₦airaland Forum

assfreak:
Exactly, Miss. But the young lady clearly has her ears only for sweet words so when you say something that isn't pleasant (even if it is the truth), she attacks you. And worse is that her sycophants never try to help her. Imagine, within minutes, she got 24 likes for the crap.

*clears throat*

Hmmm

majekdom2:
if you were not at fault , yes run.

Sure,I understand that sir, but d guy I quoted said he mistakenly hit d bike man cos of a truck or something,it wasn't like it was d bike man's fault also Mr majekodom2.

Boss13:
Interesting topic. My response might seem harsh but since we are prescribing naija solutions to naija answer. I would say RUN AWAY and don't look back. If you enter into the police station, you might be charged for manslaughter if you cannot bribe your way out. I had an experience like 4 years ago, I was on Oshodi-Apapa expressway going to the airport and an Okada man and his passenger were on that road (an express road oh) and for christ sake you know how these Okada guys (especially the hausa ones) can be. There was a truck right in front of me and I think the truck suddenly applied brake, I swerved to the right close to the okada rider and controlled myself but because okada do not have enough balance, the okada man also swerved to the right to dodge me, however he lost control and both him and his passenger flew off the bike.

I could not wait and stop. It was an express road but I observed them on my rear-view mirror. Then I saw a commercial bus by my side and the people inside were insulting me. We got to cele busstop (for those who know the place) and there was traffic, this commercial bus blocked me and passengers came out and was shouting that I killed somebody. The look in their eyes showed nothing but my grave and I was confused. Some started hitting my car and trying to open the door. Luckily for me, the traffic moved a little and I zoomed off.

You may say I acted harshly, but I thought the government had banned okada from the express way. Again, I think they may be pretty hurt but they were not dead because I observed them duly. Now guess what those guys would have done to me - Burnt my car, beat me up silly, rob me off my possession and abandon me in pains for an accident I did not create.

So in naija, I will not advise you to wait. If you have the chance zoom off and don't stop. Go park somewhere else and come back on foot to assist.

Just a quick question please....what if after u hit d okada,u checked from ur rear- view mirror,u saw they were both lying down dead on the floor,will ur advice still be to RUN??

FrancisTony:
See as Tiwa Savage resemble that girl wey dey sell groundnut for my street.

Yansh so flat like Mama Nkechi black tray wey she dey use park Akara.

Maka why?

hehehe,this got me cracking up.Be nice joor.

morbid:
Chai!!! Nothing tickles my fancy like a woman who can dress for the continent. See my fellow man wife. God I need an all-round woman,nt just a woman with good behaviour.just see her hands:the ring,bracelets,wristwatch,well-manicured nails. Chai!!!.

Even I a lady didn't notice all ds,Mr morbid,hmmm,ur very observant o.

benromeo39:
I know u are guilty of the latter part of number four.

Hehehe,na u know o.

lacreamieboie:
Sister... no offense o! but u worst... if u b my sister ehn... I no fit use u as dp for 2go talk less of instagram!

U are wicked dude

icebebe:
she resemble duck fowl to me, d ladies wey she dey yab sef fyn n clean pass her piece

Oh my world!U cracked me up big time.

benromeo39:
lol, number 4 sha.

what happened to my no 4??

1,When I was still into mushy mushy stuffs
2 nd 3 When I was still a student
4 as a teenager joor,no time to pretend again

benromeo39,u dragged me into this thread,dts my contribution.

Neldrizzy:
Loll am not offended..... Its an invit to the thread to see the kind of disfigured shape our female celebrities are showcasing...

Funny u.Ok then.

Neldrizzy:
That miss Nigeria tourism, prick go break inside oo...

Hmmm,Neldrizzy,don't be offended by my question,ok?

Why did u share ds post?
Maybe there's something I'm not seeing.

Strategy

Instabul

Jennydoris:
April 21st.

My birthday mate....hugs.

After using the toilet as a guy,u forgot to zip up properly and uv bn going round doing stuffs before someone brings ur attention to it

As a lady,when u get stained by our normal monthly flow @ work or in d market nd ur unaware until someone comes to tap u nd whispers into ur ears "aunty siddon for one place"

Adetayo100:
I hate someone snoring beside me, sometimes i feel like killing the person with a pillow.

Hehehehe.....remind whoever sleeps on the same bed with u to wear u handcuffs
For the person's safety sha.

klem93:
lols, am confused

About what?if u've tried other options like I said before,then u could just sleep elsewhere

Except ur confused about something else.

klem93:
nothing than keep watching www..com

Hmm,so u'll continue watching till its time to wakeup??

Don't u see how its done in movies??
Put a socks inside his mouth

If that fails,wear an earpiece and listen to nice music,it will put u to sleep!

Wow,my beloved school....GREATEST UNIBEN[ST]

Congrats to him....Let him continue to put the school in good light and be a leader by example.

Having peace of mind inside...it radiates outside and makes u glow

Yes,a smile and an aura of confidence also does the trick.

Emma8043:
imagin writin nofin and getin 65 likes and 8 shares
*SlowlyWalkinOutOfThread*

Lol,I couldn't understand it myself.

bosun11:
Well my opinion though...relationship is different from courtship,hope you know or what do do you think ?

6months\1year.

bosun11:
3 Years...

Lol,are u for real?

kennygee:
All i see is Juicy meat. yummy

Abi o,na to remove the corn keep for one side.

Pr0ton:
Girls are talentedly filthy gilts. The day I entered Jennifer's room I almost got a coma. Chidinma has a good taste of wallpapers on the walls of her bedroom but the hanging of pannts and brras alters its worth.

Never ever attempt to visit Tiwa Savage at Ikeja.... Your life will never remain the same.

I couldn't stop laughing reading ur comment

Ur obviously mocking d person u quoted.

Evergreen4:
wow, see my fellow social doctor. What year did u graduate?

Hehehe,small world,my former coursemate.

Check my profile pix and see if u recognize me,I checked urs and just started laughing.

KillerBeauty:
University of Benin (UNIBEN)
Sociology and Anthropology

Are u still a student or u've graduated from Uniben?

Same school,same course.

Agrika:
U really are stingy, even with your emotions

Lol....u beat me to it dear.

MzMariah:
Yes.

The first that made me cry was LIKE STARS ON EARTH. I cried when ESHAAN left school after being punished, the day he entered boarding school, the day he was reading the school's notice board, the minute he was announced as the winner of the art competition and when he ran to his art teacher with his award.

The second was like a Korean movie called boys before flower. i cried because of the way Geum Jan Di was bullied in school all because she was from a poor home, when Gu jun pyo lost his memory, the treatment she and her family suffered in the hands of Gu jun pyo's mum, lots of places jawe, I can't say all.

The rest I can't remember but they are so many.

Wow,I didn't see ur comment before I commented,funny,some of ur reasons are d same with mine....dts in d movie d Op talked about *wink*

Emmydo360:
Sometimes when watching some
Movie you become so emotional
that Tears roll down Cheek, Has this
ever happened to you when
watching Movies?
If Yes, Whats the Name of the
Movie and What actually make
you Cry?
Mine was a India Movie, titled
LIKE STAR ON EARTH and What actually make me
me Cry was when the little boy who could not read or write became a spotlight for being a good and amazing artist at his skul after his teacher sacrificed his leisure time in tutoring the little lad

Funny,I watched d movie last night and saw this topic today.....To ur question,d part that made me cry in this movie was towards the end,the painting competition,when he was selected as the winner and also when he ran to hug the teacher that believed in him when nobody else did.

Nice movie.
Another one is Kabi kushi,khabi gham,I kept crying like a child.