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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:22pm On Sep 30, 2013
Riley_Freeman: My Sirest Sir, epistle never dey to write na..hehe

and me n anatomy no dey fight o..na play we dey. grin

with this said, it's goodnight from me, today has been one of my most exciting days here.

All thanks to you all ..

N one advice, @Anatomy, In as much as I admire a lady with guts (which you obviously are), it becomes a prob when she overdoes things..just limit it a bit...alright? wink

Ehmmm, all the ladies I proved arrogant to, I can't say 'I'm sorry'...I 'd rather say 'make una no vex' ...no kidding smiley

Thanks y'all and @Gwendolen Fairfax, I see ya in 3D cool

Night y'all n God bless smiley
Bye bye
Park ur loads dey go.
Sweet dweamz!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:17pm On Sep 30, 2013
Mehlena: eyaah "i decree that every falling tinzz shall rise up again!!". Wyk scary.
Iz ur tin dat will rise up o.
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:11pm On Sep 30, 2013
karenkinky: Ewww! Pleh! Gross!
Lol!
Ladies...
*smiles*
.
U knw sey if 2babes dey fite. Na cat fite dem dey call am.
Na dat tym u go dey hear "meeeaauhn...whee..meeauhn" (do nat take it pers'nally)
Buh da last tym me saw 2ladies fite....wan reach her houz half naked sha.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:03pm On Sep 30, 2013
M'lady
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:01pm On Sep 30, 2013
@mehlena
U tok sey a whole CHIHUAHUA ugly...?
Tchaii
Babe....u don fall my tin o.
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:40pm On Sep 29, 2013
Faith93: lol...ur being sacarstic dear!
Lol!
Jez some wicked eulogies 4my dear presido.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:49pm On Sep 29, 2013
sigidporte: *smiles*

abeq gist me on his talk concerning ASUU.
My guy say im go drop 100b oyel money 4rm im pocket.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:11pm On Sep 29, 2013
Goodluck Jonathan
The best president in the world.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:02pm On Sep 29, 2013
bizmania: I rather kill myself than commit suicid grin grin grin.... Happy Sunday ya all! Wherzzzz ADEX huh huh #dont worry jare!! 2 days to go#
Hap'Sunday 2u jawe.
Pls don't kill ursef o.
U cld murder ursef sha
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 4:00pm On Sep 29, 2013
Detivo: lwkm. Hw in GOD name does he intend dyin wit d rope on his waste...mayb na im man h**d im wan cummot
God ov war...
Akpors wld never do dat.
He'd beta remove his kidney dan do dat.
Geez!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:58pm On Sep 29, 2013
mickeyIso: u dint kick it?
Lol!
Na obituary be dat o.
.
When i slept on it...it cld nat bweath..dats y twas doin weef weef.
Dnt knw wat twas doin on za bed at 1st o.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:55pm On Sep 29, 2013
mickeyIso: lolz...so almost every girl in nigeria nw has a poodle ...so annoying!
Lol!
They all think its cute.
It iz doe...
Buh i love CHIHUAHUA
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:18pm On Sep 29, 2013
karenkinky: Poodle tongue
Dat smally hairy dog?
#mo gbe
.
.
I mistakenly used it as a pillow when i was in ma cousins houz.
Until i heard "weef weef"..........
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:03pm On Sep 29, 2013
karenkinky: I have a machete cool
*smiles*
Or u cld use ma sledgy
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:01pm On Sep 29, 2013
karenkinky: Why Warri all the time sef. We are wise pple jor
Lol!
Dats y he wants to comit suicide witout dying.
.
Hm and death dey play chess
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:59pm On Sep 29, 2013
karenkinky: Oh sorry. I didn't. Whao! I didn't even pray for my dog grin
*shocked*
U have a dog? :-o
.
Izit a CHIHUAHUA?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:56pm On Sep 29, 2013
karenkinky: Yeah. I know. I'm playing #AttentionSeeking wink
Now dat wld make him angry.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:55pm On Sep 29, 2013
A warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord's
son trying to commit suicide and a brief
conversation ensure
Tenant: akpos!wetin u de do so!
Akpos: i dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless!
Tenant: that one no good now........but why you tie d rope for waist?
Akpos: bros, no b small tin o! I don try am for my neck i nearly die.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:22pm On Sep 29, 2013
Faith93: Hapi Sunday to y'all!
Hap'Sunday!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 2:12pm On Sep 29, 2013
karenkinky: I've never seen Romanticboy this angry. cheesy
Nah!
He z nat angry.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:45pm On Sep 29, 2013
Romanticboy1: *coughz*
Lol!
U nid tarabelon.
T'will help for that cough.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 1:10pm On Sep 29, 2013
IVYKORAH: I guess. So how was your night handsome ser?? wink
*smiles*
It was sweet dreams.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:54am On Sep 29, 2013
IVYKORAH: **inhales deeply*** em back...okay nah... Buh some guys can beat their girlfriends if the club they support loses a match
I wldn't do dat.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:53am On Sep 29, 2013
Off 2 church
See u guys lera.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 8:27am On Sep 29, 2013
@farano:
If i catch dia eeh...what wia u doing by dat tym of d 9te 2?
I was doing ma rounds.
*nite shift tinz*
:-/
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:56am On Sep 29, 2013
Monsieursuave: k

k

Ʊя head is der bro
Lol!
GGMU
My Haven!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:54am On Sep 29, 2013
IVYKORAH: OMG!! ***FAINTS****
*injects her ANTI-FAINT*
.
.
Well tis nat dat...i will nat fulfil my responsibilities as the boy.
Tis jes.....when it comes to United playing. Lemme be 4dat 2hrs.
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:50am On Sep 29, 2013
*Hap'Sunday*
.
Can't b'live i drank 2bottles and ran out ov gas.
SMH
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:19am On Sep 29, 2013
tinahrex: hahaha....im go beat u oo,no go tink am..lol...

Woh lemme go n drim of my Daenerys n Cersei n Ygritte....G'nyt bro
Hahahaha!
No tink am o
If i hear sey she gree 4u. Even 4ur dweam.
Lol!
.
Goo'Night bwo
Sleep tite.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:13am On Sep 29, 2013
tinahrex: ...ah dy tell u...Daenerys....buh dose Lannisters sef ehn,dem b 1kain sha....Khal Drogo,Ned Stark,Rob Stark..pipu wey deir death pain me...even dah Joffrey,dah 1 no dy die
Lol!
Jeo wey dey fear war.
Dat guy jes dey use status and power to oppress.
If I catch am real life I fit give am left.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:10am On Sep 29, 2013
*Sweet Sunday*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:06am On Sep 29, 2013
dharmora: u be boss nah........me juz lyk da way u chat jawe
Lol!
Thanks mate
Me pleasure
*smiles*

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