iAmCharis:

Nobody go fit challenge you ooo E wan die??
Hope you've seen the new thread were it's getting all red?

Ah.. No ooo... Mbok share link Oo.

I can't be missing.. *rushes to get dictionary*

iAmCharis:
Wow! Congrats bro. Good news meehn.

We should toast to that.

April07 goodu morning o.

Good aftunoon ooo..

Was just reading diss and laughing to my heart's content..


Me sef I've thrown a challenge!
Anybory wanna test my typo-eloquence should show theirsef!

Truckpusher:
Hmmmmm....

iAmCharis:
Hahahahahaa

Crazy you! Why not just dump the damn school and move on??

Heheheheheh.. I would've! But no, they didn't just end at making schools!
They created certificates! Gaddamnmit!
That filthy piece of paper.

And o! We come carry am for head for Nigeria, Nigerian Parents.
So na, you must gerrit! The damn paper!

I'm so pained

TheSonOfMark:

I have never sent anyone a PM on Nairaland and I never will. WHOEVER THINKS I HAVE SENT HIM OR HER ANY PM SHOULD POST EVIDENCE(S) OF IT.
My social life offline is functional and healthy enough.

Eh hehn? Ok..

So why you come dey accuse her, dey abuse her untop?
You know sey e no make sense.
No matter what.

This ya big big grammar nor suppose dey insult people.. instead na for politics you for carry am dey finish pipu..
Leave matter

Ku yom iko Aba.. amokop?

iAmCharis:
Hahahahahaa. I can relate to that.

I'm good. Never been better.
How is isikulu??

My dear.. school is fine.
We shall overcome this white man's curse

I mean, my great grand father didn't need no school to become the greatest native doctor in the south of Nigeria! Ahhhh..

Wait, lemme get something..

TheSonofMark.. did you send her Chiam a PM that she refused to reply?

Abi you went to shyke her and she no gree

Mbok don attack me o.. ayam just asking


#ameboradio

iAmCharis:

Yeah, everything. How you?

I'm aiii..
Had a shitty day but as always, I logged on NL and all haff disappear.. fiam!


Hawayu?

iAmCharis:
Charity??

How market? Anything for the girls?

Ipledge:
April 07

Shuga

iAmCharis:
April 07!

Charity wharrisit?

Truckpusher:


Smart assss gurl.
bring that asss here lemme spank it hard till she gotta roll like eggs from the poultry.

I give up on you!

Hope you had an awesome day sha o..

Lala247:


Lol sorry had to laugh out loud

LoL

Why you come dey laff?

Truckpusher:
God have mercy on your puccy , honey.

My puccy needs no mercy, honey!

I wee beat you oo

Truckpusher:
Who's this April sef?

Is she fucckable?

I'm a Reverend sister!

May God have mercy on your soul *does sign of the cross*

goshikid:
mtchew!! it doesnt look funny to me!

here style so dry and worthless jare!

I doubt she planned to look funny.
She was gunning for 'gutsy or bold or I dunno'

Epic Fail Dencia, epic


Ipledge, me and you who be winch? I slept before you..

Lala247:


Lol warriz dis

Some sane human being's outfit to The Billboard Music Awards.

She got an award.

For worst dressed

Dies**

Ipledge:
I don't watch black commedy,any commedy that's not Nigerian is dry to me... I will give you 5 black movie to watch tomorrow.or let me check now

Check ooo.. Ayam waiting.

Did you see that idris and taraji's horror movie? Can't remember the title.
Annoying as fu.ccck.

missclasssy:


That's gulianna. She had breast cancer last year both she has recovered. She even had her breasts removed.
She is really slim, yea. I guess is the cancer that affected her weight.

I like her personality. She is responsible.
She even has a husband and a child.
I follow her show, Gulliana and Bill on style/E!.

Yeah, love her.
Shes troublesome tho and cannot hide her 'dislike' for anybody

Vanity fair Oscar party in February..
Queen J'lo.

missclasssy:


Jennifer lopez is an ageless goddess.
She was so on point today.

Is it just me, or have she not worn that same design on previous occasions?

I tot so too..
She seems to like to mix those colours and sheer up.
It suits her.

Ipledge:
there are so many black movies that are interesting.don't watch black movies made in Newyork city or the one make in los Angeles

All of them are wack, 'specially the supposed comedy.

My fav black movies are Tyler Perry's Temptation' and Eddie Murphy's Coming to America.
After these....

And 'Lean on me' which is a very old movie,, dunno if you saw it

missclasssy:


April I swear to God, I hate that animal called larvene cox.
She is the most irritating thing I ever saw on tv, for real.
And she is so confident and proud about her/his looks and its so annoying

I was eating quaker oat when I saw her being interviewed by Gulianna and I totally lost appetite.
Like she looks so gross.

Hahahahaha...
See as i called her human being.. Dunno what to make of it, she or he.
She's ugly, she sounds ugly, its disgusting.
And somebody will open mouth and say 'she looks amazing' tufiakwa


Thank God there was no KimK and Beyonce to cramp J'Lo's style tonight.
All that classiness was hers.
Lovely dress. She has refused to age.

missclasssy:


the only recent black movie I watched and liked was think like a man part 1.
The part two was trash

When I said this my siblings tot I was being a saddist.

'Think Like a man too' is the most annoying black movie I will ever see.
And to think I went to watch it the day it premiered in cinemas.
Wasted money!

Im still vexed

Ipledge:
e dey Sweet me die

Pls don't die.. We want to keep seeing your cute face on here..

Now honey, you're going to wake up

Ah God, this woman is skinny ooo

Her dress is fab tho

missclasssy:


I don't like this taraji, she looks like an mgbeke
I love her dress though, I wish it was worn by someone else, someone with nice curves, Maybe LaLa Anthony.
It would have made a lot of sense.

Don't mind nneka123, 'see you again' is staying on that number 1 spot for a long time.
The thing is, the song is not just loved by lovers of good music like myself, its also loved by the huge fan base of Fast and Furious coupled with the fact that it's in honor of a great actor.

Please Taylor swift should go and die with her guitar

Ah yes! Mgeke is that right word.
Look at that ugly belly tattoo, looks like she had a major operation and the scar wouldn't go away
I agree, the dress is fab, just not on her.

I know, right? See you again is my song of the year.
The beat, the lyrics and the voices.. Never knew I'd like whiz khalifa.
Charlie Puth is bae

Did you see Larvene Cox and her dress?
That human being can never look pretty to me

Ipledge:
Smh is the answer to you are beautiful,midnight nairaland Make sense...see me having foursomes

Lol..
OK, thank you



Lol. You're having the foursome in your head.
Let's pray your brain doesn't freeze

Ipledge:
all oyibo be pig

Not Angelina jolie and Kendal and liam and chris, and mila kunis. Not them

Oh my God Taraji.

Can't believe I missed the red carpet show..

I miss Joan Rivers

Ipledge:
you are beautiful i Must say, so why do like midnight nairaland?.Please dont forget to vote Tohpahz tomorrow

Smh..
Midnight Nairaland is daper.
No network hitches.. Cool peeps online..
The whole package

Oh.. Miss NL is on? Had no idea.
Lemme go look at em.