Gucciblog:
Lol the senate president is wearing the Jagban logo cap and you expect him to be independent of the president 😂😂. The internet is apparently on frenzy over the cap.



https://twitter.com/Senator_Akpabio/status/1681609519036612608?t=KKORs6xwx4_0ES3sMYvA_Q&s=19

Aklabio is such a low self esteem man, who is so ashamed to even identifies with his origin and cultural attire🖕
I'm yet to see Akpabio dress in his typical Aññañg attire ever since he became SP but he is so shamefully proud to be dressing either, as a Fulani man, Yoruba and the likes.
Suffering from inferiority complex syndrome just like every avarage Akwa Ibom person.
One reason I love & respect characters such as the distinguish former DSP Ike Ekweremadu when it comes to projecting his culture and origin in the way he dressed at the NASS.

Why are majority of Nigerians choose to be incurably stupid and daft?
Did that corn-artist a. k. a. buhari find the Chibock School girls & the Dapchi girls they kidnapped for political propaganda before leaving Aso Rock, after his disastrous 8years of misrule & crass incompetence?
Nigerians still remains the most gullible, docile, easily deceived, emotional & highly sentimental humans you can find on the face of the Earth.

Happy birthday my real President🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🍹🍹🍹🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

Lumi23:
Nothing to fix just buy and drive .Going for 3.5m
Call/ WhatsApp : 07049033789

Dey play🤓 like say una no hear say fuel cost for naija
Una still dey high naija used car prices
Abi pesin go just come buy am go pack am for compound, just to dey answer car owner.
V6 engine for dat mata

xpensiv:
I have a 2005 Toyota Corolla for sale

It’s Tokunbo, duty paid.
Haven’t washed it or done anything. It works well!
Location is Lekki phase 1
The rim covers are in the boot.

Price is 3.6m

Pls call 08036169416

3.6m for naija used car?
Una still dey call big prices for cars in naija🤓
Una no hear say so many people are selling their cars now sake of say fuel cost.

helinues:
For more jokes, sms OBIDIENTS to 419

See dem
JSMH🙄

Zxcvbnmghtr:


Lol you really must be very poor, hungry and angry.

No no no! Not as poverty-ridden & frustrated as your miserable father🤓🤓

Bolawhitedust:



Are you normal?

Yes, but I doubt if you are?
From your Monika I can see that you're even a whitedust sniffing misfit🖕

Zxcvbnmghtr:


Poverty lol

Poverty is all you crave for & poverty you shall get all the days of your life on Earth.
I cursed the very day you were born.
You shall live to regret ever using that word poverty.
From this day henceforth your life, days and everything about you shall be pain & an untold hardship, nothing good shall ever comes to you.

Bolawhitedust:
By Dayo Johnson, Akure

A pastor, Friday Okeneji, 29, has been sentenced to two years imprisonment by an Akure Magistrate’s Court for breaking into a shop, where he stole some chemical substances worth N130,000.


Okeneji, the presiding pastor of a church in Iwaro Oka Akoko, Ondo State, was said to have committed the offences on July 2, 2023, at Iwaro Oka Akoko.

The convict, who pleaded guilty to the two-count charge read to him, confessed that he committed the offence to survive.
He told the court that he had no means of livelihood, hence he was forced to commit the offence.
According to him, “I had to pay N150,000 for my mother’s burial coming up in August and I have no means of getting the money.”

The trial magistrate, Damilola Sekoni, in her verdict, said Okeneji was convicted on a two-count charge, adding that the prison term will run concurrently with an option of N100,000 fine.

She enjoined the convict to turn a new leaf and live a righteous life, henceforth. She urged the convict to imbibe true Christian attributes of hard-work and be prayerful as stated in the scriptures.

My bro you are free to do anything to aid your survival. I can't blame you
Even the God you claim to serve is fake and none existent.

OperationalVehi:


ok so why is the lord not good over the countries you mentioned (Pakistan, Iraq or Somalia )

Ask him again?
All these so called religious attendees are nothing but hypocrites.
They are free to hold on to their none existing myth for all I ever will care.
What's happening in Pakistan, Iraq & Somalia that is not happening in Nigeria
The misplaced & the misguided believe in God and in it existent by his blindfolded adherants is nothing other than mysticism
What other name does killings has
If people are being killed in Pakistan, Iraq & in Somalia whether as a result of full blown war and same killings is going on daily in Nigeria, so what inference are the religious fanatics trying to draw?
Maybe untill any of their close relatives is kill, then they will have a rethink

There is no imaginary "Hell" or "Hell Fire" anywhere after death, except the real Hell (Nigeria) if you're a Nigerian or living in Nigeria.
I can say with all finality that, there is no God and that if he does exist, then he must be very weak and a coward.
How can God who claims to be just and righteous exist, while evil men and bad people are waxing strong, they lives their normal life & died at a good old age.
How can there be God, while a Country such as Nigeria still remains in the face of the Earth
If God does, for any dint of imaginations exist, he must be very wicked, carefree, unconscious, frail, timid & unjust God.

GeneralDae:

Tinubu struggled in his early days in America.

This is a long read on Tinubu's early days.
Long but worth it.

https://thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2021/03/29/tinubu-at-69-his-life-story-from-rugged-early-period-escape-to-exile-others/

As to your second assertion, if in the court the person can prove he was merely given the bag to hold, why should the person be convicted or pronounced guilty?

I'm not against the person in the eyes of the storm. As a matter of facts, I lost faith in the political leadership of this Country a very long time ago. But we must learn to call a spade by what it is.
Now, in response to your querry on my second assertion, how do you prove your innocence when for instance, you're accused of wrongdoing? Is it by doing an acts which, in itself appears more suggestive of your implied admittance of the alleged wrongdoing
Asumming you were driving in your car and you drove into a petrol station to upment your tank, and while you were at the station to buy fuel for the car, someone came out and demanded that you hand him the keys of the car that the car belongs to him, will you hand the person your car keys as a way of proving your innocence that the car is yours and that you didn't steal it
Or will you, assuming you had bought that your car with 5 million Naira, now say okay, you will forfeit 2 million Naira for instance, to that person laying claim to your as a way of proving your innocence over the allegation of car theft

princejohnard:
A CASE SCENARIO

Mr. T just move to chanchanga from Lugbe to start life after rounding up his YOUTH SERVICE at Niger Water board. Mr. T got employed by a local rice mill in the neighborhood.

Due to the high house rent in Chanchanga, Mr T opted to squat with a family friend, Mr. K.

One day Mr.K brought some large amount of money home and asked Mr T to HELP him KEEP IT at it was a well known fact that Mr T is good with money. As a form of favour returned, Mr T collected the money with probing Mr k about the SOURCE of the money.

Few months later, Mr K was ARRESTED for robbery, and charged to court during the investigation by the Minna City Police, it was discovered that some of the PROCEED of Mr K crime is with Mr. T .

Note; Mr. K NEVER mentioned Mr. T as part of his robbery gang and the money the police met in Mr T account is MORE than the suspected CRIME PROCEED.

Throughout the investigation, Mr T was never linked as member of Mr K robbery gang.

Though Mr K NEVER admitted the amount he gave Mr T.

Mr T account was frozen.

During phone investigation with Mr. T admitted SOME PART of the money in his account belong to Mr K .

After a long court case, Mr. T account was unfrozen and the SUSPECTED CRIME PROCEED amount was withheld by the Niger State government.


Please ;

Is Mr T a thief ?

Does the WITHHELD money by the Niger State government from Mr. T account make Mr T a criminal?

If Mr T is indicted how come his company didn't SUSPEND or TERMINATED his employment ?



If you can answer these questions TRUTHFULLY, then you have your ANSWER to whether Tinubu is a criminal or not.

ENOUGH OF ALL THESE POLITICAL WAHALA....

MAY NIGERIA be great!!

Mr. Man, first and foremost, your analogy is empty as same is bereft of any modicum of logical empiricism.
Nevertheless, you have admitted that the person you are trying so hard to defend was a squatter, which is contrary to earlier proposition that, he was so rich and as such, could not afford to have quartted with anyone while in the US when this issue came up at the early stage. I remember Festus Keyamo once said, he was merely sharing apartment with suspected drug maffias.
Nevertheless, answer this question, going by your postulations, assuming your friend or any known person to you, hands his or her bag to you to hold, maybe at the Airport to hold for him, that he want to ease his or herself, and while you are still in possession of the said bag, a security personal at the place for whatever reasons demanded to search that bag in your possession and in the event of such search, found out that there were stolen items in the bag you were asked to hold by your friend. Will you be accused of being in possession of stolen items or you will be adjudged innocent Bearing in mind the legal presumption of stolen items being in the possession of someone after the stealing incident.

Confirmedzombie:


Was Tinubu convicted. Answer Yes or No.

This is not a long story.

Obedients looking for something to console themselves.

Obi has no case in court

Have you heard of "Plea Bargain" in criminal trials before? If you have, you wouldn't be here asking whether he was convicted, sentence and all what not.
By the way, is forfeiture, in narcotic related allegations civil
I don't know how some of you reason🙄

Michael547:
Grab this firstbody untampered engine and gear Toyota camry that has been used for only 8 months for just 3.450m in ibadan
Everything working fine

Na where pesin go see #550 take buy fuel to the use am dey run the car?
Una still dey sell naija used cars up to 2milla & above? Wey alot of civil servants dey look for who go help dem buy their cars at cheaper rates🤓
One of my neighbour dey find who ready to pay 850k for im 2006 model Toyota Corolla wey clean like Cway water🤣

I knew it was actually going to be a near impossible for "Eye Neck" to defend the sham, heist, charade and the outright shame of a Nation, the Commission superintended in February 25th 2023. Little wonder, it witnesses are now running away from the Court😏😏
You were the one that asked people who are displease to go to Court, and now, you are ask to come and defend the process you conducted and you are running away🖕🖕🖕

jmoore:
Joe Igbokwe Laments on high cost of petrol, he posted on his facebook page

Mr. Stop complaining just locate the nearest APC petrol station, there you'll get fuel at affordable & cheaper rate.
🖕

Is Nairaland an anti democratic platform
Why do the mods keep banning participants for airing views that they (mods) considers to be at variance with their opinions
If people can not air their views freely without placing unnecessary ban on them from commenting further, why open this skewed platform
Everybody can not be saying what you only wish to hear alright!
You allow very detastable posts in as much such post are against your enemies, more especially if it carries negative informations about Peter Obi, LP & it's supporters. Will always allow people deriled his person and talk ills of him.
Everybody can not like what una like!
Everybody can't be your tribe's man, a Muslim and even a Christian like you!!
Not all should be supporters of the Party you like!!!
Make una stop this negative conducts🙄
Cc: Seun
Mynd44 that specializes in taking down/ closing threads/posts that he feels does not praise his paymasters
If you like ban me after now, all I know is that I have pass my message.

And where is the Tiger & Lion IGP😏

Somebody is already gearing up for contract award, I hope if he doesn't get any, prophesy will not change🤣🤣🤣

Olachase:
No be new thing na our culture ❤️❤️

May God bless the Yorubas anywhere they are 🤲 🤲

Which culture?
Pretentious culture of fake respect

Lexus with a Toyota steering wheel & Dashboard
Enough hand don touch this one

Still waiting to read the first comment attacking Alhaji Atiku Abubakar over his response to Bola Ahmed Tinubu's PO to his petition.
If is was from one man called Obi now, you can imagine what the attack comments would have been by now

Still waiting to hear from the CAS

Ibrahimcoomasie:

Dr Felabrity.

Even if this is not Photoshop, Buhari that was more sickly is now completing his 2nd term.

I am guessing this picture is one of the tools to be presented by obidients in court.

What is Photoshop
Even a thing as visible as crystal.
Photoshop must means something else to your kind🤓

Frekim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVpvjf_E_VQ

Watch as ASIWAJU BOLA TINUBU Blows Kiss to supporters.
God bless Nigeria
God bless ASIWAJU BOLA TINUBU.

His handlers should have allowed this man to fully recovered before hurrying him back to the Country.
What is that drip string on his right hand doing there
May 29th is still more than a month from today, a period reasonable enough to allow him get his health fully on track. His handlers ought to know his health is far bigger & greater than any political office.
I wish him all the best🙏🙏🙏

Like say una no no say bandit get owner☠️☠️☠️🥃🥃

That kain daring is akin to expecting to see a virgin in brothel🤸🤸🤸

They never built anything close to these, na im we dey see buildings
collapse upandan 😜 if they dey come try any of this here na city collapse we go dey hear 👽👽👽

Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso is always welcome to the APC family anytime anyday.
In fact Bola Ahmed Tinubu will be so delightful to have him back in the fold
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