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FreeStuffsNG:
They are not Governors. Governors are democratically elected. These are impostors a.k.a MilAds. Check my signature for free stuffs!

Not all governors are democratically elected. MUMU!!!

Wahala90:
Hi

AWAY remix with a Rap verse

Yeah, you gonna fly away
Cos I'm on my way
With the billion gang
I'll make you fly like;
You gonna touch the sky
In my private jet
We'll hear the Angels say
"How was you flight? We've got reservation for two"
We'll be so high, niggas gonna say
"It's LOUD and HENNESSEY"
We'll be doing things our way
Be seeing niggas on the fast lane
Live their lives in slow mo.
To be continued..........

MR PRESIDENTIAL AMBITION

WE NEGROS ARE THANKED UP
YOU NEED TO STRAIGHTEN THINGS UP
IN A VILLA YOU IS LIVING
SOME NEGROS ROCK A FELLA FOR A LIVING
THESE BILLS ARE KILLING
MEDICAL BILLS ARE PILLING
OUR EARNINGS ARE CHOKING
THE COUNTRY'S JERKING
LIKE A D!CK DONE WITH CUMMI#G
ON THE MASSES YOUR ACTIONS ARE COLD
IT SEEMS YOU NEGRO WORKED IN A MORGUE
YOU FALLING SHORT OF EXPECTATIONS
LIKE HIS EXCELLENCY IS WITH EXCELLENCE
TO BE CONTINUED.......

IT'S ONLY IN LAGOS YOU'LL PAY 10,000 NAIRA A DAY FOR TRANSPORT AND YOU DIDN'T TRAVEL.
MONEY LOOSES VALUE FIRST IN LAGOS BEFORE ANY OTHER PART OF THE COUNTRY.
TO BE SINCERE, LAGOS IS STILL NIGERIA'S CAPITAL. ABUJA IS A HOLOGRAM

Hamachi:

We are in for a long ride

https:///KdbV3xaYFPFFHR1YKNi3XM

A long ride with no place to hide
These niggas wanna tan a Negro's HIDE

THE POSITION OF MY FOUNDATION IS IN ABSOLUTE APPOSITION TO NIGERIA'S IMMINENT CONDITION.
TIMES ARE HARD
SO IS MY FOUNDATION
SO LONG AS I BREATH
MY SWORD WILL SEE NO SHEATH
AL ASAD

SOMEONE SAID NIGGAS GET ARRESTED FOR SMOKING WEED. I ASKED WHY? HE SAID "THE GOVERNMENT CRIMINALISED IT." I AGAIN ASKED WHY? HE SAID "IT'S A MIND BENDING SUBSTANCE?
THEN I ASKED " NIGERIA AND HEMP, WHICH IS MORE MIND BENDING"?
AL ASAD

I paint rainbows in the sky
I smoke weed in hell
I lied to the devil
And stole the heart of a woman
I steal from a thief
I'm a lying spirit
7 per cent alcohol
Nobody's smoking cause I ain't spitting
I bring light to the stage, call me NEPA
I'm gonna shock you all
You gonna be shaking
With high tension going through you
You feel waves of current giving you a blow
You'll think it's a job
And jerk off in 2 seconds
That was a chance to ELECT RIC ITY (ELECTRICITY)

Urheadmaster:
Putin is doing the lord work

Check this out
I see no opponents in this battle
All I see is an elevator
You niggas are up and coming
Like my dick spraying cum
On you all mamas tongue when I'm cumming
Moving their hands from the clit to the tummy
Their breast looking down on earth like a crucifix
If your mama's watching this
She dried to a crisp
You getting roasted 360 degrees
Your niggas concentrating like sobibor
This nigga's looking lifeless, I'm MEDUSA
I'm the vision (division)
Like 360 degrees below and above the line
You see me now
I opened your eyes
Healing blind niggas from eye cloud
I ain't a prophet or a saint
Miracles are my fucking birthright

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Or kukuma sit at home.

Though its a far cry from ROME
You still can make it a DOME

baike:
Messi have mercy on me plz give me just $1m from yout money

If likes on Nairaland were bank figures
I'd bet my balls
Elon did be running numbers
For some of them niggas
Ask them to lend you
Though some might lyrically offend you

marlow1962:
Cool

People still dey debate this issue
I think Tinubu has to do better
The SHEGE BANZA isn't enough
Niggas discussing white matter
Instead of fighting and staying tough

Jennyclay:
Rubbish and nonsense!!!

If likes on Nairaland were bank figures
I'd bet my balls
Elon did be running numbers
For some of them niggas

ABIODUN105:
The whole book of revelation look so scary to me i hate reading it.

It also the realest
Like its the realest hologram
I doubt if there's a word REALEST
Who cares I'M A LAUREATE!

Ikaeniyan0:
It's because buhari closed the boders in 2019

2015 not 2019

favor914:
Nice, keep it up, hope your lyrics have been copyrighted, make person no go take am hammer platinum sales?

These are freebies
There's more where that came from

Godstiger:
You too have your own share of the problems,the country is messed up so badly and the best solution is unity (which seems to be more harder than a horse passing through the eye of a needle) or divission,which is more obtainable

Which division?
We are the vision
We got it covered 360 degrees beneath and above the line.
My vision is like the sign of division. Two dots with a line in the middle

naijabetlee:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/07/courts-responsible-for-present-sufferings-hardships-underdevelopment-nlc/amp/

Dear naria landers this Negro is new in Lagos. I preliminarily co- exist with the inhabitants of AJAH. I'm looking for a place to play the game of heads (CHESS) or a place where battle rap takes place or where I can sit and smoke hemp in peace as I write verses like:
I go round these niggas like whirlwind
Deplete the force of gravity beneath their feet
Lift them above a feet
Then ice them in defeat
I'm Sub-Zero
I smoke ICE
I don't need ice to chill
We Negro was born on a pitch
Being balling from birth
Step in the club
These niggas catching a cold
Their bitches catching feelings
So rich I'm buying lives for THE GOD OF WAR
Winning and moving ahead
I re wrote HISTORY and got HI STORY
From a building with HIGH STOREY
I write my HIGH STORY
Born in the shrine Kalakuta Republic
Burning trees three hours after Three's hour
Nigga says he's a STAR
I'm REAL MADRID........ MR GALAXY
An eye for an eye
All I see are CYCLOPS
Tall buildings and sky scrappers
They call it town planning
Niggas hoping to hear gossips from heaven
They hear a word their earth quakes
Destroying them all
Before destroying the world
Give it up for EARTH'S DAY!
They say no smoke without fire
Where's the fire in weed?
My Brain's lit
The smoke's what you all are seeing......

juicygirl:
You don't know the Technique so don't tell lies,
I'll shoot your mum in the back & f*uck the bullet hole until she dies,
I damage any rapper who step in my direction,
You're scared, ain'tcha? you drunk animal,

I'll murder you in a battle rap

EgunMogaji2:
So yah all we’re paying N16K for Uni? And then you’ll open mouth waaah saying Nigeria did nothing for you as you japa 🤠

As in ehhh!!! 16k? Money for condom!!!

Bestfits:
A new sheriff is in town, BAT will sanitise the system as it should be

Tinubu is opening their eyes
He's healing the blind from I-cloud
He ain't a prophet or a saint
Miracles are his birthright
Believe me TINUBU could die
And contest the next election as a hologram
He'd still be realer than all these wailers.
TINUBU'S a Negro
All them other fellows are niggas.
NO GUTS NO GLORY!!!

FreeStuffsNG:
https://dailytrust.com/man-attempting-to-steal-underground-cable-shot-at-lagos-airport/

If these niggas are true hustlers
They should sell water to a well

taylor88:
When is he meeting his classmates


What a ghost president without family or educational history

Chicago most wanted

Tinubu is opening their eyes
He's healing the blind from I-cloud
He ain't a prophet or a saint
Miracles are his birthright
Believe me TINUBU could die
And contest the next election as a hologram
He'd still be realer than all these wailers.
TINUBU'S a Negro
All them other fellows are niggas.
NO GUTS NO GLORY!!!

rescuenaija:
https://authorityngr.com/2023/07/21/tinubu-taps-ahmed-raji-as-attorney-general-on-cjn-ariwoolas-recommendation-group-alleges/

Tinubu is opening their eyes
He's healing the blind from I-cloud
He ain't a prophet or a saint
Miracles are his birthright
Believe me TINUBU could die
And contest the next election as a hologram
He'd still be realer than all these wailers.
TINUBU'S a Negro
All them other fellows are niggas.
NO GUTS NO GLORY!!!

nkemjacob2:
I saw a thread that want Sisters to Give Three Reasons Why A Man Will Be Lucky To Marry You. The whole thing is vice versa.

Men give 3 reason why women will want to have you as a husband.

Sisters observe for husband material

I got so much money
I buy lives for the GOD OF WAR
I'm always winning

SOSinNigeria:
So, this bastard still have the temerity to talk in public?

Walahi, Yakubu no go die better. The rest of your life will be lived in misery.

With the 250 billion tinibu gave him

What about TAN TAN TAN TAN...... TAN TAN TAN TAN. TUROON TUN TUN..........TU ROON TO? HAVE THEY CHANGED IT?

TermuxDarkWeb:
You can never perform well like Buhari if given a wheelbarrow chairman of your community

You must be out of your mind

Nonexisting:
Whenever they chew gum and make that popping sound, I move away from that vicinity immediately. I hate that sound and I never take anyone who does that seriously.

Your problem. ...

Same way many people will faint in 2023

Failed mission

Onuigbodabere:
Reno has proven he is one of the problems of Nigeria. A paid activist always raising alarm like a police car.

Nice cypher........