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it is well:
Are u sure u are not her problem?

LeoMax:
LAGOS PROTEST I JUST VERIFIED FROM MY RELIABLE SOURCE IS SPONSORED BY TINUBU, OTEDOLA AND MORE SPONSORS ARE COMING IN DAILY.

INFORMATION FROM NIGER-DELTA REGION SAYS ALL OIL INSTALLATIONS WILL BE DESTROYED IF IMPEACHMENT IS CARRIED OUT, AND ARRANGEMENT IS BEING MADE FOR CAMPAIGN OF COLONY STARTING FROM RESOURCE CONTROL.

jmaine:
Sounds very funny   . . . .

olawalebab:
‎, Make we laugh small
We the Association of boyfriends, bachelors, fiance, and husbands will like to inform our girlfriends, fiancees, married women that we ve removed subsidy in all our expenses, " No more baby can I take a cab: pls jump the next available bus and get here on time.

No more I want to fix my hair: pls barb the hair, I love it wen you are natural.

All birthdays have been postponed till further notice.

No more pls pay for my BIS: yahoo messenger is very effective and fast, use your Sony Ericsson.

No more paying of bride price, unless your papa go collect post dated cheque until our refinery are repaired.

We have also removed all forms of subsidies on all activities except those relating to the bedroom for which we retain our God given authority .

We have realised that we are equal partners, hence, all expenses going forward shall be shared 50:50.

We understand the pain this might bring but we must suffer now for the future to be better.

Please if you must protest, let it be peaceful. Do not scatter the electronics, for it will lead to removal of more subsidy.

May God give us the grace to bear this upcoming pain(s).'"if U̶̲̥̅̊ cnt comply, marry your fada"
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jackpot:
why on earth do a lady call another prick-less lady "dearie"?
I thought that word's meant for opposite sexes?

BTW, what do you romantic ladies use to catapult yourselves to orgasmm? Candles or Electronic Pricks?

Hamid O:
Same to you ma'am. No copy I.d o cos na be everybody fit afford to put bling bling all over their . Na I.d talk am, no be me.

Idowuogbo:
^omo ayam waiting on d jeweller cus I want correct stunner,I wan spell my name wiv swaroski e sha moo joor ooo.

Hamid O:
^^ Werin come be your own now?? Person drop decision to put bling bling where it matters, you want take over?? I.d carry on jor, na OYO you dey sha.

guru01:
As a cause of the strike, if anything happen to any of my relation or my beloved country, NLC WILL PAY FOR IT(THEIR PRESIDENT).

figment232:
@post

Pls you must stop spreading falshood,there is no iota of truth in your report.I stay in warri and i stand to state here that there was no single demostration against fuel subsidy in warri ,effurun or udu.What i observed is that most stores and locked,but the markets are open,people are going about freely without fear.Please retrack your story.