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ugo4u:
. To serve job don dey hungry you...

Oga sir! I will remove your teeth just now . Well, I will not talk now, when we reach the bridge we cross it

sikowitz17:
Contains al the elements to lose weight!! Remember start training your stomach by eating once a day!!!

Oga sir! Stop buying food outside every time na, , at least be cooking yourself once in a while, if you cannot cook yourself just tell me I can arrange a better cook to prepare special delicacies than this and always bring to your office in case you don't wanna eat at home. She is a beautiful cook she will take care of you and keep you healthy for the screening ahead , just DM me if you will consider that Oga sir

QuadrilAyinde:
Alaye, Soro Soke Werey ... This One no even know how to Shoot shot sef ... But in the Meantime sha, U are not Welcomed and No chance sef coz Na Ugo4U-Derawalters be the Pebding Parole wey the Entire Nairaland Battalion Approve

Abi Arisukuni (Battalion PRO), wetin U sey I talk

@QuadrilAyinde, Oga sir, you no talk well for this one o , Derawalters na my babe na, na me wan marry her , I no just like to dey publicize my love for her here cuz am a lowkey person so na lowkey we dey run our affairs for backyard, Derawalters, you don't need to come and prove it for them baby, just remain lowkey. . Ugo4u self no say he no fit drag babe with me na , Abi you fit drag babe with me oga sir?@ugo4u

Koes:
Guys, i think u guys are going too far... una never see list u don enter d history of army like dis.... u pple should atleast stop all dis na, make d list first. I think most of u hv never been into d screening b4, if u get 2 d screening self candidate don't think of all dis u pple are saying here. Dey only think of hw dey will make d medical/final list.
Dey will start making calls here nd dere.. dere godfathers nd praying 2 God almighty. I pirry u pple, u will now see dat unexpected person will make d list, even d person might never comment here self but following d threads. Pls biko get info abt wen d list is coming out, call u godfathers nd leave wahala 4 who get am. Wen u enter d army u go hear history tayer so teee e go tayer u maana.... u go even run away where dey are saying it because e for don tayer u.... i pray will all make d list ijn.

Thank you my dear.

We all know this already!

The reasons for all these lengthy discussion despite list is not out, is to keep the thread alive and not bored. So as the conversations keeps going everyday we all we will have something to read from here whether relevant or irrelevant, and before you know it when list finally comes out E no go shock us much!

Am sure if this thread is too silent, you will be amongst those will be wondering why people just silent completely.

Soro soke my dear

This Silent drill na bastard o , I say make I watch just little from the video I didn't know how I ended watching all. I think this is the first time am watching the silent drill at length.

The question is are SSC amongst those cadets doing the silent drill? Because the way I dey take see the silent drill, I see it as something that will take more than 9 months to perfect it. Its a drill that you must learn by heart and mind. The drill no be child play at all.

Can we talk about this above to keep the thread Alive?

NihiIist:
Calm down bro. The question looks stupid but it's an intelligent one.

So just answer me intelligently.

Alright Oga sir. I know its an intelligent question brother. The matter just be say, some of this things may not be rectified. Make we just serve and retire in peace. Probably because people have always known Army to be rugged, so they are rugged in all ramifications. Something's that are supposed to be Abnormal are now norms.

Compare the former Commandant with the present. See so many things people are saying about the present one. That alone shows us Life no balance, we cannot be the same. Therefore, standards of NA, NN, NAF can never be the same or even close. It is well

NihiIist:
I have a few questions to ask

Why is it that the official uniform (green ) of those NCOs are usually very faded and not sparkling. How many pair do they give them and for how long do they expect them to wear it. Some of them wear that thing for more than 10 years yet the army does nothing about that.

Secondly during training, the blowing of pot (sitting of head torture). I call it torture because I don't see it as training. For how many hours do these guys blow pot straight?


Lastly why be say army barracks just be like police barracks? Very dirty, crowded, too many children playing around , prostitution etc. Can't they take a cue from the airforce and navy?

To who it May concern!

If you are a prospective Soldier or officer, you see that Bastard that wants to go and die in Battle , Peradventure after training, you are posted to same unit with the Bastard , please mark his face, no follow him enter bush or war front o., make hin no go use hin own affect Una own o, To be fore warned is to before harmed . Only him should go and die in Battle!

Nwaotu10:
Baba, we don think tire na.

Life no make sense for me.

It's better I join soldier and die a honourable death than commit suicide and die for nothing.

I will join the army and die in battle.

@sikowitz17. This is the second person saying this statement I want to join The Army and Die in Battle did you remember that other guy moniker that said he wanna join the Army because he has been destined to die in war front? Please if you remember his moniker kindly quote him to come and meet his brother Nwaotu10 who also wanna die in Battle. The two both of them just gerara here mhen before I remove their Teeth just now . Enough of all these sugar quoted mouths biko.

Make God just take control of this thread I swear , because some kind post I dey read here fit make laugh tear person belle. . This is one go come he go talk him own, another go come he go talk hin own. Another person go come con dey yarn us wetin hin hear from person mouth con dey talk say him witness am. Small time now another person go talk say NCO's, WO/MWO precisely fit lock Lieutenant For guard room. So much confusion everywhere sikowitz17, as you don talk say you will not say anything, me self will not say anything o

I hope all the commissioned officers here are following up this discussion so

MrSuama:
During the NDA interview in 2012 while I was discussing with the RSM, he told us of how a new Lt. who had just passed out from NDA and was on peacekeeping mission in one African country almost blew their cover when he heard gunshots of the rebels.
They were actually hidding from the rebels when he unexpectedly stood up in an attempt to run, he said one NCO had to use a dirty slap to programme the Lt's brain. He was crying, my mama say make I no join soldier ooo.
They were lucky he didn't expose them, they survived and after the episode, the Lt always referred to the said NCO as oga, jokingly saying you saved my life.

Now, come to think of it, wetin we wan learn for 6/9 months weh we go compare to 30 years of peacekeeping experience.

We gat so much to learn from the so called NCO than hunting for salutes.

Oga sir, just chat me up tomorrow when you are free, for this this your wisdom wey you drop so , I dey owe you two plates of Catfish pepper soup.

For the Exam, I just pray say make Quadri no go jam Quadratic Equation for exam hall ooo

Cc QuadrilAyinde

With all these Almighty questions wey Una dey share there is God o . Wetin concern me, if the question too dey hard for me, Na to use Almighty formula solve am na hin sure pass o . I don't even know wetin Almighty formula look like , E be like say na that side I dey go, oh sorry na this side , list never even come out I don dey confuse anyhow . Does anybody knows where violence dey happen make e carry me go please?

Dammysmart:
osheyyyy baddest niggur... See ehn that girl Don love up gan ó, I suppose collect my phone today sha, I go roger u IMM.

On the other end, Truly the problem of course 46 is just breaking of legs, nobody gree die but legs were broken mehn! Can't say much but if any of you make it in ó 47 course just ask any instructor about course 46, see ehn no course has trained as much as we trained in recent past. The training na suicide training í tell you, it's grace of God we didn't die. Guard up gentlemen, you guys will succeed too

Nice one Oga sir! Am proud of you guys!

Finally you guys don set another record!

I remember course 44 use to say no course trained as much as them. Say even 45 no train reach them.

Congratulations in Advance Oga sir!

Candidates!!!!! Sit Up!!!
Candidates! Hope you all had a very wonderful night. How is your Morale?

Candidates! The registration has ended midnight today around 1AM, and no more report on application numbers, Is that Clear?
Candidates! You will not be seeing me here often like before but If I have a very vital information on the exercise I will not hesitate to share with you here as your Candidates Relation Officer, is that clear?


Candidates! Sit ease!

THIS IS THE FINAL REPORT AS AT WEDNESDAY 30TH SEPTEMBER, 2020 @1:10AM

DSSC- 31857
SSC- 11197

From yesterday report on day to day comparison, this shows that we have 965 new profiles for DSSC as against the yesterday report of 485, also we have 317 new profiles for SSC as against yesterday report of 138.

You all were expecting the report to be massive ba? but E shock you apparently, without doubt people didn't really turn up as we earlier discussed coupled with the fact that the website had some deficiencies which impeded some candidates from completing their registration or accessing the website conveniently. Also some people who love to do late registration were also rushing the registration towards 12am, I just hope they were able to complete it before the site closed.

Candidates! Thank you all for following up on the day to day report and for the constant encouragement, the comments and the likes really gingered and motivated me to be consistent so far with giving the daily report.. I remain your Army Candidates Relation Officer,

See You all later, and have a great day ahead!

Nothing pays pass HUMILITY in this life! Whether as Bloody Civilian or Military if you are the humble type believe me you will earn you respect without forcing it.

As for those talking about been saluted by MWO or other NCO's. The question is if MWO or any other ranks pass by you and didn't salute you, will you die? Or will that reduce your salary or reduce your rank? Sometimes we just need to overlook some things and do as if we didn't see it. If any other rank pass by you and didn't salute you, you don't need to capitalize on that because you will definitely see another other ranks that will salute you. If you are the type that can't overlook some minor things like this salute of a thing from just one person, before you know it you may put yourself in an everlasting troubling.

For instance the Martial court cases shared here, if that 2nd Lt. Had overlooked the lance crpl who didn't salute him or who didn't wear his beret well as he claimed, if he had overlooked and pretend he didn't see the lance crpl would he had landed himself in Court Martial? Would the guy had roped him that he slapped him if he had just overlooked.?

Sometimes we just need to overlook and pretend we didnt see somethings in order to avoid problems for ourselves. Somethings are like trap for us,,if we managed to overlook we would overcome that trap. If one soldier no salute another go salute. There is Beefing in Military just as it is in other normal places. So don't put yourself in trouble at your early stage you are trying to enjoy your life.

When you are the humble type, you will always get your respect back. When you have Humility you will go far and enjoy life more without problems.

This is a food for thought for you All

Candidates!!! Now listen Up! If you are yet to register or save your forms by sending to your Email in order to print later, You are wrong!!!

I have been on the site since 8am just to log in and compile daily report as usual, I just got through now, the site is becoming worst and frustrating. However accessing the website in the middle of the night is a bit better compare to during the day. Is that clear?

If you are still wondering how to save your forms using chrome in order to send to your email to print later, please kindly check my previous report on how to go about that. Is that clear?

MONDAY 28TH SEPTEMBER, 2020 @11:00am

DSSC- 30407
SSC- 10742

From yesterday report on day to day comparison, this shows that we have 318 new profiles for DSSC as against yesterday 702, also we have 101 new profiles for SSC as against 183 yesterday.

1 Day to the Deadline

Let's see how many likes will go for this before the end of the day . Now keep the likes coming in!

sikowitz17:
Lol person wan Job MWO!!
Whatever your eyes see..

Just leave the dude

MWO wey be say I respect them pass some senior commissioned officers self, those MWO too get wisdom, in fact wetin dey get for head pass wetin dey some red neck officers head self. Those guys too get experience. Even Army respect them a lot, dey don't joke with dem a lot.

Some of you think getting MWO rank is a child play, it takes some of those guys 30 years plus to get That MWO rank you are seeing so, so if you don't respect the rank please respect that years of experience to get the rank, you wey just hang pip with 10 months wan con dey brag with person wey don spend 30 years plus for service. I shake my head! 30 years in service no plenty for your Ear ni? O por leti!

Am really looking up to one day to chill with those MWO with my commissioned rank, I can't really wait to tap wisdom from them.

OGWILLS123:
So if you pass out and become a commission officer by then those clowns where been the
command you go still the year 2 highest so it means you can not command

E be like say to command dey hungry you ba? Leave those boys alone fa! Stop stressing yourself. Except you are after revenge which you dont need at all. You don forget say na below you NCO dey, you go command you go tire! They go salute you so tey life go tire you!

For 45 my village man talk say after he hanged his pip for POP day they salute him so tey he quickly went to change his uniform to mufti . 46 self go chop salute tire on the 10th October. you no how many soldiers go salute dem that day ni. O por!

They deserve more self, cuz No Pain No Gain!

SATURDAY 26TH SEPTEMBER, 2020 @9:00am

DSSC- 29387
SSC- 10458

From yesterday report on day to day comparison, this shows that we have 275 new profiles for DSSC as against yesterday 336, also we have 82 new profiles for SSC as against 105 yesterday.

3 Days to the Deadline

Some of you are waiting for the last day before you can print your forms. Now Listen Up! The site is very slow and may experience too much traffic in the next three days, which may result to you finding it difficult to login in to the website to print out because it may be congested. That is why I keep reminding you all these below, it doesn't cost you anything to do it this way explained bellow.

REMINDER! Save and/or print all printables! If you're skeptical whether you'll be shortlisted and don't want to waste money to print, save as PDF and send to your accessible email.

How to save your Photo cards and Referees Forms and send to your Email address if you are using Google chrome; click on the three Dots by the right side, click on share, it will display print, Email, WhatsApp and others you can share to. Press print it will show save on PDF, then you can now rename it save and forward to your Email address and Print them out later for signing.

preciousfuture:
I can't access the site at the moment. Is it really down and again, must I do the reprinting before the registration closes.Urgent response pls

Urgent response from who fa?

Despite its typed under the report posted on this particular page, still you didn't read it that you can save, send to your email and print later? Imagine the Reminder is even the first thing you will read on this particular page 702, so tell me you didn't read it or you read it but didn't comprehend? Honestly, is it really a difficult task to save those document by following the method that has always been mentioned here on a daily basis.. SAVE AND SEND TO YOUR EMAIL AND PRINT LATER. Because I really don't understand o. And later someone will come and say they have been following the thread offline, yet they will still come and ask some questions that they are not supposed to ask. Isokay o, make Una continue, cuz me I will not talk o

FRIDAY 25TH SEPTEMBER, 2020 @8:37am

DSSC- 29112
SSC- 10376

From yesterday report on day to day comparison, this shows that we have 336 new profiles DSSC as against yesterday 275, also we have 105 new profiles for SSC as against 75 yesterday.

4 Days to the Deadline

REMINDER! Save and/or print all printables! If you're skeptical whether you'll be shortlisted and don't want to waste money to print, save as PDF and send to your accessible email.

How to save on phone if you are using chrome; click on share it will display print, Email, WhatsApp and others you can share to. Press print it will show save on PDF, then you can now rename it save and forward to your Email address.

sikowitz17:
Lmao I remember those boys.. wey sidown for MRS reception.. as we wear white and blue na so dem sef wear white and blue lol.. but their own white and blue get 1 star lmao!! Another one, I go buy egg roll for reception na him our eyes jam each other.. he say “do you have eyes to see me, are you an idiot?” I just collect my egg roll Dey waka go back cos if I chauz him moda for there, those terma 5 wey sidown for reception with am go get me.. and I wasn’t announcing myself at the screening so I swallow am.

Oga sir! I don laugh roll for floor here o. I no no say you self fit dey humble for them like that ooo, make dey no use you shine. The funny thing is that those guys just spent ordinary 3 month plus for Aca then ooo out of 5 years

During 46 last year at Afaka, there is this tap water close to the medical entrance, I wanted to perform an ablution then there was this boy that do not pass 15 year old was putting on blue and white as a colito cus they just spent about three month then. The boy walked to me at that tap and said it with command "You, hold this thing for me!" I raised my head up to see his face E shock me! I look around other candidates where around gisting, I saw one guy through the window the guy is a therma 5, he was looking at me cuz he was communicating with the boy through the window, I collect the paper from him and he washed his hand finished from the tap and collected back his paper he gave me. When he was going I was just looking at him cuz I didn't even know what to say or do . And my fear was that if I do anything at that moments and the other thermal 5 guy mark my face and come job me for training wetin I go do . As in I just lock up, , con dey imagine am later say ordinary colito 15 year old chawuz me .

Now let me throw this question to you, candidates if you are in my shoes what will you do on that day? I need honest answers please

I remember back then I was directed to sign my form at a Barracks, when I met the senior man, instead of him to sign my form in peace he saw something on my form I told him is the right thing politely, oga didn't believe me o, I carry google show baba he still no believe o, e reach one stage Oga Sir tell me that You are Mad! na hin my eyes just red now now . Oga sir finally called someone in my presence and the person told him same thing I have been telling oga sir o, then he eventually signed the form after he has don his wish and cleared his doubt. For my mind I was expecting him to apologize for telling me am mad in the first place, my eyes still red for there na later I realize say military dey sabi frustrate person with ordinary words from their mouth not to talk of touching you. You see this job ehn, if you are not ready you are not ready be that oo, just sit for your house and be earning your respect from your younger siblings at home, cuz the moment you enter Aca those cadets of your younger siblings age will frustrate you, issue threat, job you, work on you , you will feel like dying but you will not die, is that clear?

Probably some people are going to Aca with the mindset of changing the standard over there. Make only you go buy your job o cuz na only you waka go . You see if you mistakenly buy the job for me and my village men, I swear I will remove your teeth just now! And issue you 600 years job

sikowitz17:
Only if you guys know how many times those cadets have called my mother bastard and I’ve said yes sir.. you people aren’t ready..

That's the standard!

Oga sir! Who no go no go know!

THURSDAY 24TH SEPTEMBER, 2020 @8:20am

DSSC- 28776
SSC- 10271

From yesterday report on day to day comparison, this shows that we have 275 new profiles DSSC as against yesterday 283, also we have 75 new profiles for SSC as against 91 yesterday.

5 Days to the Deadline

REMINDER! Save and/or print all printables! If you're skeptical whether you'll be shortlisted and don't want to waste money to print, save as PDF and send to your accessible email.

How to save on chrome; click on share it will display print, Email, WhatsApp and others you can share to. Press print it will show save on PDF, then you can now rename it save and forward to your Email address.

I don't know if people are following this daily report or if its beneficial to them, the only way that can be proven is when I see likes. So don't just read make sure you also like as to encourage .

sikowitz17:
For those that haven’t heard, there’s a “new” Terrorist group named Darul Salam.. and these ones seem to know what they are doing

PMB wey report BH and Bandits to UN knows what his doing fa.

When I tell you water don pass garri, you should know say no be joke Oga sir