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Interesting.

Kpo kpo, who dey?

jackpot:
chi wetin?

dem send you to seduce me?

*pours kerosene, lights matches and burns down thread*

Lol. Seduce a man old enough to be my grand daddy, who is in lurv with a certain lady and can't express it I think not.

Jack, chillax.

ID na wa o. This nite sch wen you go so. . . e nor favour you. Simple to spell my name correct, you nor fit. Give me N1000 change for the tumbler of Mirinda wen I jst buy, you nor fit. As I even follow the directions to ur bar wen u give me, na cemetary na im I first find myself. Anyhow sha, I just say make I greet you.

English, please.

Wicked Ibo fiffle like you and you.

mikuz:
@Excessboi and bushboi
na my fault say una no see weed smoke this morning as usual?
Which kind transferred aggression be this?
So because I post this extra-ordinary humourous joke, I no go get peace again abi?
I go through hell day and night to make sure that i keep this section going with rib-cracking jokes I composed.
Where did I go wrong?
¤822,000 people like this.

I never say this, but- laugh my a.s.s in. Going through hell, indeed.

Wicked fiffle.

Hmmn, indeed.

^Lol. It was a funny joke tho'.

Nice.

KIO KIO KIO KIO KIO KIO KIO KIO KIO KIO KIO! Na by force to laugh?

Yes, you dey try.

I don't know. . . It sounds like a half-baked super story.

Are you referring to me?

Saeur/Jamace

SMH, but still laughing.

^Lol! You actually made me laugh.

You were banned yet again? He he he.

Let it be on record that my second nomination goes to Sledge.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff][size=28pt]LORD Knows that Guy Above me Is the Worst of Jokes Section for the 21st Century![/size]  [/color]

Lwkmd!

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Send Him to Warri [/color]

For what na? Nor let me vex with you o!

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=587990.msg9728063#msg9728063 date=1323427016]^^ seconded

I think it's jokes like these that can re-vitalize the jokes section from the influx of the talentless jokers here. . .

girl, shebi you go nominate Sledge? Seeing as Dani don conceed to 2 nominations per voter. . .[/quote]A'ight, will do.

Thank you oh

Dgunnerz/Emeka

^^ Lol. E be like so.

Lol. For $500 I'll wash it. But seriously, before I'm going to wash my BF's car, there has to be a vely vely good reason.
Although, I wash my dad's car and even enjoy doing it, sometimes. So, it would be fun if we (me and my man) wash it together.

I like walking fast and I love nature.

Telz/Jamace.

jackpot:
dear, i wasn't d one posting d crap, I swear

it's Stupidio. He he he

It's all of you!

This best-joker nomination/award is doing more damage to this section.

Don't know why I haven't been coming to this thread. You've really cracked me up.

The joke was wet.

Damn it! See as I don dey type nonsense dey post.

So, this is it. Why are y'all doing this to me.