Truckpusher:


It haf tay wey you like trouble sha.

I learnt from the very best

Truckpusher:
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Say what?

Ass licking alert..

Jacksparrow0712:
Person dey worried about you. Say him no hear from you. So I'm just making sure you are good

Yes o.. I'm kuku fine.
Missed you too

JeffreyJamez:


You ehn.... lemme first lemme vex

I should be vexing y'know?

JeffreyJamez:


Soulmate..... hnmmmm

Hey

Truckpusher:
Lol, bring it on, baby!! - Ama skin you alive.

Oh.. you think so? *snaps fingers* we shall see..


I'll visit my village first thing tomorrow morning.

Jacksparrow0712:
Where you been?

Well.. see who misses me

Been around o.. any better?

Truckpusher:
That's not nice and romantic at all.

*Reciprocates by pulling out her entire left side nippple from the root*.

My br*******st!!

I'm going to beat you up one of these days.. just get ready.

Truckpusher:
Of course I know that rule because we will never win.

Do you know why I wouldn't even argue with a woman in the first place?

*bites his left hand*

Jacksparrow0712:
April07

Hey

Truckpusher:
Because I did mine few months ago ,the moment they started and there was no queue.


Nigerians do not take simple instructions at all.

missstella:
Me ofcourse yeye girl shebi u dey look for olamide, franco never do u abi?

Franco understands. Trust me

I don miss you o. Miss dimples

missstella:
U wan cry?

Who wan beat me?

misssclassy:


Thanks.

Hopefully tomorrow. I am a lazy writer.

At least you put words together? LoL.

missstella:
Lagbaja nothing for u

Goan sleep jor

misssclassy:


Are you following my story?

Yes ofcos..

You write well

How far? When are we get'n the next chapter?

No 5 tho.. i'd love that kinda room mate

Wikid!
That's how y'all changed the thread to horror movie/books gist thread.

I looove horror movie and books too.. they scare me tho but I just can't stop.

Stephen King is bae

Angieberry? Did you read Duma Key?

Misssclassy!!! Your story oo.. I'm waiting on ya.

True! True!

And they'll never admit it.
Tell you they're discussing issues.
How so?

Amebo people

Awww..
My 90yr old greatgrand ma feels worse.

Having to depend on people that much when there was a time you could do all this stuff.
And all your better children now die and lif you.
The remaining children 'their head no good'.
Life go just dey unbearable.
Sorry baba

coogar:


what is fun & not expensive in nigeria?

Strolling and gisting and chewing roated corn and 'sitting under trees'

JeffreyJamez:


It will shock you lol

Will it? Tell me more

Timbuktou:


Would a date not typically involve the expenditure of money?

Who's to say I'd be comfortable sitting under a tree and talking?

Stop jumping the gun, that's a conditional statement.

Can you not be creative enough to come up with something that is fun and not expensive?

Is it about your comfort or the girl's?
If you're so determined to get her laid then you'll put up with her 'talking under tree' method


I'm responsible for what I say..what you understand on the other hand is totally your business

coogar:


you cannot blame them - i have that effect with naija ladies.

Yeah right

thank you!
i like your brutal honesty.....now that we have gotten that point out of the way, we can talk about how soon is too soon...

some ladies would wait 3-6 months, some like to wait till the wedding night & some want it instantly. wooing can be tiresome. wooing can be damned too expensive.

Loooool... Ofcos. Of you're moving at snail's pace with your wooing and you just don't have sweet mouth, you won't last the first 3 phone calls with yours truly
Depends on the people involved o..

Timbuktou:


1. Erm, sorry, but we'll take our chances. Why spend money to build this chemistry when we can take a more economically sound route of inviting the interest to the house?

2. What happened to coming to our house and talking?

3. Oh, please, what do you mean by the terms 'street girl', 'worth', etc? If 'street girl' doesn't mean prostitute, then I have say you have grossly overrated yourself.

Who said you had to spend money to build chemistry?

What's to say I'd be comfortable 'coming to your house' to talk?

Overrated myself! Yes sir!
Becos it is what it is.

coogar:


this was why i said different strokes for different folks in my first comment - from my own experience, the ladies would rather couch up with me at home - watch movies, watch football or play video games. they actually suggest coming to my place than taking them out on a date.........i guess some of them are trying to portray the good girl rather than the gold digging heifer.

You didn't just meet them and they 'started wanting' to come over and 'chill'
You guys had some kind of relationship.. Except....

i mean the only reason a man would be adamant to collect a girl's number is to take her to bed. sexual attraction comes first before he even summoned up the courage to say hi. any man who tells you differently is a bloody liar.

This we know
But then... They gats to be some kinda wooing..

I've been thinking along this line too o.
Everybody has a reception of some sort afterwards.
So much money is spent.

Tsk.
Well.. I tot of an evening wedding.. A late one.
You can invite everyone.
After the wedding service, everyone will be too tired to wine and dine.
So, you present them with already packed food and drinks and cake..
No need for reception venue or any of those orishirishi..
Simple and nice

When you have money, you throw an elaborate anniversary party.

coogar:

annoying?
the dude is going straight to the point - would you rather he's pretentious with his intentions? we all know the reason why any man would want to get to know a lady better......

See eh.. When there's chemistry, the "come to my house" will not even be necessary..
Dude you just met the lady! She's even still trying to know you, to trust you.
And the most sensible place to chill is 'your house' ?!?!

Knowing a lady better!?!?.
Well.. Since you've so known her well.. Why don't you let her 'know' you too?
Whatever happened to sitting under a tree and talking *pensive*

Timbuktou:


You better wake up. Who cares about romance and endearment when you're dealing with opportunistic dates?

The OP started somewhere that

if the woman was to be a street lady, we might pardon you, but no, you see a decent lady with her worth shining through and you just don’t want to put in an effort into treating her like the jewel that she is.

So.. If you're looking for an opportunistic date then...

JeffreyJamez:


.....for the dogs

Oh my God!
I'm sick sick sick and tired of hearing those words.

Imagine you meet someone for the first time and you guys get talking, you like them cos you think they're smart. You exchange phone numbers and you're chatting. Next thing "you don't want to come to my house" To do what!? Is there some kinda solution to global hunger in your house?
So annoying!

The second point..
I couldn't agree more.
Most guys behave so good that you carry your self and be going to 'their' house and you go and get raped and you can't do nothing about it.
I got to counsel some young ladies who fell victim of the above, the shame and guilt they carry around is enough to break any male!
This is the case for so many young ladies.

Men in the Nigerian society need serious orientation and sensitization.
'Come to my house' is not in the least bit romantic or endearing.
Its creepy and annoying