₦airaland Forum

mczico:
if Itell my husband GEJ till 2019




he go free me



I go soon blow

Lol. He must dislike GEJ's administration as much as I do.

Will this match be on super sport?

olaxco2f:
Lady: hello!!!good evening, thanks for calling
Airtel
customer care service, my name is Judith,
what's
your name and where are you calling from?
Me: hi!!!evening, my name is shegsky, and i'm
calling
from ib(ibadan)
Lady: How may i help you, shegsky?
Me:I'm looking for a wife to marry
Lady: is that why you called this customer
care
service?
Me: Yes, and i think i'm already in love
with
You...you know you have a very nice voice.
Lady:
Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues
about your
Airtel line, okay?
Me: yes 0... This is an issue about my Airtel
line
too...because i spend much credit calling so
many
girls asking their hands in marriage.
Lady: please, I would have to put an end to
this call...
Me: Baby don't talk like that now. I promise to
make
you happy...you would be happy with me. can
I have
your number?
Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, I
think
something is wrong with you.
Me: *cut in*... Hey, hold it there... I hope you
can
now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call
and
hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and
every
other staff of yours over there,let nobody call
me
with a funny
number only for it to be an advert or send me
those
silly messages.you guys disturb my phone
daily like
say am dating Airtel...

thanks bro. In this era of GEJ, laugh is expensive hence I have learnt to appreciate laugh.

Volksfuhrer:
We have a big security issue that goes beyond partisan politics on our hands. It's high time we asked serious questions about the readiness of our security operatives to fight crime or insurgency.

Something is hideously wrong with policing in this country, and it's just amazing that we are still playing lame politics with it.

What are we doing now to forestall similar occurrence of this incident? Perhaps the robbery was just coincidental with the President's visit. But what if it wasn't?

However, blaming GEJ is neither here nor there because security protocols for the President's protection have been around long before he came to office! The modus operandi of our police force is what we should bring to scrutiny, not the President's visit to Lagos.

stating a reason why something happened is different from blaming someone. He never said it was the responsibility of gej to police the area in question did he?

Be honest with yourself. Does the constant visit of Gej to Lagos lately put pressure on the police force or not?

Where was the police while the robbers operate or is it Fashola's responsibility to provide police as well?

What has GEJ done to question Mbu the man he himself put in charge of the policing affairs of Lagos state.

Be honest to yourself please.

stineb1:
My friend keep shut if you dont know what to say. Was president GEJ in lagos when previous Bank robberies occured in thesame Lekki Phase 1?It is common knowledge that the only escape route for them is the waterways. Is it not high time Fashola establishes a permanent security apparatus or patrol in the waterways? He should just own up to his irresponsible talk and apologise to Lekki Residence.

It is you who ought to shut up. Did Fashola ever said robbery do not take place in Lagos? He said last 2 years. Or if you dispute that too, tell us one of such robbery that took place in Lagos in the last 2 years.

You have the effrontery to tell someone to shut up whereas you make no sense whatsoever. You lot are a disgrace to this nation. You have been blinded by sentiment that you can't think.

You even said he should own up to responsibility and apologise to Lekki residence, which school did you go to? We need to legally seek refund from your schools. It is a shame the way you turn out dumber than before you were sent to that school.

When has it become the police become the responsibility of the state government?

I think it is time you leave Nairaland and face your book ( I do not mean facebook) .

thunder74:
That we do not like GEJ or that he is a simple and very humble man should not make us to forget the office he occupies and represents. He is the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and should be protected by all of us notwithstanding our party differences, even with our lives if possible.
Even if Fashola as a governor is visiting any local government in his state, all the divisional police formations too are put on red alert because he must be protected too. We were informed that the policemen killed on the fateful day were on the escort of some foreign nationals, curiously, Lagos command still has spare officers to guide and escort private people.
APC should not ridicule the office of the president they are planning to occupy because by the time they eventually take over (subject to God override decision), the office will be worthless.
Jonathan did not visit the riverine area, what happened to the police guarding our water ways or the patrol speed boats bought for them? Why were day not able to apprehend the robbers?
NB
Why do Lagos like fighting Federal Government? Thank God GEJ is in charge not OBJ, Fashola should ask Tinubu how not to insult and fight FG.

I was taking you seriously until I read the part you question Lagos state government for allocating police to a private entity. Is the Lagos state government now in charge of the police?

GenIgrigi:
**grins** Who takes the opinion of an illiterate Barman serious?**LOLS**

idiot, why not discuss the points he raised here instead of resorting to abuses?

Calling you an animal will be an injustice to all animals.

adaweezy:
Which Alimosho ?
As far as my ipaja and Aboru are concerned
Ambo Ati De

I wonder for him oo. I guess Egbeda is not part of alimosho again cos is Ambode all the way here.

Bonapart:
I wish you all well in your administration. If y'all loot, God will loot life out of you all

That's a wrong thing to say. GOD doesn't loot. He gave life in the first place, how can he loot it?

Motherforker12:
That's the same big mouth they made during chan then when we shut them up they were no where to be found. We will deal with nigeri once more.

Losing to nigeria is an insult to Ghana. Any team can beat Ghana as long as is not nigeria

The way they rave about this their under 20 team you would think they as talented as the 09 Ghana squad.

Welbeck or Mensah, I will remind you after the match. Bloody Ghanian won't shut up.

I grew up with my grandparents. All the men. Eat together in one big blow ( igba). I was later separated from the rest when my grandpa noticed I always get cheated as I can't eat fast and I don't like hot food.

okoloikenna:
Honestly I De support Buhari each time I see people like comments that are fr buhari I feel happy like yes we have more buhari supporters here and so we will win but d way Jonathan is playing d's backyard politics I De fear make all d's men no go support am at d last day leaving buhari stranded #obasanjo #atiku #ibb all d's men fit go behind de support jonna

The difference is that Jona goes to the big men who Nigerians are tired of. APC approach the grassroot where the major voters are.

APC/GMB have way better advisers than PDP/GEJ.

clevvermind:
He should even be jailed for conniving with amaechi to lie against Jonathan.

Your name on here, clevvermind is a big contradiction to your person.

Nothing clever about you.

Splashme:
[size=13pt]Shame on Mr Buhari.

I am imagining a Mitt Romney refusing to debate with Barack Obama because Obama's first term record were already there before Americans. Won't that be viewed by Americans as crazy?

That excuse is very lame and childish. Shame on Buhari.

The man should simply come clean and tell Nigerians he is afraid of being disgraced at the debate.

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You want to copy America? Fine, when did an opposition in America involve itself in such a shameless character assassination as the Gej the jerk's administration has one?

When in the history of democratic elections in America has the ruling party so rigorously accused the opposition of corruption without any basis for it or instead of choosing to o to court?

When in the history of America was election postponed just because the ruling party sees her fortune and chances of winning the election non existent?

If you must copy America, ensure you copy them in all way. Don't be unnecessarily selective/bias.

leanalyst:
Let's just appreciate a good thing and stop bringing in politics. These decisions can't just be taken overnight, without thorough deliberations. The truth is at least the government listens.

How come it is few days to election that everything starts happening?

Be honest with yourself.

I honestly won't be surprised if FFK is working secretly for APC. Moles are the ones that make the greatest noise against those they are WORKING for. And if you consider how intelligent APC seems when compared to the Jerk's PDP, you will agree with me.

This new statement is a coded one that will win Buhari more votes.

So we don't have security agencies in this country any more? It I now Massob and OPC that provide security?

GEJ is a disgrace to even his own surname. Never seen a president that rewards criminality this mean all my life.

It is a case of too little too late as far as I am concern. He had the chance long ago to sack people like Diezani Allison-Madueke but he did not. Nigerians are wiser than, he can not try to deceive us by doing now what he ought to done some 1 year or even more ago.

Isn't this an indictment of GEJ's administration? If he is so sure they are corrupt, how come they have not been prosecuted?

This is still open

I may be interested. What's the domain name in question?

Mogidi:
What of the numerous APC e-rats who has at least 5 monikers each?

Anyway APC can win on the internet, the PDP prefers winning where it matters>>>> at elections.

Buhari has been winning elections on the internet since the 80s, he would forever remain a paper tiger.

Bye

So you mean PDP who has unlimited resources can not afford to hire e warriors? You are living in denial.

chukwudi44:
I thought they said riggingchas been caged by the card readers? so why this complain naa.So the so-called card readers is not immune to rigging afterall

It is obvious you didn't read the original post. Shame on you.

Good move but it is funny that everything seems to be happening fast 2 weeks to the election. He probably must have been told how gullible Nigerians are and he is acting on it.

So GEJ has been scammed then? Thats very good. Well deserved.

Seun and his moderators should please verify further and if confirmed put this on the front page.

I understand Seun may be favourably disposed to PDP/GEJ but we shouldn't allow facts to be messed with and turn to lies.

Seun, do your part towards our nation building.

speak2emmalex:
FAKE ONLINE POOL. YOU CAN VOTE MORE THEN ONES SIMPLY CHANE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS. ANOTHER APC LIES BUSTED

Mumu. They are not even asking for Email address. You are so daft it is legendary. You didn't even check out the poll but just came here to say rubbish.

Yet another E-poll and Buhari is winning by 79% to GEJ's 18%. Yes, elections are not won over the internet but they give a very good indication of who election winners will be.

In the last election, all polls were won by GEJ, same in America and Britain polls, the online winners ended up as the real winners.

PDP fans are simply in denial.

nzeadachie:
WHAT IS WRITTEN IS WRITTEN, IT'S GOODLUCK OR NO NIGERIA NOTHING CAN STOP HIM

Continue fooling yourself. Nigeria will continue to exist even after GEJ the jerk'ss ouster come May 29 2015.

How can an achievement be undersold? An. Achievement sells itself without any need for advertisement. He needs all the publicity trips simply because he has performed way below expectation and nothing more.

buharisambisada:
The desperation of APC for power makes them the number one suspect vandals just to discredit the GEJ led government for reelection they should know Nigerians are not fools.

it is very possible that APC may be vandalising our pipe lines. Very possible. After all in a case such as this, everyone is a suspect until otherwise proven.

However, do you no think it is a big indictment of GEJ who has the power, the law enforcement agencies, the senate, the rep and the courts and all our weaponry to fight those that are working against the good of the nation but has refused to?

If it is the APC doing it, what has GEJ done to ensure they are stopped and brought to book?

What was the point of appointing ex militants ( the Niger/Delta thieves) to secure our oil?

Be honest for once, answer these questions without bias.