₦airaland Forum

customized13: you shouldn't announce it mofo, just prepare a platform to receive your brothers in trucks full of cats and bags of garri ijebu in ore.

There will be no need transporting Yorubers from the east. The south will still remains as one.

Just leave our Arewa alone.

collynzo2: Little wonder you have taken the coward's way out instead of standing up to my challenge.
Impostor!

Whatever. Just come and pack your brothers from our region.

waternogetenemy: #Nobody is calling anybody, be the superman u say u are and let us get this shit started. Kill dem all!

Abeg get lost from my sight. I just learnt u v got generator fumes in you brain.

customized13: I thought you said you will send them back yourself, are you scared of how much it will cost you? All we can do here is to share kulikuli to the abokis and garri ijebu to the yorubas and load them in a compacted trailer back home

That's the essence of an ultimatum you dolt.
You guys have been calling for seperation of this country. We have given you the chance to go, why do we need to force you?

We ll gladly send them along with truck loads of donkeys as parting gift.

collynzo2: Yoruba impostor, what part of the north are you from?
Let us start from there.
Even Google cannot save you!

I'm Awolowo's first son. Are you happy now?

customized13: confirm, this guy is a yoruba he-goat. Am just letting them know we also have guns and swords here, and say me hi to all your cat eating yoruba brethren

What is this donkey saying? Just call your donkey eating brothers back home and let's divide this country peacefully.

collynzo2: Yoruba impostor, what part of the north are you from?

Don't provoke me this morning

customized13: I don't know what this arewafederation guy is feeling like, it will not be well with you if you don't kill igbos, just be rest assured that we will get back to you guys in thousand folds.

No Ibo will be killed. We rather send them back to go kill themselves in the east.

collynzo2: Then you are not ready for your Arewa republic yet.
Yoruba impostor.

Don't ever call me Yoruba impostor again.

collynzo2: No, it will be better if you force them out.

No no no. We don't want a repeat of 1966 pogrom. Let them leave voluntarily.

Willy1willy: @arewafederation,
I'm for anything that will bring the end of Nigeria.
100% in support of AREWA REPUBLIC

Start by telling your brothers to leave our Arewa immediately.

customized13: we gat your brothers flooding here with loads of trailers, as you do over there, we will get as much northerners down here

Don't be scared. Nothing will be done to harm your donkey eating brothers in the north. Harming them will only bring relief to those few Ibos in east. Every ibo soul will be packed, bundled like herds of donkeys and repatriated let's see if there would be space to accomodate them.
Over population go kill an already ravaged region.

kentozybee: who wanted u black goats in our country before, u migrated from niger nd countries like Sudan, Chad we no resemble at all to split Na im beta nd come carry all ur almajiris comot here oo

I'm presesntly in Sabon Gari, Kano taking a survey on the inyamiris who can't survive in the east unfortunately, they have no choice but to return to their cursed lands. I just de ity some of them.

Icudkill: Such a FOOL..
wat du u stand to gain from arewa republic.
is it not thesame buhari and ibb, who contributed in plummeting this country into this unending spiral of chaos with their cohorts, that'll still take up the reigns of power in your so called arewa republic.
wat wud be your source of revenue?
hw wud the populace fare, wit d gargantuan level of unemployment in that region?
hw would you go about international trade.
poverty and illiteracy in nigeria, are concentrated and maximal in the north..
almajiris roam evrywer, aboki's are touts in evry city, the state of infrastructure in the north is nothing to write home about...
yet u come here to rant about an arewa republic, because d igbo's are agitating for an independent country also..
granting the north independence would be the final piece left of the puzzle left to transform it into its impending fate of becoming a BARREN WASTELAND!!!

BLOODY IGNORAMUSES

How Arewa Republic survives is none of your effin business. Just send plenty Luxirious buses to come and pack thousands of your inyamiri brothers in the north who have had the previledge to survive in the north.

Onlinebizexpert: did obama go to osama's house to capture him?

did george bush go to the cave where sadaam husseini was captured?

did the president of sudan capture the nyanya bomblast mastermind himself?

if the answer to the above QUESTIONS is NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


then anybody saying GEJ should enter sambisa is simply an uneducated, sentimental bigot who is more interested in the game of charcter assasination than in the interest of NIGERIA as a country.


NONSENSE........if e vex u 2015 sell your papa land, property,wife and children and contest for the presidential post


NOTE am not in PDP or APC

You are comparing American presidents not visiting another continent with cowardly Jones who can't visit a town in his own country?
This your logic get as e be. Help me give yourself a dirty slap.

waternogetenemy: Aboki are becoming all talk and no action. We will do this? We will do that? If u don't have eyes,u will think everybody in the country where disable and helpless.

Aboki are the helpless and disables in Nigeria. Right in my village compound, one of u sleep in my gate house and i pay him monthly. Right across igboland u will find Abokis gainfully employed at the gates.

The Hausa in Igboland are far more than igbo in North. Pls, try any nonsense, let me chop that mofo at my gate head off.

Everything that has a begining has an end and Nigeria end is now. Let us get it started. If u don't carry out ur threat nobody will ever take u seriously again and i won't even comment on such thread.

GEJ or no GEJ, a Northerner as President has become unacceptable to Sotherners.

Dude, it seems you are one of those in a village secondary school with a phone and internet connection in the east. Your comment shows the dept of your exposure.
You are verrrry shallow. Stop making comments and just observe.

The youths of Northern Nigeria are not like the louth mouthed chest beaters of Biafra. When we speak, we act. The only obstacle standing in our way are our elders who wouldn't want us the alienate and repatriate the Emekas,Nkechis who have no other place to go.
Nigeria has outlived its usefulness and should be celebrated for surviving to this moment but time has come for us to divide and go our seperate ways. Let's all join hand to deamalgamate and return to the state in which Lord Luggard found us. Nigeria must divide into two. No more no less.
Join me in the actualisation of AREWA REPUBLIC

Eldavido1: let's keep our fingers cross...!!!

I wonder after so much denigrating of northerners by Jonathan's camp, you folks still count on our votes? I will be disappointed if Jonathan gets 10% of votes in any state in the north. Religion may not play out well for Jona this time around.

Eldavido1: Don't be too sure. Cause I see him getting substantial votes from places such as southern kaduna, southern Gombe, southern kebbi and Niger and northern Christian dominated areas.

Time shall tell.

bloodykiller: then it will be pleasure to kill him

Oya, get inside your cage as soon as you are through.

Eldavido1: This is 2011 voting pattern and I don't see a change happening in 2015. He lost the core north but that didn't stop him from wining.

He lost the core north by a slight margin, getting over 40% votes in some core northern states which is a huge number. That won't happen again in 2015.

bloodykiller: vulture like you

"Village goat" your dusa is ready, come and eat.

Nobleval: Do you think am bothered? Calling me a "village goat" doesn't make me one..so entspannen ..

Ok.

experimentist:

Give am water,I dey come mek arrange sumtin inside..

Abeg do quick. Bring another rope. The goat too stubborn.

bloodykiller: cool

This "village goat", your dusa don finish?

faggins: not 2 late 4 him bro,maybe he should just modify his post abi.lemme c somebody shout GEJ till .GEJ Loyalist are the same as their clueless oga..

Other muppets shouting GEJ till their early graves will soon flood this thread to defend their master. Well, I think its too late for that village goat. The damage has been done. LMAO!

experimentist: very extra stubborn goats I tell you.. 2 detected, abeg bring me 2 thick ropes with I bag of dusa..

This guy is a clown

Nobleval: two janjaweedians discussing *quietly leaves*

Must you comment? See as you make the op call you "village goat" and another de refer to you as "useful idiota". . Next time you will learn to mind your business.

@op, you wicked oooo!

gratiaeo: Who take aboki serious this days? They are all f000ls

What about the old useless idiots called Ndigbo who go about in wrappers begging for brown envelops in Aso rock?

savcy: 10 Top Things Nigerians Now Accept as
Normal
Here are ten things I have identified as top
abnormalities Nigerians now just surrender to
or even accept as normal.
1. Electricity: Gradually, Nigerians now have
accepted that it is normal not to have or
expect electricity. So when the Power Ministry
under Professor Chinedu Nebo, recently
announced a drop of 2000 megawatts from
the existing 4000 megawatts, no Nigerian
even commented. Also, when the power
authorities speak of strikes, everyone looks
away, uncaring.
That is the new way. In my nick of the wood
in Abuja, we even have a time table for light.
There are off days as every part has its own
“light day”. You plan your schedules in strict
adherence to this time table. The other day,
we had two days of uninterrupted power
supply. My law-abiding neighbours became
worried and collectively went to report the
“anomaly” to NEPA (Nigerians still calls it
that in spite of all the name change).
2. Bad Roads: What you do about bad roads
is not to complain. The skill you must get is
how to navigate the craters and gutters in a
way to save your tyres the ordeal. Since one
big man spent a whopping 300 billion naira
on roads without any visible change,
Nigerians have resigned to fate, accepting
their lot on the road of life (no pun intended).
3. Electoral rigging: That elections are going
to be rigged is not the issue. You knew it was
going to happen as sure as the sun sets in
the East. What you don’t know is the latest
methods. Rigging are now even transparent,
free and fair. You knew the poll was rigged
but exactly how, you haven’t the faintest
idea. At the end, you accept the result as the
people’s wish. May be the new system is to
allow the people do the rigging themselves.
Self-reliant rigging!
4. Corruption: Poor EFCC! They now pick
every soft target they can find; quickly post
their photos on the internet- just to keep the
façade of waging a war against corruption.
And they indeed are waging a war against
petty thieves, leaving out the shot-callers and
the well connected rogues who even run the
anti-graft agencies.
Yes, folks. The monster is waxing strong and
many now only appease it with platitudes.
This is the one that may never go away
because it has become a duly registered
conglomerate in its own right. What you do is
try to see how much of it doesn’t affect you
but it is everywhere you turn. Deal with it.
5. Killer Convoys: You already know about
that. What you don’t know is the madness of
it all and why the big men choose to risk their
lives and that of others in this manner. First,
the convoys are a way of saying “look, we are
different from you”. Then, it is the ultimate
sign that you had arrived.
I know a certain speaker (House of
Assembly) who upon getting sworn in, called
his aides aside and said “Please, ensure the
sirens are the loudest in this state”. He
wasn’t satisfied even with his aides’
reassurances. One day, he actually
“supervised” the compliance by lowering his
window to listen to the sweet sound of power.
Only in Nigeria!
6. Lack of cash: Welcome to the era of
cashlessness. I laughed when I first heard of
the CBN inspired cashless policy. If you
asked me, Nigerians did not even notice the
fact that the policy officially took off on July
1, 2014. Why? Nigerians have been living
without cash since the start of the current
dispensation. The skills we have learnt as a
people is how to have enough cash to keep
you alive till the next money enters your
hand.
How more cashless can an already listless,
struggling people get? By the way, a certain
supermarket I went the other day pretending
to be operating the cashless stuff had
difficulty with the machine. The batteries ran
down and there was no light to power the
damn device. The hapless customer just
gave cash – good old cash – and left.
7. Violence: The other day, Miss Malala came
to town. A foreign news medium said she was
risking her life by coming to Nigeria as if it
was here she was first shot at. But that is
new reality! Our country is now in the same
category as Somalia, Syria and the other
demonised nations of the world.
With thousands getting killed each week,
Nigerians are now insensitive. An editor told
me the other day that he was tired of all the
stories of killings and abduction going on in
Borno State. And he wasn’t being callous. He
was merely accepting the new norm – the
fact that a bomb blast now sounds like the
knockouts we like throwing around at xmas
when we were innocent.
8. Defection: Politicians now move around the
political parties like some girls looking for
where to shop for the latest Brazillian hair.
There was a time when to defect from a party
was the ultimate decision by a politician. It
would make headlines. But now, you just
yawn when you hear of it.
9. Strikes: Strikes have become a comedy
out here. In some climes, strikes are the
biggest of crisis. But now, unions just get
together to have fun – threatening and then
backtracking! Industrial actions don’t have
any value anymore. They are actions without
a corresponding action from the authority
that has learnt that after a while, the strikers
would get tired and seek any kind of
settlement.
Let’s strike out the strikes, please!
10. Skewed court judgments: No one even
expect justice from the courts anymore. You
only went there because you were either
dragged there against your wish or that you
went because you didn’t know where else to
turn to. At the end, you are disappointed by
the quality of justice dispensed, even if it was
in your favour.

11. Ordinary stealing

C0llynzO2: The idîot is a Yoruba man through and through.

You are soooooo Yorubaphobic.
Anyone that taunts you is now Yoruber?

osinachukwu: and am I a female

Are you confused about your gender?