₦airaland Forum

Swagalord18: witout science ...there will b no nairaland 4 u 2 post nor fone ...
Witout science u'l b dead (sickness)
nd most importantly, ..witout science ...there will b no SLEDGY 4 u :-)

Itch...nat ma sledgy.
.
Witout arts there will nat be table and chairs
Witout arts no carpenter 4 ur area
Witout art na only 1language we go dey speak
Witout art nobody wld knw how Bros J looks like.
Witout art *sighs*
Witout ART ......wetin u wan go find 4 cinema?
:-/

Faith93: . Tnk u dear bt I don't understand wat u mean by state, do u mean location cos am in Lagos nd am frm delta state so abeg xplain well...TNX

U can get it in Lag babe.
Go to Ikoyi or any cyber cafe.
In Jamb office tis 1,000 while the cyber cafes wld sell 1,500 or even higher with the printing altogether.
The wan in ma area iz 1,700 for eflytin.
*smiles*
And again i heard u can purchase online buh i dnt knw.

exPLIcit7: why Art Mr Asakel.

Art iz life.
Art iz beauty
Art has got the panache

oluwaugo: the moneies dat hv been packed for 2nd term tenure election in 2015....#selfish9ja

Pwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Did u see dat...?
Hahahahahahahaha!
I dan dead

Kolade9: Lip sealed

When ur lip iz sealed...t'means dia z a girl in front ov u.
*smiles*

exPLIcit7: I have cleared dz issue...women's education don't end up in d kitchen...reason wit me...SCIENCE AND ART WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT TO THE WORLD...wait 0...I shout...asakel and sir-tunechi wake up...bt if I shout again Asakel fit use him hammer 4 my head 0...bt where benusi and mr freeman...KOFAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lol!
Can't find ma sledgy 4 now.
.
ART!

exPLIcit7: I have cleared dz issue...women's education don't end up in d kitchen...reason wit me...SCIENCE AND ART WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT TO THE WORLD...wait 0...I shout...asakel and sir-tunechi wake up...bt if I shout again Asakel fit use him hammer 4 my head 0...bt where benusi and mr freeman...KOFAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ART!

Kolade9: @explicit
Is okonjo iweala not married?
Dora akinyuli,allison madueke etc

Yeah! Dats ryt...
Is Patience Jonathan nat married?
Uhmm....yeah...i'm ryt na Patience Jonathan.

Dreamt is the only english word that ends with
letters "mt".

oliseh.com:
Metafizist,tnx 4 ur help here.,wow twas like i was reading a novel......myre gigabytes to ur data.
*welcome back ODIZEEY*
*RILEY get well soon*
Adex,Mickey,Ghyft,tinarex,mehlenah,snave,kolade,asakel.sokoto,Didi,benusi,greatmind,Sylvalord,Sylvagodie,Swaggerlmrd,Profemmy,Fairfax,korm2me,mcslize,Ojingbe,Blexysexy and da rest i hail una

Oliseh.com
*smiles*
Hope u nat leaving 4 so long o.
Lol!
Do hv a gr8 week ahead babe.......with a smile.
*smiles*

sylvalord: na dis kind tin me no dey like oo

e bi lyk say hand dey scratch u abi? shey na evry post u must quote?


i make mistake and dem don correct me.. Whch one con be ur own na? Na must say make u talk put?



U c say dem don tell me say na UNI and me don accept correction.. Whch 1 u con dey form teacher again?


Oh.. U wan make i knw say u know the full meaning of lautech abi?


owk oga i don hear.. Clap 4 urself because na u be d first person to knw d meaning of lautech.. (I)(T)(K)

Imported
Togolese
Koala
.
ITK

And away from Uniben and Jamb...
TOKYO TO HOST 2020 GAMES....

Tokyo will host the 2020 Olympic Games after
beating Istanbul in the final round of voting.
Details coming soon...after diz short bweak
*smiles*[lights out]

Adex098: @twafford, you're healed IJN bro...

#im outta here#

Amen

oluwaugo: @asakel na mini prision be dat 1 laah.....

Da boys dia dey try o.
Na plain trousers and trouses with natives dm go dey wear o.
Lol!
.
Mini prison

Adex098: [/b]

E•T•T _____END TIME TINZ


(-_- ) ( -_-) (-_- )

Buh sewiosly.....no jeans?
Oh me God

Covenant University Bans Female Students
Putting On Jeans, Fixing & Painting Nails september 7, 2013 by vnti
According to the new Student Handbook
(2013-2017 edition) released by the School’s
Management, male and female students are not
allowed to wear jeans, male students can’t wear
any sort of jewelry. Dress Code: The University attaches great importance to modest and decent dressing.
Dress Code for Female Students
1. Earrings and necklaces may be used by female
students, provided they are not the bogus and
dropping types.
2. The wearing of more than one earring in each
ear is strictly prohibited anywhere in the University. 3. Wearing of ankle chains and rings on toes is
prohibited in the University. 4. Also, painting of nails, attaching artificial long
nails are not allowed in and outside the University. 5. The possession and wearing of jeans or any
jeans-like materials of any kind are strictly
prohibited in the University. 6. Female students are expected to wear
corporate shoes to lectures and University assemblies.
7. Piercing of any part of the body, other than the
ear (for earrings), is strictly prohibited. Any
piercing done before admission into the University shall be declared during the first registration in the first year.
8. Tattooing of any part of the body is prohibited.
Any tattoo done before admission into the University shall be declared during the first registration in the first year. Dress Code for Male Students
1. No male student is allowed to wear scarves,
braided hair, earrings and ankle chains in the University. 2. Wearing of long-sleeved shirts, without
buttoning the sleeves is not allowed
3. The practice of pulling down one’s trousers to
the hip line (Sagging) is prohibited.
4. The possession and, or wearing of cordror,
chinos, Jeans or Jeans-like materials of any kind is strictly prohibited in the University environment. 5. Tattooing on any part of the body is
prohibited. Any tattoo done before admission into the University shall be declared during the registration in the first year.
6. Jewelry such as neck chains, hand chains,
bracelets finger and toe rings, ankle chains are
prohibited for male students
7. Students are advised to avoid cutting worldly
hair styles like richo, all back, etc. All male students are also expected to be clean-shaven, as
keeping of beards is prohibited. Source: Covenant University Students’ Handbook.

Kolade9: and they didn't state that the putme is for only 1st choice applicants oh
stewpid ppl just took ma 3k

Lol!
U sef no ask.

sylvalord: hmm.




University kwa



owk oo



i'm not arguing

Yeah!
Tis uni

benusi: Hi Everyone. Nice to be back after a while. My Man Explicit, better wake up oooooo. Shout out to Didi, Asakel, Di Natale, Mclize, Naldogen, Chaarly and Mickey.

I heard the third list will be out soonest oooooooo.

Mind you, I said I just heard. And from a very reliable source. Very very very.

Hehe.

Happy Weekend All.

I see u man
Thanks
Enjoy the fab'louz weekend.
*smiles*

As the lingering disagreement between the
Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU
remains without solution, DailyPost has learnt
that female students in Kaduna Metropolis now
take solace in prostitution. Our findings revealed that the numbers of those
currently in the business within the state has
increased tremendously since the strike action
began two months ago. Commercial sex workers in the state are mostly
spotted along Rabah Road, Muhammadu Buhari
Way, Constitution Road and Independent Road, all
in Kaduna metropolis, while others have
relocated to Obalande area, along Cameroon Road
where they rent rooms in small hotels for their illicit business. Others were seen around Gwari Avenue Road,
Barnawa and other hotels in the state capital
where they meet their teeming customers. It was gathered that the students decided to go
into the business to enable them meet their needs
till the strike is being called off. A final year student of one of the federal
universities who doesn’t want her name
mentioned hailed ASUU for the strike, saying that
the money she would realize from the business
will sustain her when school resumes. According to her, “The strike, though will delay
my graduation, it’s helping me to gather funds
for my upkeep when the strike is finally
suspended.” Another lady who gave her name as Joy, said,
“we contribute money to pay for hotel rooms
and we sometimes hire the rooms for several
weeks to do the business. “Most of us do not have anybody that will take
care of us and we even have our younger ones
to cater for. So we have to do this business
anytime we are on strike or holiday to survive.” Asked when she intends to stop the business,
she said, “anytime the strike is suspended, I will
go back to school. But, I hope to stop this
business as soon as I get a job after graduation.” When contacted, General secretary of the
Association of Nigeria Prostitutes, ANP, Jessica
Elvis confirmed that since the strike began
members of the association have increased. According to her, “The report we got from across
the nation indicates that new members, mostly
students have joined the business since the ASUU
strike began two months back.” “The latest report from Kaduna shows that 200
new members joined the business last month. “They were all registered and are guided by the
rule and regulations of the association,” she told
this reporter on phone.

Dis wan everybody iz usin colour enihow.
I've bin tryin to do dat sh*t..buh tis nat sh*tting ma sh*t.
*sulks*

Emylexray: Good morning people.

How was the night?
Please, any new developement? I need someone to intimate me with the latest info about clearance. Great-mind, Adex, efficient Trafford, Mehlena, Asakel, Lamar, Metaphycist and others! More blood to your thumbs. Keep it up!

Thanks bwo.
Na metaphycist get sum info abt dat wella.
*smiles*

sylviagoldie: Hmmmm... @ last.... i caught up with u guys... (rejoicing)
Peeps must be very busy that posts today aint much... wish it would alwez be like this.
Adex, Ken excel, Abdulwizzy and other unidentified coursemates.. i greet u all. I cant forget the likes of jazinogold, metaphysics, trafford or Riley Freeman, didi, oliseh.com,miz bernie, micheal sokoto, asakel, blebysexy, I am Lamar, chaarly, sylvalord, Great~mind, mickey, ojingbe, Mr.romantic and others..U guys are making this thread worth the while,,, and like she'll say (i guess u know who i refer to) " more gigabytes to ur data".. But where is majestic? havent seen him for quite a while.. Once again, i twale for una jawe..

*smiles*

Rag collector

Tis past midnite o.
Go and sleep children.
Bedtime story z over.

Metaphycist: Bt make sure u dnt add sugar,no salt n nt even a sprinkle of Maggi in oda 2 make it interestin.
Jst say d truth,it's sweeter dat way.

Lol!
Can he add currie?

Metaphycist: DAY 6,loading........75%

Hehe!
I can't wait
#Episode6 ov THE EXPERIENCE

phabulousannie: ..hmm@mr romantic....wuld b 16 by novemba buh 'm done wiv sec.skul nd i have all my results complete....can tt affect me in any way??

*swallows spit*
U're safe
As long as dia iz "-teen" in ur age.
*smiles*

Mad Men Association (MMA) presido.

MrRomantic1: I feel like writin on d experience of the post ume day

Owkie..dowkie.
Make am 4nny and interesting o.
If nat....na sledge hammer tinz.
*smiles*

Adex098: Good morning guys...me dey go jamb office this morning. Is anybody going too?

Would love to.
Buh da place use style far small. Unless Adexie wan sponsor me.
*smiles*

Mickey7: shut up my frnd.ure derailing

OWH! Da was derailing...?
*smiles*