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Morning!

Kiluto: ......ITS TIME TO DROP MY RESIGNATION LETTER....... Dis family is a place 2 b no mata d ups nd down involv 4rm pple lyk kolade, odizee, micheal sokoto n d rest ov dem. I nva regret viewin a page bt rada try 2 learn 4rm pples mistakes n gud doings lyk dat ov greatmind, riley, asakel, mickey, adex n d rest ov dem. N d most ov it al is dat faith can nva b preachd beta dan faith hersef. Quitin dis thread nt becos i hav lost hop bt becos i can see dat dis thread is nt 4 d yet 2 b admitd bt 4 dose dat ar alreadi admitd. Metaphycist xperience is wat evry aspirant wish 4 him/hersef no mata d stress involv. Uniben wil stop xistin wen pple lyk sylvalord stop deir unendin desire 2 b d best. Can nva stop wishin 2 hav leg lyk benusi. Al dis ar wat dis thread hav, d suspence ov knwin a ladi 2 b a guy lyk olishe.com. D confusion cusd by 1 gal lyk mehlena, karen n d rest. Watchin guys talk lyk ntin matas, d mr personali imsef 'detivo'. Men wit unendin emotions lyk romanticboy. Guys lashin guys wit insult n later ntin counts. Explicit, sir-tunechi ar jst tryin 2 mk al post count. N jazino remind me ov d formal name ov dis thread. Al dis ar wat i hav cum 2 realise in dis thread, N al d lovly unmentiond names. Sori 2 say bt i hav 2 let go lyk odas. N u guys shud try knw each oda durin clearance no mata d hate. Awarded thread ov d year. Uniben admitd student thread.....kiluto aka Depo_kiluto is hereby resignin 4rm Nairaland as a NairaLander wit no jet. God b praisd 4 d few tyms spent here. Out

*crying*
As u leave bwo....u still in my prayers.
Jes believe...and dat faith will do a great deed.
Remain Bless'd.

jelel6: i highly appreciate your kindness

U highly welcm

Romanticboy1: Saturday

Error401

IVYKORAH: Sunday

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jelel6: guy pls you said every thing in coloured! including the admission letter? pls ans any1 asap

YES!

Adex097: SUNDAY!!!

Error401

Adex097: Not just the maths......English too.

Ryt!
Wots the answer?
:-)

jelel6: som1, any1 pls answer my question

E gat 2b coloured na.
Abi u wan cari black n white go gv dm 4 skool.
Dem go tear am 4 ur front.

OSUU9: na sunday o.bwo

Do the maths!
:-)

odizeey: dis guy no unerstand d question,if today was yesterday,den u assume u will b speaking from dat yesterday

Tis fwiday naaaw.
.
If 2day wey be friday cm be yestrday
No 4get sey add "YESTERDAY" o.
Now u dan enta sat'day
2moro...2moro...2moro go com be .......

Emylexray: G00D M0RNING EVERYONE. Lamaar, Asakel, Swaga, Trafford, Odizeey, suave, mcsize e.t.c how was the night?



JAMB's site is back again!

Thank God 4dat
Goo'Morning!
*smiles*

odizeey: u nor knw d ans to ur question sef

Tis friday non-guru

lavosier: Guy, easy na...lts put it dis way.if ƌ day u tlk am na yestrdae,2mao go ß sundae. its lyk sayin if  posted dis stuff yestrdae,2mao wud av bin fri...dts wah mi  fnk sha..mite ß wrong..

Hmmph! Ok o
Buh ma english clear o.

Monsieursuave: U̶̲̥̅̊‎ dint say 2moro "is"

U̶̲̥̅̊‎ said 2moro "would be".

Derz a significant difference b/w dose 2 terms!

Suave Suave Suave
Na "would be" i put dia na. Abi dat wan dey confuse u again?
Lol!
.
If 2day was yesterday....
Now 2moro is nat sunday so u hv 2 find wat cms b4 sunday.
And sat'day doz.
Buh da question is what day is dat yestrday b4 sat'day.
ZIMPLE!
If friday was yesterday 2moro will be sunday.
Abi no be so ni.
Kudoz to FRIDAY jawe...the best day in the week.
*smiles*

LADIES DIS DAYS
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MUM: Why are u all dressed up and Where are u heading to?
GURL: To da bathroom mum,I need a new
Facebook profile pix..

lavosier: Sunday

*screams*
How in Gods name cld it be sunday when 2moro iz sunday.
Geeeez!
Didn't u do maths in skool?
.
"If 2day was yesterday...2moro wld be sunday."
Which day i tok am?

lavosier: 6

*up thumbs*

Swagalord18: friday

Hmmn!
Diz wan iz stwong!
#Guru's lodge.

Monsieursuave: SUNDAY!!

Error401

I-am-Winner:
helo guys.. I told you all not to panic cos the issue on jamb website was due to technical error.. I am pleased to inform you that the problem has been rectified.. Go and check your admission status again.. Mine is still as it was med and surg.. Thanks!!

Thank you!

PLEASE ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR THE GURUS.
*smiles*
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Asakel said, "If today was yesterday. Tomorrow would be sunday."
What day did Asakel say this?
.
Gurus only

I_am_Lamar: Buh seriously Bro


You're an I.d.i.o.t .
Did she Tag u In her Post
Why do u feel u have to reply every post . Did she say anything about repeating an Exam 9999 times ? Guess u thought it was funny. Maybe if ur brain wasn't that small...u'd understand. Dolt !

Easy Lamar.
Plz!
U knw tis odizee
Jes let it pass huh!

Asakel: ANSWER IF YOU'RE A GENIUS!
.
A man and his wife have
three sons, and
every of their sons have
a sister.
How many are there in the family?
A. 8
B. 4
C. 6
D. 7

SIX it iz
CONGRATULATIONZ GURUS
And non-guruz

IVYKORAH: 6

Hmmmn!
Awryti!
*smiles*

Monsieursuave: 4

Final answer..4

Miscellaneous: oga na six(6) o. . . Abi i lie ?

U hv no lifeline bwoda.
Izdat ur final answr?

odizeey: go gt jiggy wit iya sikiru daughter

Mntchew!
Dat useless girl wey dan born pikin. I even hear sey she dan cari belle again.
E go beta if i jiggy wit teddy bear 4 houz.
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Basirat olosi
Mntchew!

ANSWER IF YOU'RE A GENIUS!
.
A man and his wife have
three sons, and
every of their sons have
a sister.
How many are there in the family?
A. 8
B. 4
C. 6
D. 7

Monsieursuave: Dude. U̶̲̥̅̊‎ dint av 2 kill her moment!!

Which kind beast U̶̲̥̅̊‎ be.

Ogre i think.
Lol!
Odizee ooo

Freaky
Fab'louz
Friday
Lets Get Jiggy!

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