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jovie50: my full names are John Ovie - Jovie

What can I say!
So luv'ly a name
*smiles*

sigidporte: good evening beautiful fam.. i see y'all

@asakel, adnan don sign the contract being tabled?

Ah no know oo

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Mickey7: just collected my waec original result!dint knw it'd b easy

How much bwo?

Mbahchiboy: HEHE.
O BOB WATIN DAT ONE MEAN NA

U say make we find 'x'
I find am 4u na witout any quadratic equation.
Hahaha
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Preciousguyx: egypt will replace ghana

Doz wans dan dead.

odizeey: Burkina Faso vs Algeria
Ghana vs Egypt
Tunisia vs Cameroon
Ethiopia vs Nigeria
Côte d’Ivoire vs Senegal

Algeria
Ghana
Cameroon
Cote d'Ivoire
Nigeria
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4 BRAZIL 2014

odizeey: Nigeria v ethiopia thank God o

Sewioz?
Hahahahaha
#Brazil2014 here we come

Mbahchiboy: A QUESTION 4 D GURUZ LODGE..#
find x if 3^(x+1)=5^(x^2-1)..
@ least dis one go commot una mind 4 mass and upthrust way una dy yarn..

X
X

Sir-Tunechi:
hahahahahahaha.......

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

exPLIcit7: Sister not again...I tire 4 u 0...I have some few questions to ask u sis...when wil say sometin z dense what do we mean...we can say it's heavy right...okay let's agree that they weigh d same...as somebody said...there are many factors that determine the heaviness of an object...d question says heavier...and u must neglect...the fact that they have the same mass or weight(in the issue of weight I do not agree with u totally...weight varies and it is not constant) doesn't mean they will b equal in HEAVINESS...now let's take a look at density...density rate of change of mass and volume...different materials have different volume and density and I know that you will be saying they have considered the density and volume b4 arriving at the mass.,since mass=density *volume...telme if sand and Iron has d different density and volume how then can both be 1kg...don't argue...concerning dz issue of heaviness...density z an important factor 2 consider...and u must also consider how all the factors that influence heaviness sis...think about it...one must be heavier or denser than d oda not bcoz of it's mass but also coz of it density and Volume...4 instance...I volume of lead weights differently 4rm 1 volume of wood and also 1 volume of water has a weight different 4rm that of I volume of palm 0il...this is due to differences in the quality of the substance known as density...I REST MY CASE...

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Monsieursuave: Nothin sha

Jz "submitted" n blank notice box

My own notice box iz nat blank.

odizeey: d guy dey c double

Lol!
DE stuff me see o

demistry: 2 all arguers d qst is'Which is heavier 1kg of iron or 1kg of sand'...not 'Prove using formulars if or not 1kg of iron is heavier dan 1Kg of sand'...u guyz r anserin d 2nd qst n ignoring d 1st..
Abeg it av do o...

Na u tok sey make dem drop am o.

Monsieursuave: Guys! Guys!! Guys!!!

Check Ʊя kofa!!!

NOW.

How far with it

sylvalord: Good morning JESUS
Good morning LORD






Good morning y'all

G'mornin broda sylva

Eng. Tino:
kk lets say he lived for x yrs.....1/6 as a child, 1/12 man, 1/7 married and extra 5 yrs 4 d birth of his son...xo d amount of yrs he lived till he gave birth to his son would be ((1/7 +1/6 +1/12)x + 5)........lets take d son's age as y.......rememba dat u said d son died 4 yrs b4 him...dah mins dah he died 4 extra yrs afta his son died at y yrs........xo his age would be ((1/7+1/6+1/12)x +5 +y+4).....xo dats his real age..........nau rememba u said his son lived 1/2 his age(dat wud be 1/2x) nd i xaid dah we shud assume d sons's age as y.....xo y=1/2x......d man's age wud be ((1/7+1/6+1/12)x +5+1/2x+4)...........also rememba dat i said d man's age z x....
xo x=((1/7+1/12+1/6)x +5+1/2x+4)........
when u simplify,
x=(75x+756)/84..........
cross multiply..........
84x=75x+756..........
84x-75x=756........
9x=756.............
divide both syds...........
x=84

Lol!
Thank God sey u no say make we find 'x'

MrRomantic1: ;


Eventually! I wil leave bt wil cum back wen i av gained knowledge nd mastered d techniques on hw 2 push dis country 4ward!
Cus wat we lack in dis country is expertise! Ppl leave 2 go 2 other countries nd turn in2 slaves 4 d white men!dats y d white ppl kip growin nd advancin in diff ways



bt ma case wud b diff,wud bring dis country 2 lime-light!,afteral dt z duties of us d youth,Dats y i must go,learn nd cum back 2 work it on,in dis country

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hw do u fink we gat rich men in 9ja? Is it nat cus de went abroad either 2 study,learn nd research more!


So ma dear! M nat abandonin ma home-land! Men nid 2 do sumfin 2 make dis country grow instead of sittin dwn@hme smokin,drinkin
trekin up nd dwn lukin4 Job
,cursin nd criticizin d govt nd waitin 4 a miracle!





Dats y i av accepted d course i was given,it wud reallyhelp me 2relate wid ppl









Btw gud mrng Milky

Hmmmmn!

Eng. Tino:
84

Bros...
I owe u 1dinner 4dat buka inside campus.
Buh help me do the maths.
*removes shokoto and bows*
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demistry: Lol..ah no de show my science prowess o broda..unlyk sum pple...m jes me..

Lol!
All ov una head dey dia jare.
Una lecturers go suffer...
Awon #guru's lodge
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See beau'ful people o.

demistry: Guy m nt tlkn frm phy perspectiv or as a science studnt..luk @d qst logically n 4get about formulars n heavier..in ril sense none is cuz de measure d same..evn art studntz cn ansa dix qst. stp disrurbin phy n ansa it generally..n 4get factors..dose 1z exist in txtbuk.4 God sake tink outsyd d box..d qst containin heavier does nt min u shd ansa it lyk phy waec exam...jes a simple qst n a simple ansa..d qst did nt ask u 2 bring in physics

Tchaii...
All diz Isaac No Thorns dun com again.

MrRomantic1: 34?

Hmmmph!
Nat Guru's Lodge
Error401

samseski: JAMB PPT

Yeah!
In 1884

Eng. Tino:
matchstick n matchbox

Hmmmn!
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mhizz_bernie: he did nthn d name of d horse is friday

Ryt!
*smiles*
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FOR THOSE IN GURU'S LODGE
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Matt was a famous mathematician. When he died,
the following was engraved on his tomb:
He lived 1/6 of his life as a child, after 1/12 more he
became a man, after 1/7 more he married, 5 years
later his son was born, his son lived half as long as
his father and died 4 years before his father. How old was Matt when he died?

Riddle 2 Quizzle
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Turn me Round and scratch my head, what once
was Red is Black instead.
Who am I ?

MrRomantic1: The name of d horse is friday!

*smiles*
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MrRomantic1: Wish ma aunt nd her family a safe trip 2 d Us!















Soon! Ma family wud b d only 1 in 9ja!

Hmmmn!
Romantic, Romantic
Na dollars u go dey spend 4 skool o.
Abeg u fit change ur course to my own....make we b'com course mate.
Hehehe!

RIDDLE TO QUIZZLE
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A cowboy rides into town on his horse on friday
stays in town for three days then leaves on friday.
How did he do it ?

Tchaii...
Ma PC don crash
*sad*