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Religion / Re: Six Ways To Celebrate Christmas by Aplaudez(m): 7:29am On Dec 25, 2020
Kriss216:

It’s better to be lonely than to be with toxic people.

I know, but loneliness at times is deadly, I'm fucking 27, I've never been in love! It's somehow awkward!
Religion / Re: Merry Christmas To All Nairalanders by Aplaudez(m): 7:27am On Dec 25, 2020
Lighthammer:

you are not alone alone bro
this christmas is dry,i mean so dry for me...our oga refuse to pay us salary and when we questioned him he told us its nt yet the end of the month,imagine that...
it will get better bro
we will make it...that am sure of
merry christmas

Everything is going to be fine, I believe, but in a situation whereby you're feeling alone always, no money, no one to show you affection, it's not easy my brother!

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Religion / Re: Six Ways To Celebrate Christmas by Aplaudez(m): 7:19am On Dec 25, 2020
I just want to be loved cry cry cry

I'm feeling too alone
Religion / Re: Merry Christmas To All Nairalanders by Aplaudez(m): 7:14am On Dec 25, 2020
Is it only me that's not celebrating Xmas this year

I'm fucking 27, still in my higher national diploma days, no serious relationship, can't afford two square meal daily cry cry cry

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Romance / Re: I Don't Know What To Say When I Talk To Girls. by Aplaudez(m): 9:28pm On Dec 23, 2020
Just say, hey sis! I love you with the love of Christ!

Thank me later grin

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Celebrities / Re: Teni Celebrates Her 28th Birthday With Bone Straight Hair (Photos) by Aplaudez(m): 3:08pm On Dec 23, 2020
God bless you sister! Please marry on time !

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Family / Re: Family Of Six Escapes Death In Otedola Bridge Tanker Explosion by Aplaudez(m): 6:54am On Dec 20, 2020
May we live to witness 2021 in sound health!
2021 a year packed with lotta goodies!

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Slides Into Worst Recession Since 1987 by Aplaudez(m): 12:32pm On Nov 21, 2020
Hardship has turn normal thing in this country!!!!!
God help us!

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Phones / Re: Is The Syinix 55 Inch TVs Worth It? by Aplaudez(m): 7:58am On Nov 13, 2020
Everything is vanity!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Florence Ajimobi's Grandex Store On Fire (Photo) by Aplaudez(m): 7:27pm On Nov 08, 2020
Nemesis!!!!!!

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Romance / Re: Ladies Have This Ever Been A Reason Not To Date Someone? by Aplaudez(m): 3:17pm On Nov 06, 2020
Godada:


Fūck that. Made me do shīts I don't do. Imagine WhatsApp voice notes, calls and videos. Put me through hell and back.

Had to ask her severally: Are you for real? Bïtch was like, "I never say things I don't mean, I don't do such". Babe, your papa left testicles there. Make your Prince charming use your heart play baba ijebu. Make the nigga bollocks damage you there!


Lol... This is really crazy!!! You'll get over it with time bro! Everything is gonna be fine!
Romance / Re: Ladies Have This Ever Been A Reason Not To Date Someone? by Aplaudez(m): 9:10am On Nov 06, 2020
Godada:




Thought this weird shit was exclusive to just me.

The lady in question will drift off into oblivion time and time again.

When you let people do the same shit so many times, you have given them the license to walk over you. Fūck that. At the second or third time of bullshïtting you, show them the door!

Bïtch you know yourself. Your pūnna is not the gate to heaven!


It's not easy, they toil with men heart, series of voice notes she sent me on whatsapp, I had to clear them and all the messages to get over it! It's not easy, but I know surely that they ain't meant for us, the ones for us will surely stay with without stress! All is well my dear!
Romance / Re: Ladies Have This Ever Been A Reason Not To Date Someone? by Aplaudez(m): 9:13pm On Nov 05, 2020
I'm actually in this right now, she goes off and comes back anytime she feels like, she'll be like I'm sorry dear I'm finding it hard to leave you, but I promise not to leave again, na lie! It's 4days now she hasn't been answering my calls! Ayobami, wherever you are, please don't bother to come back again, just dey your dey make i dey my dey lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Ozo Meets With Sunday Dare, The Sports Minister (Photos) by Aplaudez(m): 1:51pm On Oct 31, 2020
It doesn't have anything to do with me!
Nairaland / General / Re: Burial Of Moses Tarnongo, Benue Lecturer, Wife, 3 Children Killed In Accident by Aplaudez(m): 2:23pm On Oct 21, 2020
End time is here!
Crime / Re: Breaking!!! Endsars!!! Bullets Flying All Over Busy Streets In Oshogbo by Aplaudez(m): 5:48pm On Oct 17, 2020
End Time is here, y'all should tidy your ways!
Health / Re: Masturbation And Your Health by Aplaudez(m): 3:57am On Oct 04, 2020
xpanciated:
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I'll reach out! I know you're married, how many kids do you have now
Celebrities / Re: Illbliss And Wife Welcome Second Child, Rapper Shares A Heart-Touching Story by Aplaudez(m): 3:55pm On Oct 03, 2020
You've known thier beginning, may you never know their end, congratulations big man!

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Romance / Re: Those Who Ended Their Relationship Due To Genotype, Please Share Your Experience by Aplaudez(m): 10:38am On Oct 03, 2020
Wiselyimbecilli:

My brother sincerely I dont know how I will handle this one if d girl tells me she is AS. Imagine the sleepless night am already having even before d question. My heart has been beating seriously.
Na wa o

It's nice asking that question first, I'm into this lady too, I haven't ask her yet but my mind is telling me we ain't match, and if this is, it's going to be the 3rd I'll be backing out because of this blood genotype stuff, you'll be fine, trust me!
Romance / Re: Those Who Ended Their Relationship Due To Genotype, Please Share Your Experience by Aplaudez(m): 10:32am On Oct 03, 2020
It's kinda scary and devastating, but trust me, as a man you'll cope!
Celebrities / Re: Ex BBNaija Housemate, Dorathy Bachor Hospitalized (Photos) by Aplaudez(m): 3:21pm On Oct 02, 2020
Must you put everything on social media shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo: I Was Labelled Blockhead, Today I Employ Graduates (Photos) by Aplaudez(m): 5:26pm On Oct 01, 2020
Shout out to everyone out there trying to make ends meet, you all are the real MVPs , don't stop, keep grinding, God is still on the throne he's never too late!

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Lambo Gifts Herself Range Rover Velar On Her Birthday- PICTURES by Aplaudez(m): 12:51pm On Sep 29, 2020
Moral lesson: Stay away from entitled ladies, they can ruin you very fast!
Romance / Re: Which Of These Is Your Best African Movie Of All Time? by Aplaudez(m): 1:44pm On Sep 28, 2020
Funny enough, I haven't seen any sad sad sad

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Travel / Who Knows How Much Traveling From Abuja To Osun State Can Cost Me Please???? by Aplaudez(m): 6:17pm On Sep 23, 2020
Please I need urgent help with how much can cost me travelling from Abuja to Osun state can cost by road!

Thanks nairalanders in advance!
Romance / Re: Help!! I Have Been Masturbating For 9 Years Now by Aplaudez(m): 6:19pm On Sep 16, 2020
Abouwaza:
26 years here bro

Are you married?? If yes, how many kids now?
Politics / Re: El-Rufai And Wife, Hadiza, Celebrate 35th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by Aplaudez(m): 7:13pm On Aug 17, 2020
This what public funds will be squandered on again!
Education / Re: Webometrics Ranking Of Nigerian Universities (2020) by Aplaudez(m): 7:16pm On Aug 16, 2020
Where's imsu

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Phones / My Gionee S10 Lite Calibration Just Cracked With The Calibration! by Aplaudez(m): 1:30pm On Aug 10, 2020
Please I just want to know if I'll be able to get the calibration alone, my screen is still very okay! Plus how much do you think it'll cost me cry cry cry
Education / The Federal Government Isn't Talking About Resumption! by Aplaudez(m): 5:21pm On Aug 09, 2020
This is so sad, Federal government isn't talking about opening of higher institution, all the news we've been reading is either about Edo state election or our leader trying to create job that is not feasible, this is so disheartening!

We're ageing everyday, we need those influential bodies to help us speak with the fg, the educational sector of this country is nothing to write home about and our future is at stake!

cc lalastical I'll be glad if this hits to front page!

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Romance / Re: What Did You Learn Too Late In Life? by Aplaudez(m): 11:38am On Aug 09, 2020
That my parents will be with me forever, it never be!

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