JeffreyJamez:


All I ask is Petroleum Minister...... thATS the only thing I want from you..... remember this day o!

Minister na stepping stone
Imma go thru that then straight to GCFRN.
Commander in chief of the armed forces. Choi!!

Jacksparrow0712:
We both need redemption. At least we both up late

Goan sleep Jack.

It's 10am over here

kinglekan:


*yinmu* when I do cut my hand

Busy ryt? Cos you have been on a low key.

I shall cut it!

Busy, yes sir.
You know, being a nursing mother of triplets and all. Hmmm. Iz not eazy.

misssclassy:


Lmfao



I can't say anything because it might be used against me in the future


Let me check?

Do you want the link, so you can see for yourself?

No be small thing.

Please gimme the link.

All these sense(less) people will not channel their Supposed boldness into something more rewarding.
Be posting 'Check me out, I've got Nicki's teeth' everywhere.

kinglekan:


Hehehehehe!! Selfie while grabbing sumfn bah?

Whr have u been joor? Hrd some rumours hope they aren't true sha?

Grabbing fire

I've been around.

That I got a Maybach? That's true.

kinglekan:



April07.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/2572654_wakethefuckup_jpegc19289ee6699055009e6b57e84049ae8

Lekan you.. don't worry, you'll wish you took a selfie with me

Jacksparrow0712:
Long ago. It's no news

I'll be praying for ur redemption

misssclassy:


I am fine.

Amebo gist, errm let me see......
Okay, Ireneony created a thread last week about how pointed her nose was and she was bashed by some including me and butt-licked by a lot of butt-lickers

Well, one other girl displayed her pictures on that thread saying she also had a pointed nose.
Well as it seemed, the girl couldn't handle negative comments about her physical appearance and immediately the first negative comment came, she felt so bad and said she was going to deactivate her moniker.

Me I was like, ah ah, if you knew you couldn't handle insults then why put up your picture for everyone to critic.
When the guy who insulted her found out she wanted to deactivate, he apologized. So the girl cooled down.

But it didn't end there
This morning, the same girl created a thread and titled the thread" I think I have a pointed nose and I am beautiful.
She then proceeded to upload more pictures.
The height of low self esteem.

April, the bashing this girl received on that thread no be here

That's the sweetest gist for today

Rotflmao
See gist!

Poor girls. Ehya.
I always miss these fun events. Chai.

This morning, the same girl created a thread and titled the thread" I think I have a pointed nose and I am beautiful.
She then proceeded to upload more pictures.
The height of low self esteem.

She's thinking. Oh no.
But... is she really fine?
And tell me her nose is actually protruding small at least.

Because I can already cook her image up.. not a good imagination

Did she deactivate yet?

Jacksparrow0712:

Smh. You are finished

Truckpusher:
Unfortunately , all the people that ganged up against him are all completely worn out but this guy keep walking just like Johny Walker

You have not jam

Jacksparrow0712:
I know Na. You Na wicked wicked wicked gurl

How can you just sit down there and call me, mother Theresa de 2nd, who in my heart of hearts, offered to sing you to sleep, wicked? How?

Truckpusher:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2572596_likethis_jpegbaa86a8c074f0f6b9dfaf73ff1a40221

E go soon break

nigerianium:
I like your dream. Kindly wake up and embrace reality.

Ok.

You'll eat your words honey

Jacksparrow0712:
The poor sleep has never been fair tho

Ehya..
I don't feel sorry for you.

Come, i'll sing you a lullaby.

misssclassy:


Hi April, long time

Yeah.. hawayu doing?

Oya o. Whats the Amebo of the day? I'm all ears.

Truckpusher:
April , which boyfriend wey you go get wey dun cage you like this?

Hi, nice to meet you

I'm April, Nigeria's future first female president.

Jacksparrow0712:
No be my fault. Blame it on sleep wey forsake me

Ofcos. Lets blame the poor sleep

Hi Misssclassy

Jacksparrow0712:
Not so soon

You too like amebo.
You and that oga who pushes trucks

Jacksparrow0712:
Na sleep sure pass o

And the crawler sleeps

Jacksparrow0712:
Wetin I do?

Nothing

JeffreyJamez:


If it's the IC, na to buy new phone o.....has happened to me before... sorry

Blood of Jesus! No. Can't be. No

Jacksparrow0712:
Lad yboss1 ojumo're

You na

JeffreyJamez:


I don't have credit o...and I'm feeling lazy...

Smh.. I'm going to send assassins after you.

As for that IC.. how much do u think it'll cost me to get it fixed?

Make dem no go cheat me. E nor go funny

JeffreyJamez:


See this girl o...lol....

I've seen it jor.

JeffreyJamez:

Nothing I can't handle .....but you're in a much more bigger trouble!

Ehmm.. for some reason, the number is missing gimme again

JeffreyJamez:

Nothing I can't handle .....but you're in a much more bigger trouble!

You're still making mouth, instead of begging

JeffreyJamez:


Who be this one? ....mchew abeg shift before you collect your own beating this morning.... asikapka!

You!
I can't access my mail.. oya drop ur number sharp sharp.. take it down in a minute!

JeffreyJamez:


I called na.... didn't go through.... didn't you get my mail ni ...better tell that phone to wake up o!!

Mail ke.
The numbz I called u with one time?? You can lie o!

Truckpusher:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2568620_womenknowyaplace_jpeg0757c4be682f1c629972348889115440

Na that day you go know how e dey feel when bottle burst for persin head

Truckpusher:
I rove you o

Oh *blushes* you do? *bats eyelashes, giggling* I'm shy *covers face*



Truckie I'm coming to see your people soon.
Pay that dowry and make you mine

JeffreyJamez:


you should?!!...... ....iffa bite your nose ehn!!... what happened to your phone sef?

My phone just decided to stop coming on..

I missed you too

Wait.. Shebi you can't call me ni..
Terrible friend