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Ehm. . .Odinma. How're ya doing, Miss?

yinkalink:
i wish u the same dear .

na your house i dey com to for christmas o

Dearie, not a problem. You just take a one way ticket to Afghanistan. I'll be waiting. Cheers

Hello.

Yinks, compliments of the season.

Idowuogbo:
*she hears militant and her heart cut str8,she begins to wordify tins wiv gem*

Emmmh oya gem gem sexcie gal,chicken peri peri ,d reason y bee supplies honey ,glucose,yogurt,creamie etc.Emmmh d tin wey I b wan talk b say *she strts to stammer* meeee meeemake we no involve dose your arm force bois u no say my business is young madam bikonu ,*she signs a card wiv a year worth of  free food and drink*.Madam manage dis one na sowwie u hia I no no my mouth dey jump traffic sometimes no vex 4 me pls.

Lol!! But see o, you still dey use sharp brain for me. 2011 don finish na. Nor be 2012 suppose dey that card? Anyhow sha, we're cool.

@ Dani, yup. But never mind, I already know the answer to my question.

So na so you take dey win customers, abi? Oya, go and call the 'OPC' boys! Lemme call my Militant brothers. Who dem be?!

^ I'm very angry with you. To placate me, give me 19 cartons of wine, 20 glasses of Shawarma and 3 plates of hot salad(with chilled palm oil for cream), 8 buckets of bush meat. . . that's all for now. Mind you, these items are all on the house. Hurry!

jokingmary:
gud pesin, how far

Fine o.

nomsochris:
The doctors have it when compared to bankers, but they re both learners when compared to engineers esp those in the oil and gas industry.

Really?

Hmmn. . .

^Evening, Mary.

*Shouting*
Na wa o ID, you dey born for the ladies' room? I said I don't want pastries, only the drink!!

Love you.

So, what's new?

Of course not.

Bekay911

Lol. Funny stuff.

^Yeah, right.

Nice Etc.

Idowuogbo:
Hmmm a Man dat doesn't drink wowzie!!!

*she places a cup of sparkling water on his table*

@gem
Come bck herrrRe

I'm back, no vex. A glass of Maltina, please.

Guy, this is the jokes section

Poster don't hate, but I didn't find this funny.

Dani, why can't I see the poll after voting?

Lol.

^All these for only you?

That's rude, Mikuz.

. . .and Good night peeps.

Good evenings, ID.

McAdem, abeg, help me ask him o?

*Tear race commot for thread for fear of her dear life. Doesn't look back*

Lol. Hilarious thread.