₦airaland Forum

VickyyB:
All these Nairaland guys sha. Y'all have fabricated stories to tell.
More mb to una phone and more fictions to una brain.

........der aint no fabrication here....cus 1 still told me yestday dat she wantd 2 subscribe her andriod phone dat i shold send her #2500............WTF......

VickyyB:
All these Nairaland guys sha. Y'all have fabricated stories to tell.
More mb to una phone and more fictions to una brain.

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der aint no fabrication here....cus 1 still told me yestday dat she wantd 2 subscribe her andriod phone dat i shold send her #2500............WTF......

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ASUU dis....ASUU dat.
Dey will perish on their way to d meeting.
Make all of dem die throway make we begin dey joli dey go.

Bliv me.....politics has a hand in dis. Iyayi was killed, he didn't die. Na my neighbour drive dat vehicle wey hit der bus. D guy dey.run mouth for here say "mission accomplished". If care is not taken, we go kidnap der family kon bury dem alive.

Guy,I tot I had already told u nt 2 tak 2 much of weed,...it wil tamper wit ur brain.....nw u see wat u ar postin

Dos boiz don 2 wrestlin.......yes yes

Ishilove: This is utter bullshit. I hate reading shiit like this. Since when did 'ugliness' become an 'affliction'?

As for the iidiot of a man who sued the wife and won, can he create one single strand of hair? He obviously never loved the woman because if he did he wouldn't have gone as far as suing her.

Supposing the children had being born with some gangster congenital deformities or were hydrocephalic?? I bet he would have drowend the innocent kids in a vat of acid and then shot his wife.

Shallow, mysoginistic assshole. This is what we get in a society that is so hung up on superficiality.

Excuse me ma,I tink d point here s honesty ad nt bein ugly......am very sure she culdnt av told d man she dd plastic surgery

switdil: The man fyness no show for him pikin body at all
Wicked world indeed

Dats 2 show u hw ugly d woman was.......
Her wowo gene overshowerd d man's handsomness................ .

Dats d diff btw a man ad a woman
........u can see on front page hw a man was very proud of bein ugly ad thankin God 4 dat.....

switdil: The man fyness no show for him pikin body at all
Wicked world indeed

Dats 2 show u hw ugly d woman was.......
Her wowo gene overshowerd d man's handsomness................ .

Dats d diff btw a man ad a woman
........u can see on front page hw a man was very proud of bein ugly ad thankin God 4 dat

Wey u.......next week no dy finish? Sinc hw many weeks una don dy post nxt week. ....

Man dats tru luv,she luvs u 2 d bone.......i wish u d best

idrezee: tanx bros. We r really planning dat. Come 2 tink of it, wat if I earn like 300k per moon and my gf needs 30k and I tell her d money's already budgeted dat she should bear wif me till d next moon. Wat we r 4geting is wen u r in luv, ur partners burden's ur burden and d guy 'll view anytn dat concerns d gurl as his problem as well , in essence de'll solve their problems wif reference 2 d scale of prefence (I.e if its true luv) e.g I sold my babes BB so she could get somtyn bigger and coincidentally dat same tym I got admission 4 my postgrad-degree and I needed money and I needed 2 upgrade my laptop coz of my programming stuff. Guess wat, we agreed my problems were bigger dan hers of just saling her smaller fon 4 somtyn bigger so we used d money from d sale of her fon (over 40k) 2 solve my problem cos we viwed d problem as 'ours' instead of 'mine' and she relegated 2 using torch-light till I replaced d fon last month and she didn't 4 once ask 4 her money. NB: d@ aint amongst d top 5 tinz she's done 4 me and somebody's quitting a relationship coz .................

I guess u ar 1 of dos magas.....very soon it wil b ur turn,....cow

Magic Bishop: This is how you guys will relegate yourself with this false equality and modernistic views on how gender roles are expected to fade.

A man provides for a woman.
No wonder there are so many lesbos and feminists dykes these days.

And for your information, when a man truly loves a woman , the world is too small to give to her.


you guys wont commit but want to have fun without even at least taking care of the girl materially.

which mumu girl go gree that won?

Wizardofoz: I know him.

So he finshed with a 3rd class? As in a 3rd class brain? And you, if we are to go by genomics, have a third class brain? Not to talk of the people that gave birth to you? And your kids would have.      .      .   maybe I should stop now.

Orisirisi!

Anyway, congrats to you and your brother, Mr. 3rd class brain from UI. This is one of the reasons this country will never move forward, nepotism and the elevation of mediocrity (3rd class-ism)  over excellence (1st class-ism). No wonder the whole BRT, and transportaion issues in Lagos, was poorly concieved and 'third-class-ically' implemented. When you allow '3rd class-tic' brains to run something, you should not expect a '1st-class-tic' result, or should we?

After all, you cant give what you dont hand.

Am sorry bro,u ar jst a clown ad sory 2 say a kid 2......dat statmnt d guy made was 2 encourage pple nt 2 giv up ad nt jst abt 3rd class,use ur head

deejay_harry1: see English corrector ...... God punish ASUU..

My broda blame it on ASUU oiiiii

rWatch natgeo wild ad u wil see humans ad wild animals intimacy
...........a man intimacy wit d crocodile,....animals av sharp memories 2

Mayday mayday nairalanders do u copy,do u copy....not evrynbdy s intelignt,even wit d bowl of water sum can't stil see it.,whil am experiencin it d 2nd tim witin a decade.....use a bowl of water
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Over

Mayday mayday nairalanders do u copy, d sun s nw partial in abj...watch frm a bowl of water .....over

Mayday mayday....nairalanders do u copy,do u copy.,nw reportin frm kubwa,abuja,nigeria,west africa,planet earth, sitin on a transformer,nw d eclipse has initiated..over

1:55pm stil no eclipse in abj......bt d sun s actualy lukin friendly

Reportin live on d top f my tree in kubwa Abuja at exactly 1:05pm no sign of --------

Michael_park: D smallest amount of bottle water is Wazo (50naira). So i shld b drink bottle water everytym, u knw how much go b in a months?

Nna dats blood money ioiioo

I tink d last tim I witnesd dat occurenc I was in d junior sec.....we viewd tru a bowl of water

wilyparker: in dis area maintenance is nt d problem dis boys afta making much money they wil no longer wrk hard they wil start aving 2 much sex y wont they fadeout?... N in futball u mst always kip d fire burning dats d problem wit africa

Y do u pple always blame it on sex........leav sex alone abeg

Am I stil here?,,,,,,,hw dd I get here

I luv snakes....watch NATGEO wild ad u wil av anoda orientation abt snakes
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Nt jst al abt witches ad wizards.........dis s definitly 1 of d most beautifl snakes av eva seen......,

:Dis boiz ar wizards

degurl: Shave!!! Do not grow hairs down there. Always keep a hair free Punanii because the hairs will trap sweats, discharge, bacteria and dirt. Imagine the combination of all these on one person. Why won't your kitten smell.
Washing with mild soap and water alone is enough to stay clean and fresh. Douching is harmful to the kitten in that it will destroy all the normal bacteria flora and cause an balance in the pH of the kitten thereby giving all kinds of bacteria and fungi a good environment to thrive, multiply and make life very uncomfortable for you.

Bacteria vaginosis is the most common.

In addition, always shave the hair around the anus. Those hairs traps poo and the smell most times extends to the kitten.

Pls aunty....hw do I shave the hair around d anus cus av got 3 much hair dr....d last time I used cutlass I injured my uncle johhny

But cum oooo....u ar here protestin on tecno, iphon bbm ........while d producers ar makin more phones ad money....y nt try mak sumtin/produc sumtin, nt sit ad criticiz oda products.............blackberry whiteberry....do sumtin wit ur heads

SuyaEater: So many ediots on here that are so uneducation and can't read.

Nigeria home based players vs Jordan senior team

The Nigeria senior team plays Italy on the 19th of Nov in London.

What is there not to understand

Pls sir is it uneducation or uneducated

I luk at my self only at midnight rangin frm 12am-3am

If u av nt seen 1,cum 2 my houz.....paintd black and red

2 hell wit ur celebs.....its beta 2 embezzl,rig, ad go unclad dan 2 av a gay pastor, or 2 b a gay.
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Dnt complicate issues jst bcus I want 2 b lik sum1els

36STATES: My instict is always to accept whatever majority of Nigerians oppose and reject whatever they accept. You don't need a rocket scientist to prove to you that Nigeria doesn't move with the rest of the civilized world. I am sure the rest of the civilized world laughed at our delegation for their infantile arguement for declaring war on gays while the whole country is in darkness because of lack of electricity which Ghana have been enjoying non stop for the past 12 years. It is through issues like these that one begins to realise the level of rot in our educational system and the damage it has wrought. This country called Nigeria is inhabited by the lowest form of human life, you see it by the level of greed and corruption accross the nation. I bet you, it is only in Nigeria and few medeaval countries like Agfanistan, Pakistan, Yemen etc, that 92% of the population will be against homosexual reletionship.

Do u cal homosexualityyyy civilizatn,if dats t let's remain in d past as u av said,..bt trust me u ar gay ad sick

wman: Funny how so many would love watching lesbians perform in por.n films & enjoy threes.omes with 2 girls involved yet they say they are anti-gay.
So many have watched Pirates & have other por.n movies with girl to girl acts on their phones & computers yet dem dey claim anti-gay.

Yes same sex marriage should be prohibited but anyone should feel free to sleep with whom he likes in his private room.

I'm not gay not do I support it but I feel what two consenting adults do with their d.ick & asse.s in their private room is no ones business but theirs.

But I'm against accepting it publicly & joining them under the holy matrimony called marriage.

The 15 years jail term is wrong. 2 guys/girls wishes to do it & its no ones business.

I think everyone should have a right to a private life regardless of what others think so far his/her private life affects no other person negatively & he/she is willing to bear the consequence of such.

#nohomo.

Dude u ar definatly a gay.....u can't b dr nor here.....u ar 1 of d most confusd individuals here