₦airaland Forum

Lobsan Rampa: 1. Fowl
2. Fish
3. Goat
4. Cow
and may be eggs

nice one girls,keep it up.

@topic, we all know how this ends, the friend of the Op finds out and burns him up. BTW I think it's your destiny tho. that is why your name is Andy-"blaze"

@op, beware of strange girls.

The black pool party dey like that because the gals they fear say the boys go finger them randomly for inside water. As gals them no wan enter water na the boys too kukuma sit down for outside pool make them no go do bone to bone for water.

Me I no fit advice you for this mater cos when me dey 19 year, I don dey doke woman wen old pass my mama. 20 years na big boy be that na.

This is my own advice, if an armed robber points a gun at you and ask for your money, don't preach to him o, just give him the money jeje. A word is enough for the wise.

maybe just to check if the thing is still there, because back in the days evil people steal things like that.

Omotola + spielberg = Photoshop.

Lol @topic, befor nkor, abi make them carry medal give am?

The solution to this problem is for Africans there to behave like the malaysias, be more civil.

matalan: Taking cornflakes at this age.

Cornflakes is for people of all ages.

Them researchers can't tell me nothing. I have been cooking chicken on my own for the past 30 year without anybody telling me how to go about it, I don't think anything is going to change now.

muhaha!

why that guy cover im nose with paper na, abi the girl yansh dey smell?

Police dey fear naked men ni?

Oil bunkering tinz. whatever niger delta boys can do Kogi boys can do too. and maybe even better.

otijah: Nigeria again. am beginning to suspect that there is a bad omen following this country whenever we are outside Nigeria

I reject it in Jesus name. amen!

why him come be last, since when naija come begin dey carry last for anything? well RIP sha.

^^^you are on point, I feel you.

My brother, i have a B.Eng in electrical/electronics engineering. with focus on electronics by my training, i should be designing electronics devices. All i learnt was equations! many of us here cannot repair ordinary transistor radios let alone designing and producing.

@Op, I see where you coming from, the Nigerian University system should be reformed. I have never meet an electronics engineering student that can't repair a simple electronic device like radio. most of them here spend their free time building complex robotic designs.

Who said garri has no expiry date? guys don't push your luck too far. I think its time NAFDAC makes it mandatory for all garri sellers to have expiry date on their garri. Because garri do go bad.

JuicyGee: Hw bout evrybodi shut duh fu*k up nd stop throwing tantrums at Burnaboy. Who kw wat truly happened, who kw wat she might av done 2 piss him off! All dis (workers) girls are so rude, nd believe me I've witness de way dey talk 2 ppl. Burnaboy might be at fault also. Pheww! #smh

I hope you will not end up to be a lawyer. cos you sound like Mrs Stumblebum.

I talk am say that boy dey mad. After him sing with only pant on finish, him carry on go slap a salesgirl in port-harcourt.

she can't categorically say that Beverly is a virgin when she has not ask her Oga at the top @ww. that's all.
I just had to say it, it's too funny.

What I have just learnt from this MOG is that it's very ok to fornicate and commit adultery, cos at the end of the day you will become more popular as peeps love you more.

This boy dey mad, why him go dey wear only pant for front of senate president like that. That is very disrespectful

Promhize: This is a bid to disgrace Nigeria's music Industry

You have just said my mind. I don't blame her, It's those that invited her that I blame.

I think it's cool

@op, you try small.

My sweet baby! she so fine.

This man may not have died from having sex, he most likely died of asphyxiation.