₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,133 members, 8,420,502 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 10:20 PM

Toggle theme

Asakel's Posts

Nairaland ForumAsakel's ProfileAsakel's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 (of 66 pages)

EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:46am On Sep 12, 2013
Riley_Freeman: I've always been apolitical about Nigeria's affair, but If I decide to look into it, I wouldn't be jaw-dropped he did it for political reasons, it's all strategy...n never purely based on incompetence or whatever..

Well..well, may God help Nigeria.
Ami ooo Jesu
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:45am On Sep 12, 2013
Riley_Freeman: lol...prolly cuz you haven't written it tongue


well, you have till dawn to do so...else, Gwen wouldn't be pleased
Lol!
I've written half ov it.
T'was titled "Ode to my fair Lady"
And in quatrains.
If i cnt cmplete it....i'll jes add it wit wan i've written b4.
I've written a lot ov poems.
Buh diz iz lè spécial
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:40am On Sep 12, 2013
Droga dray: president jonathan is coming up wut somtin............he sack d woman just bcus d woman is presurisin him.......bt nw,she is nw in uni of bayero.....com c hw d woman dey cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Make she cry her balls out.
Mntcheww!
Dem never pay her off wit "oyel money" ni.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m):
Riley_Freeman: lol... I sorry for u... You go soon spoil your reasoning..love song no good ooo! grin
Tis bin ma tin 4 ages.
Jes love 'em slow cool steady music
*smiles*
*now listening to MLTR - Paint My Love*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:33am On Sep 12, 2013
Riley_Freeman: no be only, see your eye grin


well, I feel you bro...Gwendolen Fairfax, Your Ernest Worthing hasn't given up on you....Love? Hmmm...maybe o

and yep, I wanna see it...We all wanna see it cheesy


n no just gimme 'for her eyes only' undecided
Lol!
Nat 2day
Go and kiss ur pillow now and wake up at twilight wit a smile.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:28am On Sep 12, 2013
Viewing this topic:
.
Didi 5(m), ZobaMajesty(f), Obeni precious(m), Asakel(m), datogen(m), Faith93, Riley_Freeman(m), Swagalord18(m), oluwaugo(m), Droga dray(m) and 2 guest(s)
.
.
Riley Okorie Freeman go and sleep. Tis past bedtime.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:26am On Sep 12, 2013
Droga dray: @asakel.....appointment ar terminated..........employment ar sack,,,,,nd so on... d education minister is sack wit 8 others ministers
Blood ov God!
.:-o
.
Hmmmph!
Maybe she didn't jes play her cards well.
So sowi 4 her.
.
Hope da next bweaking news is dat they called ov stwike.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:23am On Sep 12, 2013
Natin beta dan listening to R&BnBlues on the radio at diz hour!
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:18am On Sep 12, 2013
Droga dray: PROF RUQAYYAT RUFAI APPOINTMENT AS BIN TERMINATED..........bt didnt she tried enough or does dt means dt woman lack strength
Uhm!
What do u mean "appointment terminated"
:-/
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:16am On Sep 12, 2013
exPLIcit7: Buy buy...everybody...
Goo'nite!
Sleep tite too!
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:15am On Sep 12, 2013
iLLiE: Lemme goand sleep

Laughed my a$$ out this night


Nyt er'1
G'nite bwo
Sleep tite.
.
I'm on duty diz nite.....till the sound ov the aubades at dawn.
*shines sledgy*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:10am On Sep 12, 2013
Riley_Freeman: evening Paulicap, my name is PeterHat

dont worry about your fine heart Paulicap, you'd be given fine liver.



@ Asakel, why you n your sweetus no dey give us drama again...? What's that smell? I perceive 'drifting' undecided
Hmmmn! Abt dat.
*smiles*
Tis diz Uniben ish da wanna sepawate us. Buh i swear dem no reach.
Tis bin making me sad lately.....and she wld hv luv'd to studying Eng/Lit with me.
.
I'm nat givn up...(now i'm makin myslf cwy).
Hmmmph! *wipes snose*
I'm nat.
.
Jes pway 4 us.
I jes hope it doesnt end like titanic.
It may end like Romeo n Juliet....i don't care. I least dey met at da oda syd.
*whispering*
Hey...! I wrote a piece 4 her. Wanna c it?
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:59pm On Sep 11, 2013
iLLiE: Gud evin evribody in this trend

My name is paulicap ,I am from edo state
I want to asked you pepple a sirios qestion


I score 78 in my post ume qestion and I choose fine heart but I did not know what I did for jamb and uniben that they did not released my admition

Guys what should I did? I'm confuse huh
Take ma hama and visit UNIBEN.
*smiles*
U'll know what u did.
.
And its nat "fine heart".....tis "fine hart"
Kalampo
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:39pm On Sep 11, 2013
Riley_Freeman: you need not to Thank me, it wasn't no compliment...was just being honest wink



Lamar answered for Karen.

Asakel is yet to give a reasonable answer -_-
Wetin again nah!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 3:40pm On Sep 11, 2013
Riley_Freeman: You are crasing better crase! angry


well, my P-man is fine, Yours?? smiley


and how 's your Miss fairfax? undecided
She z smiling whereva she iz.
She z My Lady
My Heart...Her Home.
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:39pm On Sep 11, 2013
tsleazy: dnt mind d guy jarey..he should have mentioned ARSENAL,.lolz
Lol!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 12:32pm On Sep 11, 2013
Chaarly....e dan tey wey i bin wan hail u oo! Lol!
I dey jiggy dey hail.
.
Sylvalord welcome bk 2d fold. *smiles*
.
Riley Freeman.......how z ur P-man?
Lol!
Una dan make me laff tire sha. Thanks.
Welcome back bwo.
*smiles*
Welcome!
.
.
Asakel still in the building
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 7:14am On Sep 10, 2013
oliseh.com:
Gudmorning peeps hw ws ur night.
Morning!
Night was gallant 4me a lil. Buh woke up diz morning wit a smile.
.
And i found ma sledgy.
Hehe!
How ur nite?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:57pm On Sep 09, 2013
Latnok95: Ehehe.. I wish I could.. Been 3yrs now oh
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:36pm On Sep 09, 2013
Viewing this topic:
.
Latnok95(m), oliseh.com(f), ZobaMajesty(f), Asakel(m), odizeey(m), Didi 5(m), Sir-Tunechi and 1 guest(s)
.
.
Latnok95 gives me a flashback ov Kyle XY.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:32pm On Sep 09, 2013
Sir-Tunechi:
ASUU strike wuld b cald of on wednezdae
Says ur watch?
Or 4rm a re-li-a-ble source?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:27pm On Sep 09, 2013
Dear Nigerian Students...
.
No matter how expensive your wristwatch is,
it cannot tell you the time ASUU will call of the
strike.
.
.
Do other positive things worth doing.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:25pm On Sep 09, 2013
Adex097: Stop smiling plz.
Access Denied
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:21pm On Sep 09, 2013
Eng. Tino:
Song title: ASUU(personallyskit)
.
personally
Personally............X3
Personally............x3
Personally I once had it
I don tire to feed my body
I just dey fear my books like sey I neva jacked it
People reason dt am joking like it
Aaaah.......Na wetin be dis
ASUU na wetin I see
Saga........them no wan gree
Them sey FG no gree pay
Chorus
Personally...Professionally,this strike is nt
intentionally
But the effect is physically,do they want us to
go radically
Emotionally psychologically
our girls forcefully are going biologically
sexually,dramatically and them sey them no wan
gree
Chorus
Yeah exceptionally
We need to go spiritually
Them reason na financially
But magically them dey groove internationally
Nawa.........nawataically
Waka.........nafrom my dictionary
Saga....them no wan gree
They sey them no wan gree..
.
God will see us through*
Lol!
"I jes dey fear my books like sey I neva jacked it"
Lol!
9'ce bwo
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 11:14pm On Sep 09, 2013
Adex097: *Yawns*
@
Ditrix,syvalord ,kolade and the peace makers____you guys deserve an award for this E-drama____to be sincere, it was hilarious cheesy


@syvalord, please man up and com bak jor....
This is our family bro...we are expected to laugh , joke, get-serious , pray for each other , quarrel (e-fights) etc ....its all natural and normal bro...the quarrels and arguements increases the bond that binds us together.

I'm expecting your post soon....and if you remain adamant , then I'm sorry to say, you'd be missing a lot from this thread


*dazall*
Huh!
There z a bond dat binds us together?
Cute
*smiles*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 9:51pm On Sep 09, 2013
Hmmmn!
Sumtin iz wrong.
:-(
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:51am On Sep 09, 2013
Adex097: Me got mine @ikoyi for #1,000 ..t-fare aint up to #500
Goin and comin?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:45am On Sep 09, 2013
sylvalord: The best answer for FOOLS lyk u is silence


#Ignored
Sylvalord.
.
Pls let peace reign.
:-)
Jokes EtcRe: Guess The Profession Of The Poster Above by Asakel(m): 10:43am On Sep 09, 2013
sperm recycler
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:36am On Sep 09, 2013
Adex097: Ma guy, this one wey you no dey stop smiling...hope say you never join the Association Of Yaba Left-ers. (AOYL) huh lipsrsealed
AOYL..?
*smiles*
I've bin dia once
Buh i ran away smiling.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:34am On Sep 09, 2013
Adex097: The stuff na 2k for my area.
Lol!
The tin be sey na da lowest i see dats y. And na 4 mushin road by the right.
Wan alpha lyk dat.
:-)
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Asakel(m): 10:24am On Sep 09, 2013
exPLIcit7: Oya 2 all d babes and dudes on dz thread...no b 2 make shakara...na c riddle 0...I AM A FOREST WITHOUT TREES,OCEAN WITHOUT WATER,LAND WITHOUT SAND AND HOUSE WITHOUT BRICKS...WHAT AM I...oya answer me...
Lol!
Na dat tin na

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 (of 66 pages)