₦airaland Forum

Beyonce- Party.

GEJ is doing a wonderful job.

Fuel subsidy removal wahala. . ASUU strike. . leaving Nigeria. . .

Upset.

Seriously, this is not a joke na.

Yes! And he's coming after your soul. So, ruuuuuun!! . . . and jump into the lagoon.

Okay, lady.

That actually made me laugh.

^Why don't we just let this matter drop? We're all entitled to our opinions. I mean, the award is no biggie like you rightly said.

bunmioguns:
Compliment of the season to you all and happy fuel subsidy removal

Man, keep your wishes to your self.

Lol.

^Lol.

Bin, tis' a new year. Pleeeeeeeeeeease, try something new.

Definitely not dreads.

bunmioguns:
This is a miracle that happened
recently in Enugu, Enugu State. A
boy (John) & girll (Anne) loved
each other so much and so
sincerely. They used to chat on
their mobile phones for hours. In
order to reduce the expenses
both of them got the same
network SIM cards. The guy went
abroad for a month on an official
trip. The girl died in an accident.
The girl's last wish was to be
buried along with her mobile
phone. After a month the guy
called the girl's mom and said,
"Aunty, I'll be coming tomorrow. I
want this to be a surprise, so
please don't tell Anne." The lady
didn't know what 2 say. The next
day, the guy came and asked
about Anne. Everyone told him the
truth but he said "Don't joke with
me. I spoke with her just
yesterday." Nobody believed him.
Suddenly the guy's mobile phone
rang and displayed "INCOMING
CALL, ANNE". He immediately put
the phone on loudspeaker. It was
clearly Anne's voice. They were all
shocked. Then they realized that
the girl was using MTN:
EVERYWHERE YOU GO!









Thanks for wasting 2 minutes
reading this nonsense as I did.

You're very welcome.

Wishing you the same.

Funny.

Summary, please.

6PM don pass o!

Children. SMH.

DONkollione:
watzup putu kwanu

Guy, you keep losing me. Wetin com be 'putu kwanu'?

Kudos for second joke.

Awww. . .they look so cute together.

Hmmn. . .

^Try harder.

talina:
So imagine this:   
                         A man and woman are married and the man starts getting bored and his testosterone is pumping and he feels the need to go out and start Being Intimate.ual affairs with other women. The woman waits happily at home (she loves to knit) while he does this because he apparantly will be soooo happy that he will worship her and she knows she is his no.1 priority.( Not sure how ). When he gets home from seeing slut no.1, the woman falls into his arms in a passionate embrace and they gaze into each others eyes. Its true love!

Lol! True love, indeed.

@ Original post- Bullshit.

^Hello.

freecocoa:
Well OP is actually correct with the term( "jerk" he used.
"JERK" is used as a slang for a naïve,foolish or inconsequential person. So as regards this issue,its not out of place to address him with that term. Op you know you are a "jerk" why do you need people to sing it like a song for you?

There's some hidden joke in that definition. Lol

@OP
Why don't you just call her? A little chat about her life, your life won't hurt. You know, get to know her.

DONkollione:
i dey tell u oo jackpot use long leg , me sef see am. Nothing spoil at all ni


dat tin ya niger delta brodas dey carry

Hmmn. . .

Lol at comments.