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Funny original post.

^lol. BB dey shack am.

I guess you just attract ugly virgins.

Bored.

If I have to explain my statement to you, then you are a nincompoop.

I dunno what to say.

kellynoah:
A ramshackle sentence.

I totally disagree.

kellynoah:
Son: Dad i don't know wat to give my girlfriend for dis xmas. Dad:how does she look? Son: she is very beautiful, , decent, caring, romantic en sexy, infact wen u see her u will like her. Dad: den give her my number!

There's the joke.

I don't get. Mods, why did you delete my previous post on this thread?

Nada

Thank you so much for answering my prayers. You're the greatest!. Truly, there's none like you.

What a riddle! I'm thinking. . .

Arkham Asylum.

So wrong.
jamace/p_kasso

I have a 20cm goatee beard.

Too many things.

Don't you think it's time you changed your signature?

Wrong!!
Bekay/p_kasso

aasog1:
[b]education is not the same as schooling. when you are schooled, you learn to read and write, and they prepare you to pass exams, but all this doesnt leave the corridors of the class rooms. real education comes from day to day experience, discipline, self-awareness, intuition, and the ability to learn daily, and THE ABILITY TO APPLY THESE GARNERED PRINCIPLES.

The difference between our western educated counterparts, and the Nigerian graduate is this:
1. their education system is built on practical, hands on, upgraded based on new challenges, and doing its best to be at pace with the ever changing world. Going to the whiteman school opens your eyes to possibilities. It horns your abilities, and changes your perception of life and the world. problems becomes opportunities and not curses that DRIVE EVERY NIGERIAN TO PASTORS AND IMAMS AS WELL AS SPIRITUALISTS.

2. In the other hand, our education here if not just a copy and paste, download and offload spate, does not in anyway prepare us for the real world. I was in the office last year when 3 cute NYSC girls came to my office. Then we needed an accountant, we one happens to be. I told her to sell herself to me, and the girl turned to stone. She had no inkling of idea what SELLING means. I was enraged, but later when our boss and mentor heard about the melee, he just grinned and said: the Nigerian Education System is a slaughter house where your originality and zeal gets crushed. And those lecturers do their best to intimadate you up to the extent you lose the last drop of self-confidence.

Its hard to find any Educated Nigerian. All you just need to do is look around. So many graduates, and it keeps getting worse. We need a complete overhaul or Re-engineer and Dynamic transformation to fix this problem.[/b]

Found the bolded part quite funny. I hope there's still hope for me. But, I do agree with your post.

Threads dey o.

Nah, they should add an ipad, Rolex watches, Da Vinci bags, Jimmy Cho shoes, designer pearl necklaces. Plus I've been owing ID just $200. Thanks for clearing my bills, sweets.
Dani, how body na? How's Christmas goin' to be?

I want guguru, groudnut and zobo.

^ You try jor.

What a nightmare! Chai!

;d

Wish you the same Ben Tennyson.

@Ib: Funny post!

I think Karate classes would be a great investment for all wifeys. Doncha agree?

Lol.

This is not funny at all. It's serious o

This one wen you just dey claim Igbo this afternoon so, which ones na? Containers don arrive?