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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 5:02pm On Sep 23, 2020
sikowitz17:
Oh my days!!

As water don pass garri na grin

If na you wetin you go do nah? grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 2:54pm On Sep 23, 2020
sikowitz17:
lol you remember that black boy wey come from Ekiti... wey e no even know when dem Dey apply.. he say person just tell am say make he go buy white and blue Dey come kaduna for screening..Ekiti don screen for first batch ooo, but this baba come meet us for second batch.. did documentation and Medicaid and a very senior officer that I won’t mention his name or rank even gave him 10k for transportation to go back and he’s we still sidown for there lol..

Oga sir, I remember that Bastard! grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 2:46pm On Sep 23, 2020
Bifrost:


ugo4u... Just reading through previous pages and came across this. cry

I uploaded my passport in JPEG, and other documents in pdf since there was no specified format. But all the files were under 300kb.

Please, is that going to be a problem.

cc: Sikowitz


Brotherly, stop giving yourself unnecessary stress fa.

Whether you uploaded in PDF or jpeg, you have uploaded the necessary documents and Army will check them if they want to. When you made mistake you cannot change please take away your mind and focus your mind on something else. So now you are worrying, will your worry correct the mistake? When you get there, you will understand better that this people don't even have specific plan at all, Na anything wey come their mind Dial minutes dem dey do. You will witness that yourself.

You are giving yourself too much headache brother, stop it you don't need it.

During 46 a guy joined us in my state during screening, he didn't even apply online at all, he just came on slot from someone. He was attended to and tendered his documents. Yet medical failed him. That's someone that doesn't even apply online o. So why stressing yourself Omo iyami?

Victory is from Almighty God Alone.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 2:42pm On Sep 23, 2020
Bifrost:


Bro, please check your mail.

Replied, go and check

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 10:32am On Sep 23, 2020
sikowitz17:
Yes because nobody wants to die for Nigeria again.. which would most likely occur cos na perilious times we wan enter now lol

May your river of wisdom never get dry oga sir!

People are seeing things all over social media, no matter how they play diplomacy yet people still seeing the reality on social media, some people work is to link such to social media, Especially the recent new of the Col. that died as a result of Ambush by BH, people start wondering if a senior officer of rank of Col. could be ambushed and killed, you know how many followers would have been killed in the process. Many thought going on in the mind of the prospective candidates, las las make your decision, what will be will be.

People are really having second thought, be it DSSC or SSC, even people with passion dey fear talk less of people without passion. We no go give up cuz na person way give up fu<k up.

You can imagine the total applicants of DSSC and SSC this year no even reach half of SSC 46 last year. E Be things!

Las las we go dey alright.

Victory is from Almighty God Alone.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 10:23am On Sep 23, 2020
omaigala12:

Dis is my first time applying. I heard from a friend that last year more than 70k pple applied SSC ... According to his no he was around 76500
Does it mean No of applicants reduced with about 60k?

Affirmative sir!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 9:07am On Sep 23, 2020
WEDNESDAY 23RD SEPTEMBER, 2020 @9:00am

DSSC- 28501
SSC- 10196

From yesterday report on day to day comparison, this shows that we have 283 new profiles DSSC as against yesterday 379, also we have 91 new profiles for SSC as against 151 yesterday.

6 Days to the Deadline

REMINDER! Save and/or print all printables! If you're skeptical whether you'll be shortlisted and don't want to waste money to print, save as PDF and send to your accessible email.

How to save on chrome; click on share it will display print, Email, WhatsApp and others you can share to. Press print it will show save on PDF, then you can now rename it save and forward to your Email address.

I don't know if people are following this daily report or if its beneficial to them, the only way that can be proven is when I see likes. So don't just read make sure you also like as to encourage grin grin grin
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 11:05am On Sep 22, 2020
sikowitz17:
No amount of shout wet we shout for here.. customers still Dey come.. “I forgot to save the pdf, I didn’t remember to print it, I couldn’t apply cos site is down”

They are coming

Too much of Nonchalant and Lackadaisical attitude rampant amongst our Youth!

Well, Everybody cannot be the same. That's why is not easy to be a leader, you will have different sets of followers with their different wahala.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 9:49am On Sep 22, 2020
The site was down due to some maintenance but they are back online now. But very Slow!


TUESDAY 22ND SEPTEMBER, 2020 @9:47am

DSSC- 28218
SSC- 10105

From yesterday report on day to day comparison, this shows that we have 379 new profiles DSSC as against yesterday 103, also we have 151 new profiles for SSC as against 40 yesterday.

It is obvious candidates that loves late registration are now at work! grin grin So we should expect Uptrend henceforth cheesy

7 Days to the Deadline

Bifrost says I should remind you of these grin; It's 7 days to the deadline. Save and/or print all printables! If you're skeptical whether you'll be shortlisted and don't want to waste money to print, save as PDF and send to your accessible email.

I know some candidates are so adamant and stubborn they will still not heed to this reminder. Ordinary save as PDF and send to Email to print later they will not hear. Your email cannot crash even if your phone crashed or formated.

We always have regular customers and soon starting from next week you will start seeing them. Don't worry ugo4u will be waiting to assist you. grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 7:16pm On Sep 21, 2020
CaptainStephen:
You are a wise man, this question you raised is something most military men do not ask themselves on time before it's almost late.

It is important to have a legitimate side hustle although the army has rules which you will find out when you get in. In my case I have two cars which I use to run Uber service managed by my wife, I wouldn't have known this if not for her.

Finally the army is full of surprises that you must be prepared for physically, mentally and financially too.

Nice one Oga sir!

That's what you get When you have a good wife that gives her best support in all ramifications.

You are so Lucky to have her grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 8:24am On Sep 21, 2020
MONDAY 21ST SEPTEMBER, 2020, @8:30am

DSSC- 27839
SSC- 9954

As at this morning 8:15, there is an additional of 103 on the DSSC Applications, while SSC applications has an additional of 40 Applications

Gradually, the daily application is decreasing...

8 Days to the Deadline...

Candidates!!!!!! How is your Morale?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 11:22pm On Sep 20, 2020
Kalapizim:
grin grin Last year December I went out with some of my officer friends who were on course, in total we were up to 26 with me four samas and the rest officers with least been a second leiutenant and the highest a Lt col.

Oboy oga sir carry drink begin share round o, who no go drink ?

Na person wey go drink go drink sir! If I no dey take alcohol Oga sir no fit force me to take alcohol fa

Aside from religion stuff me no just like alcohol, let me just say I dey always fear to take am. But I do take palm wine not just anyhow palm wine, there are places I will not take palm wine because I no dey for don carry the Palm wine enter Lab grin, mix chemical with am grin
There are many occasions my guys have swapped my soft drink with alcohol that I will know grin, the one that happened to my last I already pour it in my mouth before I knew they changed my drink, immediately I felt it on my tongue I spit away grin

Aside from Alcohol I don't take, I like woman I dey straight forward grin grin grin. I too like woman me I no dey gbonron grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 5:48pm On Sep 20, 2020
Dannyhonda:
Smoking calms the nerve for some? Wonderful!!!! So the cadet in universities also smoke to calm their nerves down? Bro most of them smoke especially weed a lot even the cadet in school.
Some of the military personnel love women no be small that's why they tend to have children's everywhere

Maybe because I didn't specify in my write up, its rampant among military abroad too, even if we never go there we dey watch am for movie na grin.

So reason why I brought up the topic is because I thought they use to integrate to their training.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 2:45pm On Sep 20, 2020
Can we have a DEBATE please? grin

I know normally an ordinary person /Civillian do womanize so I won't see that a big deal for Military personnel cheesy

Now The question is why do most Military personnel smoke? Be it lower or higher rank, from my findings majority of them do smoke. They womanize a lot too grin. Should we take that as an excuse that they leave their women for along time while on deployment?

The lower rank in most cases don't hide it they smoke in public sometimes even with uniform, but for the higher rank they don't smoke outside except they are in a closed place with family or friends. Even if they wanna do it outside they would not on uniform. Thats from my findings

Can we have a DEBATE please? grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 2:21pm On Sep 20, 2020
You go play video games like mortal combact, car racing, boxing so tey you go wan practice am for real life, I pray it will not end in premium tears grin grin grin. We too dey play too much fa cheesy grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 2:16pm On Sep 20, 2020
Judah95:


If you face one of this kids in war and maybe he runs out of ammo. You approach him and he soberly looks you in the eye, would you terminate him?


One the rules of war front is you don't kill children when you see them at the war front, but My brother this matter wey you ask so na matter don pass garri o.

When you see kids fully armed like this for war front you should know this kids no come play at all o, forget their age, do you know the OT they have given them? No even try to go reason dem at all, na shoot to kill straight up! Even if he runs out of magazine no even try reason am say wan dey preach gospel to am. If you wan even try persuade him and his colleagues sight and shoot nko? Terrorist is terrorist, no go dey reason am say dem be kids at all. They wan die naxo dem come war front so you have to assist them in fulfilling that grin.

Coursemate please reduce the American movies you watchgrin. Because its obvious you don too watch movie naxo make you talk that thinggrin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 1:58pm On Sep 20, 2020
Midebee:
@Arisukuni's please can you kindly share the PDF of the past questions..Thank you

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 7:56am On Sep 20, 2020
SUNDAY 20TH SEPTEMBER, 2020, @8:00am

DSSC- 27736
SSC- 9914

As at this morning 8:00, there is an additional of 191 on the DSSC Applications, while SSC applications has an additional of 58 Applications


9 Days to the Deadline...

Candidates!!!!!! How is your Morale?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 10:55pm On Sep 19, 2020
Its so funny how all these people get those past questions they compiled grin. I just saw one PDF file named Army DSSC past questions and answer, I managed to open it and to my surprise most of the questions in the current affair part are familiar questions I came across in the exam during SSC 46 screening.

The attachment below is the copy of the PDF for those who wish to peruse it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 10:01pm On Sep 19, 2020
onmylane:

No be lie my brother. Ororo dey your head. The guy wasted what millions of Nigerians are dying to have.

This is one of the reason some people don't like sharing information about them with people especially on social media. Shinfaks managed to share his not because of anything but just to Robb minds, seek advice, and share his experience with us which most of us benefits from it in one way or the other and appreciate him doing that.

If only you had read what he posted thoroughly you would see that he doesn't deserve this comments you posted above. Maybe you should read his post one more time, digest it. Then you will see he didn't deliberately wasted the slot.

Thank God this is a faceless forum whereby things said may not even affect much, imagine its a face to face interaction some people would have exhibited their temperament.

Above all, sometimes when we read comments we should endeavor to comprehend before making comment and we should try as much possible to jettison this mentality that its a faceless forum, so we can talk anyhow.

Cheers!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 9:05am On Sep 19, 2020
SATURDAY 19TH SEPTEMBER, 2020, @9:10am

DSSC- 27545
SSC- 9856

As at this morning there is an increment of 200 on the DSSC application, while SSC applications has an increment of 76 Applications


10 Days to the Deadline...

Candidates!!!!!! How is your Morale?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 3:56pm On Sep 18, 2020
Bashimi:


That is the nature of the course assumption and my assumption here is 100% we deal with fact and figure from a reliable source
Thanks

Alright Oga sir!

Oga Shamack abeg comma answer your yourself, Did you study Statistics YES or NO? grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 10:58am On Sep 18, 2020
Bashimi:


Good morning bro ,I know you studied statistics apart from the Bsc you uploaded did you upload any other certificate becos I have like 3 workshop training certificate I did during my undergraduate days and pls can we talk better
Thanks

Did he mention in any of his Quotes here that he studied Statistics? Are you Assuming

Instead of you to go straight and ask your question you con dey Assume based on things you don see him post. Na wa for you o grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 10:34am On Sep 18, 2020
Oladeligt:
cry cry I thought only Nigerian soldiers sit on their head. These are phillipines Navy.

Something Like That!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 10:28am On Sep 18, 2020
sikowitz17:
you later know say taraba 5 Na officer now? They called her back after BMI drop am..

Yes na!

I dey find her picture self make I see how her stature don change after training. You get her after training picture?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 10:04am On Sep 18, 2020
trilacos:
making the first cage has nothing to do with final list,but if you can be the first,second or third from all the states,that is when the chances has been boosted.

Making any of the cages no even matter as far as am concerned. All na formality! If you can meet any good for you, if you cant, make sure you finish it. Las las if you enter training you go blend las las. Most things you struggle to do before or during the screening, when you enter training you have no other choice than to blend. Whether you like it or not you will blend by all means.

Few days ago I was on call with my 46 village man he said that over 3km race he ran for almost 20 min during screening, he said he is using 7 mins to run it now. You all can see the power of training?

So you all should be careful when exercising to avoid injury before screening, if you have injury during training is better than to have injury before screening. So use your head and don't do excess of exercise that will give you injury, if you have serious kneel injury you might not recover on time in weeks time. So be careful and reserve most of your energy for training.

Even person wey weak they come out strong after the rigorous training.

Take the females for example na. Majority of them are very week but training will recreate them. I remember this Igbo lady during 45, if Anywhere Sargent Dauda see her and Mama Taraba he will give them exercise, whenever he asked the tall skin yellow lady to do push up before she do 3 she is already crying. When she passed out training she was already strong and rugged.

Victory is from Almighty God Alone!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 9:17am On Sep 18, 2020
FRIDAY 18TH SEPTEMBER, 2020, @9.10AM

DSSC- 27345
SSC- 9780

12 days to the end of Application registration.

There is probability that DSSC might reach 50k plus and exceed it at the end of the registration, because many applicants might change their mind few days to the deadline and rush the application. Let's wait and see, time will tell!

There is tendency SSC might also reach between 15k - 20k if the above approach I explained manifest.

In most cases late registration can increase the figure significantly. We have some people that love doing late registration. So as at now we can only predict cus anything can happen. Let's fold arms and watch!


Candidates!!!!!!! Sit Up!!!!!

Sit ease!!!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 2:52pm On Sep 16, 2020
THURSDAY, 16TH SEPTEMBER, 2020. 14:57

DSSC-26567
SSC-9504

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 9:32pm On Sep 15, 2020
Jegiosowor:

I use chrome, bit I'm not seeing any option to save or download..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 9:00pm On Sep 13, 2020
Derawalters:
On today's episode of this day in history.

Please kindly reply that mention and PM biko cheesy smiley

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 9:49am On Sep 13, 2020
SUNDAY 13/09/2020, 9:50

DSSC 24528
SSC. 8841

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 5:09pm On Sep 12, 2020
spetsnaz:

Fact.
On paper they're not supposed to, but what is on ground is totally different from what's in the books. DSSC officers in Engineering, AME and Signal Corps are usually the "Unlucky" guys that find themselves leading men for operations.
It is not uncommon, infact it's the norm in the northeast there many ungoverned spaces and the army is highly understaffed especially in the officer cadre. As far as this job is concerned only female officers will ever know peace that doesn't still exempt them from being posted to the north east but they will never be drafted to the fronts, they are always in a fortified base and even at that when there is any signal concerning an impeding attack female officers will be evacuated or airlifted while the men will stay and fight. This has being the standard ever since bokoharam captured some female soldiers years ago. Whether DSSC or SSC you are a combatant as far as army is concerned they don't even care if you are a Chaplain or Imam. Who no come no go understand.


With the bolded You made my weekend Already. grin grin.

Please let me know when you will be available, I owe you 6 bottles of Heineken and 2 plates of cat fish pepper soup grin

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