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Truckpusher:
Get behind me satan - I dey night vigil with deeja vuu.

*dies a million deaths*
Why are you so cruel to me?
Is not this love I offer, sufficient for you?
Why besoth another female?
Why? Why? *weeping hysterically*

I think i'll just pull an "Irene_ony on you and create love threads to you.
That should keep the evil claws of Eve's daughters from you, my Precious

Truckpusher:
Lmao

Na my Jona you dey use play futuball so?

I no fit carry that kind big man play.
Am I mad? No ooo.

Oya let's go and sleep. . . Come

Truckpusher:
Kontinu, I dey see ya handwork.

I don't know what you're talking about

But..

I dey 'seeeee' your own handwork oo..
America will know

Truckpusher:
You'll soon run out of moniker I swear.

Agama eyes on you

Eh hehn.. I'm early this time ooo..

I nominate
Truckpusher!!!

And


Kinglekan!!!

Y'all berra accept

bettercreature:
No! i mean its very easy to take shiit from a sexy lady unlike average ladies,ofcourse if an average lady send me such message,she is a gonner
but its very difficult to dump a sexy lady cos you will find it hard to find a replacement
for example i still have some friends that i suppose to dump but difficult to find big tits lady with big arrse
that is what i mean

MrCork:
...any ways..sweeery since u ask...did I mention I am from London Pekam and I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot wit alloys wills, SaTellite Navigator. leather interior, metallick black, Crome CD player with Sacronic Germn Made boot Spoliers?

Lmao.. you no go kill person for NL.

MrLayih:
Who is up?April07 comes to my mind

You called??

Our cultural troop is superb!! Loving the show

Awwww.. These kids are just awesome

Yaaay!

#TeamCharis is top 10 worldwide in the Technovation challenge to hold in San Francisco next month!

TeamCharis is made up of 5 young ladies between the ages of 15-19!
They are secondary school leavers who are waiting to gain admission into the university.

They came together in February to take part in the Technovation Challenge which requires them to build an app that solves a problem in their community using MIT app inventor, with Miss Grace Ihejiamaizu of iKapture Network as coach!

Well... They did.. They built Diascardious an android app that helps to solve the problem of improper waste disposal in Calabar(their community)

Here's a video demo of the app

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJU0TZua1Ls

And the winning entry
http://www.technovationchallenge.org/2015-results/

You go girls! So proud of you!
#TechGirlsRock #TeamCharis

Meet the team *photos*
1. Team Charis (Nmesoma Ogbonna, Sonar Kumar, Charlotte Tarkem, Praise David and Grace Akpairoro)
2. TeamCharis with their coach, Miss Grace Iheji


Cc: ishilove, Lalasticlala

Twaci:


Still crushing on ur voice (no homo!)

No dey talk this kind thing na

Na me trip pass

Twaci:
Tiny legs You don't say!

I give up! Tell Orijin101 make him come calculate his gains and losses....the bet is off!

Hahahahahaha.. I just saw this

Yeye geh.

Twaci:
See this small girl! You still get mind quote me? I'll bash ur tiny skull ooh!

You and what arm?? Bash which skull?? *laughs and claps hands*

Yanga dey sleep o.. trouble sey na there e must play shoki..

If I grab those your tiny legs

Twaci:
Haha! See this girl oh!

No try me ooh!

I for talk...she don run

I no run.. I full ground

So you say wetin?

Why you dey quote me?? Eh??

Twaci!!!

Truckpusher:
hmmmm....... Smh

Hi, nice to meet you too

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You are leaving me [/color]

Oya let's go..

*jejely enters keke napep and zooms off*

funlord:
Maybe U are tired of living?

Is that a question?

Or

Are "you" tired of living.

Where would you like your kidneys to go?
You can decide where other organs go too, honey.
Or we can just dash you like that to the donor clinic guys. *pensive*

Inshort, just draw up your will..

Oh wait, that's right.
You own nothing

funlord:

Better bury him once and 4 all! all beef between wife beaters, misogynists, feminists and twunts must be ended today! We have been here since morning, no empty threats allowed!

Be here fanning smoke into flames o.. continu.

D.rebel is my niccur.. can't diss him.

You on the other hand, I shall gladly diss.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Make I come sit beside you [/color]

*blushes* NL's finest been awhile.
You good?

Oya bring that ya popcorn

Ipledge:
i think u only come out at Night

Yes! Only at night..

The QueenBee is here again

Romancelanders can do amebo for Olympics sha see as them plenty for car park

kradleber:
Your salty tears of utmost pain would fill 20 reservoirs in April07's village in Calabar this evening

keep wailing kid.
lala247 give this guy some br€ast milk please.. he's only 15 and he seriously needs it

I will unleash one line on you now if you just try me

Truckpusher:
Hehe...look at ya mouth.

I was only huffing and puffing to ensure you're juiced up cos you ain't got no juice,it got to a point and I thought I was with another guy

What happened to ya juice? Did you sell them to buy ya self better panties and draws?

I have no idea what you're talking about

Truckpusher:
Stop lying for Africa .

I don't even know the color of your vajayjay at all.

Oops! I remember now ,the powder stopped coming out the moment you left it alone .
Did you use it for some kinda facial treatment?

Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor!

You can't hold me responsible for your inability to shoot powder..
Yaah I know I owned your a55 the last time.. you kept huffing and puffing like some old...I dunno..

But.. I was careful not to take it all.
Because, I'm an angel

Ok..
I know what happened!
I'll send you a truckload of vaseline tomao.
Happy jerking

Truckpusher:
Dem invite me come oh

Who rejects the kind of offer these days?

How your toto na?

After you tried to damage it the other day?
Me and my flower scented vajayjay are hale and hearty

Hows that your powder puffing 2 inched wenie?

iAmCharis:
It haff not finish o.
Biko modify your quote and erase the link to the thread before all these m.o.d.s see am.

Ahhh... The thing is evun dull and one sided self..

Rotflmao! See fatality


Truckpusher you are always where there is trouble.. Smh

iAmCharis:
It all started there.

Started? As in it aff finish?

I vote for Aipete2, Twaci, Sandrahnaub, Adeh39

Cc: NLJega