my people, life on earth is not the be all. In Isaiah 40:15 we are told that all the nations are like a drop in a bucket. The universe is so vast with other planes and other beings living and swinging in the will of the Almighty that if we understood that we won’t make too much of life and death here on earth.

"So, when your loved ones die, please do not wish them to rest in peace. Instead, wish them Godspeed and the grace to find their way to where they are going to.”

“So that means that as Agbonyio wants to come and kill us now, he is paving the way for us to go to heaven?”

“If your time to go to heaven has come, you will go irrespective of how you die.”

“Na wa o. So all this one Atiku is desperate to be president, maybe if he even dies sef, he can become president in another part of the universe where there is no Tinubu and Buhari to stop him.”

“Did you hear that even though the court said he should be given access to election materials for a forensic audit, INEC refused to give to him?”
“I told you INEC was corrupt. Governor Rochas claims that each APC governor bribed its leadership with 1 billion naira each to rig for Buhari.”
“Chai. All that because they did not give him a certificate of return!”

“Why would they give him when he forced the returning officer to announce a fake result?”

“And his son in law was also not elected Governor. That is another joining Akpabio in political oblivion.”

As they spoke, a DINA truck pulled up and Josiah alighted. He did not look at anyone or even say a greeting. He proceeded with the help of the truck driver and his assistant to remove his things from his room and also from his shop and loaded everything in the truck. He then walked up to the gathering and said “Gentlemen, it was nice sharing my life with you guys these past five years. But eh…I need to go now.”

“You are running away Josiah! Already!”

“Call it whatever you want.”

“Cosmas said Agbonyibo killing us will just pave the way for us to return to heaven.”

“Enjoy your trip all of you. I am an only son.”



Later that night, Sister Esther’s church prayer band was on hand to support the cast of 225 Katakata Street in prayer. Everyone came out. Mama Tobi was in her daughter’s arms, seated on the front row and avoiding looking in any direction other than the face of the officiating pastor.

And so the casting and binding began. Ndifreke was distracted because of his worries. His eyes were not always closed, which was why he was the first to notice the unexpected person that snuck into the gathering, lifting holy hands.

TO BE CONTINUED....If you can't wait, go to https://katakatastreet.com/2019/03/20/the-hawk-and-the-canary/ for the continuation.

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Literature › Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Aphroditee(f): 5:06pm On Mar 31, 2019
okafor200:
Episode 70
(BABA OLOWO @70)

hahahhahahahahhaha
everybody here just dey laugh like mad man,

see come baba olowo wetin you say this mad pastor John Oyeniyi dey talk self to him members dem make need miracle jobs?

I tell una say uptill today none of the member the pastor pray for dey work now self,

the only one make manage to dey work na wadewaltz make dey do bakery work and na two loaves of bread dem dey use pay am every week,

but the thing be say everytime dem send wadewaltz go supply bread,
i tell una say three or five breads go dey miss,

the owner of the bakery go dey complain which kind thief be this?

Hahahahahahahahhahah
everybody burst laugh,

i tell una say that pastor John Oyeniyi and him church worst,
no member of the church dey work better work,

hahahhaahahhahahaa
chaiii notin we no go see for this life,

naso people for rumours hotel here dey shine teeth dey laugh,

so finally baba olowo don reach episode 70,

naso i tell them,
abeg its been a long road but we are here now,

oboy see as everybody stand up they give me baba olowo standing ovation,

oboy see claps and laughs
kikikikikikikikiki
lololololo
gtgtgtgt
braaaaasssssss

notin we no hear for here so,
abeg baba olowo na legend,
the number one online funny yabber,

as people dey hail me dey laugh,
naso wadewaltz shout,

please why the noise?
Afterall you guys are only celebrating a fully grown fool called baba olowo,

hahhahahahhahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

but the thing be say na small thing everybody here for gather wadewaltz beat die,

naso i look wadewaltz laugh,
see come you this enstranged cow make dem dey call wadewaltz,

as you do face so like toothpick,
na your type dem dey use take go collect maggi from mallam shop go cook soup,
as you do yansh so like abeg chop knuckle,

hahhahahhahahahah
everybody burst laugh,

naso i continue,
see come wadewaltz,
you do neck so like electrick kettle,
as you big reach so na ontop motor roof you still dey sleep,
with that your sharp teeth like enslaved shark,

hahahahhahahahaaa
everybody burst laugh

chaiii people laugh sotey dem start to dey scatter chairs for here,
abeg baba olowo leave wadewaltz oooo,

as we still dey laugh dey catch fun,
naso one guy make dem dey call centino come outside dey shine teeth,

naso centino shout,
please everyone here you are welcome to another edition of who wants to be a millionaire,
brought to you live by seun the brand owner of nairaland,

and our contestant for tonight will be sokodobo,

ahhhhh people shout,
which kind useless thing be this?

Naso person stand up shout,
see come centino as you take do teeth so like sweet mama ikebe super,
na thunder make dey bleach nahim go fire your yansh there,

which one again be this one na?

Oboy we no believe sokodobo rush come outside dey shine teeth go sidon,

naso me baba olowo look dem laugh,

see come centino and sokodobo,
as una two take do face so like anti reptile cleaner so,
na una type dey arrange go thief person dog carry go sell,
as una do yansh so like cross river state,

hahahahahahhahahaa
everybody burst laugh,
chaiii which kind crazy who wants to be a millionaire be this one self?

Naso centino the host continue,
please sokodobo how do you feel been the contestant of this show?

Naso sokodobo shout,
am really happy here,its a dream come true for me,
i never imagined this will come to pass but it did,
i will really much be happy if i do win this thanks,

naso centino shout,
you will need to answer 10 questions correctly so you can be a proud winner of 10 million naira cash,

naso dem start,
question 1= who is wadewaltz?

(A) wadewaltz is a thief
(B) wadewaltz is a fool
(C) wadewaltz is a burnt offering
(D) wadewaltz is a brand new rapist

hahahahaahhahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

chaiiii abeg na wadewaltz be this?

Naso sokodobo answer,
i think i know this one,
the answer is (D) wadewaltz is a brand new rapist,

naso centino shout,
you have won for yourself 50,000 naira cash,

wooooooooooooowwowowow
everybody shine teeth dey clap for sokodobo,

so this fool wadewaltz na newly found rapist make we get for this our area here so?

Hahahahahahhahahahaha
everybody burst laugh

naso centino shout again,
question 2= in what year was wadewaltz born?

(A) 1999
(B) 2019
(C) wadewaltz was found in the sea side so him no get year dem born am
(D) wadewaltz was born close to a dangerous snake at the year 1882,

hahhahahahahahahahaaha
everybody burst laugh,
chaiiii which kind mad questions be all this one self?

Naso sokodobo shout,
please i want to ask the audience,

oboy we no believe the audience dem shout say the answer na (C) wadewaltz was found in the sea side so him no get year dem born am,

naso centino ask sokodobo,
do you agree with the audience?

Sokodobo answer yes am ok with the answer because i know no one truelly knows how wadewaltz was born,
so he must have been born close to the sea side as a marine evil spirit,

hahhahhhahhahahahahaha
i don die ooooo

watch out for episode 71
I quoted it three times sorry
Literature › Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Aphroditee(f): 5:06pm On Mar 31, 2019
okafor200:
Episode 70
(BABA OLOWO @70)

hahahhahahahahhaha
everybody here just dey laugh like mad man,

see come baba olowo wetin you say this mad pastor John Oyeniyi dey talk self to him members dem make need miracle jobs?

I tell una say uptill today none of the member the pastor pray for dey work now self,

the only one make manage to dey work na wadewaltz make dey do bakery work and na two loaves of bread dem dey use pay am every week,

but the thing be say everytime dem send wadewaltz go supply bread,
i tell una say three or five breads go dey miss,

the owner of the bakery go dey complain which kind thief be this?

Hahahahahahahahhahah
everybody burst laugh,

i tell una say that pastor John Oyeniyi and him church worst,
no member of the church dey work better work,

hahahhaahahhahahaa
chaiii notin we no go see for this life,

naso people for rumours hotel here dey shine teeth dey laugh,

so finally baba olowo don reach episode 70,

naso i tell them,
abeg its been a long road but we are here now,

oboy see as everybody stand up they give me baba olowo standing ovation,

oboy see claps and laughs
kikikikikikikikiki
lololololo
gtgtgtgt
braaaaasssssss

notin we no hear for here so,
abeg baba olowo na legend,
the number one online funny yabber,

as people dey hail me dey laugh,
naso wadewaltz shout,

please why the noise?
Afterall you guys are only celebrating a fully grown fool called baba olowo,

hahhahahahhahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

but the thing be say na small thing everybody here for gather wadewaltz beat die,

naso i look wadewaltz laugh,
see come you this enstranged cow make dem dey call wadewaltz,

as you do face so like toothpick,
na your type dem dey use take go collect maggi from mallam shop go cook soup,
as you do yansh so like abeg chop knuckle,

hahhahahhahahahah
everybody burst laugh,

naso i continue,
see come wadewaltz,
you do neck so like electrick kettle,
as you big reach so na ontop motor roof you still dey sleep,
with that your sharp teeth like enslaved shark,

hahahahhahahahaaa
everybody burst laugh

chaiii people laugh sotey dem start to dey scatter chairs for here,
abeg baba olowo leave wadewaltz oooo,

as we still dey laugh dey catch fun,
naso one guy make dem dey call centino come outside dey shine teeth,

naso centino shout,
please everyone here you are welcome to another edition of who wants to be a millionaire,
brought to you live by seun the brand owner of nairaland,

and our contestant for tonight will be sokodobo,

ahhhhh people shout,
which kind useless thing be this?

Naso person stand up shout,
see come centino as you take do teeth so like sweet mama ikebe super,
na thunder make dey bleach nahim go fire your yansh there,

which one again be this one na?

Oboy we no believe sokodobo rush come outside dey shine teeth go sidon,

naso me baba olowo look dem laugh,

see come centino and sokodobo,
as una two take do face so like anti reptile cleaner so,
na una type dey arrange go thief person dog carry go sell,
as una do yansh so like cross river state,

hahahahahahhahahaa
everybody burst laugh,
chaiii which kind crazy who wants to be a millionaire be this one self?

Naso centino the host continue,
please sokodobo how do you feel been the contestant of this show?

Naso sokodobo shout,
am really happy here,its a dream come true for me,
i never imagined this will come to pass but it did,
i will really much be happy if i do win this thanks,

naso centino shout,
you will need to answer 10 questions correctly so you can be a proud winner of 10 million naira cash,

naso dem start,
question 1= who is wadewaltz?

(A) wadewaltz is a thief
(B) wadewaltz is a fool
(C) wadewaltz is a burnt offering
(D) wadewaltz is a brand new rapist

hahahahaahhahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

chaiiii abeg na wadewaltz be this?

Naso sokodobo answer,
i think i know this one,
the answer is (D) wadewaltz is a brand new rapist,

naso centino shout,
you have won for yourself 50,000 naira cash,

wooooooooooooowwowowow
everybody shine teeth dey clap for sokodobo,

so this fool wadewaltz na newly found rapist make we get for this our area here so?

Hahahahahahhahahahaha
everybody burst laugh

naso centino shout again,
question 2= in what year was wadewaltz born?

(A) 1999
(B) 2019
(C) wadewaltz was found in the sea side so him no get year dem born am
(D) wadewaltz was born close to a dangerous snake at the year 1882,

hahhahahahahahahahaaha
everybody burst laugh,
chaiiii which kind mad questions be all this one self?

Naso sokodobo shout,
please i want to ask the audience,

oboy we no believe the audience dem shout say the answer na (C) wadewaltz was found in the sea side so him no get year dem born am,

naso centino ask sokodobo,
do you agree with the audience?

Sokodobo answer yes am ok with the answer because i know no one truelly knows how wadewaltz was born,
so he must have been born close to the sea side as a marine evil spirit,

hahhahhhahhahahahahaha
i don die ooooo

watch out for episode 71
Literature › Re: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Aphroditee(f): 5:06pm On Mar 31, 2019
okafor200:
Episode 70
(BABA OLOWO @70)

hahahhahahahahhaha
everybody here just dey laugh like mad man,

see come baba olowo wetin you say this mad pastor John Oyeniyi dey talk self to him members dem make need miracle jobs?

I tell una say uptill today none of the member the pastor pray for dey work now self,

the only one make manage to dey work na wadewaltz make dey do bakery work and na two loaves of bread dem dey use pay am every week,

but the thing be say everytime dem send wadewaltz go supply bread,
i tell una say three or five breads go dey miss,

the owner of the bakery go dey complain which kind thief be this?

Hahahahahahahahhahah
everybody burst laugh,

i tell una say that pastor John Oyeniyi and him church worst,
no member of the church dey work better work,

hahahhaahahhahahaa
chaiii notin we no go see for this life,

naso people for rumours hotel here dey shine teeth dey laugh,

so finally baba olowo don reach episode 70,

naso i tell them,
abeg its been a long road but we are here now,

oboy see as everybody stand up they give me baba olowo standing ovation,

oboy see claps and laughs
kikikikikikikikiki
lololololo
gtgtgtgt
braaaaasssssss

notin we no hear for here so,
abeg baba olowo na legend,
the number one online funny yabber,

as people dey hail me dey laugh,
naso wadewaltz shout,

please why the noise?
Afterall you guys are only celebrating a fully grown fool called baba olowo,

hahhahahahhahahahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

but the thing be say na small thing everybody here for gather wadewaltz beat die,

naso i look wadewaltz laugh,
see come you this enstranged cow make dem dey call wadewaltz,

as you do face so like toothpick,
na your type dem dey use take go collect maggi from mallam shop go cook soup,
as you do yansh so like abeg chop knuckle,

hahhahahhahahahah
everybody burst laugh,

naso i continue,
see come wadewaltz,
you do neck so like electrick kettle,
as you big reach so na ontop motor roof you still dey sleep,
with that your sharp teeth like enslaved shark,

hahahahhahahahaaa
everybody burst laugh

chaiii people laugh sotey dem start to dey scatter chairs for here,
abeg baba olowo leave wadewaltz oooo,

as we still dey laugh dey catch fun,
naso one guy make dem dey call centino come outside dey shine teeth,

naso centino shout,
please everyone here you are welcome to another edition of who wants to be a millionaire,
brought to you live by seun the brand owner of nairaland,

and our contestant for tonight will be sokodobo,

ahhhhh people shout,
which kind useless thing be this?

Naso person stand up shout,
see come centino as you take do teeth so like sweet mama ikebe super,
na thunder make dey bleach nahim go fire your yansh there,

which one again be this one na?

Oboy we no believe sokodobo rush come outside dey shine teeth go sidon,

naso me baba olowo look dem laugh,

see come centino and sokodobo,
as una two take do face so like anti reptile cleaner so,
na una type dey arrange go thief person dog carry go sell,
as una do yansh so like cross river state,

hahahahahahhahahaa
everybody burst laugh,
chaiii which kind crazy who wants to be a millionaire be this one self?

Naso centino the host continue,
please sokodobo how do you feel been the contestant of this show?

Naso sokodobo shout,
am really happy here,its a dream come true for me,
i never imagined this will come to pass but it did,
i will really much be happy if i do win this thanks,

naso centino shout,
you will need to answer 10 questions correctly so you can be a proud winner of 10 million naira cash,

naso dem start,
question 1= who is wadewaltz?

(A) wadewaltz is a thief
(B) wadewaltz is a fool
(C) wadewaltz is a burnt offering
(D) wadewaltz is a brand new rapist

hahahahaahhahahaha
everybody burst laugh,

chaiiii abeg na wadewaltz be this?

Naso sokodobo answer,
i think i know this one,
the answer is (D) wadewaltz is a brand new rapist,

naso centino shout,
you have won for yourself 50,000 naira cash,

wooooooooooooowwowowow
everybody shine teeth dey clap for sokodobo,

so this fool wadewaltz na newly found rapist make we get for this our area here so?

Hahahahahahhahahahaha
everybody burst laugh

naso centino shout again,
question 2= in what year was wadewaltz born?

(A) 1999
(B) 2019
(C) wadewaltz was found in the sea side so him no get year dem born am
(D) wadewaltz was born close to a dangerous snake at the year 1882,

hahhahahahahahahahaaha
everybody burst laugh,
chaiiii which kind mad questions be all this one self?

Naso sokodobo shout,
please i want to ask the audience,

oboy we no believe the audience dem shout say the answer na (C) wadewaltz was found in the sea side so him no get year dem born am,

naso centino ask sokodobo,
do you agree with the audience?

Sokodobo answer yes am ok with the answer because i know no one truelly knows how wadewaltz was born,
so he must have been born close to the sea side as a marine evil spirit,

hahhahhhahhahahahahaha
i don die ooooo

watch out for episode 71
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Career › Re: Celebrating High Flying Nigerian Businesswomen by Aphroditee(f): 9:17am On Mar 13, 2019
MakeItBiz:
Women are the largest untapped reservoir of talent in the world — Hillary Clinton, former United States secretary of state

The month of March is widely recognised as women’s month. In March of every year, the world commemorates the achievements of high achieving women. It is also a month to discuss issues affecting women development across the globe.

As the world celebrates the women folk, makeitglobal.biz profiles top Nigerian female entrepreneurs blazing the trail across different industries in the country.

Nigerian women entrepreneur Ola
Ola Brown

Ola Orekunrin-Brown (Health)

Dr. Ola Orekunrin-Brown is the founder of Flying Doctors Nigeria, West Africa’s first Air Ambulance Service dedicated to providing quality health care to the remotest parts of Western Africa. Ola is one of Nigeria’s youngest health entrepreneurs. She was inspired to start Flying Doctors after her younger sister died because there was no medical air service available to transport her to hospital.

Not only is she an expert of disaster medicine and pre-hospital care in Nigeria, she is also considered a dogged advocate for quality health care. Her company has been featured on various local and international media organisations. including the BBC and CNN. She has also been featured on TED Talks.


Ada Osakwe (Agriculture)

Ada woman egric entrepreneur

Have you ever seen Nuli Juice? This is a natural juice brand conceived by Ada Osakwe, CEO of Agrolay Ventures, a woman passionate about Africa’s transformation and the rise of its greatest force of change, the African Youths. Her Agrolay Venture is an agribusiness investment company based in Nigeria, dedicated to the development of the nation’s agriculture sector. Her determination to play a leading role in the transformation of Africa, has earned her seats in boardrooms of top multinational organisations including the African Development Bank (AfDB) where she currently serves as an adviser on the Bank’s Jobs Youth in Africa Initiative.

In 2014, Ada was named among the 20 youngest Power Women in Africa, by Forbes Magazine.


Mosunmola Abudu (Media)

Dubbed the Oprah Winfrey of Nigeria, Mosunmola is one Nigerian mediapreneurs breaking boundaries in the nations media industry.

Mo Abudu, Ebony life TV
Mo Abudu

Mosunmola is popularly known as Mo Abudu. Her career journey began when she started off as a recruitment consultant in the United Kingdom. She however moved on to work for Esso Exploration & Production Nigeria Limited (Exxon Mobil) as the head of their Human resources and Training Unit. Driven by the passion to impact people, Mo Abudu started EbonyLife TV in 2006. Over the years, her entrepreneurial strides have earned her both local and international recognition. Mo is described by Forbes as one of “Africa’s most successful women”. She is also the brainchild behind “The Inspire Africa Foundation.”


Ibukun Awoshika (Banking)

Ibukun is First Bank’s first female Chairperson. She is a woman of great passion for professionalism and entrepreneurship. She has successfully led her furniture manufacturing company, The Chair Center Limited to becoming one of Nigeria’s biggest furniture companies.

Awosika, First bank
Ibukun Awosika

She is a multiple award-winning entrepreneur and the First Nigerian recipient to be nominated for the prestigious International Women Entrepreneurial Challenge (IWEC) Award of the US Department of State in 2008. She is also the Chairman, Board of Trustees of Women in Management and Business (WIMbIZ). As a strong advocate of entrepreneurship development in Nigeria, Awoshika encourages Nigerian youths to develop an entrepreneurial mind-set.


Amy, LADOL
Amy Jadesimi (Oil and Gas)

Amy Jadesimi is a physician-turned-businesswoman. She currently serves as the Managing Director/CEO of Lagos Deep Offshore Logistics Base (LADOL). This is the largest private indigenous free zone and a strategic economic zone in Nigeria. Recently the company made the London Stock Exchange Group list of companies to Inspire Africa in 2019.

Though she trained as a medical doctor in Oxford University, she moved from medicine and got financial training at Goldman Sachs as well as the Standford Graduate School of Business. In 2018, Ms. Jadesimi was voted the Young CEO of the Year by the African Leadership Forum. She was also listed as one of the top 25 Africans to watch in 2018 by Financial Times. Being a young entrepreneur, she is an ardent promoter of women empowerment.



Deola Sagoe, (Fashion)

Deola , Fashion entrepreneur


Deola Sagoe, founder of Deola is one of Nigeria’s most celebrated fashion entrepreneurs. She is the first black woman to present a collection at AltaRoma, Rome’s celebrated fashion week.

Her appealing style of fashion has earned her a desirable clientele even beyond the shores of Africa some of which include top model, Alek Wek, Media Mogul, Oprah Winfrey and Will Smith. She has also represented Nigeria in the United Nations, thanks to her Food Programme, “Catwalk the World: Fashion for Food.” Despite her widely recognised accomplishments in the fashion industry, Deola says fashion was never her first choice. “I didn’t choose fashion, it chose me.”



Tara Durotoye (Beauty)

Tara, makeup entrepreneur
Tara Durotoye

This brainchild behind the “House of Tara,” started her business at the age of 20 from her living room. Through her passion, and dedication, she has been able to build an international brand for herself. Today, Tara has over 3,000 representatives spread across Nigeria and 14 stores to her name, yet she doggedly continues in her pursuit to build a globally respected African beauty company.

Tara is regarded as role-model and mentor to make-up artists and aspiring beauty entrepreneurs in Nigeria and beyond.


Funke Bucknor-Obruthe (Hospitality)

Zapphire events

Funke is the founder and CEO of Zapphaire Events, one of the pioneering event planning companies in Nigeria. Though a trained lawyer, her passion for translating dreams into reality at events led her to establishing Zapphaire Events. Over the years, the entrepreneur cum lawyer has built an impressive track record of successfully planned events, including the weddings of fashion stylist, Noble Igwe and popular Chef, Fregz. She has also dedicated a lot to empowering budding event entrepreneurs.



Bolanle Austen Peters (Arts and Entertainment)

Bolanle terra Kulture

Bolanle Austen Peters is the CEO and founder of one of Nigeria’s finest arts and cultural centres, Terra Kulture.

A shrewd businesswoman and an excellent filmmaker, her contributions to the arts and entertainment industry earned her the title “the queen of culture”. Beyond her accomplishments at Terra Kulture, Bolanle also founded the Bolanle Austen-Peters Productions (BAP) which has literarily taken Nigerian theatre to the world. One of her renown productions is SARO the Musical, which has revolutionised the Nigerian theatre industry and gave it the much needed global recognition.


Ronke Onadeko (Utilities)

Ronke Onadeko

Ronke Onadeko is the principal consultant at DRNL Consult Limited, UK and Delt-R Company Limited, Nigeria. She sits on the board of several companies with interests in electricity, agriculture, food and beverage manufacturing, telecommunications, education and human capacity development and oil and gas sector.

Ronke who is also passionate about mentoring, continues to offer her services as a facilitator, coach and role model to women and young people. As a youth empowerment advocate she works with several platforms, mentoring youths on business. She has also served as a consultant to Facility for Oil Sector Transparency and Accountability (FOSTER), an initiative of the UK’s Department for International Development (DFID).

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Career › Re: "Why I Resigned From N-Power": My Story and the Lessons (Photo) by Aphroditee(f): 9:15am On Mar 13, 2019
UNIQUEISRAEL:
Dear friends, take your time and read my story, I pray you find Grace to stand through!

Recently, I had to take a step that I was 100% sure was godly and morally correct but It looked so foolish to several people, but with God on my side and with the encouragement of sincere believers, I'm strengthened!

It goes thus:

Sometimes December, 2016, I got enrolled in a national scheme of the Federal Government of Nigeria called N-POWER, it's a current and working scheme that was set up by this present government to ameliorate or ease the high level of unemployment in the Nigeria.

Fortunately, I got an admission in December, 2018 to further my studies in the University of Benin, and as part of the pact or agreement between the Federal Government of Nigeria and the volunteers of N-POWER, it's required of us to work full time, that is; for no reason must we get into any endeavour that will clash with the normal working hour at our Place of Primary Assignment (PPA).

Prior to taking my decision, I did a lot of consultations, told a lot of friends, both the matured and the 'flexible' and of course I got mixed responses.

Some said "leave the job and go to school, you'll need the money, it's a national cake!"
Some said "put someone to impersonate you and leave the job for school!"
Some said "bribe to Head Mistress and go to schoo!, she will cover you up, in case supervisors show up"

The above were the responses from 'caring' colleagues, seniors and associates of which very few said I should do the right thing.

The right thing actually is to resign the Job and go for my education, considering the fact that the job needs my full attention and my education in the university will also need me full-time, it's therefore obviously impossible to meet the need coming from both angles simultaneously.

So I wrote a letter of resignation to that respect some weeks ago, upon which I got a confirmation from N-POWER website yesterday that I have been successfully resigned from the program!

Due to my preparation for school, I had to leave the town and stop working at my PPA since early February.

Some people called me later to inform me against their previous counsel that I had really taken the right step, some also told me that it was indeed a tough step to take considering the economic situation in the country but they prayed and encouraged me that God will see me through!

LESSONS

1. God's Will and moral standards shouldn't be compromised for earthly gains.
2. Act right, even if the whole world will tag you as a fool, God's on your side.
3. Be Wise and Courageous in taking right decisions.
4. God will reward all your sacrifices even when men's comments aren't encouraging.
5. Take the right steps, you may not know who is watching and will follow.

You must have learnt few lessons too about taking the right and uncommon steps, May God back you up as you take the steps to Stand for truth and righteousness. Amen!!!
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[quote author=ochibuogwu5 post=76599668]I pray/quote I asked for help and got none , really getting me depressed

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