₦airaland Forum

Eveezy:
Lol, she dated 8, and Ya worried? Well the truth is that gals always reduce their body count by half, so multiply it by 2 or 3. But if it's really 8, u re good to go

8*2 is 16. 8*3 is 24. Hmmm...I don't want to think about it.

rame18:
Lol. so what's your own body count @ op?? did her womb shift after every every?? answer those questions before I go further.

rame18:
Lol. so what's your own body count @ op?? did her womb shift after every every?? answer those questions before I go further.

my own is about half that number. So go further

Eveezy:
Lol, she dated 8, and Ya worried? Well the truth is that gals always reduce their body count by half, so multiply it by 2 or 3. But if it's really 8, u re good to go

8*2 is 16. 8*3 is 24. Hmmm...I don't want to think about it.

There is this fresh unilag female graduate I met and we started talking.
I wanted to go deeper with her but my mind is in doubt.
During one of our numerous frank chats, she made me understand that she had dated 8 different guys at different times. Equally made me understand that she never cheated on any of them.
I was like 'WTF' but I maintained my cool. Thhis girl is beautiful and nice but when I recall her dating history, my mind just skips.
Brothers and sisters on #nairaland, what's your advice?
This is a very serious matter abeg.

With your lifeless policies abi? You can't give what you don't have. Shekina

This is Nigeria

...all thanks to Buhari foot-soldiers

...and Kemi Oluwole was paid off and asked to go enjoy in London?

sarrki:
They are the destroyer of our great country

I bet you have cow sh*t as a brain.

Umueme:
Let dem come and say ds video na clone....
Chineke akpo ha oku

Hehehe

Laughing at you. Look at Lagos state and know that it is impossible to liberate states from such an iron grip.

Tell Buhari to call his boys to release her
after all he told us that any attack on bokoharam is attack against the North.

Don't mind the selfish and myopic south east governors. Whether they like it or not, we must #atikulate come 2019

Try another lie. This is old

Trapnews:
Why destroy billboards, building structures and vehicles bearing inscriptions of the opposition party and you expect them not to retaliate? RIP man. Let it be known that Atiku engage in Anal sex. There was a rumor about Atiku having boyfriends and giving them Bora cars when he was the vice-president.
I disbelieved it until the entertainment gist came out that he anally screwed Genevieve Nnaji

madridguy:
PDP handiwork.

You are a silly son of a bitch. I wonder if you feed on faeces daily.

First eradicate Lai Mohammed because he is the engine of fake news

Bolognese:
OK

This was before PMB realised that religious leaders should not dabble into politics.
Hypocrisy of the highest order

...a good choice but a bad strategy. I still think his vp shld hv come from the SW.

You can say that again!

Nigeria shall be great again. #atikulate

Where is the photo showing Lagos traffic?

Shut that dirty gutter you have as mouth.

Gburu-Mugu...confirmed Mugu

You don't understand who your president is. What do you expect him to say to you? He has NOTHING to tell you. Take this to the bank

Tinubu, the ass-licker.

Did that stop your generation from ass-licking?

iammo:
Lol, at least we won three national election, mko*1 obj*2, ruled collective for 13 solid years, and had 4 years of VP. So worry about your region and let me worry about mine

iammo:
Lol, thank you but your insult would always cost you politically...

...just as your ass-licking would keep you subjugated for life.

iammo:
Southwest ranks highest in all economic indices, the only region southeast can compete with is northeast, kiss the truth economic migrants

SW only rank high in skull � mining.

Na dem dem

iammo:
even a day old baby knows the region atiku is picking his VP from, no matter the empty and inconsequential threat of political boycott from region with only 7m PVC , and track record of loosing national politics(Ibrahim tofa/Sylvester Ugoh and buhari/okadigbo). The owner of thisday newspaper Mr Nduka Obaigbena is only writing his own theory based on wishful thinking.... I wonder which northerner would vote for a southeast vice President, after been thoroughly insulted and called illetrates, zoogerians, terrorist, ewu Gambia, gworo chewing malu, or the yellow bar Muslim Fulani slave name calling. How exactly will a tribe given quit notice and ultimatum to leave north or face violence, endup wining anything as a vice president in that same north

Whether they get the vp slot or not, they will keep doing better than your poverty-ravaged enclave. Kiss the truth!

Pastor of Lies

magoo10:
From lifelessness to animal
Yet zombies call this man their hero

Hehehe

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