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Riley_Freeman: My Sirest Sir, epistle never dey to write na..heheBye bye Park ur loads dey go. Sweet dweamz! |
Mehlena: eyaah "i decree that every falling tinzz shall rise up again!!". Wyk scary.Iz ur tin dat will rise up o. :-( |
karenkinky: Ewww! Pleh! Gross!Lol! Ladies... *smiles* . U knw sey if 2babes dey fite. Na cat fite dem dey call am. Na dat tym u go dey hear "meeeaauhn...whee..meeauhn" (do nat take it pers'nally) Buh da last tym me saw 2ladies fite....wan reach her houz half naked sha. |
M'lady *smiles* |
@mehlena U tok sey a whole CHIHUAHUA ugly...? Tchaii Babe....u don fall my tin o. :-( |
Faith93: lol...ur being sacarstic dear!Lol! Jez some wicked eulogies 4my dear presido. |
sigidporte: *smiles*My guy say im go drop 100b oyel money 4rm im pocket. |
Goodluck Jonathan The best president in the world. |
bizmania: I rather kill myself than commit suicidHap'Sunday 2u jawe. Pls don't kill ursef o. U cld murder ursef sha |
Detivo: lwkm. Hw in GOD name does he intend dyin wit d rope on his waste...mayb na im man h**d im wan cummotGod ov war... Akpors wld never do dat. He'd beta remove his kidney dan do dat. Geez! |
mickeyIso: u dint kick it?Lol! Na obituary be dat o. . When i slept on it...it cld nat bweath..dats y twas doin weef weef. Dnt knw wat twas doin on za bed at 1st o. |
mickeyIso: lolz...so almost every girl in nigeria nw has a poodle ...so annoying!Lol! They all think its cute. It iz doe... Buh i love CHIHUAHUA |
karenkinky: PoodleDat smally hairy dog? #mo gbe . . I mistakenly used it as a pillow when i was in ma cousins houz. Until i heard "weef weef".......... |
karenkinky: I have a machete*smiles* Or u cld use ma sledgy *smiles* |
karenkinky: Why Warri all the time sef. We are wise pple jorLol! Dats y he wants to comit suicide witout dying. . Hm and death dey play chess |
karenkinky: Oh sorry. I didn't. Whao! I didn't even pray for my dog*shocked* U have a dog? :-o . Izit a CHIHUAHUA? |
karenkinky: Yeah. I know. I'm playing #AttentionSeekingNow dat wld make him angry. |
A warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord's son trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensure Tenant: akpos!wetin u de do so! Akpos: i dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless! Tenant: that one no good now........but why you tie d rope for waist? Akpos: bros, no b small tin o! I don try am for my neck i nearly die. |
Faith93: Hapi Sunday to y'all!Hap'Sunday! |
karenkinky: I've never seen Romanticboy this angry.Nah! He z nat angry. |
Romanticboy1: *coughz*Lol! U nid tarabelon. T'will help for that cough. :-) |
IVYKORAH: I guess. So how was your night handsome ser??*smiles* It was sweet dreams. |
IVYKORAH: **inhales deeply*** em back...okay nah... Buh some guys can beat their girlfriends if the club they support loses a matchI wldn't do dat. |
Off 2 church See u guys lera. |
@farano:I was doing ma rounds. *nite shift tinz* :-/ |
Monsieursuave: kLol! GGMU My Haven! |
IVYKORAH: OMG!! ***FAINTS*****injects her ANTI-FAINT* . . Well tis nat dat...i will nat fulfil my responsibilities as the boy. Tis jes.....when it comes to United playing. Lemme be 4dat 2hrs. *smiles* |
*Hap'Sunday* . Can't b'live i drank 2bottles and ran out ov gas. SMH |
tinahrex: hahaha....im go beat u oo,no go tink am..lol...Hahahaha! No tink am o If i hear sey she gree 4u. Even 4ur dweam. Lol! . Goo'Night bwo Sleep tite. |
tinahrex: ...ah dy tell u...Daenerys....buh dose Lannisters sef ehn,dem b 1kain sha....Khal Drogo,Ned Stark,Rob Stark..pipu wey deir death pain me...even dah Joffrey,dah 1 no dy dieLol! Jeo wey dey fear war. Dat guy jes dey use status and power to oppress. If I catch am real life I fit give am left. |
*Sweet Sunday* |
dharmora: u be boss nah........me juz lyk da way u chat jaweLol! Thanks mate Me pleasure *smiles* |
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