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Michael Sokoto: *brings out boko register 2 xcheck d name "Kiluto"*

Mba! Af nat seen or heard of dis name b4.
*adjust eye-glasses*

Help me check kuruki.
He said he z nat among buh i'm sure he z wan ov 'em.

ditrix: uncle asakel.

I be uncle...buh ah no dey do am o.
:-)

Kolade9: Lwkmdeath

U be uncle shey?

Nigerian-Uncles- Be Like
Chineke Mee!! Amanda U're Now a Big Girl o!!, Turn
Around, Oya Come And Sit On My Laps

Make the most out ov life.
Enjoy it before it ends.
Seize the day
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#CARPE DIEM

karenkinky: Naija wat? Don't you know guys take homosexuality more aborminable than girls?






He's just tryna be careful and you know his heart is in a right place.

Pfft!
Ryt!

Mexyz: Asakel only you get admsn for unilag,delsu,imsu nd uniben? U na 2nd gudluck o,anyway u gat work to do,dependn on d one u wl pick nd d one dat came out 1st. It might even take u to abj sef.

Lol! Nat so na
Last year i put Unilag and Imsu. So i knw how they write dia own 4 dia site.
This year na Uniben and Delsu.
:-)

Gat to do some work outs o.
Vewi sewiosly.
Boy nids to be fit b4 i enter that uniben gate o.
*smiles*

MrRomantic1: sledy ni!
Wen ma gun is here?

*smiles*
Do anytin vagorious....and the FBI will be at ur tail.

abdulwizzy: I hops sooooooooo

Smile nah

MrRomantic1: whatta u finkin?
So wt if he pts d 'ov'?

Sewiosly o.
Me jes dnt undrstand.
LOVE shld be only the opposite sex or nature or animal or anyoda abstract ideas. Buh nat d same sex
Lol!
Naija sef.

MrRomantic1: ma bro beauty is anoda factor o
if u study in a place dt is nat beautiful,u sef wud feel it
dats y dt tsealy or wareva shudn't say dt
if yabatech is mur beautiful he shud leave uniben alone4 d 1nes dt consider 'her' mur beautiful dan odas
wat i wana do 2 hm,hmmm
no nid2 tel
if he tries it again
he wil tell u

Lol!
Me nat sayin Uniben z ugly o.
Lol!
.
Buh wot u'll do to im...hmmm
Pls dnt cm 4my sledgy.
*smiles*

abdulwizzy: Has anyone seen anybody admitted into ecoatats n not statistics here cos all I'm seeing is statistics. I want my ecostats ooo. Adex what's up have u seen.

Tis the same thing me think.
In my Eng/Lit.
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Unilag write "ENGLISH"
Imsu write "ENGLISH AND LITERATURE
Delsu write "ENGLISH AND LITERARY STUDIES"
Uniben too write "ENGLISH AND LITERATURE"
.
So tis the same
"Statistics" "Econs and Stats"
All zame
*smiles*
Jes kip smiling
*smiles*

ditrix: just like o,mk u no con comot 'ik' put 'ov' o

Hehe!
I like you more.
*smiles*
Buh wait...wat if i say "love"
Telme ur head won't swell

Kiluto: guys dat hav been admitd congrat. les i 4get ASUU nd Fg ar tryin to hav anoda si-down talk to knw weda de wil acept d 30b naira 4rm Fg. So guys pray 4 d best nd dose of u dat knw any memba of ASUU help us beg dem to acept d 30b pls ooo. So dat dose dat hav been admitd wil start clearance nd dis strike is cosin alot of misoda in dis yrs admisn. Asakel i envy u sledge bt i get kutlas

Ryt!
Can u go to war with cutlass? 'specialy if tis nat sharp?
Tis OYO 4u re
D'hehehe!
Plz dnt envy 2much....ma sledgy can't serve 2masters.
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Go and watch Dae Jo Young....u go knw wetin sledge hammer fit do.
*smiles*

ditrix: gud morning ppl,i greet o. una leave me and two guests yest nawa o. Una english speaking attitude for here dey taya me,mk una speak small pidgin,shuu,me no fit dey typ english o,abi na to impress babes?asakel abeg borrow me ur 'smiles' . thank u

*smiles*
I like this dude

MrRomantic1: av u been around,in nd awt of uniben b4,do u stay in benin?
Pls dun compare ma name sake skul aiit! So i wn't. . .

Lol!
Sey beauty we go chop
Na to cari our big head enter skool com out in flying colours.
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Buh seriozly....u won't do wat?
:-)

karenkinky: Asakel. Thnk you



Hope you haven't unfollowed me on twitter. I've not seen neither you nor your hammer around. What's been happening with you anyway?

Hulo Karen...
So sori dear.... I've bin in an euphoric melancholic mood after the release ov the list.
Yes me was chosen buh i don't want a dejavu ov what happnd during the releaz ov jamb result to poke its ugly head again. T'was jes me and one oda dat got to the 200mrk, the odas whr way below. With most ov us choosen Uniben or any oda skool with a 200cut off mrk.
I cried 4 them
Buh t'was a blessing
A blessing in disguise
And they supportd me all tru ma preparations 4 d putme. Dats y they're ma fwends.
Buh the journey didn't end dia 4 'em...they had to choose oda skools..and me knw it will work out 4 dem.
.*smiles*
So back 2d mata..(not wit the open and close), buh u may touch ur toe.
I nvr unfollow u yet o...cos ur tweets do make me smile and ur smile do make me tweet.(4 twitter sake o...) Lol!
I'm praying 4u...and i know u'll be chosen too.
And I hv a Noble Lady here too dat is most responsible 4my melancholy....She's M'lady
*smiles*
*smiles*
So Karen.....I am always gallant. And ma sledgy.....i promise u'll see ma hammer during clearance.
*smiles*

karenkinky: She just got admitted some minutes ago and she checked last at noon. I guess Jamb is still uploading. All my friends hv bn admitted. Remaining me. #FingersCrossed.

*solemnly*
U will Karen
U will
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And the rest ov u.

Hmmmn!
How I wish I could jes write a BIOGRAPHY
About 'Riley Freeman'
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Title: THE LONG WALK TO GREATNESS

Riley_Freeman: lol..congrats..You deserve a medal ^ ^

Hmmmn!
Hope tis nat "the man and the medal" type o.
Lol!

naijaboiy: LMAO!!!!....Bruv sorry sha..d VC doesn't av eny daughter...he only has 3sons...i graduated wid d last child dis year...

Dan't wori...
He'll jes date wan ov da boyz.

Hahahahahaha!
Can't stop laffing oo.
*laffing wit tears*
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Ghostie has been offer'd admission 2 o.
Lol!
My buddie.....
Hahahahaha!
LDMMPFP! (laff dan make me poo for pant)

#Team ELSA in the building
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*smiles*

oliseh.com:
Riley,Didi,Greatmind,Adex,Mickey,Swagalord,ivykorah,Karenkinky,Mehlena,Asekel,kolade,fairfax,doc_miss,Reney.. I wil luv to c u during clearance.
*i nd sylvalord wil c often in class*

F'cos dearie.
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And Fairfax too
:-)

Romanticboy1: dis kin early mrng rough play btwn u nd sylva!hmmm!

Na sylva o

oliseh.com:
*singing*
******Omnipresent we are present to present all our presents as we all are present in ur presence******

Hmmmn!
Nice pun.
*smiles*

Romanticboy1: der is stil hope as long as der is 'yet' in it

Yeah!

sylvalord: hehehe.. U ehn.. *chases him with asakel's sledge hammer*

Haaa!
Abeg o...tis too early
Jor o
:-)

sylvalord: morning my fellow stud hw was ur nyt... Joyous i guess

Hmmn!
Sleeping the nite and seeing anoda day iz a blessing.
So i'll say yea...i'm joyous.
*smiles*

sylvalord: Good morning JESUS
Good morning LORD






Good morning y'all

Morning
Sylva

Sweet Dweamz
G'nyt!