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This country is beyond repairing, if anyone tells you he can fix this country, just laugh off his ass

Your conclusion is blunt sir!

I went to charge my phone, when I power on my phone, I noticed the function key isn't working, but it's vibrating like it's pressing but it's not functioning, plus my notifications for all apps too, even the finger print sensor is not working for minimization of app, I've tried all I could still nothing is coming up, my phone is just 8months old, Gionee s10 Lite, I bought in from jumia, please someone should help wit a piece of advice!

I went to charge my phone, when I power on my phone, I noticed the function key isn't working, but it's vibrating like it's pressing but it's not functioning, plus my notifications for all apps too, even the finger print sensor is not working for minimization of app, I've tried all I could still nothing is coming up, my phone is just 8months old, Gionee s10 Lite, I bought in from jumia, please someone should help wit a piece of advice!

Where did he promised song about covid 19 here

All this are signs that the end time is here already, repent today, tomorrow may be too late!

The have plenty of sex part got me

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Nairalander stay safe guys, this trial time shall pass!

emperorsversion:
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Front page worthy!

Wao!
this is getting seriously serious, I pray God liberate this planet, it's getting out of hand!

Paxie55:
You are still very young for this nonsense.

lol...
I have a girl of 21 wearing that thing called ring in my department, we're in our HND days, the guy did a month to when the girl is coming to school for her HND, now she's tired of the whole thing, she's in love with me, and me I just fuvk and look away, kilokanmi.....

All they think is only men are sexually perverted! whereas those madams will always want to taste the young energy, God help us!

congratulations to you guys!

people be looking for how to make cool money, nairaland be pushing riff Raff to front page!

tyup:
He'd be Burning in the deepest part of hell as we speak

Ipobs drug lord disgracing Nigeria abroad may y'all end like this. insha Allah

judge no man sir!

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Be a real niggarrr
What are you trying to say niggarrr?
Are you trying to attributes this to Armageddon, eschaton, doomsday, end of the world, court of conscience, tribunal of penance, crack of doom, judgement day



It is a normal thing for buildings to go up in flames anyday anytime twice on harmattan period
Let me tell you a secret niggarrr
A house or a building is worthless until it contains food, beautiful woman, water and fire

it doesn't happen like this last year bro!
are you scared of the coming back of your maker ni

me I'm already tired of everything, He should just quick and come!

End time is here already! you guys should tidy your ways and awaits your maker!
inferno everyday!

sylvestersamuel:
The fear of housemaid is the beginning of wisdom. That's all I could say when I discovered that my three lovely girls were impregnated by a dirty house boy.
I only thought I was trying to help the poor boy who came from a very poor background. I picked him up from the village since my husband stays overseas and I am also working as a bank.manager. I needed someone to help me do my house chores and also stay at home while I travel.
I told my mom in the village and she told me of a young boy who is struggling to eat. He wasn't even going to school anymore because his father is late and his mom is a full housewife. I decided to bring him into my home since he was from a good family background, besides, his mother is a good Christian. I never knew I had shot myself on the leg. All I was trying to do was to help a poor boy.
I took him into my home and made him attend a private secondary school so he can write WAEC that year. The 18-year-old boy repaid my kindness to him by sleeping with all my three daughters (19, 17 and 15 years of age).
It all happened in the space of two months. That was six months after he joined us. My 19-year-old girl is preparing for university, while the 17-year-old just completed her secondary school and the 15-year-old is still in school.
What a wicked world! How do I tell their father that our three lovely kids are pregnant for the same man?
Should I just take them to the hospital and terminate their pregnancies?
Now I understand why people don't help anymore. They will end up repaying you with evil.
My worst regret was helping someone. I'll never help anyone again. I need your advice please



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oniro oshi nie

GOFRONT:
This is what we get when all our prayer points is centered around Fire Fire!!!

The prayer of an average Naija man and Woman is about Fire fire fire.....

They'd be like:

Die by Fire!!!
Holy ghost Fire!!!
Thunder fire you!!!
Mountain of Fire/Fire!!!


Now see as d fire the chop all the markets and burning down their wares??


Fire, Fire, Fire youuuuu, Fire Youuuuu

This ain't time for this sir!

GOFRONT:
This is what we get when all our prayer points is centered around Fire Fire!!!

The prayer of an average Naija man and Woman is about Fire fire fire.....

They'd be like:

Die by Fire!!!
Holy ghost Fire!!!
Thunder fire you!!!
Mountain of Fire/Fire!!!


Now see as d fire the chop all the markets and burning down their wares??


Fire, Fire, Fire youuuuu, Fire Youuuuu

This isn't time for this sir!

This is too much on us God!
I saw the flame starting around 1am, nobody could help it, fire service had to go to Ibadan to go get water!

I weep for my country!

smat101:
I Am Planing To Seriously Beat My Kid Sister 2moro Morning

What I was scared of is finally happening...
I've a lot to say but let me try to be brief...

It's been 4years+ since I last went home to see my mum and siblings. I really love my kid sister so much even more than my mum.

There is a lot to say but to cut the long story short, when I came back she had already developed breast but she is just 14 years.
Just today I talked to her about sex, boyfriends, pornography relationship, sex, everything in that area.

Recently she was using my phone for Facebook, then I asked her consent to read some of her messages which she agreed. As I was reading through she dragged the phone from my hand when I wanted to click a particular chat. I became inquisitive but respected her privacy. I then asked her to log out when she is done...

Just this night I wanted to login to my Facebook then I clicked the Facebook icon her account was still logged in... What I saw broke my heart, she was planning to send nudes to a guy and the guy was planning to have sex with her this weekend, she kept on telling him that she was afraid, but he kept on telling her he will use condom, that she should not be afraid...

My problem is that she is a minor and this guy is 27...

So this is what I plan to do, Flog her thoroughly very early tomorrow, then later talk to her again...
Then that bastard beat him up in the evening with two other guys...

I really love this girl and Want the best for her pls parents preferably how should I handle this matter .

Sit your sister down, talk sense to her and show her how much you care for her and her future!

please make sure you feed us back about the 27 old idiot after treating his Bleep up!
I can't wait!

micronut:
OK. Let's look back at those days as an undergraduate. Which of these sentences or Lecturer's remarks scares you most?

1. Morning class, tear a sheet of paper, Test!
2. Get out of my class!
3. Answer all questions!
4. Give me your Matric No or ID card!
5. Your test is next week!
6. Result has been pasted

©Elu

none, all this are norms!
Been broke at school, that shit can kill your zeal for school!

Okoroawusa:
Make a move n see her reaction. Women are not like men. The intricacies of their hearts run deep. Her reaction will show her intention n can only lead to two things--friends or foes

We're in our first semester HND1, we still have like a year and half to spend together, I don't want her to always see me like an enemy!

Okoroawusa:
Something like this happened to me too. She wanted to thank me with sex for helping her at her point of need but I didn't understand it. She will come to my room,sit anyhow, change her clothes in front of me, sleep on my bed, go to school from my hostel n I was seeing n treating her as just a friend n it's not like she can see any other girl coming around. After some times in the middle of jokes n laughter she will drop words like "you be man?", "you be wood?". My mistake was thinking that sex would ruin the elder brother/younger sister relationship we had. So in her second semester 100L she started making more friends n stopped coming around n when I miss her company n call her she will be like "Wetin I dey come your hostel come do?". By the time I would understand what she wanted she had moved on.

I don't know why they're like that!
I want to keep distance at all cost but the more I'm moving away from her, the more closer she's coming!

Untainted007:
Oga this babe go end up hating you for life if you make her look like she's throwing herself at you. If you nt fict knack her then kip ur distance totally and if u fit knack let her know that nothing is attached to una knacking. A lady hated me thoughout my NYSC days cos I turned her advances down, this one even came to sleep over in my room and I didn't even near her. Since then, she stopped talking to me till we finished our service, the said lady eventually got an indigene who was servicing her steady trust Port Harcourt girls na, it's like she's a nympho. So if u wan do, do and if u no wan do keep ur distance and be prepared to any of her action.

I don't want to start this with 2020!
it's against my new year resolution sir!

stanisbaratheon:
Would you want another guy taking advantage of your fiancée's vulnerability??

The question above would help you make your decision.

capital No!
one of the reasons I created this thread, ladies can be very funny, I know men can relate!

I'll be as brief as possible!
we just started our HND programme, there's this girl I met always with an engagement ring and I inquired about it she said her husband to be gave her!

but she always love to be around me, calls at odd hours, I've tried all I could to stop her but she won't listen, her hostel is very close to my hostel, she'll come in the name of charging her phone and leave at odd hours as late as 1am, I don't want to have anything to do with her, anytime she's in my room, I always feel like a criminal trying to steal someone's wife!
fellow nairalanders what can I do, I don't want this to continue on resumption to school this year again!

I'm scared!

Silas6:
Let's share our experience during the course of this year 2019 that will end today.

What are the mistakes you made, and what are your plans in order to avoid repeating such mistakes?

Assumptions, that stuff almost take me!