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PoliticsRe: We Know The People Bombing Pipelines - AYIRI EMAMI by ArmedRobber: 4:10pm On May 14, 2016
Agunechemba1:
Ayiri Goan sit down


Just look at the rubbish he's saying. Are Boko Haram also ghosts? Are they not humans too?

As far as I'm concern, The ND avengers are fighting a good course and the FG should call for dialogue or else....

If someone can stand with Buhari that means #IstandwithNDA#
Enemy of progress, u will all perish tonguetongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagoons, Rivers, Creeks And Other Waterways In Lagos. by ArmedRobber: 4:03pm On May 14, 2016
Rayhutar:
Can you speak or hear Awori language, Awori language and Yoruba languge are different. Most Aworis argue that they are not yorubas, for Egun language, a Yoruba person cannot hear that one, on Ltv language news, this languages are not the same.
Ironically u talking with a awori indigene from isheri-olofin alimosho local government lagos state.

It seems you u know my history more than my ancestors..gringrin

Now tell me.

What is the meaning of awori..??


Where did awori came from..?

what is the name of the first and last place awori settled down..?

How did the name AWORI comes into existence..??


What is the name of the father of all Awori..?


How many children did he gave birth to..?


what is the meaning of isheri-olofin..?


Where re the places you can Find an awori in Lagos and Ogun state..?


Can u pls answer the question cos it seems u know awori tribe more than it's indigene..?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagoons, Rivers, Creeks And Other Waterways In Lagos. by ArmedRobber: 2:48pm On May 14, 2016
Rayhutar:
Nobody is jealous of Yoruba, Lagos is not =Yoruba, lagos have other indigenous tribes like Ijaws, Egun and Aworis, Lagos is no man's land ,under one Nigeria
No be only ijaw .na itsekiri,

Flat head .

Apart from Egun the rest re yoruba tribe.
Even the eguns sef re not pure egun mixture of yoruba and egun
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy Not Removed - Osinbajo by ArmedRobber: 9:14am On May 14, 2016
Vanguard NO 1 enemy of this country.
HealthRe: Onitsha Ranked As The Most Polluted City In The World By WHO by ArmedRobber: 2:40pm On May 13, 2016
Dirty,Filthy,stinking IPOB states..
Come to lagos and see where IPOB resides and see epitome of dirtiness.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Releases Poem From Detention by ArmedRobber: 7:11am On May 13, 2016
IPOB Dogs can't even release their leader from the hand of bubugringrin
Same people told us Buhari played to the gallery for arresting namadi Kunu.
Next time u come to this World you will know how to respect Elders.
Chukwu okike abiamo on Valium 10
PoliticsRe: Regret Voting Buhari by ArmedRobber: 8:57pm On May 12, 2016
ganagagi:
If you regret voting buhari said YES and if you did not said NO
IPOD YOOT ,see how u disgraced urself,gringrin
Common English u can't write.
but u will be the first person to call buhari a dullard.
PoliticsRe: Ogun Identifies Agriculture, Transportation As Viable Sectors For Investors by ArmedRobber: 7:20am On May 12, 2016
Fugazi:
Wow, that's a great heritage to be proud of. Omo Ogun, ise ya!
Did you watch the Ogun investment forum? Ma so pe Omo Ogun ni e without doing your part o. tongue
Saw it in the news,didn't watch.
PoliticsRe: Ogun Identifies Agriculture, Transportation As Viable Sectors For Investors by ArmedRobber: 7:12am On May 12, 2016
My Dad Awori - Lagos state
My Mum Owu -- Ogun state
Am proud of this two states.
PoliticsRe: 'God Answers Prayers Faster In Ogun State' - Governor Amosun by ArmedRobber: 7:08am On May 12, 2016
grin
EducationRe: BREAKING NEWS: All Federal Universities To Pay The Same Fees – FG by ArmedRobber: 7:04am On May 12, 2016
If you can't afford education try ignorancegrin
BusinessRe: How Chris Folayan Built Mall-For-Africa From His Bedroom by ArmedRobber: 7:02am On May 12, 2016
Thanks Opgrin for changing the headline.
BusinessRe: How Chris Folayan Built Mall-For-Africa From His Bedroom by ArmedRobber:
EVILFOREST:
Only IGBOS and YORUBAS ... nawaooo
Attach by force.

No be SE/SS AGAIN..cheesygrin

Abeg we no need Fake isrealites that was sent out of isreal for producing fake bibles,annonting oil,e.t.c
BusinessRe: How Chris Folayan Built Mall-For-Africa From His Bedroom by ArmedRobber: 6:59am On May 12, 2016
Team Oduduwacheesygrin
ProgrammingRe: Team Humane App For The Blind Wins Microsoft Imagine Cup Nigeria 2016 by ArmedRobber: 6:57am On May 12, 2016
Team oodua
CelebritiesRe: Davido With Tinashe And Rappers, Rae Sremmurd by ArmedRobber: 11:48am On May 11, 2016
Category1:
Like say psqure never do this one pass
Like say D'banj,wizkid,wale never do this one passgringrin
PoliticsRe: The Myth Of Yoruba Unity. by ArmedRobber: 10:25am On May 09, 2016
[/size][size=8pt]Real igbos re anambra
The rest igbos re offsprings of OSU CASTE SYSTEM
Which Means they re all Slaves in their father LAND[b]Real igbos re anambra
The rest igbos re offsprings of OSU CASTE SYSTEM
Which Means they re all Slaves in their father LAND[/b]Real igbos re anambra
The rest igbos re offsprings of OSU CASTE SYSTEM
Which Means they re all Slaves in their father LAND
RomanceRe: Nigeria Women Reveals Reason For Not Enjoying Sex With Men With Big Penis by ArmedRobber(op): 7:20pm On May 03, 2016
grin
RomanceNigeria Women Reveals Reason For Not Enjoying Sex With Men With Big Penis by ArmedRobber(op): 7:20pm On May 03, 2016
Men love to brag about the size of their penis. It is
believed that the bigger the penis, the more fun
the woman will have. But is this always the case?

Naij.com spoke to six women who were willing to reveal
the reasons why they are not big fans of well endowed
men.

‘Bad idea for first timers.’ – Rukayat, 24
“My first time was with a guy who had a very big one. It
was so traumatizing and painful that for a long time, I
was afraid of sex. Eventually, I dated someone who was
average and sex was fun. I made a vow to avoid those
men that are bigger.”


‘Uncomfortable MouthAction’ – Iyin, 26
“I currently have a fiance who is very endowed. I
eventually got used to his size but it is so hard to give
him MouthAction. He loves getting it but it makes my jaw
hurt for days after. I avoid giving him a Mouth Action very
often because it is so uncomfortable and I am sure he is
not very happy about this.”


They don’t try hard enough – Rita, 24
“I don’t know if it is because having a big penis is
something to be proud of, but the two endowed men I
have had sex with do not try hard enough in the
bedroom. They believe I do not need anything else apart
from their big D. They are terrible with pre-intimacy. One of
them would never even finger me. He was always
bragging about why I would need his finger when he is
so big. Needless to say, I never lasted long in those
relationships.”
Some positions are impossible –

Yetunde, 23
“Ah! I am currently dating one of those men right now.
It is very uncomfortable sometimes. Before meeting
him, I usually enjoy doggy style, but it has become such
a terror to endure with him. He hits my cervix and it is
not enjoyable. We only do missionary most of the time
because it is less painful. It really does not make our sex
life spicy at all.”


Hand jobs are difficult – Benita, 27
“My main issue with men that are big is that you cannot
really wrap your hand around it. While it might seem
like something to be impressed about, it really is no fun
for me. I enjoy giving hand jobs for many reasons,
especially as pre-intimacy. But when I dated one endowed
guy for a year, I did not enjoy it. It cramped my hands
and made things difficult.”


It’s all they talk about – Franca, 24
“My only issue with them is that they talk about how big
it is too much. One I dated one time cannot have sex
without mentioning how big it is, like 50 times in every
round. He will ask me to say how big he is, he will make
me talk about how I enjoy the size, etc. When I want to
do dirty talk my way, he will just ignore and would
rather spend the whole session talking about his penis
and how I should be grateful for it. It was not fun.”
The post Nigerian women reveal their reasons for not
enjoyoing sex with men with big penis


www.blazehood.com/2016/05/03/nigerian-women-reveal-their-reasons-for-not-enjoyoing-sex-with-men-with-big-penis/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook
RomanceNigeria Women Reveals Reason For Not Enjoying Sex With Men With Big Penis by ArmedRobber(op): 3:04pm On May 03, 2016
Men love to brag about the size of their penis. It is
believed that the bigger the penis, the more fun
the woman will have. But is this always the case?

Naij.com spoke to six women who were willing to reveal
the reasons why they are not big fans of well endowed
men.

‘Bad idea for first timers.’ – Rukayat, 24
“My first time was with a guy who had a very big one. It
was so traumatizing and painful that for a long time, I
was afraid of sex. Eventually, I dated someone who was
average and sex was fun. I made a vow to avoid those
men that are bigger.”


‘Uncomfortable MouthAction’ – Iyin, 26
“I currently have a fiance who is very endowed. I
eventually got used to his size but it is so hard to give
him MouthAction. He loves getting it but it makes my jaw
hurt for days after. I avoid giving him a Mouth Action very
often because it is so uncomfortable and I am sure he is
not very happy about this.”


They don’t try hard enough – Rita, 24
“I don’t know if it is because having a big penis is
something to be proud of, but the two endowed men I
have had sex with do not try hard enough in the
bedroom. They believe I do not need anything else apart
from their big D. They are terrible with pre-intimacy. One of
them would never even finger me. He was always
bragging about why I would need his finger when he is
so big. Needless to say, I never lasted long in those
relationships.”
Some positions are impossible –

Yetunde, 23
“Ah! I am currently dating one of those men right now.
It is very uncomfortable sometimes. Before meeting
him, I usually enjoy doggy style, but it has become such
a terror to endure with him. He hits my cervix and it is
not enjoyable. We only do missionary most of the time
because it is less painful. It really does not make our sex
life spicy at all.”


Hand jobs are difficult – Benita, 27
“My main issue with men that are big is that you cannot
really wrap your hand around it. While it might seem
like something to be impressed about, it really is no fun
for me. I enjoy giving hand jobs for many reasons,
especially as pre-intimacy. But when I dated one endowed
guy for a year, I did not enjoy it. It cramped my hands
and made things difficult.”


It’s all they talk about – Franca, 24
“My only issue with them is that they talk about how big
it is too much. One I dated one time cannot have sex
without mentioning how big it is, like 50 times in every
round. He will ask me to say how big he is, he will make
me talk about how I enjoy the size, etc. When I want to
do dirty talk my way, he will just ignore and would
rather spend the whole session talking about his penis
and how I should be grateful for it. It was not fun.”
The post Nigerian women reveal their reasons for not
enjoyoing sex with men with big penis


www.blazehood.com/2016/05/03/nigerian-women-reveal-their-reasons-for-not-enjoyoing-sex-with-men-with-big-penis/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook
CrimeCLEVER! Nigerian Woman Hides Cocaine In The Most Unlikely Place (photos) by ArmedRobber(op): 9:49am On May 03, 2016
The National Drug Law Enforcement
Agency (NDLEA) on Saturday arrested
a woman at the Murtala Muhammed
International Airport in Lagos, for
allegedly attempting to smuggle 1.72kg of
cocaine into the country.
The 41-year suspect, Dorothy Onyekasi
who was travelling on an Emirates flight
from Dubai reportedly feigned pregnancy
in an attempt to get the drugs through
customs but was intercepted during a
screening of inbound passengers. This was
confirmed in a statement issued and
signed by the agency’s spokesperson, Mr
Mitchell Ofoyeju.
“The National Drug Law Enforcement
Agency (NDLEA) on Saturday arrested a
woman at the Murtala Muhammed
International Airport, Lagos, who faked
pregnancy with wraps of substances
suspected to be cocaine.
“The drug was intercepted during the
inward screening of passengers on an
Emirates flight from Dubai, United Arab
Emirates.”
“The substance has a total weight of 1.720
kilogrammes with an estimated street
value of N20.6 million.”
“I am a business woman living in Lagos. I
am separated from my husband who left
me with three children. I travelled to
Dubai to buy goods. While I was preparin
to return, I met a man in Dubai who gave
me the drug and promised to give me
enough money to expand my business
“He also told me that when I get to
Nigeria, he will call his partner to collect
the drug and give me my money.”
“It is all my fault, If only I was contented
with the profit from the sales of my goods;
I would not have been in this problem.”

buzznigeria.com/woman-faked-pregnancy-86-wraps-cocaine-nabbed-ndlea/

CrimeRe: China-Bound Nigerian Arrested With 130ATM Cards Hidden In Noodles (pic) by ArmedRobber: 12:25am On Apr 30, 2016
Name Checkers association of Nigeria..

No market today come tomorrow
CelebritiesRe: Teebillz Takes Cocaine, EFCC Investigating Him Over N45m -tiwa Savage by ArmedRobber: 11:58pm On Apr 29, 2016
I don't know about that but I can't testify before any judges that Don jazzy have being bleeping tiwa since 2010 till Date
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: I Never Slept With Donjazzy, Tuface And Dr Sid by ArmedRobber: 11:30pm On Apr 29, 2016
oluamid:
And we should believe you because you are... an armedrobber?
Seriously have known tiwa even b4 fame,
She always come to maryland at least twice a week..

Don jazzy Bleep tiwa pass that mumu boy teebliz.
Don baba j na defacto husband for tiwa..

If I fit meet don jazzy and tiwa one on one, I go tell dem to swear with radiator water or ayilala if dem no dey bleep each other
PoliticsWhen Is Enugu Fasting And Prayers Going To Start by ArmedRobber(op): 11:01pm On Apr 29, 2016
Igbos need to start fasting and prayers before fulani herdsmen turn the Land to Islamic state of Biafra gringrin
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: I Never Slept With Donjazzy, Tuface And Dr Sid by ArmedRobber: 10:40pm On Apr 29, 2016
Tiwa u re a Liar..

I worked with mo'hits when D'banj was around..


Don baba don dey straff you even before ur fame.

You want make I count how many times Don jazzy straff ur kpekus for swimming pool area for Mo'hits house in Maryland..


How I wish I fit carry u and Don jazzy go sango shrine. Make una go swear If una Bleep ..
RomanceRe: Had Sex With A Girl And My Room Is Still Smelling 2days After by ArmedRobber: 1:49pm On Apr 29, 2016
She fit be Linda ikeji family.
Their pussy odour stench and oozes like spoilt fishgringrin
RomanceRe: [pics] When Your Husband Can’t Wait To Get In The Bedroom Just After Wedding by ArmedRobber(op): 1:35pm On Apr 29, 2016
:DLMAO
Romance[pics] When Your Husband Can’t Wait To Get In The Bedroom Just After Wedding by ArmedRobber(op): 1:34pm On Apr 29, 2016
This is all for laughs! This picture has gone viral
depicting the huge bulge a husband suffers when he
can’t wait to get in the bedroom with his newly married
wife.
Although, the picture looks exaggerated, some people
are saying it is absolutely the case for people who have
not explored each other before marriage.

Rocktation, farano
Where re thou

BusinessRe: OIL PRICE HITS $48- Friday 29th April 2016 by ArmedRobber: 11:13am On Apr 29, 2016
It's a gradual process...

In other news


YORUBA: my brother, the Fulani herdsmen u claimed u
will kill if they step on your soil don dey on top your soil
o.
IGBO: Make dem try nonsense first.

YORUBA: dem don dey kill people o

IGBO: are u sure? wey pics?

YORUBA: dem don rape ur women finish..

IGBO: yoruba guy, wetin be ur own? una get light? una no
see say petrol no dey?

YORUBA: Dem don turn your land to rubbles

IGBO: I be Lagos boy. SAI BUHARI!!!
PoliticsRe: Gbogbo Aye Si Ntun Npariwo Pe Buhari O Se Nkankan! by ArmedRobber: 11:07am On Apr 29, 2016
biafransoul:
E je ki ama tan ara wa je. Awon Omo Fulani pelu olori ede wa mo nkan ti won nse. Awon aiye, eri pe Buhari gan o let soro so ke mo bi ti se tele ri. Eje ki amura dada, a si gbodo gba ki won gba ile wa fun grazing reserve won ni tori ibi ti gbogbo oro yi nlo niyen. Ese eyin ara
Ogbeni mi o ro pe awon mujemuje won je awon ti daeranko looto, won ko n fi oruko na boju nii, janduku ni won je won kii se aderan

Oro billi girazing yii to to nkan ti a n yo ada sii, awon gomino wa ti je ko ye ile igbimo asofin pe ko le e bosi rara..enikeni ti o ba ni ilo ile ki wo kan is gomino ile Na.
Koju be lo

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