₦airaland Forum

soberdrunk:
Some Nigerians are "desperately" addicted to MMM, there is nothing you can tell or show them to change their mind until they eventually loose their money before the reality of the ponzi scheme will dawn on them...............

all i can say is dat,MMM is the key to financial freedom because dey are far better than all the financial institutions we have in this country and i have benefited from wit my pals big time,long life mmm,togeda we change the world

ladyF:
Cc: Agarawu23

Someone somewhere has invested his life savings and maybe some borrowed funds hoping for a massive cash out of 30% in 1 month. The die hard MMM fanatics in our country would attack me now.

Why would someone come and promise me a profit of 30% monthly just because I "provided help". If only the MMM participants will recite my last sentence slowly and see if it makes sense. If you tell me you use it to trade forex/binary or tell me how you're connected with a cabal that sells paid matches, I can see reason. But providing help kwa?

See what greed can cause. I dont feel pity for them at all!.

be it greed or greediness,am into mmm and i dont tink i can quit because MMM pays than all our financial institutions

awon iya ni ye

#Now that Pogba has scored. What's the news of the week

MACMOUNTAIN:
NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

Your Time Starts Now!!!

your write up is as foolish as you are...in one sentence, what is the essence of all you have used your precious time to write?

mine is coming soon

yes, if am mad

Kenny4lyfe:
Ok

hmmmm,you can lie?

maybe she jst finish exams

she will be the next president like that of US president in 24 hours season 8(Jack Bauer will protect her)

PDP and Basket Mouth are like Bread and Butter

i will make it by God's grace...your LIKES if you wanna make it like him

Femiwilli:
NAIRALAND MODS AND THEIR ANTI-CHRISTIAN AGENDA

Many many muslims have turned to Jesus from Islam.

yet it never makes the headlines on Nairaland.

People turn to Jesus because Jesus is able to do what neither allah nor his dead prophet mohammed can do.

We all know that Jesus raises the dead and heals as the bible say's

Matthew 15:
29] And Jesus departed from thence, and came nigh unto the sea of Galilee; and went up into a mountain,
and sat down there.
30] And great multitudes came unto him, having with them those that were lame, blind, dumb, maimed,
and many others, and cast them down at Jesus' feet; and HE HEALED THEM


BECAUSE ALLAH & MOHAMMED CANNOT HEAL; THE BLIND, DEAF & DUMB ARE HATED

SURA 8:22
Lo! the worst of beasts in Allah's sight are the deaf, the dumb,

SURA 2:17-18
Allah taketh away their light and leaveth them in darkness, where they cannot see, Deaf, dumb and blind.


So please tell me why you should leave Jesus that heals & is alive to follow mohammed that is dead and cannot heal?
This muslim man found out for himself that allah could not heal him so he went to Jesus that heals.
THAT IS POWER



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg8tFGx4CKs

i see you as an idiot who doesnt know any thing,u dnt even knw ir so called Jesus,please who is Jesus,a man,prophet,servant or God?

the girl is cool

junketer:
If only this woman can go to america and come back i will personal sue fayose and hire 20 SANS to represent. Woman just go to america. How difficult is that for you? Wetin dey worry buhari and his wife sef? Bring certificate, you carry SANS come. Go to america and come back you dey go court. Ha

if 10 people say u av committed an offense and dey say individually u shld travel to 10 different countries to proof ur innocence, will u be travelling to prove dem...let us reason like human beings and not animals please

twins for me

Are you alk writing in TONGUE?

none of the above

Can i ever join dis protest?
yes i can,if am given monies
without monies,any youth that joins dis protest is a BASTARD

nokia 3310

d babe is pretty

aaronson:
Well, As much as I hate the Nigeria music industry and the artistes. Olamide tends to be worst in limelight because he gained popularity off indigenous language and models of Nigeria interactions such as slangs, salutations, Nigeria street appeal, Apparel, photo Pose, Flows and flowery, Misongynistic potray of women and the likes.

So why isn't he recognized internationally.

Reason is those indigenous factors aforementioned is difficult for the international community to understand but it makes sense to Nigerian, Not just any Nigerian but the gullible and half baked educated once, the street hustlers, touts, loosed girls and club house.

As a 21st century man who relies on his brain for responsible living, Olamide is a bad influence to me and youngsters looking up to him. Wizkid and Davido are also bad influences but the difference is they use understandable pidgin/English and mostly sing about love to women , club and burning money but in English so the international community easily understands what they saying.

Warning- To you parents who dream of raising the Einstein, Tesla or Bill Gates of tomorrow then Wizkid, Davido & Olamide are all bad influence to your children.

anoda werey has spoken

Na gender equality cause am...no respect for husband

ednut1:
how do bloggers sleep at night with thier lies. some of d pix are from ghana, lagos mainland and last year. nonsense. dat toilet pic is so fake. island flood water is ash in colour. u can also see yellow danfo. island buses are white or white and green. nonsense. there is a pic from VGC there too dat happened last year

whether last year,late last year or even last last year...it shall happen in dos areas...i sory for dem oooo

only a well trained,responsible lady will agree to what the Olori said but awon omo WOBE WOBE would want to be equal with their FATHER self....useless ones....Mtchewwwwwwwww

trumpclinton:
congratulations to them. The real religion of peace is Christianity. Just imagine if the headline was " 10 Muslims convert to Christianity in Kano" They will enter the streets and start killing and burning churches.

you christians worship prophet cos Jesus was a prophet,check ur Bible

Smartanthony:
may Jesus grant them his infinity forgiveness if true.cos i they percieve lie

plz who is Jesus,is he God?
someone said Allah (God) shld grant them forgiveness you are saying Jesus,who is d most Superior

flavour my son,his daughters my daughters

is dis a news

[quote author=datola post=46435390]I just wonder if there is more to the wearing of the so called hijab copied from Arabian countries.

Meanwhile, CAN should act in a biblical manner so as not to be seen as playing an eye for an eye game.[/quot

mary d mother of jesus wore hijab...likewise all the females then...go and watch all those film

if dem no bomb all those places dey mentioned,IT SHALL NOT BE WELL WITH THEM AND THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY