misssclassy:
Sense of humor?

Please, am I in another planet?

You're just trouble

Barcanista is why I'm here.

#following

Kinglekan

JeffreyJamez:



Oya how's it played?

Imma stalk you.

dondo83:


The only way you can get it all is if you are familiar with the words , but pronouncing some for the first time will be impossible. what sounds right in your ears doesn't mean u got the pronunciation

But of course, there are simple English words.
Which most people, yours truly included, are familiar with.

dondo83:


even a brit cant get it all, some of those words needs to be pronounced with French/latin/greek intonation

You think . lol. I got it all.. Save for Victual had to pause and look at it well..
There are no strange words in the piece.
I consider it a tongue twister..

Oahray:
lolz... You try, lemme dash you one like, and this

Hehehehe.. Na you be my mentor na


And all these people hating on those who can read it..
Y'all need to pick up on ur vocabulary training..read more. Eish

Imanuelle:


You wouldn't know until someone listens and points out your mistakes...

I'm tellsing you oo.

Infact let's make voice notes

Oahray:
Hehehehe... Not a word did I miss. My prize, whatever rhymes with this. Wait jor, not a kiss... *hiss* but solitary bliss. That's right, leave me in peace!

Show off!!

Solitary bliss? Oh please. In peace ke. What happens to our ticket? See how that rhymes not with wicked but cricket. Msttcheew
I'll just go play golf and drink Smirnoff

ever stunning Osas

Space booked


And Dezeiani keeps trending

Did you mean toddler?

Wow! This is a really beautiful piece!

And... I read the whole poem without pausing.. yup! I didn't mix up any word

Bad asss

DonCrust:



This babe is cute!

*blushes in 50 shades*

Oahray:
awww... Come here... *brotherly hug*

Your tab UI isn't fine sha

Why will it be fine?
I broke upon with the tab

Oahray:
you've been em... busy, that's why you didn't notice

Lies. yuono I missed you plenty

Oahray:
yes dear?

It aff tey o.. Tot you deactivated your account sef

JeffreyJamez:


Mine is 4.0......you still haven't said how it disturbs your keyboard

I followed you here Ooo.. I must show my own screen

Oahray

Several hours after the purported rumour of fake asset declaration by the kaduna state governor, Mallam Nasir El Rufai. The brain behind the orchestrated lies has been revealed. Sources revealed that it was no other person but the immediate minister of Petroleum resources, Mrs dieziani Allinson-Madueke.

Which sources?
Is there anything to actually prove that she owns the paper house and made promises to pay such huge salaries?

Show me certificate of ownership with her name on it.

Abeg.. leave my chic.

The six packs no be by force na..

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2580678_smileyhappy023_gif50919ce91971456b27ffaed05a1247f2

Stare at her.. When she catches your eye, you smile and shift your eyes to the 'revealed' parts. She'll catch your drift.

JeffreyJamez:


Look down and take a guess.... it's definitely not the Doctor hehehe

I figured it out jor

JeffreyJamez:


Bomb breeze

Huh?

Jacksparrow0712:
Form? Neither Patience nor Aisha picked up forms to be 1st lady
Btw, you dey pursue me?

Who told you?

JeffreyJamez:


Then we will make the country ungovernable for you!!

---

pointed nose girl is here ...act normal!

You and who? I will bomb y'all.


Show me 'she'

Jacksparrow0712:
I just need that '1st man' #firstlady slot

Pick ya form and Wait in line honey.


You said Good night many years ago.. how far?

Loveren:
lol hm hm i dnt want to live long like methuselah.

When you refer to us as kids, you clearly are peers with Methu.

Jacksparrow0712:
Obviously, yes I did ? Or obviously, no I didn't?

Humans!
This is how they keep complicating issues *claps hands*

Obviously, the obvious was the case

JeffreyJamez:


I'm talking about my appointment when you become president jor

Oh eh hehn?

Long throat.
I'll give my family member or anybody from my village

Jacksparrow0712:
You didn't understand his quote. Did you?

Obviously

Loveren:
little children jack and co, u guyz shud go to bed.

Behold, methuselah has come crawling