₦airaland Forum

safarigirl:
The fact that you assume he has hundreds of thousands for IVF is funny. This country is the poverty capital of the world, less than 1% of the country can afford IVF, and it is not even 100% guaranteed

bigmodo:
I am an As and I am getting married to an As. I love this girl so much that I am moving forward to marry her.

We have done our introduction and our traditional marriage is next month. I know the complications of an As marrying As in the issues of children they might give birth to. But I have no choice. I want to marry the love of my life.

Justarandomguy:
don't mind the fools.

JasonScoolari:
Please I want to ask, what is the major occupation of this E-money?

funmisticqueen2:
That's not in question.

But blaming your inability to succeed on another man's child is a waste of your parents school fees and shows a lack of accountability and responsibility

funmisticqueen2:
and you will say that you are educated.

Chi59:
Thanks. Pardon my curiousity.
Why did she feel that you were risking your lives?

Davash222:
Most successful.
Kanu should be there instead of Mane. How successful is Mane compare to Kanu??

Justbeingreal:


Leave story that thing is in the gene if you like rub all the beard oil in the world if it's not in your gene forget it you go still look like wizkid..

EdiAbali:
You fell in love with a girl after meeting her within 24hrs and you get mouth to talk,
You think say she just landed from space and she had no boy friend?


You might be her 15th lover currently

MariaLavina:
They have finally gotten this one..... see epistle.


Chai!

Logobenz1:
So after finishing some work related movements today,i decided to call it a day pretty early.say around 12 noon.
Was driving towards home from GRA port harcourt when I saw this pretty damsel walking along that birabi street,gra port harcourt.(around salvation ministries hq).
So I stopped the car some few feet ahead of her while looking at her from the rear view mirror.
She had some brown braids,a big blue gown but short,which didn't display her curves at all but she still looked pretty in it anyways,some white earpiece and some sandals.
If you see this babe you go shout!chocolate clean black colour,socculent body and sexy lips.infact the whole nine yards!
As she walked towards the car,my heart was pounding and all and I thought perhaps this one will just walk past and make me a laughing stock infront of everyone.
So I zoomed off and stopped again.she came close,brought down the windows and said hi.
I played the I know you from somewhere card and it worked.
Said some random things to her and convinced her to get I the car while I dropped her off.
She agreed and got in.then I confessed to her that I just made that up so she could feel safe with me and all...
We both laughed about it as we headed towards town(Azikiwe road)
Then we got to that secretariat and it happened that the place she was heading to and what she was going there to do is what I know very well and have a couple of guys that knows a thing or 2 about it.
I told her I could help,reach for my phone and called my guy nnamdi and as usual he could deliver.
So I handed her over to my friend nnamdi and we said our good byes.
I was just there at the lot looking at her as they walked away into the building and she turned and gave me a lovely look too and I smiled,butterflies all over my stomach and we waved at each other.
Damn I was excited and just smiling like a cow as I go home.reached home and told my guys about it and we were just happy and he couldn't wait to see her.
So around 4 pm I called her again to find out if she had finished with what she had to do?for where?there was a small issue and the guy that was to deliver the plan she came for wasn't around and she sounded frustrated and worried.
I told her not to worry that I am on my way(I could be a real sweetheart when I want to)
So I left Mgbuoba and headed all the way to town again and got there around 5;30pm.
Everywhere was closed and my guy said the only way we could do this is to go to the other guy's house to meet him and hand him the documents to process.(one land document like that she came to process for her dad from abuja).
So we all got in the car and headed off to meet the guy in Diobu.
Damn,there is no corner of Diobu we did not enter today looking for that guy.diobu can be very confusing for those who know.
This time it was like magic and we had gotten closer like we've known each other for years lol.my guy even thought she was my wife or sonething
So after all the stress,we got the guy and handed him the files and he told us to come back and collect the files tomorrow.
We said our goodbyes and we left.i had to go drop off my guy at his place before I took her to hers.
So her sister called and complained of how her tummy was paining her and she needed drugs and she sounded pretty serious.so we had to stop by at a pharmacy and we got the drugs.
While I was seated there,I noticed a ring on her finger at exactly where married people put theirs and was shocked.like what the hell?
So when we got out,I asked her about it and she said she isn't married but she wears it to prevent people from disturbing her and all...we laughed and left.
Now she also wanted to buy an extension,I still took her there so we get it.
The woman that was selling in the shop started to compliment me on how my fiancee was prudent on spending cos of the way she priced the extension eh
And she even asked me where my own ring was ?I said it's in the car and she didn't resist and just smiled.i knew this girl was already liking me lol.
So we got in the car and went ahead to drop my guy before taking her to hers.
It was already late like 9;30pm already and she was complaining how they lock their estate gate at 10pm.so I knew it would be so hard to catch up if I didn't drive like a maniac.
So I told her to belt up properly,engaged sport mode on the gear and hit the gas all the way.
So we were heading towards odili road cos that's where she lives,got to fruit garden and since I was coming too fast,some cops started flagging me and I didn't want to stop till I saw how they were cocking their guns
I did stop and the cops came,started making noise on how fast I was going bla bla bla...that there was a car snatching incident now and how are they sure we aren't the snatchers?lol.
They searched,checked papers and ids and all was good but they insisted on taking us to their head quarters.
I got angry and started yelling too and before you know it,things were getting out of hand till one other cop intervened.
After every every,i handed them 2k and we left.
Got to their estate and everywhere was locked.damn!all that struggle for nothing.
So she called her sister,she sent one guy(young boy of probably 20) that came and told security to open up since they didn't know her as she just came from Abuja some days ago for this assignment.
After plenty talk,they opened and i find them normal change unto guymen levels and entered.
Dropped her off,we said our goodbyes,she apologised for all she put me through and hugged me
The thing sweet me ehn!she asked if she could see me tomorrow and the way I take shout sure ehn lol.
So we've got a proper date by tomorrow and I am super excited.
She sounds smart,well brought up,no pride,reserved,clean,no make up or gold nose,no lashes,just some short,pink talons and very clean body
Let's see how it goes tomorrow!wish me luck.
I go sleep well tonight walahi.
Love is a great feeling and I sabi fall like mumu

Techcrunchng:
the love and trust is the enjoyment

Martinez39:
Sentiments. Just sentiments. SMH. Why is it demonic? Where is it written that if you have a penis and testes, you are a bound to find women attractive? What you find disgusting is subjective.

BaddieKay:
Ebuka went further to ask her what are the characteristics that makes Tacha a winner, that's where it all got embarrassing and shameful

theButterfly:
Why must you be sleeping w| someone you're not planning to marry anyway?

mulante:
I have a lot of friends who are lawyers and are into internet fraud.

Once they tell people they are lawyers, everybody just assumes they must be gainfully employed and that this must be responsible for their lavish lifestyles.

Yet, here is the Branch Chairman of the NBA involved in something as vile as internet fraud.

A microcosm of the kind of society that we live in. One that is ruled by money and might without regard for any other virtue.

cucumbae:
It's not all of them that have good intentions.Some might be looking at his wrist or neck if he wore a gold chain that they would snatch.While others are looking for how to dip their hands into his pockets to snatch his pounds filled-wallet.
One of his blow go give that thief technical knockout.
The bros get balls sha!



Take a street to recognize street intentions lol

Had it been AJ reside for naija his complexion for resemble our hustling skin.

IntrovertedK:
most especially, if you are a yoruba man. Stay away from greedy bastards and their violent criminal brothers.