₦airaland Forum

lecturerdabo:
Dear Lord grant your Children quick recovery and keep us all safe !

Especially, nairaland family and friends- NFF!!!

Akshow:
Oya let the bashing begin from homophobic, hypocritical, holier than thou, more pope Than Benedict, more Christian than the white men that brought the Christianity Nigerians begin. Sipping zoborodo as I read comments from ignorant homophobics

helovesme:
So much hype with this "one hit wonder"

Apart from "classic man", what other song is he known for ?

Did he fly in with a plane full of arms and ammunition for his security this time around ?

Why is he hiding his relaxed hair under a cap? Dude is ashamed of his Afro/kinky hair and he chose to have it "relaxed" using a hair relaxer

salabscholar01:
Those calling this woman useless, are probably still feeding from dads and mums___Growing up is not just increase in height, but increase in wisdom as well.

Some are ignorantly saying she needs a job. If I may ask, has she ever at one time or the other, said she is doing it just to get illicit rewards? Who among you here has ever volunteered much like her, doing such a humanitarian service like she does? Can you sacrifice a minute to stand under the sun, for that neighbour who is aggrieved? Do you know she is the strength of these mothers? If we should all do the same looking forward to be rewarded with juicy political positions, I bet you, the direction where the progress of the true changes lies in this country as we wish, still left much to be desired.


She speaks for men, women, children and I believe she will be rewarded abundantly for her goodwill. shame on those who paint her wrongly, staring from the sidelines to judge her actions,,.. Do you even know the dialogue between her and the FG? Have you ever take your time to ask? Please so many questions you need to ask yourself before you judge others.

Dollyak:
The worrying thing is why Yoruba language are constantly being ignored in favour of Hausa. This needs an explanation.

PinkBarbie:
Send with caution.

Francon:
A lady once told me of how the boyfriend took record of the s-e-x they had. She said even though her face didn't show, she deleted it after the act. I laughed at her and said she wasn't smart. She didn't understand. So I told her there were other places the video might be at that moment. She doubted and I proved to her with my phone.


Some days later she revisited the boyfriend. Had access to his phone and went straight to what I showed her. Lo and Behold what she deleted was in another file that automatically duplicates your uploads when using a mobile data or WI-FI That was how I saved her.


Whenever a guy ask me any sex related discussion, I always have a handful of replies. For example:

Boy: Baby, what are you wearing?
Me: The full armour of God

Boy: I'm feeling cold
Me: Try and cover yourself with the blood of Jesus or better still drink coffee or take cigar

BOY: Are you wet?
Me: Yes because out of my belly shall flow rivers of the living waters

AND MANY MORE

Your dry bones (Preeq) won't rise again. It will die a painful death.



Girls should just stop entertaining these clowns that remembers them when they are hor ny. If you can't keep a secret, don't expect someone else to keep it for you. Anything that leaves your territory will be shared. The earlier you take note of this, the better.

finalboss:
if you tell em frm now till tomorrow...
dey ll still send...why disturb your self... girls are unstable creature... nothing upstairs