₦airaland Forum

The only reasonable Afonja so far so good without amala and ewedu in his brain

Am even tired anytime I hear about Saraki and CCT trial...... This con3 is a SCAM.... It's only God who can give justice.... Our judicial system is a child's play

I love Nigeria..... a criminal is allowed to roam the street freely and an innocent citizen is punished for am offence he has no idea about.... Saraki ride on baba we r behind u

And the bastard has been on trial for his past deeds..... He isn't free yet from it and he's committing another

Lmao baptism by fire indeed..... He has become the Holy Spirit..... Afonjas known with their myopic and ewedu ways of doin things

Afonjas won't love this

ugochukwufrenzy:
Why ıs naıraland too serıous dıs mornıng?pls brıng back our tonto nd bbn threads back.

........ As in eh... Me sef suprise as serious threads jus dey hit FP....








Lala I sight thee

Lols, Nigerians always good at making fun of their predicament and sorrow... Imagine the people protesting are even happy and smiling..... Naija I hail

Mathemagician1:
The Igbos will remain neutral in the eventuality of a war between Yorubas and their political ally up North.

Kindly count us out of your predicament and stop grouping us together under one "South"

..... Abeg tell them my brother... We South East jus dey look dem... We are ever neutral

Imagining 2002 highlander I wanted to go for.... A car of 1.7 million now goes for 2.5million for toks.... Same with RX300.....buhari pls jus pack for whr u dey... We can still b paying u your salary from Nigeria sef

And hell rufai wuld open his smelling mouth and say he is compensating the fulani herdsmen.... Thankin them for a job well done

It's been a long time

Please nairalanders I sincerely need your advice..... I have been using tecno all my life since the era of Android OS ...i have an opportunity now of upgrading to an i-phone6s..... Pls is the i-phone6s battery reliable and durable as my current tecno L8 of 5050mAH....am really a phone freak who hates anything like a phone with a weak battery life...







Pls Mod... I reali need the advice of my fellow nairalanders... I know it's not a snake thread buh lalasticlala and mynd44 show ur man mercy make i no go make wrong choice o... Pls do the needful by takin it to the promise Land

Oyind17:
You fell in love with the make up, she must keep you with make up

...... I can't stop laughing.... God y nairalanders be like this...

Dashboard looks like one of 2003 model

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Lols OP feels like commitin suicide at the moment .... c bashing

sexaddict08:
u don enter one chance be that... Yoruba people will say Eleyi gidigan Hausa man go like, ka shiga ukwu Igbo go be like, .....?

.. Ekwensu enwere fone number

[quote author=sexaddict08 post=53379804]u don enter one chance be that...
Yoruba people will say Eleyi gidigan
Hausa man go like, ka shiga ukwu
Igbo go be like,..[\Quote]Ekwensu enwere fone number

mccoy47:
Who is dat mumu dat brought this to FP?
It's less than 24hrs and you hv already declared dem missing?
For all we know dey maybe in one of those numerous Abuja hotels collecting big cassava!
Lol.


But on a more serious note.
You don't declare someone missing until after 48hrs.. that's standard procedure

.. You deserve to be thrown into kiri kiri for this statement buh I wuld show mercy for saraki sake

I jus hope they don't hand them over to the police o...











Mehn Toyota products dey fear me to use....... Team volkwagen all the way

Hello all!

I'm dedicating this thread to owners of Audi and Volkswagen models. There would appear to be a gap in the Nigerian Auto Industry, with regards to correct repair, diagnosis, service and general maintenance of these cars. I would like to try addressing these issues, as much as I can remotely, from a distance. I don't promise to always get it right, I can but try. Of course, the more details you give, the better.

Please use the format as shown below:

01) Make.
02) Model.
03) Engine size.
04) Transmission type.
05) Model year.
06) Spec (Euro or US).
07) Drive configuration.

As an example, here is how my details will be posted:

01) Audi.
02) S8.
03) 4,2L V8 32V.
04 5-Speed Tiptronic.
05) 2002.
06) Euro
07) Permanent AWD.

Then give as much detail as possible with regards the issues, if any. Examples shown below:

01) Car difficult to start when hot.
02) Car difficult to start when cold.
03) Car does not start at all (engine cranks, but doesn't fire).
04) Car does not start at all (engine does not crank at all).
05) Car starts, but doesn't idle (needs constant gas pedal pressed).
06) Car starts and runs, but jerks in motion, fuel consumption seems higher than normal.
07) Car starts and runs, but jerks in motion, fuel consumption appears normal.
08) Car doesn't start after long drive, but will start as normal after cooling for over an hour and above.
09) Car starts and drives as normal, but becomes sluggish and jerky once warm.
10) Engine has knock and rattle, gets worse under load (driving).
11) Engine has knock and rattle at idle, less under load (driving).
12) Engine died whilst driving. Noise before it stopped, does not sound normal cranking, or doesn't crank at all.
13) Engine idles lumpy (misfire evident).
14) Check Engine Light illuminated.
15) Fuel consumption has increased,  car appears to run and drive as normal.
16) Coolant level keeps dropping, no over heating.
17) Coolant level keeps dropping, engine overheating.
18) Coolant level normal, engine overheating.
19) Black smoke from exhaust.
20) Blue smoke from exhaust, engine performance appears normal.
21) Blue smoke from exhaust, marked drop in engine performance.
22) Grey smoke (steam) from exhaust.
23) Oil in coolant reservoir.
24) Coolant / water (sludge) in oil, evident on dipstick and inside of oil filler cap.
25) Auto transmission doesn't change gear, stays in one gear. Gear shift indicator on dash (PRNDS, PRND etc) all illuminated.
26) Auto transmission doesn't engage reverse, all forward gears okay. Gear shift indicator on dash (PRNDS, PRND etc) all illuminated.
27) Auto transmission loses drive once warm. Gear shift indicator on dash (PRNDS, PRND etc) NOT illuminated.
28) Auto transmission slips in all gears, engine revs high, road speed doesn't match. Gear shift indicator on dash (PRNDS, PRND etc) all illuminated.
29) Manual transmission noisy (noise increases with road speed).
30) Manual transmission slips out of gear (more so when braking).
31) Manual transmission crunches when selecting gears.
32) Manual transmission difficult to select individual gears.
33) Manual transmission impossible to select individual gears.
34) Manual transmission impossible to select ANY gears.
35) Clutch pedal soft, will not return to rest position.
36) Clutch pedal stiff, gear selection difficult.
37) Brake pedal spongy, car difficult to stop.
38) Brake pedal has excessive travel before car stops.
39) Grinding noise when applying brakes from speed.
40) Vibration when applying brakes from speed.
41) Car pulls to one side during sudden sharp (emergency) braking.
42) Knocking from front of car over bumps or rough roads.
43) Knocking from rear of car over bumps or rough roads.
44) Car has excessive "bounce" even over moderate bumps.
45) Car appears lower on one side, even when parked on level ground.
46) Droning noise from wheel area, worse when turning corners.
47) Droning noise from wheel area, less when turning corners.
48) Clicking noise from front wheel, worse when turning corners.
49) Vibration from steering wheel at certain speeds.
50) Aircon blows warm air.
51) Aircon blows cold air, but not from vents.
52) External lights don't work.
53) Cruise control doesn't operate.
54) ABS warning light is on.
55) Airbag warning light is on.
56) Battery keeps going flat, battery warning light illuminated.
57) Battery keeps going flat, battery warning light NOT illuminated.
58) Alarm sounds randomly.
59) Remote key does not work.
60) Central locking does not work.
61) Electric window does not work.
62) Electric mirror does not work.
63) Electric sunroof does not work.
64) Horn does not work, or has random operation.
65) One or more doors fails to unlock.
66) Door open warning on dash illuminated, despite all doors being shut.
67) Hood open warning on dash illuminated, despite hood being shut.
68) Trunk open warning on das illuminated, despite trunk being shut.
69) Poor radio reception.
70) Audio volume adjusts itself randomly.
71) Digital central display on dash dim, worse when warm.
72) Digital central display on dash has broken / missing pixels.
73) Wiper operation very slow, even on high setting.
74) Wiper fuse constantly burns out.
75) Wipes don't operate.
76) Key warning lamp on dash flashing, difficult to start car.
77) Key warning lamp on dash flashing, impossible to start car.
78) Key warning lamp on dash flashing, engine starts, then dies after approximately 2 seconds.
79) Fuel pump noisy (buzzing from trunk / rear).
80) Speedo does not work.
81) Speedo works intermittently.
82) Speedo / dash not illuminated with lights on.
83) No communication with diagnostic equipment via OBD II port.

... Pls hw do you see the performance of volkwagen toureg as a first car... Is it really reliable... Hw abt it maintenance, fuel economy and availability of parts and mechanic

Make I fence my Land for here

Buh Buhari why.....

godin:
rip

.... .....why NL be like this God.... I jus can't stop laughing... Person never die, obituary Don come outside.... Nigerians sha I jus weak for una case

Op am highly dissapointed........ All this pictures you uploaded are jus within one area.... Which is new owerri, world Bank and Govt house area....... What happened to the 99.9% of the state...... Very thick Bush...

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Help her wash and repark the car well.... Since it's not ready to b sold