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Sey na like diz we go dey deey?

Mirror on the wall....who iz the fairest ov 'em all?
:-)

sylviagoldie: T'z a bright new day from the Lord.....


Good mawnin y'all......

Maaawnin!

_anatomy_01: End Time Thingz

Weally End Time Tinz

US GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN.

Morning babies!

C'mon Napoli
C'mon Steau Bucuristu
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#UCL

ditrix: u think say I b like u wen dey pick last? Hahaha

Na wa o
Must u tell them i took last.
:-(
And it was 2nd to last not last.

ditrix: Is Nigeria really 53?

We don old abi?
:-)

ditrix: dat 1 na d normal film own,put 4 season film mode,cos I don dey feel d story like die. I nid to hear more to increase my emotional life.
Home politics no b small o,I think its d devil using it as a tool to frustrate children. Wen I fail waec no b small tyn 4 house,dem say con do dey go school,u go dey show ursef n u no pass waec,chai na so so cry no b small,4 house,me wen dey carry 1st 4 class anyhow no b small tyn. Na God o.

*shocked*
U cari 1st 4 class?
:-o

karenkinky: Hm. Hope you know girls don't like mummy's boys. In essence, I don't like you either

*munching pop corn*
Hmmn!

Romanticboy1: Lol!
Asakel u make me laff
wid dis 'tin' stuff
whatz it anyway?
Or lemme guess?
Is it Joy. . .

Lol!
Joy...(not wit any stick)

ditrix: i dey enta na,bt na gals dey top my list i dnt knw y

Lol!

Wanna watch SUITS (sizin3) ryt next door.
Be ryt back.↲

karenkinky: Nice. But it's spelled Rukevwe

Ryt!
When I typed "RUKEVWE" on google
It said "showing result for RUKEWE instead ov RUKEVWE
So tis nat my fault.
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By the way...na Russia colonise una?
Which kain spelling be dat sef.

ditrix: Asakel,ur jokes funny die,bt na d happe independece joke naim funny pass,hahahha

Odizeee my man...
I no dey see ur tin on 2go again na.
Abi dem ban u there?
Lol!

karenkinky: One of the main reasons why they let Nigerians attend their schools is because their people don't like going to college. After high school,they end up in odd jobs. Imagine.....

And another reason,Nigerians are intelligent. They are one of the best excelling students there. I have friends there. If you get me wrong, u can find out urself.

But the stigma of Nigeria,the terrorist nation is what follows us all.

What am I saying? It all depends on you as a citizen because even the leaders are citizens too.

And sum pple saying it's frustrating living in Nigeria....some countries don't have water o. Some don't have freedom and they aren't few.

But anyhow you are a NIGERIAN and you can't change it. Not even wen u travel out or change your skin colour


P.S What I jst typed is irrelevant

Hmmmph!!!
I wish I had friends there.
:-(

AKPORS DEY FOLLOW INSTRUCTION DIE!!!
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Akpors' elder brother, Rukewe, travelled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpors, their aged mom & their pet cat, kelly.
Last week Rukewe called from London to know
how they're doing... ..
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RUKEWE: Akpors how una dey now, how kelly?
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AKPORS: Kelly done die. .
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RUKEWE (after a pause): Akpors u for use small
small reveal dis kin bad news na. U for jus say d cat
fall inside well but neighbors de try comot am. Den
when I call again, u go say e break neck small but
vet doctor dey try revive am. Den when i call again,
u go say dem try their best but dem no fit save am. Na so dem dey reveal bad news in a mature way.
u hear me?
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AKPORS: Yes bros. .
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RUKEWE: Ok. how mama na?
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AKPORS: Bros. mama sef fall inside well o, but
neighbors dey try comot am....
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(Phone cuts)
Rukewe has been admitted in a private hospital in London after going into coma.
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HAPHEEE HINDEPENDENCE

At a psychatric hospital, a senior doctor was bein
chased by a mad
man wit a knife, d doctor was runin 4 his dear life
but not so long,
he got to a dead end and knelt down beggin 4 his
life, d mad man draw closer 2 him and handed over d knife 2 him
n say, its ur turn 2
chase me.
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HAPHEEE HINDEPENDENCE

Raymond, was driving
one day in Warri. It became dark&he discovered
his 2
headlights weren't working. As a
sharp Warri guy, he decided2
follow d car in front of him and use its headlight 2 see the way. at some point, the car in front
stopped and Raymond stuck out his head and
shouted angrily,"My
friend, what is your problem? Will
u move". D man in the other car shouted
back,"Shuo! Which levels? Make I move 4 inside my own
garage again"?
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HAPHEEE HINDEPENDENCE

Goo'Night!
I take my bow and my leave.
Sweetest dreams
Don't let da bugs bite.
*smiles*

tsleazy: lemme start cramming d 9ja national pledge

Goo'luck wif dat.
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Izi nor..... I pledge to Naija ma country
To be faiful, loyal and hornest.
To serve Naija wif all my heart
Even my kidney
To defend and attack our unity
Nat 4gettin da midfield role.
And uphold our honor and gwowy
So help me God.
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Somebody say amen...

tsleazy: Merry xmas and happy indepence day... ;DMerry xmas and happy indepence day...

Na wa 4u o.
The next xmas iz next year na.
Shooo.

If grasshoppers were the size of
people, they could leap the length of a basketball
court.

Happy Birthday Nigeria
@53
Hap'Independence Day.

karenkinky: Feel free to join o. There's lot of space

U wan make i go alone ehn.
U will tag along.
*smiles*

karenkinky: Good night o. My battery has run low. Let the bedbugs suck ur blood small.
Give and it shall be given unto u

Goodnight Cinderelli
Sweetest dreams.

karenkinky: Wooooow! What killed him? I need to wear black tomorrow

The old man smoked himself to death.
R.I.P Pa Shakespeare

Eeyhaaaa!
Adex sowi ooo.
Ndo ma bwoda.
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See how de guy jes dey watch 4rm purgatory.
E jes be like sey make i join u.
:-(

BREAKING!!!!
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Shakespeare iz dead.

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Adex the banned is #1. Lool. How ironical. Missing yhu sha. Little tiny bit


9ja @53. I've not had power supply since yesterday o

U for com ma area na.
Lite iz plentiful.
Inshut we're wastin lite.

Mehlena: lol issokay

Isna okay o
U bera telme chihuahuas are beau'ful.