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Daclimax: Asakel *sledge hammer*

Hulo bwo.
How u doin diz emponious nite?
Lol!
I see u wan my S H huh?
Sup

BREAKING!
List will be out 3rd ov September 2013
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*smiles*
4rm a reliable source I swear.

Fairfax: my nite is terrific

Lovely M'lady
Lov'ly
:-)

Adex097: S(-_- ) M( -_-) H(-_- )

What's SMH?
Shaking My Hugo?
:-/

chaarly: i saw d smiles of d setting sun settling down
And dis got my attention coz i was sitting down
i stared into space
While d sun settled in a slow pace
Tis eleven thirty ,
The moon shining lyk a silver spoon
The atmospheric breeze in d air
Ooº°˚ d trees
Ah dnt tink dey care
Look @ em.. Swaying ind breeze
No sign @ all t'will cease
Lying down in ma bed, lights out
Just lyk a parky park dts very dark
Tis really gettin dark n scary
i can hear voices from a distance
Kinda blurry though..
Who knows.. Mayb d witches r gettn ready
Ready for wah? Who knws
Pls @ all.. Dnt neglect to pray dis instant
Peace be still
Everyone.. Go n chill

#gudnyt#

Hmmmn!
Naw dats some good piece.
*smiles*
G'nyt!

Fairfax: *smiles*greetings!

Greetins M'lady...
Hope u nite iz gallant?

Adex097: Someone told me the list go come out by 11:00pm...abeg wetin be time nw?...me no get clock for office.

Tis uhmm......wait o...sowi.
I'm in pluto....and we're ahead ov u guys down dia.
Buh da time iz 07:35am anyway

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Beau'ful People
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And M'lady...
*smiles*

Adex097: There is No freedom of speech in NL at all....
Don't know why some words will automatically change after you post them...
E.g

FU*k = bleep
RA*e = molestation
Bre*st = bosom.
Stup*d = silly

»»»»( Funniest one)
»»»»»»
Bit*h = naughty lady

Lol!
Dey euphemise all ov 'em.
Hehehehe!

Faith93: I don miss una die for here o...una jst dey run for this thread like rat wen cat dey pursue abeg mk una tk am easy...its mkn dis thread. Boring...I hope u'all are prayering ..dis years admission will favour evry1 of us...I trust u guys takia of y'all!...yawns#..,nyt****

U jes come u wan go sleep.
Na jes try am o

Hmmmmmmn!

Kolade9: How far? With sledge hammer?


*runs 30km shouting "very far bros"*

Make u jes dy run o.
Or else....

chaarly: Information reaching me--------»






Is sumbdy ready to give a dance offering to d lord?

Abeg o which type ov dance...
Azonto, Etighi, Limpopo, Alanta, Makossa, Uku, Kelekedimma.
Lol'

Kolade9: Make ASUU pity FG na....and forget bout the past


Make dem collect the 130b call off strike

4whr?
Dem go pay am finish o.
So dat in d future, we no go cry again abt anytin ASUU STRIKE
Make dem pay.

Kolade9: Attention seeker!!!

*walks up to him with sledge hammer*
Guy how va...
:-(

Kolade9: E never complete ni? Shebi na 90b ASUU ask for

400b wey dem owe ASUU, na 130 dem see gv dem.
Make dem complete am o.

Adex097: Wish I could do that buh I use an Indestructible Chinese Smartphone.

Na God save u o. I 4 smash am 4 u if sey no be ma beloved country phone u dey use.

Kolade9: FG gives 130bn to 59 universities

Make dem complete am.

Blexysexy: gud morning.. Fellow nairalanders..*coughs* dazall

Morning B
*smiles*

Beezally: Well I just wanted to post dis before d list surface
Sha most of us here will admission on the first list while 2nd list bla bla
But wat I just want to say. No make admission enter ur head because its a small world someone on this thread might be ur boss someday or even self helper
So just be humble wen the results surface
Most. Piple comments are
Where all doz yeye piple wen do anyhow for this forum
Etc just be humble I pray God in his infinite mercies grant us admission amen

Amen!

Didi 5: Breaking News:

Uniben to release merit admission list for the academic year 2013/2014 today.Expect the list any moment from NOW!

U go soon mend the news.

Adex097: I no be learner na...I checked that recent posts by others and I no see my poat.

*gives him sledge hammer*
Abeg smash dat phone wey u dey use.
Mntcheew!

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Beautiful People.:-)
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Where z M'Lady?
:-(

Adex097: That's the box I'm talking abt...all the trash I typed there didn't appear.

Nah!
It wld nat appear on the timeline wall. Until u click recent post by others dats whr u'l c ur posts and odas. Even doz wans wey u c dia post..no go fit view dias until dey click "recent post by odaz"
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Eyavhundaztand?

I'll wait
:-(

*whistling*

Psycho Pea: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveller, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
Till when it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim, because it was grassy and wanted wear
Though as for the passing there
Had worn them about really the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step has trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads unto way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence;
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less travelled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Guy..ur head iz dia jawe.
"THE ROAD NOT TAKEN" by Robert Frost

Hakuna Matata! To any BREAKING NEWS!
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Be ryt bk.
Lemme go and find ma lost love.

benusi: That na common idiom na.... no tell me say you never hear the saying before oooo.

Okay....common idiom.
Ryt

Kolade9: Y do u ppl even goand search for these news/infos?
Tis not asif you can do anything bout your admission with the news

Tell d bwos o.
How many edos get 260 sef?
E no reach 6thousand o.

Kolade9: #np: drake- started from the bottom

U mean started 4rm da buttocks?
:-/

benusi: This is no idle talk. This is very true. When the list comes out and you see people admitted with 65 below into medicine even when the Merit cut of hangs btw 69/70, then know the person is a native and scored 260 and above. You take it or leave it. Even with my 59, I am very positive because I am a native. So that's the reality. Charity they say begins at home.

Hmmmn!
Who be Sharity...?
Bros.....i dan dey suspect u o...ur eyes dan dey shook eh!
Shariteee!