Story..

Wicked Photoshop

OK.. It looks like..

But, was there no one to take a pic of he and his Ferrari?

Ofcos.. who expected him to accept before

The dance sha..
And bovi's part.. hmm

So this boy is still winking??
I didn't even notice the wink.
*rushes back to watch video*

Nice video sha.

naijaboiy:

Errmmm you didn't even put your mind into it.

You allowed that girl win.

So I did woo you!

What were you saying about me and female and asking out again

naijaboiy:

Yes na!

I'm doing what you can't do presently as a female.

You're sure I can't

Did I not woo you?

winetapper:
eheheheam trying to ask if you are a # coughgs again that makes him turn to a lady and ask u out

Smh..
You need beatings

winetapper:
you would ask april out is she a #clears_throat

*hands him water* you were saying?

naijaboiy:
I would ask April07 out

You do realize i'd be male by then abi?

I'll pee in a bottle

nairamaverick:
seriously, you think this is cool? I understand you want to book space but you can do that with a meaningful comment.

Park well jor..


Oga meaningful comment

Looks real..

What was she thinking

Maybe she's a mad person

400billionman:
Oya, sonborri should teach us how to make custard.
I dey hungry..
Chai, nairaland girls are in romance session.

The powdered form?

Just so you know..

"Custard is pap that studied abroad"

I'm so following this thread, I hope y'all follow up.

All I can make I pastries tho

Figerprint ATM... Hian

Laziness will not let some of us do this BVN thingy and get it over with..

Dear CBN,
Please, for my sake, me ooo, just extend this thing to the end of this month.
I promise I'll do it

And thanks OP.. This is enlightening..

Does the poster know that they are several villages that still have streams??

These things are what makes life in the rural areas so organized and harmonious.

and I refuse to believe that's the only source of water in the village pictured here, David Mark's village or not..

Can't be just one stream..

luxanne:


Lool

Erm I've got someone to pair you with btw - April07

Hell to tha No!!

Aunt Lux [{}] I missed you!!

offspec:

Visit there often. Hope i can meet you?

liciouspee:
ok,hopefully we would meet

offspec:
I can pm you right?

offspec:
Hello, U reside @ Akpabuyo?

*clears throat*

Stamped and Sealed!!!

Ploutos:
Know say na who?

Nevermind..
Anyways.. it was nice trying to famz with me yeah?
I know..

You can sleep well now
Good night.

Ploutos:
Ewu
Bye bye o. Enjoy your moment with truckie.
But you strong o. After how I finished you all day, you still get power take do again with a diff guy.
Abeg na where you come from? ?

I just know sey na you.
Ode.
In your dreams abi?

Bro.. morning don rish.

Truckpusher:
Deceit 101

deceit!?
It's all love boo.. unrequited love

Ploutos:

See who's threatening me.
I go spoil your parole o

Permission to 'spoil' granted.
Good luck with your digging.

Truckpusher:
Gerara here mehn.....(smh), you know what am sayin.

Lmao..

Truckpusher:
April!

He's delusional..
It's just you honey.. no Kingtom or princejerry..

Just you

Ploutos:
And KingTom thinks you're a good girl. I've warned him severally not to take you serious.

What is Kingtom? Name of rat poison?

See, I go wound you o

Truckpusher:
Oya nau let's fly as long as I won't end in your cooking pot.

My bed!! That's where we're headed..

What would you have me make for you?
Afang soup?

Ploutos:
You in love with every guy huh?

You just jealous!
Why you gotta be so bad bellied.. you must have a belly ache all the time

Gerarahere my friend

Truckpusher:
In the church where I'm sitting right now everyone is singing that song and I had to join them

Baby leave that church..
Let's gerarahere mehn.

Let's fly away.
On my broom.

Just you and I

Ploutos:
This girl sef.

What I do?
I'm just so inlove.. it's not my fault

Truckpusher:
singing *I'm married to Jesus satan leave me alone 2x
My husband is coming to take me away ,to everlasting home*.

Baby you gay?

Not a problem.. I can make you straight. No one would have to know..

Truckpusher:
Funny girl.......I said I'm in church please stop distracting me abeg

Are you Mrs smeagol? my precious

I will distract you o.. you must love me back

I can be any 'mrs' you want me to be y