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100 dollars or naira?

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Take it easy. You dont hit a man when he is down.

He is really hurting, as you can see

Beaf:
I don't think Ribadu will ever say Tinubu is no longer suspect;

www.nairaland.com/attachments/139268_BolaTinubuHeroinforfeiture_jpgb084d334c74cec7150ee9588a3aed2fc

What other evidence does a sane person need?


Some people sha.     .    . even if you present Tinubu to them, with cocaine in his hands, they still wouldnt believe. Like they claim he was in the US in 2008. Liars! Liars!! liars!!! No credibility whatsoever, just like their mentor, BAT.

God save Yorubaland from these akatas

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lagcity:
. this is very funny. i feel very good that i'm more familiar with ekiti than someone on this planet. very good. i never knew this would be possible .

So you were antagonizing me just so you could get into ileke's pants?


Epic fail

He was in North Carolina a few years ago and gave a talk at an Ekiti event there. This was around 2008, 2009 or so. In a nutshell, you have no clue what you are talking about.

I am sure you 'was' there and you 'was' saw him live, NO?

Regarding "common sense?" Heh, well common sense is only useful it is comes from a sensible person. Hopefully you can read between the lines and figure out what I am saying with this jibe remark.

Common sense is more like chicken, so rare and powerful like SANGO OLUKOSO ( in my Akata accent, like Mr. Yoruba). There's 500 ways to prepare chicken that all taste very different and if you're getting bored with it, you can't blame the chicken. It's your own fault for not having the goddamn COMMON SENSE to go to the fricking grocery store and check out the spice aisle.


The story is out there and you just have to use your common sense in order to come to the right conclusion. The common sense is there, JUST USE IT, Goat fvcker!

lagcity:
dude it's not the size/volume that matters, it is the densitiy.

I though density was mass/ volume? Meaning, the mass is very very important.

Ileke wants to kill  ketekete.

Ileke, e ma fo gba le ooooooo

Eko Ile:
You can not substitute your ignorant opinion with basic facts, English words, usage and interpretations. It's not by force to keep sounding like a dumb Bottom.

You really should look up the meaning of ignorant/ignorance because you are displaying the clearest form of ignorance and[size=18pt] ineptness.[/size]

Next time, use ineptitude, makes you sound more refined.

ekt_bear:
Interesting theory. But in reality, he is as much an ex-convict as he is:
A) child despoiler

ROFLMAO. First of all, he was never charged for that. That said, I am not ruling that out; we all know he phocks Eko-ile and going by Eko-ile's incoherent rant, he is either a child or a senile old man. My guess is he belongs to the former 'group.'

B) an ex-astronaut who visited the Moon in 1937 or something

Very ridiculous way of thinking.

C) Christopher Columbus, Napoleon or Genghis Khan

I thought Columbus was White? NO? Columbus speaks/spoke fluent Yoruba, who knew?

If many Nigerians think he is Christopher Columbus, that reflects poorly on them, certainly not on him. Or is it his fault that those Nigerians evidently are high off of generator fumes?

I think you are the one high on shyyt. You are not making any sense. Are you alright?

In any case, why should we give a damn about the "minds of many a Nigerian?"

Because two minds are better than one. Isnt that obvious?

How many of these Nigerians were on the ground in Chicago in the 90s when these events actually took place, for them to judge him?

Were you on ground at the court, at Mobil , at the FBI office in Chicago to know for sure that the event did not take place? Why arent we hearing the same allegation about other Nigerians who lived abroad? Olu falae, Iweala, Hakeem Bello, Adenuga, Jim Ovia etc?

Who made them judges anyway?

You dont need to be a judge to know that BAT was an ex-druggie. You only need common sense, and the ability to read newspaper reports and court documents and the fact that BAT cant step on US soil, EVER. He hasnt been in the US since he ran away from Chicago. Same goes to Atiku. Isnt it funny that Tinubu and thiefku are close allies? Mere coincidence? Show me your friend.    .    .

Fvck 'em, and fvck their opinions on this issue, imo.

fvck you, and fvxk your opinion on this issue, IMO. After all, you didnt live through his 8 yrs of terror. Did you?

If anyone calls Tinubu an ex-convict, then he should call them a goat-fvcker. Makes as much sense.

If any one with a brain does not agree that Tinubu is an ex-convict, then I will call them a goat-fvcker. Makes as much sense.  ROFLMAO

Eko Ile:
Exactly what I typed. Don't worry your little head if basic English words are too complicated for your to read and comprehend.

Meaning?

Are you stroking out or what? Whatz up with this word salad/schizophasia?

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Thats impressive Ileke, with your weight?


Arent you tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo big for a bike?


Efe pa ketekete ni?

Eko Ile:
Obviously, most of theses folks are[size=18pt] ignorant illiterates[/size]. They don't know what they are talking about, it's all about me too, me too.

. What does that mean in plain gibberish?

When I say "in our mind," I meant  our collective mind.


he is an ex-convict, whether you want to admit it or not.


Just because he didnt do time doesnt mean he is/was not guilty. Forfeiting more than half a milli, in my mind, and in the minds of many a Nigerian, is an admission of  guilt, which makes him a criminal and an ex-convict, in theory and in our collective consciousness.

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Ileke-IdI:
Growing healthy. We thank God we thank God.

Are your egyptian friends hot?


Since the rest of us dont have Egyptian friends, can you please  arrange some of your friends for a brother. A Yoruba brother, that is

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Certified in our mind.

semantics!

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We are not breaking up ediot

REALITY101:
Son abi daughter of a b1tch are you why are you jealous? btw how is your mom?

Your last post rubbed me the wrong way, and seriously, if I were to meet you in real life, God have mercy on your soul.


Anyway, thats all I have to say!

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take your ghay fantasies elsewhere ediot.


Go chat with your akata friends. ode oshi!

Why all these God, God,God crapppppp

The president is confused, too confused to lead a nation.

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You dont have to post if you have nothing good to say, you know that?


Abi na by force?


If I were you, I'd get a job. Thats just me sha. Instead of trolling. . .

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Ara oko ni e

Where I live, I enjoy power 24/7 no shaking. It doesnt even blink at all. And yes, I live in Manhattan

This femi "ofosina" guy is a dumbass

Prevention is always better than cure.


Dont let anyone have the power to break it. Meaning, never get emotionally attached to anything or anyone.

jennykadry:
They were scammed because they chose to be. No sympathy whatsoever

The next time you get raped, I will make the same argumnet, that you were raped because you chose to get raped.

Siena:
Without reading through all the responses to this hot mess (Crystal Services Scam) I can say one thing - I have no sympathy for these gullible fools. They were warned - I gave up trying to make them see reason after the insults began to fly. Sometimes, this is the sort of wake-up call people need, to make their brains begin to function.

Oddly enough, if another scam comes around in a couple of months time, these same brain-dead mor[i]o[/i]ns will again sell all their belongings, and tell their landlords / employers to go to hell. Brains are wasted on such people, their coconut craniums are merely brain-storage receptacles.

You can hurl as much insult on people because you live in the UK and you dont have to worry where your next meal would come up. But most of this people are desperate to survive and they would do anything to survive, involving falling prey to well planned scams.


I remember when US visa lottery first came out, alot of people were skeptical. They all thought it was a scam and that no visa would be issued. Me and a few friends, were skeptical as well, but it turns out to be legit. The point is in Nigeria, it is very difficult to sometimes separate fact from fiction and people falling prey of shady scams shouldnt be derided for daring to trust their fellow human being. The only ediot I see here is the fella trying to exploit people's fears for his own personal gain.

Believe me, as smart as you think you are, if you were in the shoes of the victims, with the type of hardship they have to endure on a daily basis, you will do the same thing. After all, in life, when it comes to survival, if you are not trying to cheat, you are not doing enough.

denitro:
I marked some when I was in secondary school,
It was a learning experience for me,
Though I do not support teachers doing that,

So this is for real? Are you serious? Wahala dey oooooo

ekt_bear:
So WAEC isn't just graded by computers/machines?

Why don't they just switch to Scantron or the equivalent?

There are two parts: Multiple choice ( scantron part, which is graded by machines) and Theory/essay part, which has to be graded by humans.

Ask them ooooo

Women chase me, I dont chase women


DOnt k now why they cant take NO


EVen Mr. Cork, after saying NO to him, he cant stop chasing me. Annita, please stop chasing me. I say NO

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Egbon Musiwa, So you are still alive?


How is your fiend, JAKUMO?

WAEC: Exam for the students, written by the students, and most importantly, graded by the students.


LOL!

Who are those marking WAEC scripts?
Education    Thursday, September 22, 2011


By Emmanuel Edukugho

PRESENTLY, the West African Examinations Council, WAEC is trying to resolve the crisis of confidence bordering on integrity caused by the conflicting results posted on its website in respect of the May/June 2011 West African Senior School Certificate Examination.


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WAEC said the two versions of the results on the same examination was a human error and that an investigative panel has been set up to find out what happened.

The nation is awaiting the findings of the investigation while at the same time insisting that the result released on August 10, 2011, remainded the "authentic and certified results" even though some candidates favoured by the second result released about three weeks later, printed the latest version and sent same to universities and other tertiary institutions for admission purposes.

WAEC, which would be 60 years old in 2012, was established in 1952, comprised of Ghana (formerly Gold Coast), Nigeria, Sierra Leone and The Gambia, while Liberia was admitted a full member in 1974, all of them English-speaking countries.

It started operation as an agency for the universities of London and Cambridge in the conduct of their examinations in West Africa. Later the council took full responsibility for the conduct of WAEC examinations in member nations.

From conducting many other public examinations, WAEC now concentrates on administering only the West African Senior School Certificate Examination in May/June for School candidates and November/December for private candidates.

Averagely, over one million candidates sit for each of the examinations every year.

WAEC has a Test Development and Research Office (TEDRO) which was established by merging the objective Testing Unit and the Nigeria Aptitude Testing Unit to undertake objective Test Development, establish aptitude testing services and carry out research into the council's testing procedures. That began in March 1966.

Then in June 1966, Multiple Choice Objective tests were introduced for the first time in the conduct of School Certificate and General Certificate of Education (GCE) Ordinary Level examinations in Biology, Chemistry, English Language, Mathematics and Physics as additions to the traditional essay-type questions.

WAEC started the on-line/Electronic Registration (e-Registration) in May 2004 for the May/June 2005 West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE) for school candidates.

In March 2005, it also commenced the on-line/Electronic Registration for the Nov/Dec 2005 WASSCE for private candidates.

The marking of massive examination scripts, especially the essay-type questions became so enormous over the years with increasing number of candidates writing various subjects approved for the school system.

Definitely the manpower required for marking examination scripts is overwhelming and beyond the capacity of the council.

Hence examiners are hired to mark these scripts and should be persons qualified in their subject areas and disciplines cutting across the Arts, Social Sciences, Science, Languages, Mathematics, Technical, Vocational, etc.

They are specialists in their areas, highly competent, responsible, efficient, transparent, honest, patriotic, committed, dedicated, principled, morally strong, have integrity, fair, just, equitable and incorruptible who cannot compromise ethically. They must be above board.

But despite these sterling qualities demanded of the multitude of external examiners mainly drawn from the teaching cadres in secondary and tertiary schools, WAEC can not afford to pay them adequately.

In fact, examiners are not well paid, which WAEC itself has acknowledged, because the body does not have sufficient funding.

Head of WAEC Nigeria office, Dr. Iyi Uwadiae, at a recent briefing when the issue of remunerations for examiners was raised, he praised the examiners for their patriotism in spite of poor allowances they received.

He believed these examiners should be considered as patriots making sacrifice for what they are paid by WAEC is small. And that a case has been made to the Board to review upwards the money given to the examiners.

There are other hazards being faced by WAEC officials in the conduct of examinations such as accidents on the road while conveying question papers to examination centres, possible attacks, working on public holidays, while others are in the comfort of their homes, and so on. WAEC had even lost staff while embarking on assignment.

[size=18pt]However, Vanguard Education has learned that WAEC scripts are being marked by students in secondary schools. There are marking schemes, guidelines, how to score answer sheets, and other modalities spelt out by the examination body to be followed strictly for credible scoring.

Are these followed by examiners who give students question papers to mark and grade?

Most of the examiners are teachers and it is believed that they draft brilliant students in senior secondary class to help mark scripts because of the heavy work load involved in going through thousands of scripts.

Why should secondary students mark WAEC scripts when they themselves are not better qualified or above the candidates whose scripts they are marking and grading?[/size]

http://odili.net/news/source/2011/sep/22/312.html

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Stop stalking me!

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Wow, I am sorry Ileke. Unfortunately, it is you that the killers are looking for. They've been planing for ages for you and you are here yarning how you are afriad to come down. We need you to come down so we can kidnap you. No fall our hand oooo.


SMH: Gbogbo era lo n pera e lodu


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