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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:17am On Sep 21, 2013
chaarly: woah! Woah! Woah! Jez sneaked in... Been reading like 30pages.. As in eh.. Pls wats d meanin of dat balderdash or waheva tis called (sowwie if ah failed d spelling.. Can't find my dictionary) most of d posts here is filled with da balderdash*ok ok ok ok! Chidi n doc miss.. Eyaa doc miss honey come on na. Tis okkkkkkkk!!! Chidi!!!!! Tis okkkkkkkkk!!! Pls? Okk.. Nw y dnt d 2 of u jst hug eachother via nairaland cum uniben thread and kiss dis brawl away.. Nw hw abt dat?! Cn u dig dat?? Bt if una wan continue... Hehehehe me sef ah lyk to dey watch fight oOoo especially d "E" ones. Oya doc miss eyaf do. Remember u. Are still owing me *smiles* odizEeeey! U na character sha.. Bt wah u said is kinda tru sha.. All dis pple whose nicknames stats wif iam dis.. Iam dat.. Dier head na correct. *ah dint call anybdys name oOoOooOo *pls dnt take dis personal* mickey.. Latnok.. Mzhelena.. Oliseh.. Metaphysist.. Asakel, sylva boy, romantic boi.. Ummm.. If ur name stats wif any of d 26 alphabets.. I greet u! Yay! Trafford! Adex! I salute! Ps. Am still foneless.. Gettn a new one dou.. By dis time tomorrow. . . I go dy active parallel!
Broda chaarly...
I see you o!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:16am On Sep 21, 2013
chaarly: woah! Woah! Woah! Jez sneaked in... Been reading like 30pages.. As in eh.. Pls wats d meanin of dat balderdash or waheva tis called (sowwie if ah failed d spelling.. Can't find my dictionary) most of d posts here is filled with da balderdash*ok ok ok ok! Chidi n doc miss.. Eyaa doc miss honey come on na. Tis okkkkkkkk!!! Chidi!!!!! Tis okkkkkkkkk!!! Pls? Okk.. Nw y dnt d 2 of u jst hug eachother via nairaland cum uniben thread and kiss dis brawl away.. Nw hw abt dat?! Cn u dig dat?? Bt if una wan continue... Hehehehe me sef ah lyk to dey watch fight oOoo especially d "E" ones. Oya doc miss eyaf do. Remember u. Are still owing me *smiles* odizEeeey! U na character sha.. Bt wah u said is kinda tru sha.. All dis pple whose nicknames stats wif iam dis.. Iam dat.. Dier head na correct. *ah dint call anybdys name oOoOooOo *pls dnt take dis personal* mickey.. Latnok.. Mzhelena.. Oliseh.. Metaphysist.. Asakel, sylva boy, romantic boi.. Ummm.. If ur name stats wif any of d 26 alphabets.. I greet u! Yay! Trafford! Adex! I salute! Ps. Am still foneless.. Gettn a new one dou.. By dis time tomorrow. . . I go dy active parallel!
Broda chaarly...
I see you o!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:13am On Sep 21, 2013
LMFAO!
Did i hear "Nicku Munaj?"
Lol!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 6:27am On Sep 21, 2013
A very sweet gallant morning
Singing aubades at the dawn
The night swept away blurry days
And on the future brings the sun rays
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#smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 6:22am On Sep 21, 2013
Uzzidili: I don play konami tire, read all my harry potter series over and over again, read my dean koontz and my stephen kings, My 48 laws of power, art of seduction, art of war even my cracked articles over and over again. Wetin person go do again. Kept i forget i don watch my forex videos cum read all the books wey i get on am. What am i gonna do
I still got some novels if u wanna read ur eyes out.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:11am On Sep 20, 2013
I-am-Winner:
if what you are saying is true then we have to wait till mid october!!..
Sumtin like dat Winner.
It will be out. Buh 2geda wit da DE I'm sure.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:04am On Sep 20, 2013
I-am-Winner:
Goodmawning y'all... Looking forward to the end of this day as it MAYBE a big day!!.. According to affrey (testimonies are coming today) and according to sylvalord (list will be uploaded on kofa today)...
Itaf tey'd we hv bin hearin dat wan.
List will be out 2geda wit 'em DE's
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:59am On Sep 20, 2013
Didi 5: *coughs*
Lol!
U nid "Telaquine"
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:57am On Sep 20, 2013
another1234: asakel i gret u o
Heeeey bwoda!
I dey twaale 4u 4rm my syd o.
Ma legs and hand dey up.
Shey make i bring am down?
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:35am On Sep 20, 2013
sylviagoldie: Good morning everyone

Hope u had a wonderful nite rest?
Morning Madame
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Nite rest.....was sweet dreams
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:59pm On Sep 19, 2013
Hello
my name is Amira i am very much pleased to
initiate this contact with you after going through
your profile.If you will wish to further
communication with me, you can reach me
through my private E-mail address for easiest communication .
(amiraphlippe@yahoo.com)
Yours new friend,
Amira
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4 im mind him dan catch maga.
Wa kpe.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:56pm On Sep 19, 2013
Zanga007: cryShit am jealous!!!! U.I is just a Bleep up ... Congrats to the selected uniben candidates
"poo"
Lol!
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Oga identify ur selling point jor.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:45pm On Sep 19, 2013
Samsantos9: 1)Don't you ever get filled?
2) *scratches head*
3) You are in trouble today
4) I don't know
5) Let's run before daddy comes.
6) Or it's what?
7) It's all hogwash.
LMFAO!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:34pm On Sep 19, 2013
Translate the following pidgin to English!
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1)U no dey Belle full?
2)Make we block 4 night.
3)e don red for u today.
4)Your Mumu na follow-come
5)Make we run before baba go fall in
6)Abi na wetin?
7)Everything na wash
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:32pm On Sep 19, 2013
Jes popp'd in to say
Hi
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:31pm On Sep 19, 2013
I_am_Lamar: angry How sure are u that there's even a god ? undecided . Trust me I used to be Like u until I realised that I was just being deceived by this Religion ish . I'm not an atheist sha . I'm an Agnostic . Religion is just a bondage my dear
Hmmmph!
SMH [shaking my hammer]
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:50pm On Sep 17, 2013
odizeey: no correct movie
Studio Universal
The film gallant there
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:48pm On Sep 17, 2013
Fairfax: hey ma'amsmiley
M'lady
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:45pm On Sep 17, 2013
odizeey: Man u match on point
Na 4 ss5.
I skip am go watch movie jor.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:37pm On Sep 17, 2013
Studio Universal jawe
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:35pm On Sep 17, 2013
Adex097: Lol....just checked ours now....DSTV dey do bonanza for us grin cheesy
Lol! Tis true o.
TDB [Till Day Break]
Now watchin
M.premium
Lol!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:55pm On Sep 17, 2013
jazinogold: i dy fill u baba...ur boy loyal.
See how BOSS dey whyne me.
If u be boy wetin I come be? Lol!
#JazinoBABA
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:36pm On Sep 17, 2013
jazinogold: whats popping...its been a while! aw una dey? any news?
We dey gallant!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:34pm On Sep 17, 2013
FilesUpdator: [color=olive]Hmm....







IT HAS BEEN A WHILE







[/color]
A while it has been.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:21am On Sep 17, 2013
odizeey: pluto man
Lol!
U should come join me.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:07am On Sep 17, 2013
4rm UNIBEN ADMISSON!
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ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!!! ATTENTION!!!!!
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Please Note The UNIVERSITY of Benin CAN ADMIT YOU AND IT Won't show on jamb website until few weeks later..
If you check your profile you would see SUBMITTED, That SUBMITTED Would CHANGE to ADMITTED When the first least is uploaded, if your name is not on the first list it would show PENDING, AND WHEN THE SECOND BATCH IS Released for those
showing pending it would CHANGE to ADMITTED if you are admitted in SECOND BATCH..
And if you are not admitted in both first and
second batch is would display "NOT ADMITTED".
ALL the BEST TILL IT'S ON The PORTAL..
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:51am On Sep 17, 2013
#UEFA
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Hmmmn! I can't wait
#GGMU!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:36am On Sep 17, 2013
odizeey: gud,I hope say winsh no press u ,(dat tyn wen den dey call old hag )
Nah!
It doz nat happen in Pluto.
Tis Earthly tinz.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:35am On Sep 17, 2013
Enyimba played 6 games to win Fed cup and got
N2m, Floyd Mayweather fought for 36 minutes and
got $41m. Many things i do not understand..
SMH!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:33am On Sep 17, 2013
Obeni precious: Goodmorning Jesus


Gudmorning Lord



Gudmorning to every1 in the house.
G'morning!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:30am On Sep 17, 2013
exPLIcit7: Good Morning You All......
Morning!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:29am On Sep 17, 2013
odizeey: dey dere dey admire man name o,baba I hail o
*smiles*
Morning bwo.
How ur nite?

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