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Nkofe je rice, amala ni mofe je

chowlade:
I think south west needs visa application bf intruder seeking greener pastures invades. we can make alot of revenue off dis ss/se and northerner people.

West side is the best side.

Dirty ass

Iya laya south africa and it's wag wayo business.

Mylove55:
if not that d NDA are stupid, why wil they hide in d creek, are they animals like boko-haram that also hide in forest. tell them not to worry, by next wk, airforce wil launch into d creek, we wil level all d creek, what happen in arepo is nothing. u ipod wil be d one to cry of genocide.

Stop crying, ogbo?

Please guys I need the title and singer of this nigerian music:
Pako body you no get,
fine you no fine, supe

SamMilla1:
I am everywhere. Send me a mail.

It's done sir

SamMilla1:
One big challenge is payment method which I have offered a lot of help for people buying with RMB since China is the biggest market at the moment.

The truth is that due to the exchange rate, things are generally more expensive on Alibaba and Express, Far cheaper on Taobao and 1688.
However, Tao and 1688 were created for locals to buy and sell to foreigners on Alibaba. But with help, you can still buy from there.

I am advising the youths to go into small importation business during this time of recession. It will help them quit channeling all their energy on Blaming Buhari.
The truth is that Nigeria is in a mess. APC just don't want to be honest with the truth.

Yoi can create a free shop on Konga and Jumia, start with something as small as phone batteries.

A boy sent me 15k to buy few phone batteries for him in China, that was his starting capital. Because of his dedication to the small project, I had to leave office and go to the battery Market while it was raining.
Now he is sending 25k and he swore he did not add a kobo outside the initial 15k.

Because of his determination, I will ship his batteries from China for free until he gets to 100k.
So focus more on business section if you are still young, don't go wasting your time with Fashola and Dasuki craps, Ipob, Afonja hatreds, Nothing you say here changes anything if you are nobody.

Bros I want to be your friend. Are you on facebook ?

PussySmasher:
At least its France, together with the Brazil medical staff, they'll give him the best medical attention possible.

I no fit con die ontop sey I wan collect gold medal for one useless country called Nigeria.

Your head dey there

tizblink:
Chei

Baba silver and gold have we none.
But make you come join us for celebration party this night.
We go pop something

Ok na Adon hiyè ya

tizblink:
Baba wetin you want?

ok for naija, wetin dem dey exchange for votes ?

Twaci:
Ha! Baba na me suppose ask if anything dey for your girl

Thanks for your vote though. We appreciate it.

No no be you suppose ask so. I think you be the campaign manager, the contestant must have given you something to give us na, abi nobi so?
Don't mention.

Twaci:
Good day

Sorry for troubling your mention. I'm kindly soliciting for your vote during the on going Mr Nairaland pageantry for the contestant Iamkingzlee.

It's a huge a favour I'd appreciate if you've got time to vote

Voting closes 6pm today

To vote, Just click on this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3271417/mr-nairaland-2016-grand-finale

And comment

"I vote for iamkingzlee
Cc: NLjega"

Altering the format above would make your vote invalid.

Thanks a lot.
Anticipating your vote


Arijude
kaziblake
Bisolanaomi
donwily
Bondspecialist

Ok I don vote for am , anything for ya boy?

I vote for iamkingzlee Cc: NLjega

The guy probably died from vigorous hypertensive solo orgasm. Rip mehn.

Janeyinspires:
:oArijude:Member,Nairaland Trouble Makers Association(NTMA)

Lol

Janeyinspires:
The brown teeth passed a toothpaste advert audition..

Is that why you're exposing it? In fact you're a liar. Don't mind me ooo , it's just that I'm a trouble maker.

Janeyinspires:
Oops!Sowie for taking up that space,lol...........Wasn't stingy with the infor.

Ya brown teeth.lol

buharisbae:
we know he is an iPad yoot!

it's obvious you gat no brain.

Lilimax:
I na-ajukwanu m ka m jua onye?

A na m aju gi maka n' ọ bu gi kwuru ya, kọwa ya kịta.

Lilimax:
Mama ndi okpa aturu juputara na Nairaland

Kedu ndị bụ ndi ọkpa aturu?

Lilimax:
Jiri nwayo mechinu onu biko!

Maka gịnị ka ọga e ji mechie ọnụ ya?

herzern:
Yorubas will understand


Ooru la'n seka

Evils are done at night. I'm not yoruba sha.

Apreel:
lol...Thank you

You're welcome babe

Apreel:
Lol...my hod was my mum's chyker in her youth

Asa nwa, your eyes, your lips, your chick....ooooohhh !!!! Baby you're beautiful.

lonelydora:
Don't bring tribalism here. Nigerian representing

if na your own you go claim am if na im own you no go allow im claim am. Wetin dey worry you ?

Gaborone:
Nooo, I'm not. I'm a Nigerian. Are you from Botswana?

No

Dreamwaker:
He probably caught his boo shaging her boo. Farewell chinky, say hi to the Biafra drug dealers executed recently.

When will you acquire some senses ?

Blessograo:
Thanks but the point is am i looking my age now?

You look very older than the age you claim to be.

Gaborone:
Move on dear. There are many sick, abusive and manipulative people walking around. When they fail at manipulating you, they try to gaslight you into thinking you did something wrong.

As my best friend would say, God has called us to a soft life

You matter honey, so, free your mind, and move on. That was his mess, not yours.

Gaborone ? U from botswana ?

Reminez:
Even the ijaws are denying their osu slaves . They want Nigerdelta republic instead of an utopian Biafra . Osu IBO's have suffered oo . smh

You're truly a product of your mother's ''agbere''.

OsuIbo:
We Igbos are not ready to go back to Igboland. As an Igbo man, I will rather die in Lagos than go back to Igboland

You're just an omo ale yoruba

buharisbae:
Lol our OSU iPads won't like this

I bow for your stupidity