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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 11:47pm On Sep 29, 2020
He wasn't fired - what's his problem? Why the need to own so many guns? His wife said all the bruises on her body were from the beatings - poor wifey!

salford1:
Bunch of crooks..both of them.
Romance › Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by armyofone(m): 11:37pm On Sep 29, 2020
Great! I agree with you! I think people should not use greed or gluttony to spoil the simple act of getting to know each other.

Haha - not expensive - just roasted chicken wink

Sixfeetbelle:
Yes, she has to pay.

Jokes apart, if you ask someone out, you are expected to say my treat and then have to cover all the bills. But if you're lucky to meet a sensitive person, they can offer to split bills with you or pay for some things (as a generous freewill help).


I know a Cognac, I think, but Excuse me? Full rotte what? The name alone sounds more expensive than my 4 years worth of tuition fees grin grin
Romance › Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by armyofone(m): 9:59pm On Sep 29, 2020
So if a lady ask a guy out for a date, it is mandatory she pays right ?

Like for example paying for crackhaus dinner (he will eat one full rotisserie chicken and finish a whole bottle of cognac grin)

Sixfeetbelle:
That's not how it works though. If you ask someone out on a date, it's mandatory that you're paying and you announce it. If they decide to reciprocate it, fine, but it's not a must.
Romance › Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by armyofone(m): 9:46pm On Sep 29, 2020
We have to start from somewhere - Sharing info of how things are done. Nothing is set in stones now. Nigerian women can change, that's my belief.

crackhaus:
Is it Nigerian women you're telling this one? cheesy

It's like you've spent too long with uncle Sam and forgotten how your sisters love to enjoy the life their father could not provide for them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden And Trump Presidential Election Debate In US Tonight by armyofone(m): 9:38pm On Sep 29, 2020
Ummmm - let me go get some chill smirnoff and re-chill grin or maybe get some stronger Irish cream just in case grin. They are speaking to undecided people like me embarassed
Romance › Re: Everyone, Eat Before Your Date! Haba! by armyofone(m): 3:55pm On Sep 29, 2020
Everyone pays for their own meals. Ladies should stop depending on a guy to pay for their lunch or dinner. No free meal in life. You work for your keep!
If guy is insistent of paying, allow him but on condition you will pay for next.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 6:15pm On Sep 28, 2020
Tough time....he forgot to dine with a long spoon.

Get better soon!

PremierGuy:
Former Trump Campaign Manager, Brad Parscale barricaded himself while armed in his Fort Lauderdale home and threatened to harm himself. He has since been taken to the hospital and held under the Baker Act which is the Florida equivalent of a psychiatric hold.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 5:40pm On Sep 28, 2020
grin giving you mischievous grin - debate night cheesy

Prestonn:
Thanks Boss.


Your birthday? September 29
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 5:35pm On Sep 28, 2020
The whole drama, info cooking and brewing, crooking and schemes etc are just too much.
Let someone else come in and cool things down. Not a must to run the country.
We don't want our country to be third world but that's just the way it is going now.
Enough already with the "release this and that before election "
I hope Mr. Pascale gets well soon.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 9:00pm On Sep 25, 2020
Something like this snack for September 29th - cheesy!

I like everything with Cherry on it!
Nice one pappi Prestonn!!

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Starting my weekend with this beautiful breakfast. kiss

Yogurt Parfait ❤

●Yogurt
●Granola
●Cherry
Family › Re: Wives Living In Nigeria And Husbands Abroad: My Encounter by armyofone(m): 5:52am On Sep 25, 2020
If that's your call in life, discuss about open marriage and safe sex before you leave the country. No need playing mind games. Then the women in such situation can decide what they want- vibrator, friend w/ benefit etc
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 9:48pm On Sep 24, 2020
Was the fish crying during frying grin ?

Okay baby fishy, i won't eat you.

Coming for the rice grin

BlueRayDick:
Trust me the rice is the side and the fishes the star of the dish wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 5:50pm On Sep 24, 2020
Good development! I hope and pray it continues to go down.

But why is Dr. Fausi or Dr. Birx not at the conference ?
They should have been the ones doing the particular brief.

pryme:
This should be good news for any normal human being in the US, but some people want more deaths to their fellow citizen all because of TDS.

Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by armyofone(m): 5:04pm On Sep 23, 2020
Let's work on this ya fear grin

crackhaus:
NEVER!!!
Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by armyofone(m): 5:00pm On Sep 23, 2020
Kids first then clip next. Will you do it ? Don't worry as I can use non silver clips tongue gold your clipping material preference, i see - you got it.

crackhaus:
Has he done it? This is what I asked...not if he's from Saturn. cheesy

As for me, all the way to hell with this vasectomy nonsense mehn. The cognac/dom pérignon and suya, I can definitely have, good vibes... But the moment I see anything shiny with blades like a scissors getting too close to my nutsack, I'm busting heads. No time.

The thread even made me discuss the subject with someone today, thank goodness we are on the same page – well, she had no choice but to just stay on the same page because I AIN'T EVER GONNA, read that twice. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 4:56pm On Sep 23, 2020
I find it hard to believe he is the one tweeting...i mean how does he do it all ? grin

CoronaVirusRelo:
When Donald tweets, I still find it hard to believe he is the POTUS.

He has ridiculed that office. A joke that office has become.

Look at how EU downturns his supposed Iraqi sanctions. It says alot. Respec lost!
Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by armyofone(m): 4:19pm On Sep 23, 2020
He is from another planet and can even self clip grin
As for you my friend, i can help you. First is to take away your fear, make sure there are enough cognac / Dom Perignon, suya etc, scissor and some wipes.
Got to alleviate that fear and tight hold you have on the balls tongue grin


crackhaus:
Mehhh...
Has your hubby done it? grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Men Talk About Vasectomies by armyofone(m): 6:24am On Sep 23, 2020
Just a little clipping o shocked carry baby for nine months and let it pass the tiny hole then come talk undecided grin

crackhaus:
Mehn fück this shit, no scalpel or surgical knife is going anywhere near my balls.
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Sv5FjBi.gif
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Trump Will Beat Biden by armyofone(m): 7:00pm On Sep 22, 2020
Don't you think what China is doing now in Africa is the same as what the once emperors did in Africa and to Africans ?

crackhaus:
Well China and Russia with all their dictatorship did/has not put Africans in chains and transport them across the seas, unlike the American empire.

But we watch... cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 5:39pm On Sep 22, 2020
That's what I really don't understand - just take a look at what they offer WIC - smh
Sister JC is right.

AmazonTopaz:
When you have spoken out against the forced sterilization of women by the Trump admin and taken care of all the underprivilege kids around you.
Then we can talk but for now safe abortion continues.
TV/Movies › Re: Dr. Chinyere Ohiri: Willie Willie 1980s Horror Film Actor by armyofone(m): 4:11am On Sep 19, 2020
Chucky grin

Angelfrost:
Basket Case was just INSANE!!!.... Worthy mentions:

Child's Play
Jeeper Creeper
Pot of Life
Devil's Sword
Ultimate Power (Ayamatanga) grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 9:54pm On Sep 18, 2020
If the vaccine is truly ready, many Americans want to wait - at least not just right away - who is gonna be the experimental walking homo sapien for 8 months old vac/medication?

Okay back to my mask, gloves and eye shield for now grin

obixcel:
So the much promised Vaccine for the China Virus is almost ready...but wait for it......



















Democrats are freaking out and are now criticising President Trump for it grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Media to Democrat: smiley wink smileyTrump promised a vaccine before the end of the year and now it's almost ready. Would you trust that Vaccine?
Democrats: undecided undecided cry embarassed Nooooooooooooo!!! Reject!! Reject!! How dare him?! Orange man bad!!

Everyday Ordinary folks: huh shocked shocked Looks like this much talked about TDS is actually real. Why are Dems so mad at this now as if Trump mixed and prepared the vaccine himself. Aren't they going to respect and adhere to the science they have been preaching for months now?

Conclusion: The disease of Liberalism is real and the Vaccine is Donald J. Trump grin grin grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 9:48pm On Sep 18, 2020
Nagode!

descarado:
Put them inside water until you are ready to use.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 7:13pm On Sep 18, 2020
Let me sing my mom's song a lil bit - Sura sura, sura the tailor is your man grin grin

Eja ka ma jaiye oni - November 3rd nibo ni e ?
Almost time to get it done and over.

Independent - looking 360 degree grin
Far yonder Lord take your children across the Ocean -singing my sweet Negro Spiritual
grin
All the arguements will soon be overrrrrrrrrrr
phew!! My voice is hoarse grin grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 7:06pm On Sep 18, 2020
shocked on my way for that zogole! I'm missing the north walahi talahi!!

AgbenuAnna:
I don’t know how to describe it but you should try it
The one below was done by a friend that’s how it’s suppose to look like but I don’t know how to eat raw tomatoes and onions
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 7:05pm On Sep 18, 2020
Lol maybe @
Liposure:
neva seen blue onions b4
It's the camera i think.

Sometimes when i leaves my sliced or chopped onion unusedimmediately, it turns blueish.
Career › Re: What Was The Amount Of Your First Salary? by armyofone(m): 10:48pm On Sep 17, 2020
Good one!

Please how can one or a graduate engineer get this type of job ?

NathanKAY:
400k in 2018 as an Engineer, then got to 700k by early 2019 after a promotion, got to 1m by early 2020. . . But now cut down to 700k again because of the whole pandemic. I am still grateful regardless smiley
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 11:17pm On Sep 16, 2020
The best of the north! Coming with my plate and fresh albasa to share.

AgbenuAnna:
Northern salad(kuli kuli and moringa )
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 11:16pm On Sep 16, 2020
Exactly grin i wanted to ask ina albasa grin makes it tasty.

Nopanties:
Hahaha Zogole or so... I'm not a Northerner. You didn't add fresh onion to yours
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 11:13pm On Sep 16, 2020
That looks like zogoli - is zogole same as moringa ?

AgbenuAnna:
Northern salad(kuli kuli and moringa )
Food › Re: Latest Prices Of Bags Of Rice In Nigeria by armyofone(m): 9:47pm On Sep 16, 2020
Please where can one buy Brown Rice ?

I'm looking to buy 25kg of brown rice. Please anyone with idea of where to buy should share.

Is ofada rice same as the stony rice ?
Education › Re: Orlu Road Primary School, Owerri: "A Death Trap" (Video, Photos) by armyofone(m): 9:16pm On Sep 16, 2020
Oh Nigeria!! Wetin do you ?

Why are the witches not improving the communities?

What a country!!!

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