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True life story of a Friend, Emmanuel Ekanem.
One day a friend came to the house and be like he wanted to bring another friend to come spend the holidays with us. The friend came and said he was gonna cook beans for us. Now we all agreed and he did the beans cooking.
Before I knew what was happening, I saw about 4 of us hitting our heads on the ground (this was after eating the beans) my own case was very different, little did I know that, what I bargained for was more than what I was going to get that day.
I slept and woke up and started to hear several voices in my head. One says "run" the other says "call the police" the one way taya me pass na one way carry me go balcony come talk for small voice..."jump". What!! Me jump? From 4 storey building
Na em I go parlour go sidon,next thing I see one guy for parlour with me way wear black come do me better shalo! I no know when I no wear shirt, na em I pick race comot from house day rub without stopping. I just day run day go front.
I reach somewhere, next thing I hear na when the voice come again "stop, find baba ibeji," na em I stop ask where baba ibeji day. They showed me, na em I run go there meet am, next thing way comot from my mouth na "blow me for chest". Na so baba ibeji look me say (yoruba tone) "get out of ma way o jare,omo Oloriburuku, abi aiye n tele ni. " I stand there, the next thing I see na who carry cutlass, na so I pick race again. The run come pass normal na so I run go one place the voice come again "enter this compound and go upstairs"... like spiderman na so I go upstairs I see one woman there, next thing way fly out of my mouth na "O baby I loff u...." Jehovah, the slap way follow me that day I no know when I carry run go downstairs, I run comot go meet one mallam inside his shop. Na em the voice come again "shout for mallam...." before em don complete finish I see as my hand go up day warn mallam seriously... like say the man owe me money... ewo, Aboki provoke, na em the man draw dagger out, next thing way I hear na " Aikin Banza..." the remaining ones I no bother na so I just day run day go.
I go somewhere, very tired and hungry I don run pass ben Johnson. Na em the voice come again "enter this compound..." I start to shout for myself... "kini,what is it for Gods sake..." na em one man hear when I day ginger na em he come near me, see say na only me day ginger for myself, next thing I see na when the man carry cane come near me..... "idioti...." Kai na so the cane touch me, to God e be me like say na electric touch me... the run no stop o... Na so I just day run day go.
I got to somewhere, na em the voice come again, "go take shirt and trouser..." O boy, as I look left, look right I no see nobody, na so I say make I do ninja, next thing na em I hear one small baby voice beside me... "maami,e wa wo uncle afolabi...." afolabi bi ti bu o. who be afolabi? Before I know wetin day happen, like 7 men don gather me, with different kind of chain and electric gun ... I think say na joke o, until them start to shock me one by one , wetin fly out from my mouth na... "please help! I'm an American...." for where them gimme injection for neck. Na em I calm down.

I woke up in the hospital only for me to see me bound in chains. I told them my name is not Afolabi, na em the nurse vex, chook me wetin she chook me, my life nearly minus 4 years instantly!

This thing u day see so, na wetin igbo and shisha day cause. For that my friend if I comot here, e no go funny at all.

Women have suffered. So na this kain animal go day rape women sef... way e never baff. only the smell of the boxers sef go pursue the bae.

Why didn't they kill him sef. Ara 72 virgins n'agba ya, Nkita ara.

oshyno:
Watch how chicks- I mean better chick will be dying for d guy's attention. Nobe naija again.

They will be teling their frnds d guy get sawg.

No be all of us na. Some of us.... Shebi u say all of us get fish brain.

Mbaise Weed at its best

MorrowCaligari:
Okay


Incase you're wondering I didn't read any of the rat sh.it you wrote up there.

Lol. His royal Incorrigibleness...

MorrowCaligari:
Okay.


Incase you're wondering I didn't actually read whatever you wrote up there.

And like who cares if you did? Others did read it and are reading it. Your claims are not in anyway making sense to anyone here, so just in case you think I care that you read it or not, news Flash baby, I don't care.
Fact is, you cannot say Jesus is a muslim when his name is Jesus Christ? Out of his name Christians came.... or wait are you denying Muhammed now? make we know o

MorrowCaligari:
every prophet is the prophet of islam. Jesus included, but Moses is the only person thats close to filling your description.

Moses is not, will not, cannot, isn't, will never be, the prophet of islam. Jesus is not even near Islam, he doesn't even have an idea that he is close to islam to even start with.

Let me add this. Jesus isn't even a prophet. You know who you call your Isa,but us call him Jesus, the Alpha and Omega, beginning and the end of time, Ancient of Days.
Jesus is Lord, King above all Kings anytime any day.

Jesus founded Christianity thru Paul. Islam didn't found Jesus. I obviously sent know what your Quran tells you, but I read somewhere that your Quran recognises Jesus as the Mashih,(messiah) who's coming to fight the Al Dajjal (Anti christ). If Jesus was a prophet, he wouldn't have power to come and fight and redeem me and you in the end of time.

Islam is no where, Come to Jesus and be saved.

bugzbunny:
Mayb we can try

You and who?

Hmmm ihe konji n'eme

Hmmm

Odikwa egwu o

coolexy2:
thank God sumtng like dis hapn to Islam , ve U ever hear or read such a thing upon *********. do you how many Muslims died in he hand of isreal(d origin of xritien? let just be sincere for once...... nd pray for good thing to hapn, nt just too.********** Islam is a Religion of peace...

This is the most insane post I have ever seen.
Go see how many people muslims killed then you would have a rethink of the crap u write. It's now islam is beginning to see for themselves the kind of "god" they worship. And many of you are tired of the bad name it breeds. You may be peaceful, but islam my friend isn't near peace.
I'm very happy islam sees the truth now, and the same truth will take you to heaven. Christians are not your enemies.

Many of them has seen what islam is about, thats why they do all these. The fracas between the Shia and sunni and the Christians is enough to make them act that way.
I'm glad they are seeing islam for what it is. Even in Iraq, yezidi tribe, almost 200,000 of them went to church to fellowship with us Christians.

God is most definitely in control

MorrowCaligari:
You're preaching to the wrong choir.

Peace be unto you, infidel.

Take care. "Fidel"

MorrowCaligari:
http://www.pewforum.org/2015/04/02/religious-projections-2010-2050/

Everyone has seen this. But be reasonable for once, with all avoidable doubts, with the extent of bans on islam in several Nations, do you need a prophet to tell you that something is very wrong somewhere.

If I enlist nations which has banned Islam or the others threatening to, you would be surprised.
No one is happy for loss in islam,but your ISIS brothers chose it so. Funny Prince of Kuwait, a die hard Islam... is now a Christian. Stop living in folly of 2010... this is 2015. Islam isn't the world's fastest growing religion anymore. Read from Wikipedia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_population_growth

And here https://muslimstatistics./2014/11/04/350-million-muslims-are-secretly-living-lives-as-christian-converts/

And question is why? Let me answer you. Read here

"Because of the extreme persecution against Christians taking place all across the Middle East we have decided not to publish the source or details of this data or where this converted populations live in the Islamic world out of consideration for their security and safety. It is our opinion that the mass slaughter of Christians taking place right now is exactly due to the fact that millions of Muslims have converted to Christianity and authorities and Salafis are aware that changes are taking place and trying to put a stop to it."

Brother. Jesus loves you. Stop deceiving yourself. Islam isn't the way.

MorrowCaligari:
Lol! Leave the mo.rons to continue shouting while their religion is dying at an unprecedented rate. To be honest I just come to this section to laugh at these infidels.

It seems the hermaphrodite parisbookaddict has given up, and this clown has taken over. Let's see how long he lasts.




Peace be unto you brother.

I laugh when I see ignorance speaking.
No problem, the prophecy speaks of Islam's rise by compulsion, but the death of islam is also near too. According to bible and Nostradamus,

Read here
http://www.economist.com/news/britain/21650604-small-growing-number-muslims-are-abandoning-their-faith-losing-my-religion

And this
http://www.charismanews.com/world/49909-with-so-many-muslims-finding-christ-could-islam-fall

http://www.lamblion.us/2014/01/the-fall-of-islam-islams-end.html?m=1

Why are you ranting? Relax don't be scared.
Christians will win in this war.

Heil Christianity!

Why do Sunni Muslims say that Shia Muslims are violent when the quest for power and wealth is simply overwhelming.

Just my view.

This morning.

I'm alive, I didn't die, so it helped me.

xreal:
There is always the black sheep in all flocks of sheep.

Oh Yea?

When we shouted at the yorubas not to vote change, they fell deaf ears, now Nigeria is becoming an islamic nation, where every quest for power is centered on the Muslims, not just muslims, Sunni muslims.

Sunni and Shia muslims has been at war since the beginning of days, and what makes you think a hausa sunni muslim would value a yoruba Shia muslim.

Recently, I heard buhari wanted to go on leave, president of a turbulent nation going on leave, ok no problem, other than give it to his vice, he wanted to give mantle to a Sunni Muslim like him, Buratai!

You don't understand what has befallen you people until a rebel group, worse than boko haram comes into this nation, something like ISIS if not careful. Then we begin to live in abject fear. When you wake up in the morning to see headless bodies everywhere,.....

I feel for Nigeria. Islam has no respect to mankind. Ask yourself, as a president of a nation, Jonathan was supposed to have access to Nigerian constitution, why was it denied him? The answer is very simple, it contains facts about Sharia and only if it's overwritten a better nigeria can take place. Sunni Muslims practice sharia to the letter and any shìt they say, is backed by the demonic quran.

Well, Buhari has come to stay, the only way out is to rebel against him, or forcefully join islam, where there won't be freedom of speech, where there won't be free movement. You say a word, and they tie the person to two cars and divide him into two, if you cannot join islam, you pay heavy tax, you cannot do business freely and when you decide to move to another nation as refugees, u be treated as dogs. This fate is what syria, Iraq and other nations suffer today, think about it. Many of you reading this, please think about it.

A religion that doesnt preach peace and practice peace shouldn't be allowed amongst us.

jokolly:
Must you call people names, the world would be a better place if we learn to tolerate
our differences.

Maa salam.

Tolerate yeh? As you do to Shia?

They result to politics now for thier recruitment. They using sharia antics to convert people into Islam. "It's either you become a muslim or no benefits" that's why I earnestly pray for a revolutionary measure of some sort.

I don't know, but it's well. All this stupíd war is strictly against the Christians, like ISIS they promise you paradise, when you go to Iraq and Syria, you find out that you just in a battle front. When you try to go home, they kill the man and if it's a lady, they fúck her to oblivion! Like what kind of stupíd religion is that!?

Do these people have no shame? What kind of god promises paradise and should pass thru punishment? Doesn't make sense to me.

madridguy:
So you have been policing me since ? Good to know now. Peace and stop monitoring my movement on NL.

Pig feeling special.
Day go jo. I no get your time.

MinorityTribe:
By excluding Iran Saudi Arabia made the biggest goof in the world. What an insult, Imagine the chief terrorist sponsor leading a coalition against terrorism, God punish Saudi Arabia!

Iran is Shia.
Saudi is Sunni

Saudi does not have business with a Shia government.

Buhari is Sunni.

So, Sunni goes with sunni not Shia.

This is why we need biafra.

madridguy:
So what is your stress ? Why taking panadol for other man headache ?

Look who's talking.
Lies about everything religion related to islam. I been following your posts on Religion Section, I figured out you don't know exactly anything about your religion. But I'm done talking to you. Who no get sense, no get sense. Just day.

networkgenuis:
Mention one instance, just one, where the Shias attacked or bombed anyone. Why do some of you guys hate them like this? Haba!

As for the quoted statement in bold... #sighs
Are those enough reason to kill them? Who are you to judge?

I have a little knowledge of islam stories. I can tell you what's happening

After the death of Muhammed, they wanted to announce a new caliph. So the rightful caliph was supposed to be Ali, but other caliphs stole the title from him. I think he conquered Persia and made his stronghold persia. And the Shia muslims do not follow what the Sunni teaches. Thus they say Shia are not the same brothers as they are.

This madness they brought in to present day, and is being practised as ancient time stories. Personally the Shia I have seen do not do those as said by the sunni, but the Sunni (religion and politically) always want to rule and thats where they get problems with the Shia.
If you take a closer look at what's happening in Nigeria, you would have an understanding of what I tell you.
That's why They claim Shia are more closer to Christians and at every attack, they kill Christians together with the Shia. Buhari is Sunni, his Fulani Herdsmen are Sunni, so he would keep quiet when they are attacking Shia and extend the killings to Christians. Confused people, confused religion.

It's what the north wished others, thats what is happening to them today.

Well, "72 virgins" await him.... somewhere.... in hell. stupíd boy.

madridguy:
FO.OL LEARN HOW TO CONDUCT YOURSELF IN A PUBLIC FORUM LIKE THIS. YOU'RE NOT A MUSLIM SO STAY CLEAR.

Truth is bitter, but...fúck it, do I care, we gotta spill it.
Islam has a lot of issues. Sometimes I wonder if you people have shame. The world news is centered on you only with the problems you cause. You come here day call me fool. Between both of us, who's stupíd here?

madridguy:
NO TO YOUR QUESTION. BUHARI IS BRINGING BACK DISCIPLINE AND ORDER TO OUR SOCIETY.

WE ARE MUSLIM NOT SHITTE OR SUNNI.

Shut up!

There is discrimination amongst the Muslims that I know. The sunni, the Shia, the Tebliks.

Sunni don't like the Shia. Shia calls the sunni demons. So don't form unity when we know what's going on.

Op, Buhari for what I know is trying to do the same thing Yahyah Jameh did. But I know it won't work for him. I know he already has enemies the Shia, and other crisis befalling him.

It's clear we already know what's going on.

wezzyjasified:
prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings of Almighty be upon him n his household) is not what you mentioned above..prolly you are referring to another person. also I noticed you ve been misguided but its only Almighty God that can guide u rightly. in everything right or wrong thing we do in life, you will always find extremist and ppl that knows the truth but don't follow the truth. my religion Islam is a religion of peace and the only acceptable religion in front of Allah (God).

Like seriously? Islam? Misguided?

Relax let me show you what you don't know about your religion. They show you the peaceful side and when they scream Allahu akhbar! They shed blood.

Now Muhammad, after seeing Angel Jibril, went to preach the gospel to Jews, the Jews didn't accept him, he applied diplomacy,other than ask for the gift of God to speak to the people he applied force, by the sword taking the word to others to win souls for Allah

Read here
http://www.islamreligion.com/articles/513/viewall/muhammad-s-sword/

Judge further by this verse in the quran

Qur'an (2:193) - "And fight them until persecution is no more, and religion be only for Allah.

Even read further
https://carm.org/islam-religion-peace-and-terrorism

If really your Muhammad was against killings as you claim, islam wouldn't kill and praise allah, I see it as madness. You people don't know the reason why the world is afraid of you, your Quran is the reason. That book brought violence into the world. Bible is a book that has old and new testament, but today, we do not follow the old testament laws because of its barbaric nature. Islam, bent on politics and religion always wants to kill everybody, you don't have right to life and thats why gimakon and every other reasonable person attacks you this way.

You are the one misguided. Nothing is peaceful about Arabs and their islam. It's a plague that's must be wiped out.