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Car Talk / Re: Toyota Camry Or Matrix 2005/2006 by Artistree: 2:41pm On Nov 05, 2020
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Car Talk / Re: Toyota Camry Or Matrix 2005/2006 by Artistree: 7:14pm On Nov 03, 2020
mimicue:
If you’re interested in first grade Toyota Matrix 2005 , it’s availbe , was shipped into Nigeria in June , reason for sale owner is relocating abroad . Car is extremely neat no scratch first body still like Tokubo , buy and drive nothing to fix
pls post pictures and contact, I'm interested
Business / Re: Which Forex Platform Should Be Trusted? by Artistree: 4:39pm On Nov 03, 2020
ForestDion:
For those of you in the Forex trading, please help me identify the best and trusted one that can help even in Nigeria.
Thanks
MBA Capital and Investment trading.
There's a difference between MBA FOREX and MBA Capital and investment trading ooooo!
MBA FOREX is a scam, MBA Caputal and investment trading is the real deal.
Politics / Re: Magu Disliked By 90 Percent Of EFCC Staff, He Is Autocratic - Ubani by Artistree: 9:46am On Jul 13, 2020
IamWonderful:
What do you expect, magu just got the exhorted post by chance, it didn't merit it
The word is EXALTED not EXHORTED the meanings are different.
Family / Re: Wife Trying To Ruin My Career Within A Few Months Of Arriving Abroad by Artistree: 3:47pm On May 23, 2020
Mindlog:
Newly registered username, another tale.
So what if he's been a guest and had to register to get this off his chest?
Can't a newly registered moniker share a story or something?
Fill me in...

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Family / Re: Please, I Need A Ceiling Fan In Benin To Buy by Artistree: 12:54pm On Apr 25, 2020
Antoniosmile:


, WhatsApp message only
Modify your post

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Family / Re: Please, I Need A Ceiling Fan In Benin To Buy by Artistree: 10:05pm On Apr 24, 2020
Antoniosmile:


Reply your mail
I don't have access to the email anymore.
Pls drop your number, I'll call.
Family / Re: Please, I Need A Ceiling Fan In Benin To Buy by Artistree: 8:39pm On Apr 20, 2020
Antoniosmile:
Please I need a ceiling fan to buy in Benin city, a fairly cheap new one or a fairly used one that is still very good. Please, I can't go out cos of this pandemic to get.
I've my personal one if you're ur interested.
I just got a new one and dropped the former.
I'm in Benin...
Politics / Re: Lockdown: Governor Wike To Distribute Foodstuffs (Photos) by Artistree: 7:16pm On Apr 05, 2020
ghettokid1:
PDP Governors no dey disappoint if to say na the other Zombie party now they *would* have shared 2cups of ijebu garri in its stead
Crime / Re: Customs Officers Allegedly Killed 15-year-old Girl by Artistree: 5:03pm On Mar 30, 2020
They cannot arrest in peace without killing someone else.
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Tv Star Mercy Eke Reportedly Lost Her Womb At A Tender Age Of 19. by Artistree: 1:02pm On Mar 26, 2020
Will this news cure the ravaging virus?

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Romance / Re: While The World Is At Lockdown,see what is Trending [Adult pictures] by Artistree: 4:11pm On Mar 24, 2020
Jewessgratitudd:
Some girls will watch weight till breast disappear and now be looking like transgendered female.
Theres nothing wrong in having some flesh and those perky boobs, biko.
But this is a guy na, a crossdresser.
Crime / Re: Four UNIBEN Lecturers, 11 Students Kidnapped, Rescued In Edo by Artistree: 6:27am On Mar 07, 2020
edoairways:

Punch Newspapers
Lecturers, students abduction threat to education – ASUU
Published

Sola Shittu, Benin



The Academic Staff Union of Universities of the University of Benin on Thursday said the abduction of four lecturers and eleven students of the institution has the capacity to cripple the entire education system which is already traumatised.

It also said it was a sign that the nation’s security apparatus had failed.

ASUU in a statement jointly signed by its Chairman, Prof. Monday Omoregie, and the secretary, Dr. Fabian Amaechina, called on security agencies to warm up to the responsibility of securing Nigerians because national development is impossible without security.

It said the unseriousness with which the security apparatus is treating matters of national security is distressing and such must not be allowed to continue.

“It is a virus that needs to be exterminated because of the negative multiplier effect it can have on education and the larger development of the nation. If researches and field works cannot go on because of the challenge of insecurity, then the educational sector and the whole concept of national development will be on borrowed time,” said ASUU.

The union stated further that apart from having the negative potential of lowering the quality of manpower produced by the universities, “the larger picture is that it has the capacity the crippling the entire educational system. The larger consequences will be utterly grievous”.

The union, however, recognised the role played by Ikpesi community, which helped in the rescue of the abducted students and their lecturers.

“We salute the community’s courage and patriotism and recommend their action to other besieged communities. Their reaction only proves that we are stronger together. Perhaps, but for their role and support, it would have been a tale of woes,” it said.
Thank you very much.
I may have been overwhelmed with work not to have heard.
Education / Re: Amazing! Places On Earth Where Gravity Has No Effect by Artistree: 8:55pm On Mar 04, 2020
Birdeyeview:

I'm very well thank you.
hope u doing great?
and how're our fellow bro & sis doing over there.
We all doing well.
Crime / Re: Four UNIBEN Lecturers, 11 Students Kidnapped, Rescued In Edo by Artistree: 8:52pm On Mar 04, 2020
I'm on campus and no news like that was circulated.
Education / Re: Amazing! Places On Earth Where Gravity Has No Effect by Artistree: 8:48pm On Mar 04, 2020
Birdeyeview:

really!
Yeah, howdy?
Education / Re: Amazing! Places On Earth Where Gravity Has No Effect by Artistree: 8:44pm On Mar 04, 2020
Birdeyeview:

i believe we speak the pure language!
Yes we do, he's my blood brother.
Family / Re: When Did You Join Nairaland And What Amount Of Time Have You Spent Online by Artistree: 11:58am On Feb 17, 2020
Katier00:
surely you do, I hope you are making or made money from nairaland
Yes, I'm a multi billionaire grin grin grin grin grin

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Family / Re: When Did You Join Nairaland And What Amount Of Time Have You Spent Online by Artistree: 4:46pm On Feb 16, 2020
I kinda sleep here grin grin grin grin grin

Crime / Re: Pastor Catches Wife Having Sex With Lover by Artistree: 9:16pm On Jan 10, 2020
kestine:
Why e be say na only pm news dey talk stories like this...
Because the news na evening e dey always happen.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This A Scam???? Urgent by Artistree: 3:13pm On Jan 07, 2020
Scam, run!

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Crime / Re: Air Canada Tyre Spin Off During Flight Take Off. by Artistree: 2:50pm On Jan 07, 2020
Hey God! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Career / Re: She Absconded From Work, Now She Begs To Come Back by Artistree: 11:04pm On Jan 05, 2020
obiekunie2:



guy man just tell us the whole story - no body be taata here!

you try squeeze the girl boobs and whn the poor girl no fit take am any more she abandon your office go AWOL!

as poverty don hit the poor girl hard she realize say she has no other better option than to come back to you and take your sexual attack - at least she can take the small change you pay her as salary plus the small kobo she go dey get from the change of messages you send her take keep body and soul together - AT ALL AT ALL NA HIM BAD PASS!


but sha! person wey dey swallow udara seed make him try hold him anus!

wetin i dey try tell you be say - last last you and her together una go crash your business!

You seem to be the neighbour she gave the office key.
Crime / Re: New Scam Alert ! by Artistree: 8:29pm On Dec 30, 2019
Emperor4tune:
thank God u dissolve the long story into ur skull,my hands are clean incase in a mater of time u end up a victim
Old schiol format that I've known for ages, it's now your olodo brain is getting it.
You will die ko, you will live ni.
It's numskulls like you that fall victim...I can't.
Crime / Re: New Scam Alert ! by Artistree: 3:57pm On Dec 30, 2019
After this your long story, did you die?
Crime / Re: Vikings Cultist Shot Dead By SARS In Enugu (Graphic Photos) by Artistree: 1:13pm On Dec 15, 2019
Unik3030:
i guess u missed the comment where a guy admitted he has been arrested multiple times n released by powers that be. u think its easy to track down criminals n arrest them only for one big man to lobby for them n release them?what if he comes back to hunt the police officers? once someone is confirmed a cultist, even if he's coming from church they should gun him down, yes they should kill him. if u have been embarrassed or dealt with by these boys I know u won't pity them but people like u will just sit in the comfort of your home n start forming activist. go to Benin n see how these people cripple biz activities on a steady. the rule should b kill any cultist at sight
Uncle, I was born, raised and still live in Benin...camdan.
Family / Re: My Guy's Marriage Crashed In Less Than 3 Months. by Artistree: 12:01pm On Dec 10, 2019
aro1:
are you sure you are not the guy?
For real?
Does this narrative sound like own experience?
Autos / Re: Bleep by Artistree: 5:21pm On Dec 01, 2019
oladele239:
Did u juz open nairaland account to sell the car or what cuz from what I can see you juz open this account on the 29th of November.... I don't transact with Nairalanders less than 5 months old on the forum ..... I have my reasons

If not I for like buy d car

Shey na auto?
It's my exact car and I been meaning to sell mine.
Everything intact, the fuel consumption is simply higher than what I can manage.
Mine's silver colour though and I live in Edo.
Romance / Re: End Of Time; Gay Couple Got Stuck While Having Sex by Artistree: 6:41pm On Nov 02, 2019
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Travel / Re: Car Kills 4 Children In Benin, Residents Set It On Fire (Photos) by Artistree: 6:45pm On Oct 26, 2019
Shibaraba:
Break failure na one of the disadvantages of driving a car. E dey happen anytime even amidst regular checks. E pain me say the driver was just unlucky to kill the kids. Kids that shouldn't be selling by the roadside in the first place. May their soul rest in peace. My problem is why burn the car? As burnt offering? Or it will resurrect the dead? I just tire for my country people.

During my hustling days In Ibadan I managed to buy one Toyota Orobo. Master brake had issues I repaired instead of replace. The day wey ogun for kee na the day wey the brake fail. On top molete bridge I was going to beere. Match brake na fuuushhaaaa I hear. I begin to shibaraba santaribobo in tongues even though I know say the prayer no fit answer. Because na olosho I dey carry go drop for house and I no give her chingbain. I give her solid lamba with intention say as I drop I go zoom off. Brake fail I started thinking fast. Beere road is everyly busy. If I keep on people go die. One solid canal dey there. I been wan try James Bond jump out of motor after steering the car towards the canal. As I dey think am I see one very sweet god sent Micra dey drive out from nowhere. I no think am twice..... Skrrrrrree gbosaaaaa. I hit the car men. For my mind I was like we go settle am. Nobody die. The man came down. Me see come down but as sharp man I Don lie down dey beg already. E joor sir. E joor sir. The man anywhere he dey God go bless am. His micra had iron guiding for back. He just looked at his boot saw the little damage. Turned to me and said, "Now you're a man", and drove away.

I was shook visibly. Enter motor start am e start. Thank god. Match brake e work. Match am again e work. Olosho was nowhere to be found. I just turned around,drove home, parked by the road and put big pangolo on the car. Wetin I buy no go kill me.

Bottom line... 1.Check your car regularly.
2.If anything needs to be bought to fix the car buy.
3.If eventually brake fail find inanimate object ram and pray for the best.
4. No carry Ibadan olfosho. If you carry pay her well.
You be reeeaaaaalllll bini boy.

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Technology Market / Re: Off by Artistree: 9:23pm On Aug 07, 2019
henrixx:
you for kuku bring camera to interview me cheesy undecided


S A
Really?
Wow!
Anyway, happy sales.

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